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• "Hey! Stop that! Go do some loner junk in the woods or something."
• Jane Austen's reaction to Sense and Sensibility and Mister Darcy and Sharks In Space Riding Motorcycles Plus There Is a Time Machine.
• After the witches tell their prophecy to Macbeth and Banquo:
  Banquo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  Macbeth: (thinking) KILL EVERYONE.
  Banquo: Haha, our kids are totally gonna hook up.
  Macbeth: Wha?
  • And the strip after that one:
    Macbeth: Send a message to Glam Castle!
    - Cue David Bowie -
    Macbeth: Oh, I meant Glamis.
• Sexy Tudors. Particularly the last panel.
• The Nancy Drew covers. "I don't want to solve this mystery."
• These comics featuring Inspector Javert, especially the third and fourth ones.
• This little exchange:
  Tom: You'll never be like us, Gatsby. We're old money.
  Gatsby: Well, how old?
  Tom: So old. Old as balls.
  • What baby.
• Jules Verne's letter to Edgar Allan Poe.
• Pretty much all of "Julius Caesar, Part 2," but especially the dogs of war and Cinna's bad verses.
• Every comic here.
• WHAT IF YOUR WIFE ORBITS MY DICK
  • Tycho that was uncalled for!
• "But I have the heart and stomach of a king, and the wingspan of an albatross!" Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
• Everything involving The Watsons. "Jam!"