* [[http://xkcd.com/70/ "Guitar Hero"]]:
-->''When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an [[{{Troll}} asshole]] to people playing ''VideoGame/GuitarHero''," and then [[SurpriseDifficulty flail wildly on the strings]] [[ThatOneAttack for 30 seconds]].''
* The pretty clever song parody [[http://xkcd.com/118 "50 Ways To Learn To Hover"]].
* [[http://xkcd.com/214/ The mouse rollover text. Oh, good god, the mouse rollover text]].
** It gets better (or worse) when you get the alternate image of Taft in ''lesbian erotica''.
* [[http://xkcd.com/325/ Would not buy again.]]
** Note particularly the title on that one.
* [[https://xkcd.com/400/ "Go go Power Rangers!"]]
* ''[[http://xkcd.org/406/ "P.P.S. I can kill you with my brain."]]''
* [[http://xkcd.com/408/ "Wait a second. Are you asking me to show her a mediocre time?"]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/416/ CTRL-C! CTRL-C!]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/443/ Know Your Vines.]]
* [[http://xkcd.org/461/ The directions on Google Maps.]]
* And who could forget [[http://xkcd.org/463/ the voting machine]] gem.
* [[http://xkcd.com/496/ "You refuse to quarter troops in your house?" "I have few principles, but I stick to them."]]
** That ''entire arc''. "However, on review of your qualifications, we've decided to sentence you to death. An unorthodox move, sure. But the vote was unanimous."
* [[http://xkcd.com/520/ Even funnier for us biology majors.]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/532/ ... Are you doing anything later?]]
* [[GeniusBonus Provided you get the]] [[Literature/DonQuixote reference]], [[http://xkcd.com/556/ Alternative Energy Revolution.]]
* In their spoof of ''Film/TheMatrix'', when given the RedPillBluePill choice, Neo takes both pills, grinds them to a fine dust, then snorts the resulting purple dust. [[http://xkcd.com/566/ It causes reality to fracture.]]
-->'''Morpheus:''' ''Now'' look what you've done...\\
'''Neo:''' Where ''are'' we?\\
'''Morpheus:''' I have no idea.
* The entirety of [[http://xkcd.com/577/ the "Race" arc]].
-->"So, wait. [[Creator/SummerGlau Summer]]'s actually weird, [[Creator/JewelStaite Jewel]]'s actually a mechanical whiz...Will Creator/MorenaBaccarin be here? Is she really a--?"\\
"No." \\
'''Jewel Staite:''' [[Creator/SummerGlau She]] says, "Plan Gamma acknowledged. [[SpySpeak The meerkats are in the bag]]." ... So we're good?\\
'''Nathan Fillion:''' Hard to tell with her. Did you see an actual bag of meerkats?\\
'''Jewel Staite:''' No.\\
'''Nathan Fillion:''' Then we're probably good.\\
'''Nathan Fillion:''' No, use my '''''space''''' [[http://xkcd.com/578/ name]]!\\
'''Summer Glau:''' I'm part of the floor now.
* [[http://xkcd.com/583/ "Could not reproduce."]] (AltText: [[LamePunReaction Can't and shouldn't.]])
* [[http://xkcd.com/585/ "Daddy? I wanna be a scientist!"]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/674/ "Aw, crap."]]
* "I...''fondle'' the castle guard? [[http://xkcd.com/708/ That doesn't seem right."]]
** "It did do six damage, though."
* The AltText for "[[http://xkcd.com/913/ Core]]": ''If you're a geologist or geophysicist and you don't introduce yourself by saying your name, then gesturing downwards and say "...and I study that", I don't know what you're doing with your life.''
* [[http://xkcd.com/938/ "Are you sure you're a doctor?" "Almost definitely."]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/958/ For anyone who's read]] ''[[UsefulNotes/{{Capitalism}} The Wealth Of Nations]]'' ...
** AltText: [[spoiler: 'Rating 1/5. Room filled to brim with semen, and when front desk clerk opened mouth to talk, bedbugs poured out.']]
* "[[http://xkcd.com/1014/ Can anyone tell me]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint what's wrong with this picture?"]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1016/ We overthought this.]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1023 Late-Night PBS.]] Who knew there was a darker version of ''Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?'' on the air?
* The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/1026/ Compare and Contrast]].
* [[http://imgur.com/URdOc "The trick was fuckin'."]] (imgur link because "Umwelt" changes by location/browser/referrer)
* [[http://xkcd.com/1108/ "...And this is the future if you give up the fight over the word 'literally'."]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1110/ "Click and Drag"]] is big enough to have individual moments ''within'' it:
** Just over the mountain from the start, a birder looks left through her binoculars and exclaims, "Ooh, a yellow warbler!" Her friend replies, "Cool"--not needing binoculars to see the giant flying jellyfish immediately to their right.
** In a deep, deep dark cave, two poor souls trapped at the bottom of a pit call out:
-->"Is anyone up there? If you can hear us, ''friend us on {{Website/Facebook}}''!"\\
"''Follow us on {{Website/Twitter}}!'' ''Please!''"
* [[http://xkcd.com/1128/ Wishbone does]] ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''.
* [[http://xkcd.com/1148/ Nothing To Offer]].
* [[http://www.xkcd.com/1156/ Conditioning.]] Just imagine what would happen if you tried to pull it off.
* [[http://xkcd.com/1158/ Imagine a giant bowling ball on a rubber sheet...]]
* "Every change breaks someone's [[http://xkcd.com/1172/ workflow]]." Even repairing a bug that ''makes the computer overheat when you hold the space bar'', apparently.
* [[http://xkcd.com/1245/ 10-Day Forecast]]
* [[http://www.xkcd.com/1274/ Randall's take on the 2013 US government shutdown]]. "[[AltText Are you okay? Do you need help?]]"
* [[http://www.xkcd.com/1283/ 20th-Century headlines rewritten to get more clicks]].
* [[http://xkcd.com/1414/ Have you read]] Creator/JamesJoyce's ''Love Letters''? The phrases "my little fuckbird" and "arse full of farts" appear. If we want to write the next ''{{Literature/Ulysses}}'', our generation may not be sexting ''enough''.
* [[http://xkcd.com/1479/ Randall Munroe shows the downside of having immense troubleshooting powers.]]
* [[http://xkcd.com/1493/ Beret Guy continues to inexplicably succeed in business]] in utter defiance of common sense and possibly the laws of causality.
* [[http://www.xkcd.com/699/ Did you know]] you can just ''buy'' lab coats?
* [[http://xkcd.com/819/ The Five-Minute]] [[http://xkcd.com/820/ Comics]] [[http://xkcd.com/821/ series]] has sad circumstances, but the comics themselves are very funny. The "hotness rating" one in the first part is darkly hilarious.