Funny / High Class Homos

• The title itself, High Class Homos, is worth at least a chuckle.
• The opening of the first chapter where Sapphia throws her princess dress into August’s face. And August’s nonplussed expression can be seen through the fabric.
• Sapphia aptly summing up the comic’s main conflict.
  Sapphia: All I want is to run away with one of the maids... and I know you want to bone one of the knights. We’re both so tragically oppressed.
• August complaining that Percy is an idiot who’s Oblivious to Love.
• Percy being a Moment Killer at the end of Sapphia and Marla’s secret night out.
  Marla, kissing Sapphia on the cheek: See you tomorrow!
  Percy: holy SHIT
  Marla: Shut up, Percy!
• Sapphia calling all straight girls ‘wild’ in response to August talking about his Childhood Friend who went From Nobody to Nightmare.
• Lucas counselling Percy on his sexual orientation.
  Lucas: It’s called... being gay, my friend.
  Percy: ...oh. OHHH!
• The mild-mannered August dropping a Precision F-Strike upon realising he forgot to let his love interest Percy in on his and Sapphia’s fake marriage plan.
  • Sapphia’s response is priceless.
  Sapphia: Don’t just stand there, you big gay dumbass! Go after him!

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