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Funny: Ensign Sue Must Die
  • Prime!Spock's face in the second-to-last panel. Full of win.
  • "Your consummate professionalism is nothing short of inspiring, Captain."
  • "Live long and bite me."
    • Followed by "Jim's right, I am a jerk!"
      • The next strip adds Empress Sue LOVES the Agony Booth and is immune to Empire Kirk's Tantalus Field.
      • Both Sues trade notes on pets, and Squee when they see Empire Kirk in his sleeveless glory. Empire Kirk's response? "Damnit, Spock! If you don't get rid of at least ONE of them, it's the ice planet again!" Closing his eyes in defeat, Empire Spock goes, "Alright, we'll take ours back."
  • Spock failing to murder Ensign Sue with his phaser (set for Pocket Deathstar).
  • Uhura's expression when she fails a Uriah Gambit involving Ensign Sue and Klingons.
  • Ensign Two has already racked up a few of these given the circumstances of The Doctor having an extremely awkward team-up with Spock and Kirk, which is humorous in itself. Not many chapters in, one of the Sues (who is Part Time Lord) snatches the TARDIS while the three were shopping for Pokéballs in the Pokémon Universe, but Kirk's line in response to being stranded just seals it:
    • Even better, during Spock's team's capturing montage, all of the Pokéballs used are variations that make sense for that particular universe, such as a Dusk Ball for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a Timer Ball for The Da Vinci Code, and a Master Ball to capture a Sue-transformer.
  • Aquaman's personality quickly going from stoic badass to squeeing schoolgirl to dumbstruck blond in the span of three panels.
    Aquaman: For realsies?
  • Kirk introduces himself and The Doctor to Harry Potter as "my companion and I". The Doctor demands to know when he became the companion.
  • To save the universe, Kirk must play along with the Original Sue. He is suitably annoyed at that.
  • Wolverine's reveal as a Sue. With blonde hair and all.
    Uhura:Well, THAT should of been obvious.
  • Kirk's face when he finally realizes the significance of Chekov's girlfriend.
    • The fact that he was wrong only makes it funnier.
  • When Kirk is accused of being a sue all along. Complete with Star Wars style Luke, I Am Your Father imagery.
  • The first words out of the newly regenerated Doctor's mouth, "Still not a Ginger."
  • The Eleventh Doctor's expression of deadpan "Oh man" just before being shot by the Suetified Spock.
  • As the Avengers and some of the Enterprise crew head towards the X-Mansion, one of the Avengers comments that they haven't fought anyone in almost two hours.
    Anyone else think that's weird? Wanna fight over it?

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