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• Provided you get the reference, this xkcd strip.
• The mouse rollover text. Oh good god the mouse rollover text.
  • It gets better (or worse) when you get the alternate image of Taft in lesbian erotica.
• "P.P.S. I can kill you with my brain."
• And who could forget this gem.
• Would not buy again.
  • Note particularly the title on that one.
• The entirity of the "Race" arc.
  "Will Morena Baccarin be here? Is she really a—?"
  "NO!"
  Jewel Staite: She [Summer Glau] says, "Plan Gamma acknowledged. The meerkats are in the bag." ... So we're good?
  Nathan Fillion: Hard to tell with her. Did you see an actual bag of meerkats?
  Jewel Staite: No.
  Nathan Fillion: Then we're probably good.

  Nathan Fillion: No, use my space name!
  Summer Glau: I'm part of the floor now.
• "Daddy? I wanna be a scientist!"
• "Aw crap." I am biased, though. I love this mostly because it reminds me of my childhood.
• "I... fondle the castle guard? That doesn't seem right."
• Even funnier for us biology majors.
• The directions on Google Maps.
• CTRL-C! CTRL-C!
• In their spoof of The Matrix, when given the Red Pill, Blue Pill choice, Neo takes both pills, grinds them to a fine dust, then snorts the resulting purple dust. It causes reality to fracture.
  Morpheus: Now look what you've done...
  Neo: Where are we?
  Morpheus: I have no idea.
• Know Your Vines.
• ... Are you doing anything later?
• "Are you sure you're a doctor?" "Almost definitely."
• "You refuse to quarter troops in your house?" "I have few principles, but I stick to them."
  • That entire arc. "However, on review of your qualifications, we've decided to sentence you to death. An unorthodox move, sure. But the vote was unanimous."
• "Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?"
• We overthought this.
• The Alt Text to Compare and Contrast.