- Emily stays out in the sun too long and gets a bit delirious from the heat.
- "THE POWER OF BOOBS COMPELS YOU!"
- "Whoa… It's like… It's like the theme from Jaws is suddenly running through my head!" Oh, it's just Kate.
- Missi and Emily are trying to convince Ash that her costume's cleavage isn't that big a deal. Then Rumisiel walks in...
Rumisiel: "Ash, I wanted to... Wow! All Hail the Queen of Mammaria!"
Missi: You're not helping!
- Ash's mother telling Missi she herself was flat-chested as a teen — and then quietly revealing behind Missi's back that she was anything but.
- Sub par snacks! Deal with my wrath!
- How did anyone forget Harry 'admitting' that the reason he was likely to have his wedding outside was because he was afraid Kate would burst into flames if she entered a church
- Stop laughing, booby knight! The king commands you!
- Cassiel appealing to Logan's base instincts. Ash's face is just priceless.
- Vashiel, with his inability to lie, is always good for a laugh. One particular example comes to mind.
Dr. Upton: I never said I didn't like [Rumisiel]. I'm just being honest. He's incompetent. Listen. Hey, Vashiel!
Vashiel: Yes sir?
Dr. Upton: How incompetent is your brother most of the time?
Vashiel: Oh, quite incompetent, sir!
- Ash's statement and Em's reaction when Kay delivers the brides mades dress.
Emily: Is my hair ok? Do my clothes match?
Ash: You know, unless you've spontaneously sprouted a penis, he's not going to care. ...You haven't, have you?
- Rumisiel's "traditional sneaking outfit". Not to mention Ash's reaction.
- Missi senses a disturbance in the force:
Missi That Heather girl! Hey! Bitch-Alert! Bitch-Alert!
- No mentioning of these?
'You suck at this game.
Killing people with a real sword is way more intuitive than these controls!
or
Ash:Brr, the pool's water is cold.
Random Guy: I can see that. Your internal thermometers just poped out.
Ash: *deathsmack*
or
Emily: You know that if one of our tires pops we will haul off the track and to our death?
Rumisiel: Meh, who cares. I'm immortal.
- How exactly did Ash explain that Rumisiel is her "boyfriend" when she tries going out with Missi?
Ash: Easy. She thinks he's gay and I'm his cover.
Rumisiel: WHAT!?
- Edward overhears Ash says he's not a girl. The whole page has them.
- The Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff advertisement.
ASHS: BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS AROUND ANYWEAR (now boobs)
RUMISEIELE:no dude I am SUCH a SHITTY ANGEL
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