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Any time someone in tries to explain... well, not just any part of the plot, MegaTokyo anything. See Piro, Miho, and of course Largo.
Junpei vs. Miho: http://megatokyo.com/strip/231
"Boy, it's been years since I've been to a love hotel."
"Many things about l337 Master Junpei not know."
"Prep4r3 for pantsless ninj4 fury!!!!"
"And they must never ever ever EVER EVER know!!!"
"I want one!!" "NO!!!"
"...Try to contain your crushing disappointment."
"What happened to the days when 'Go play in the mech' could keep them happy for hours?"
While coming on the heels of some drama, this strip Crosses the Line Twice. The next strip has Erika needing to clarify that she was in Sarcasm Mode when Kimiko takes her statement at face value.
Finally, after so much god-damn tension buildup. "Guess I gotta beat the crap out of ya." "That's cool. I really wish I could shoot you in the face."
"Wait... I'm not wearing pink polka dots today, I'm wearing the green striped..."
"And that... concludes today's lesson in *4W35UM*!"
Any time Ping goes into "defensive" mode. Such as when she first met Dom.
Sugawara: Bad... man?
Ping: Uh huh. It's OK, he's gone now. I think I got all the glass up off the floor...
Ping: Outside somewhere. Oh, and I'm sorry about the concrete column. His head kinda clipped it when I heaved him out the window.
"Well, at least falling head first into a dumpster isn't really a moral dilemma."
"This Tokyo. No one brain real."
When Yuki brings Zom-Zom home, her father realizes she's awakened as a ...and her mother thinks he's talking about the pet.
Magical Girl Masamichi: We've talked about this! We agreed that we don't want this for her! It's too big of a thing, too much of a burden! You know what it's like! You know what she'll go through!! Meimi: Yes, I agree, I wish she'd brought home a smaller creature. Masamichi: It's bigger than our house and it's a ROTTING UNDEAD ZOMBIE MONSTER!!! Meimi: Then we won't have to worry about it getting run over by a car, will we?
Yuki, being a Magical Girl, naturally becomes frightened when what looks like Kyubey's head topples down the staircase towards her.
Piro: What was that?
Miho: Can we just assume that for the rest of the day you wouldn't want to know the answer to that question?
Largo and the muffin cart.
Every instance of Lost in Translation, resulting from Largo's expanding the search engine to translate Japanese to include a multitude of non-translating sites, figuring that the Shotgun Approach would provide a more accurate translation.
Piro thinks he's misdialed when Yuki answers Largo's phone:
Yuki: No! Th-this is Largo-san's phone.
Piro: It is? Never would've thought you'd sound like a Japanese girl. Sorry for all the things he's done to you. No phone deserves that.
You accidentally fed rat poison to your animals. They all died. Your little dog, too. Apparently, the magical girl skill set does NOT include a decent poker face.