Funny / Hyperbole and a Half

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  • The "helper dog's" determination to spazz out at the presence of other dogs. (Sadly, this is only in the book).
  • Allie's attempts to get to a birthday party while still loopy from sedation. "PAAAARP!"
  • This, from the same story:
    Allie, After Being Heavily Sedated: But moun - I can roun arcoss the porp. I can do it! I can go to the partney!
    Allie's Mother: No you can't.
    Allie: I can! I can! I CAN!!!
    Allie's Mother: Look at you. You can't even walk. You can't form a coherent sentence.
    Allie: I CAN ROUN ARCOSS THE PARP!!! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!
  • "Dogs don't understand simple concepts like moving":
    • Simple Dog's broad grin (especially when contrasted with Helper Dog's expression) in this picture.
    • Simple Dog's reaction to throwing up: "I made food! I'm MAGICAL!"
    • Partway through the move, Simple Dog becomes alarmed.
      Now this particular dog is not anywhere near the gifted spectrum when it comes to solving problems. In fact, she has only one discernible method of problem solving and it isn't even really a method.
      1) Become aware that there is a problem.
      2) Wait 19 seconds.
      3) Begin making high-pitched sounds. "Eeeeeeee..."
      4) Continue making high-pitched sounds until problem is solved.
    • Simple Dog discovering the snow: "YEEEAAAAAAAY THE GROUND IS ALL WEIRD! I'M A DOG!!! :D"
    • Simple Dog thinking her legs have vanished when Allie puts boots on her feet.
  • "I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! "..."Guess what I am?"
  • "Imagine, for a second, that you are peacefully slumbering after a nice day of bonding with your young daughter - who you think is playing peacefully out in the yard. You are warm and comfortable and feeling secure about your life. And then you are abruptly woken up by this."
  • HE IS DRAWING ON ME WITH A PEN.
  • Her letter to her uterus.
  • THE ISLAND WAS ON FIRE.
  • Let's not forget this gem, shall we:
    "Do you hear that?"
    "Hear what?"
    "It sounds like robots having sex."
    "I am not familiar with that sound."
  • "Liberty Mutual: It makes a lot more sense than this picture."
  • The best way to deal with close talkers.
  • "cake. Cake cake cake cake cake CAKE CAKE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!" All of the illustrations in "God of Cake," really.
  • This image from 6 Fake Advertisements Based on Real Products
  • At the end of Lost In The Woods:
    Allie: Hey Mom!
    Allie's Mother: [traumatized stare]
    Allie: We need to go back for the pine cones!
    Allie's Mother: [traumatized stare]
  • "101 Ways To Abort Your Gay-Married, Al-Quaeda-Loving Baby for $39 or Less!"
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