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Either you're hallucinating after eating too much radioactive pizza last night, or you're reading a trope page about rhetorical comparisons like this one.
Sometimes, as a means of humour, or simply to argue for one possibility through ridicule of all possible alternatives , someone will frame a description or explanation as "either it was X highly unlikely set of circumstances, or it was Y straightforward apparent conclusion." (The X and Y can be reversed instead.)
Often associated with Deadpan Snarkers and/or First Person Smartasses.
Most often "Y straightforward apparent conclusion" is obviously the truth and the dichotomy is employed as means of snark or lampshading. However on occasion, this trope will be subverted to comic effect when the more bizarre conclusion turns out to be precisely correct instead, perhaps sometimes as An Aesop about not being too sure of yourself about what is possible and what is not.
If the characters decide that the mundane explanation is actually less plausible, it may be an Impossibly Mundane Explanation.
Sometimes also overlaps with False Dichotomy, when the ludicrous explanation isn't really the only alternative to the implied one. Talks like a Simile is related.
Either World Domination or Something about Bananas is a subtrope.
Examples:
Comedy
- George Carlin suggested something like this as a way to "wake people up": When someone asks you what time it is, you look at your watch and say, "Either it's 8:15 or Mickey has a hard-on!"
Comic Strip
- Apart from the Calvin And Hobbes page image, another Calvin And Hobbes example would be Calvin saying "either mom's cooking dinner or someone got sick in the furnace duct."
- In "The Dilbert Principle", Scott Adams describes the two possible results of a career in engineering:
Risk: Public humiliation and the death of thousands of innocent people. Reward: A certificate of appreciation in a handsome plastic frame.
- David Ramirez's prize-winning short comic, "My Little Tomoka", is protagonized by a girl who was, accidentally, named Noo. So, when her mother calls her yelling...
Mother: NOO!
Noo: Has my mother just found my father's corpse inside of the microwave, or she is calling me for supper.
- In the Pearls Before Swine treasury "Pearls Freaks The #%*# Out", one strip taking place in a supermarket had about three box-things lying on a shelf in the background. Pastis comments "Either the store had a huge run on that particular item, or a cartoonist I know got tired of drawing them.".
Film - Animated
- In Finding Nemo, when Dory is translating whale speech: "Okay, he either said, 'move to the back of the throat,' or he 'wants a root beer float'."
Film - Live-Action
Literature
- In Animorphs, Aximili ("Ax") says one time, while in flea morph, "He's welcoming the Visser back aboard the Blade ship. Or he may be telling him his brother is a meteor fragment. I understand Galard, but this morph's hearing is very uncertain."
Live-Action TV
- In Angel, with Lorne translating for some demons...
- From House, where House talks about the iPhone:
Either that costs more than 25 bucks, or I'm seriously starting to doubt Steve Jobs' business strategy.
- Penn And Teller Bullshit used this in the college episode in response to a college rally organizer who told a counter-protester to move away from the crowd.
There's 300 of them, and 1 of us, and he's worried about their safety? He's either a pussy, or he thinks he recognizes Erin from Drunken Master 2.
- The page quotation from Scrubs, of course.
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Dax does this to Sisko when translating some ancient Bajoran.
Dax: "During The Reckoning, the Bajorans will either suffer horribly or eat fruit."
Sisko: "Eat fruit?"
Dax: "Given the tone of the rest of the inscription, I would bet on the horrible suffering."
Media
- Pakistani women's rights activist Shahnaz Bukharihas on bride burning:
Either Pakistan is home to possessed stoves which burn only young housewives, and are particularly fond of genitalia, or (...) there is a grim pattern that these women are victims of deliberate murder.
Video Games
- In Knights of the Old Republic, if you ask HK-47 for help understanding a Jawa, he says, "Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance." When asked about the other two percent, he adds, "Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
- At the end of Quest For Glory IV, the hero is surrounded by the thankful people of the land after (like the past three games) completing yet another heroic quest. Cue Erasmus and Fenrus taking that moment to scry on the hero, with Fenrus commenting that "It's either an award ceremony or a lynch mob."
- In Guild Wars 2, while looking for an infiltrator who is apparently stealing people's uniforms and able to paralyze with a touch, Rhytlock comments
- In Tales Of Graces, a Traveling Beastmaster concludes from Sophie's acrobatic tricks that she's either from the circus, or she's an assassin.
Web Comics
Web Original
Western Animation
- Garfield and Friends episode, "Wonderful World":
Garfield: Either Jon's home or somebody put a VCR in the garbage disposal.
- Phineas and Ferb:
- "Ask A Foolish Question":
Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. The entire Tri-State Area is becoming riddled with holes. Also, numerous light beams have been shot from Doofenshmirtz's building. Either he's having some sort of a rave, or he's the one behind all those holes.
Major Monogram: Morning, Agent P. We've recently found surveillance footage of Doofenshmirtz buying fresh produce. We've concluded that there are two possibilities: either he's up to something sinister that is food-related, or he's cooking dinner because he's got a beautiful woman coming over and he wants to imp... Never mind, it's obviously the first thing.
- "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!":
Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is on the move. We tracked him to these coordinates when we suddenly lost his signal. We have two scenarios to explain his disappearance. First, that magical elves have caused Dr. Doofenshmirtz to vanish to the land of angry corn people. The second, is that he may be on his secret, hideout-shaped island with the initial "D" carved into it that satellites found in the exact, spot, where he... vanished... uh, you know what? Uh, forget the magical elves thing. Way off base with that.
- From The Simpsons, when Homer stands in front of a lighthouse, causing his silhouette to be projected onto the clouds... * (although this is entirely accidental on Homer's part.)
Bart: Hey look! Is that Dad?
Lisa: Either that or Batman's really let himself go.
- From Duckman:
"Either you're babbling, or you just said in Cherokee that my scrotum is many colored."
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