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11th Apr '16 12:01:51 PM SonicLover
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* [[http://xkcd.com/327/ "And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs."]]
** Only for it to [[http://xkcd.com/342/ resurface]] [[http://xkcd.com/884/ thrice]] [[http://xkcd.com/1253/ more]] [[BrickJoke in later comics]].
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* [[https://xkcd.com/123/ Centrifugal Force]]. The very image of Film/JamesBond and Auric Film/{{Goldfinger}} having that conversation is just hilarious.



* [[http://xkcd.com/327/ "And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs."]]
** Only for it to [[http://xkcd.com/342/ resurface]] [[http://xkcd.com/884/ thrice]] [[http://xkcd.com/1253/ more]] [[BrickJoke in later comics]].
*** remember to read the AltText of all four



* [[http://www.xkcd.com/699/ Did you know]] you can just ''buy'' lab coats?



* [[http://xkcd.com/819/ The Five-Minute]] [[http://xkcd.com/820/ Comics]] [[http://xkcd.com/821/ series]] has sad circumstances, but the comics themselves are very funny. The "hotness rating" one in the first part is darkly hilarious.



* [[http://xkcd.com/1206/ Einstein.]]



* [[http://xkcd.com/1493/ Beret Guy continues to inexplicably succeed in business]] in utter defiance of common sense and possibly the laws of causality.
* [[http://www.xkcd.com/699/ Did you know]] you can just ''buy'' lab coats?
* [[http://xkcd.com/819/ The Five-Minute]] [[http://xkcd.com/820/ Comics]] [[http://xkcd.com/821/ series]] has sad circumstances, but the comics themselves are very funny. The "hotness rating" one in the first part is darkly hilarious.
* [[https://xkcd.com/1206/ Einstein.]]
* [[https://xkcd.com/123/ Centrifugal Force]]. The very image of Film/JamesBond and Auric Film/{{Goldfinger}} having that conversation is just hilarious.

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* [[http://xkcd.com/1493/ Beret Guy continues to inexplicably succeed in business]] in utter defiance of common sense and possibly the laws of causality.
* [[http://www.xkcd.com/699/ Did you know]] you can just ''buy'' lab coats?
* [[http://xkcd.com/819/ The Five-Minute]] [[http://xkcd.com/820/ Comics]] [[http://xkcd.com/821/ series]] has sad circumstances, but the comics themselves are very funny. The "hotness rating" one in the first part is darkly hilarious.
* [[https://xkcd.com/1206/ Einstein.]]
* [[https://xkcd.com/123/ Centrifugal Force]]. The very image of Film/JamesBond and Auric Film/{{Goldfinger}} having that conversation is just hilarious.
causality.
5th Apr '16 6:37:21 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* [[https://xkcd.com/1206/ Einstein.]]

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* [[https://xkcd.com/1206/ Einstein.]]]]
* [[https://xkcd.com/123/ Centrifugal Force]]. The very image of Film/JamesBond and Auric Film/{{Goldfinger}} having that conversation is just hilarious.
27th Mar '16 7:46:56 PM StevieC
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** Only for it to [[http://xkcd.com/884/ resurface]] [[http://xkcd.com/1253/ twice]] [[BrickJoke in later comics]].

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** Only for it to [[http://xkcd.com/884/ com/342/ resurface]] [[http://xkcd.com/884/ thrice]] [[http://xkcd.com/1253/ twice]] more]] [[BrickJoke in later comics]].comics]].
*** remember to read the AltText of all four
27th Mar '16 7:21:26 PM StevieC
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** the alt-text makes it even funnier.

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** the alt-text makes Only for it even funnier.to [[http://xkcd.com/884/ resurface]] [[http://xkcd.com/1253/ twice]] [[BrickJoke in later comics]].
27th Mar '16 7:18:23 PM StevieC
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* [[http://xkcd.com/327/ "And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs."]]
** the alt-text makes it even funnier.
20th Feb '16 5:46:03 PM Thranx
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** Double GeniusBonus here because the stick figure version of Don Quixote is a very close match for a famous sketch of the character done by Picasso.
17th Jan '16 8:47:56 AM WhatArtThee
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* In a [[NightmareFuel disturbing way]], [[https://xkcd.com/1139/ "Rubber and Glue".]]
17th Jan '16 8:46:18 AM WhatArtThee
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* Though the comic itself is [[TearJerker not funny]], the mouseover text for [[https://xkcd.com/102/ "Back To The Future"]] is pretty funny.
--> "He's kind of an asshole, when you think about it"
7th Dec '15 7:26:43 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* [[http://xkcd.com/819/ The Five-Minute]] [[http://xkcd.com/820/ Comics]] [[http://xkcd.com/821/ series]] has sad circumstances, but the comics themselves are very funny. The "hotness rating" one in the first part is darkly hilarious.

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* [[http://xkcd.com/819/ The Five-Minute]] [[http://xkcd.com/820/ Comics]] [[http://xkcd.com/821/ series]] has sad circumstances, but the comics themselves are very funny. The "hotness rating" one in the first part is darkly hilarious.hilarious.
* [[https://xkcd.com/1206/ Einstein.]]
20th Nov '15 2:00:21 AM 102372
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--> ''When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an [[{{Troll}} asshole]] to people playing ''VideoGame/GuitarHero''," and then [[SurpriseDifficulty flail wildly on the strings]] [[ThatOneAttack for 30 seconds]].''
* The pretty clever song parody [[http://xkcd.com/118 "50 Ways To Learn To Hover".]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/214/ The mouse rollover text. Oh good god the mouse rollover text.]]

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--> ''When -->''When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an [[{{Troll}} asshole]] to people playing ''VideoGame/GuitarHero''," and then [[SurpriseDifficulty flail wildly on the strings]] [[ThatOneAttack for 30 seconds]].''
* The pretty clever song parody [[http://xkcd.com/118 "50 Ways To Learn To Hover".]]
Hover"]].
* [[http://xkcd.com/214/ The mouse rollover text. Oh Oh, good god god, the mouse rollover text.]]text]].



* [[http://xkcd.com/496/ "You refuse to quarter troops in your house?"]] "I have few principles, but I stick to them."

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* [[http://xkcd.com/496/ "You refuse to quarter troops in your house?"]] house?" "I have few principles, but I stick to them.""]]



* In their spoof of Film/TheMatrix, when given the RedPillBluePill choice, Neo takes both pills, grinds them to a fine dust, then snorts the resulting purple dust. [[http://xkcd.com/566/ It causes reality to fracture.]]
-->'''Morpheus''': Now look what you've done...\\
'''Neo''': Where are we?\\
'''Morpheus''': I have no idea.
* The entirety of [[http://xkcd.com/577/ the "Race" arc.]]
-->"So, wait. [[Creator/SummerGlau Summer]]'s actually weird, [[Creator/JewelStaite Jewel]]'s actually a mechanical whiz... Will MorenaBaccarin be here? Is she really a--?"\\

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* In their spoof of Film/TheMatrix, ''Film/TheMatrix'', when given the RedPillBluePill choice, Neo takes both pills, grinds them to a fine dust, then snorts the resulting purple dust. [[http://xkcd.com/566/ It causes reality to fracture.]]
-->'''Morpheus''': Now -->'''Morpheus:''' ''Now'' look what you've done...\\
'''Neo''': '''Neo:''' Where are ''are'' we?\\
'''Morpheus''': '''Morpheus:''' I have no idea.
* The entirety of [[http://xkcd.com/577/ the "Race" arc.]]
arc]].
-->"So, wait. [[Creator/SummerGlau Summer]]'s actually weird, [[Creator/JewelStaite Jewel]]'s actually a mechanical whiz... Will MorenaBaccarin Creator/MorenaBaccarin be here? Is she really a--?"\\



'''Jewel Staite''': She [Creator/SummerGlau] says, "Plan Gamma acknowledged. [[SpySpeak The meerkats are in the bag]]." ... So we're good?\\
'''Nathan Fillion''': Hard to tell with her. Did you see an actual bag of meerkats?\\
'''Jewel Staite''': No.\\
'''Nathan Fillion''': Then we're probably good.\\

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'''Jewel Staite''': She [Creator/SummerGlau] Staite:''' [[Creator/SummerGlau She]] says, "Plan Gamma acknowledged. [[SpySpeak The meerkats are in the bag]]." ... So we're good?\\
'''Nathan Fillion''': Fillion:''' Hard to tell with her. Did you see an actual bag of meerkats?\\
'''Jewel Staite''': Staite:''' No.\\
'''Nathan Fillion''': Fillion:''' Then we're probably good.\\



'''Nathan Fillion''': No, use my '''''space''''' [[http://xkcd.com/578/ name!]] \\

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'''Nathan Fillion''': Fillion:''' No, use my '''''space''''' [[http://xkcd.com/578/ name!]] \\name]]!\\



'''Summer Glau''': I'm part of the floor now.

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'''Summer Glau''': Glau:''' I'm part of the floor now.



* [[http://xkcd.com/674/ "Aw crap."]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/708/ "I... fondle the castle guard? That doesn't seem right."]]

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* [[http://xkcd.com/674/ "Aw "Aw, crap."]]
* "I...''fondle'' the castle guard? [[http://xkcd.com/708/ "I... fondle the castle guard? That doesn't seem right."]]



* The AltText for "[[http://xkcd.com/913/ Core]]": "If you're a geologist or geophysicist and you don't introduce yourself by saying your name, then gesturing downwards and say '...and I study that', I don't know what you're doing with your life."

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* The AltText for "[[http://xkcd.com/913/ Core]]": "If ''If you're a geologist or geophysicist and you don't introduce yourself by saying your name, then gesturing downwards and say '..."...and I study that', that", I don't know what you're doing with your life."''



* [[http://xkcd.com/1023 Late Night PBS.]] Who knew there was a darker version of ''Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?'' on the air?

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* [[http://xkcd.com/1023 Late Night Late-Night PBS.]] Who knew there was a darker version of ''Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?'' on the air?



* [[http://xkcd.com/1108/ "...And this is the future if you give up the fight over the word 'literally'.]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1110/ Click and Drag]] is big enough to have individual moments ''within'' it:
** Just over the mountain from the start, a birder looks left through her binoculars and exclaims, "Ooh, a yellow warbler!" Her friend replies "Cool" -- not needing binoculars to see the giant flying jellyfish immediately to their right.

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* [[http://xkcd.com/1108/ "...And this is the future if you give up the fight over the word 'literally'.]]
"]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1110/ Click "Click and Drag]] Drag"]] is big enough to have individual moments ''within'' it:
** Just over the mountain from the start, a birder looks left through her binoculars and exclaims, "Ooh, a yellow warbler!" Her friend replies "Cool" -- not replies, "Cool"--not needing binoculars to see the giant flying jellyfish immediately to their right.



-->"Is anyone up there? If you can hear us, ''friend us on {{Website/Facebook}}!''"\\

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-->"Is anyone up there? If you can hear us, ''friend us on {{Website/Facebook}}!''"\\{{Website/Facebook}}''!"\\



* "Every change breaks someone's [[http://xkcd.com/1172/ workflow]]." Even repairing a bug that ''makes the computer overheat when you hold the spacebar'', apparently.

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* "Every change breaks someone's [[http://xkcd.com/1172/ workflow]]." Even repairing a bug that ''makes the computer overheat when you hold the spacebar'', space bar'', apparently.



* [[http://www.xkcd.com/1283/ 20th Century headlines rewritten to get more clicks]].
* [[http://xkcd.com/1414/ Have you read]] JamesJoyce's ''Love Letters''? The phrases "my little fuckbird" and "arse full of farts" appear. If we want to write the next ''{{Literature/Ulysses}}'', our generation may not be sexting ''enough''.

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* [[http://www.xkcd.com/1283/ 20th Century 20th-Century headlines rewritten to get more clicks]].
* [[http://xkcd.com/1414/ Have you read]] JamesJoyce's Creator/JamesJoyce's ''Love Letters''? The phrases "my little fuckbird" and "arse full of farts" appear. If we want to write the next ''{{Literature/Ulysses}}'', our generation may not be sexting ''enough''.
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