Leo: "Hey, it's a good thing they call it Castle Crashers, because it crashes so much! Get it, castles, crashing, crashers? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Ooo, I'm so telling the internet that one! Oh hey, here's another joke! What do you call a 360 that doesn't work? Yours. Red Ring is 100% fail rate to me. It's not you can't find another one, they're easy to find, easy like your mom, real easy! I mean, she's no Wii, but she's cheap! What, I'm just going by what people have told me. People who fuccccccccked her, many people! Get a stamp everytime! 12 stamps and you get anal! It's like a free sub, only it's buttsex! FOOTLONG!"
Leo: You got a time machine?! You gotta let me use it!