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• That burn was so sick, it lit the candle.◊
  • These gay elves are racist fucks and you don’t want to talk to them anymore.
• You fucked up.◊
• Quill-Weave quickly says something about how she's confident you two can work this out on your own okay see you later.◊
• You don't exactly operate well under pressure. In a spur-of-the-moment decision, you try to execute every fallback plan at once.◊
• This◊ is the best idea.
• You can no longer be the imp because the imp is dead.◊
• Well, you're alive.◊
• Holy shit, Quill-Weave knows parkour?
• Holy FUCKSHIT your hand is on fire and it really burns!◊
• "Imperial Legion soldiers are notoriously bad at dying. Every time they conquered a place, the original rulers were like "hey, start dying!" and the Imperial Legion was like "no". At least that's how you understand history."
• Well, okay, your badass wolf-skin armor doesn't turn out so great. But other things are still looking up!◊
• By the way, for a Mages Guild, is there a required dress code or something? Because I want to make a good impression, and I don’t know how I feel about this hood.◊
• NORMAL HUMAN STRENGTH!◊
• You have a really good feeling about all these decisions you just made!