Funny / Pebble and Wren

• In the third strip, Pebble is looking for a place to live and signs say, "Must have 12 arms" and "Vaporous clouds only". Pebble thinks he/they finds a sign saying, "Small monsters", but it turns out the whole sign reads, "Small monsters need not apply."
  Pebble: "Oh, come on!"
• Phil asks Pebble how long he's been a monster. Donald replies, "Don't say that! That's rude!".
• From this strip:
  • One of Wren's rules is "No farting in my room".
  • Wren tells Pebble not to be too scary as all she wants is an excuse to sleep in her dads' bed or be bleary-eyed on school days.
• Wren accidentally scares Pebble.
  Wren: "Seriously?"
• Wren critiquing Pebble.
  Wren: "Okay look. You can't just jump up like a goof yelling 'raa'. That's so boring."
• After Pebble reveals he eats mice, Wren makes a rule for "no eating animals".
  Pebble: "How about just the small ones?"
  Wren: "No! That's worse! The small ones are cuter!"
  Pebble: "So just the ugly ones?"
  Wren: "No! No animals at all!"
  Pebble: "Not even on Valentine's Day?"
  Wren: "Not ev— wait, what?"
  Pebble: "You know, the human tradition of giving their loved ones a rabbit that has been dipped in chocolate?"
• Pebble tries to be scary by shape-shifting into a toilet because he's scared of toilets. His reason? "Have you seen what they eat?".
• This strip:
  • Wren asks Pebble what he's doing (meaning why he's under her desk). He replies, "I'm talking to you." Wren says, "You can't be here." and Pebble says, "Yes I can. I'm talking to you."
  • When Wren reveals she's mad at Pebble for eating her backpack, Pebble replies that she isn't missing out because it tasted bad.
• Pebble thinks denominators are called "demon nominators".
• When Wren tells Pebble they can't go to space because you need a rocket, Pebble says, "So, like, an hour?".
• Pebble comments that Wren has a lot of toes that must be "hard to keep track of", and her "claws" are so dull.
• Pebble is scared of the idea of bones.
• After Wren explains that the moon was never bitten but there's a piece of it in the museum, Pebble realises that if they go there, he can actually bite the moon.
• Pebble thinks Phil's razor is full of bees.
• Pebble is worried the popcorn will explode in his mouth.
• Pebble wants some popcorn. Wren tells him no because he'll get crumbs on her comics, so Pebble tries to lick it up from afar.
  Wren: "No! Gross!"
• Wren drops her apple. Pebble catches it with his foot.
  Pebble: "You can have that one."
• It's revealed that when they were kids, Donald and Violet tried to bake cookies in the night and woke their parents up with the smoke alarm.
• Pebble sneezes so hard he stretches out and knocks Wren's cereal over.
• Pebble and Wren are playing astronaut and Phil, who is reading, half-heartedly pretends to be an alien. Wren asks if they've encountered the alien horde, and Pebble says, "I think we have discovered the alien bored".
• Pebble thinks the toilet is literally running.
• Wren brings up a "does a falling tree that no one hears make a sound?" question. Pebble points out that sound is its own thing, and there are trees around. When Wren says trees "don't count", Pebble takes this to mean they can't do math.
• Pebble and Wren have fun lucid dreaming, ending in Pebble encouraging Wren to eat the recycling.
• Pebble making himself taller when Wren measures him.
• Pebble thinks "tear here to open" means "cry on it".
• Pebble wants Wren to help him pretend to eat a cloud.
• Pebble calls a little cucumber a "cute-cumber".
• Pebble counts the forks as "onek, twok, threek, fourk".
• Pebble uses his tongue to stir pancake batter.
• Pebble describes lemons as "biting back."
• When Pebble spills crumbs on his eyes, he makes a joke.
  Pebble: "Eye have made a mistake."
• In the skee-ball arc, Pebble thinks the tickets are its tongue.