Funny: Weapon Brown

  • A pair of heavily armed guards are boasting about how, when the Syndicate shows up, they'll wipe them out easily and in a tremendously bloody fashion. Meanwhile, they're so busy talking that they don't hear CAL-v.1N sneak up behind them. Then, CAL-v.1N introduces himself by chopping their heads off WITH HIS BARE HANDS(!) while shouting, "Sounds like a hell of a fight! You can count me in!"
  • Anne's family were killed by vicious, agile reptiles. In other words... leapin' lizards.