Todd's Twitter is loaded with gold:
@mrtoddallison: Dear Internet, today someone slammed a door in my face.
@mrtoddallison: I suppose someone may be thinking "maybe you shouldn't have been standing near a door" but that is just RIDICULOUS.
@mrtoddallison: I was trying to open the door when it suddenly hit me in the face. I find this happens to me much too frequently.
@mrtoddallison: Maybe I should just enter and exit buildings through windows.
@mrtoddallison: It seems someone had the nerve to inform me that they thought I had a snotty face. I told them to go look in the mirror.
@mrtoddallison: I also told them that I hope the mirror cracked when they did.
@mrtoddallison: Played some Mozart and this woman told me that she hated it. So I played some more Mozart.
@mrtoddallison: Tomorrow I'll play Mozart again too, how do you like that?
- When he tries to go home that day:
@mrtoddallison: Almost time to go home... dear God...
@mrtoddallison: Where's my coat
@mrtoddallison: WHERE'S MY COAT SHIT I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
@mrtoddallison: I found my coat. It was soaking nicely in the sink.
@mrtoddallison: So, it was Hana. I asked her why she put MY COAT IN THE SINK and she said it was dirty. Like I'm supposed to be thanking her.