History Funny / Xkcd

1st Feb '18 12:51:20 PM TheIllusiveMonster
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-->"So, wait. [[Creator/SummerGlau Summer]]'s actually weird, [[Creator/JewelStaite Jewel]]'s actually a mechanical whiz...Will Creator/MorenaBaccarin be here? Is she really a--?"\\
"No." \\

to:

-->"So, -->'''Cueball:''' So, wait. [[Creator/SummerGlau Summer]]'s actually weird, [[Creator/JewelStaite Jewel]]'s actually a mechanical whiz...Will Creator/MorenaBaccarin be here? Is she really a--?"\\
"No."
a--?\\
'''Nathan and Jewel:''' No.
\\



--> "...You made the entire continent perfectly flat?"
--> "And sorted it into layers."
--> "..."
--> "I feel good about things. This is a good game."

to:

--> "...-->'''Megan:''' ...You made the entire continent perfectly flat?"
--> "And
flat?
-->'''Cueball:''' And
sorted it into layers."
--> "..."
--> "I
layers.
-->'''Megan:''' ...
-->'''Cueball:''' I
feel good about things. This is a good game."
1st Feb '18 12:44:07 PM TheIllusiveMonster
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-->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' '''It me. I allowed it.'''
-->'''Darth Vader:''' My master, please never say that again.

to:

-->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' '''It '''''It me. I allowed it.'''
'''''
-->'''Darth Vader:''' My master, please never say that again.again.
* The "[[https://xkcd.com/1608/ Hoverboard]]" strip is mostly [[Awesome/{{Xkcd}} awesome]], but there are some funny moments (spoilered out for those who want to explore it for themselves):
** [[spoiler:On the [[Franchise/StarWars Star Destroyer]], Darth Vader can be found explaining ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' to a subordinate. The mental image of a Sith Lord watching ''Steven Universe'' is priceless.]]
** [[spoiler:Beret Guy can be found doing his best [[Film/DrStrangelove Slim Pickens]] [[RidingTheBomb impression]] on one of the torpedoes, but what clinches it is what he shouts as he does it:]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Beret Guy:''' [[CloudCuckooLander Horsey!]]]]
** [[spoiler:Apparently [[UsefulNotes/SpaceX Elon Musk]] has a secret lair beneath [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Mount Doom]]. Who knew?]]
** [[spoiler:While we're on the subject of Mount Doom, Cueball describes the volcano's fumes as, and I quote, "Earth vaping."]]
** [[spoiler:At a gas station, an X-wing has stopped for a fill-up.]]
** [[spoiler:[[FourPointScale Megan rates the sea]].]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Megan:''' This is an okay sea. 2 1/2 stars.]]
** [[spoiler:"[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi And if any here can give cause why these two should not be wed, The Great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas]]."]]
** [[spoiler:"[[{{Pun}} I want synesthesia so bad I can]] ''[[{{Pun}} taste]]'' [[{{Pun}} it.]]"]]
1st Feb '18 10:19:21 AM SpukiKitty
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** And the Black Hat Guy is Goldfinger.
1st Feb '18 9:45:25 AM TheIllusiveMonster
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-->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' '''It me. I allowed it.''

to:

-->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' '''It me. I allowed it.'''''
1st Feb '18 9:45:16 AM TheIllusiveMonster
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--> '''"It me - I allowed it"'''
--> ''"My master, - please never say that again."''

to:

--> '''"It me - -->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' '''It me. I allowed it"'''
--> ''"My
it.''
-->'''Darth Vader:''' My
master, - please never say that again."''
12th Dec '16 10:22:35 PM JKRoo
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--> "As prehistoric Megan states, this is not a real fact. (...) Since [PokemonGo] was released Pokémon began to thrive throughout the entire world, and are now most commonly found near [[http://time.com/4443225/pokemon-go-affluent-white-neighborhoods-report/ affluent first world neighborhoods]]."

to:

--> "As prehistoric Megan states, this is not a real fact. (...) Since [PokemonGo] was released Pokémon began to thrive throughout the entire world, and are now most commonly found near [[http://time.com/4443225/pokemon-go-affluent-white-neighborhoods-report/ affluent first world neighborhoods]].""
* [[http://www.xkcd.com/1771 A Star Wars linguistics lesson.]]
--> '''"It me - I allowed it"'''
--> ''"My master, - please never say that again."''
11th Nov '16 8:01:55 PM Willbyr
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** One highlight is at 9000 BCE about North American {{Pokemon}} going extinct. It's made even better [[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1732 in the explanation]]:

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** One highlight is at 9000 BCE about North American {{Pokemon}} Franchise/{{Pokemon}} going extinct. It's made even better [[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1732 in the explanation]]:
7th Oct '16 12:36:33 PM SgtFrog1
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** Even better is the AltText (and the paranoia and CrazyPrepared-ness within).
--> "I heard general anesthesia drugs can cause amnesia, so when I woke up mid-extraction, I started taking notes on my hand so I'd remember things later. I managed 'AWAKE BUT EVERYTHING OK' before the dental assistant managed to find and confiscate all my pens."
26th Sep '16 7:29:53 AM SonicLover
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* [[http://xkcd.com/1732/ Xkcd's comic 1732]] is a timeline detailing changes in the Earth's average temperature across time (to illustrate the point about man-made global warming even further), with a few funny bits added to make what is essentially an alarming fact less depressing (see [[NightmareFuel.{{XKCD}}).

to:

* [[http://xkcd.com/1732/ Xkcd's comic 1732]] is a timeline detailing changes in the Earth's average temperature across time (to illustrate the point about man-made global warming even further), with a few funny bits added to make what is essentially an alarming fact less depressing (see [[NightmareFuel.NightmareFuel.{{XKCD}}).
26th Sep '16 7:29:22 AM SonicLover
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* [[https://xkcd.com/874/ Scheduling is important. Even if you're lazy.]]

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* [[https://xkcd.[[http://xkcd.com/874/ Scheduling is important. Even if you're lazy.]]



* [[https://xkcd.com/885/ What happens when you combine overthinking and recycling.]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1732/ Xkcd's comic 1732]] is a timeline detailing changes in the Earth's average temperature across time (to illustrate the point about man-made global warming even further), with a few funny bits added to make what is esencially an alarming fact less depressing (see [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/XKCD nightmare fuel]]).
** The best one for me being the one at 9000 BCE about north american pokémon going extinct.
*** Which is made even better [[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1732 in the explanation]].
---> "As prehistoric Megan states, this is not a real fact. (...) Since [Pokémon Go] was released Pokémon began to thrive throughout the entire world, and are now most commonly found near [[http://time.com/4443225/pokemon-go-affluent-white-neighborhoods-report/ affluent first world neighborhoods]]"

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* [[https://xkcd.[[http://xkcd.com/885/ What happens when you combine overthinking and recycling.]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1732/ Xkcd's comic 1732]] is a timeline detailing changes in the Earth's average temperature across time (to illustrate the point about man-made global warming even further), with a few funny bits added to make what is esencially essentially an alarming fact less depressing (see [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/XKCD nightmare fuel]]).
[[NightmareFuel.{{XKCD}}).
** The best one for me being the one One highlight is at 9000 BCE about north american pokémon North American {{Pokemon}} going extinct.
*** Which is
extinct. It's made even better [[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1732 in the explanation]].
--->
explanation]]:
-->
"As prehistoric Megan states, this is not a real fact. (...) Since [Pokémon Go] [PokemonGo] was released Pokémon began to thrive throughout the entire world, and are now most commonly found near [[http://time.com/4443225/pokemon-go-affluent-white-neighborhoods-report/ affluent first world neighborhoods]]"neighborhoods]]."
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