Leo: "Hey, it's a good thing they call it Castle Crashers, because it crashes so much! Get it, castles, crashing, crashers? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Ooo, I'm so telling the internet that one! Oh hey, here's another joke! What do you call a 360 that doesn't work? Yours. Red Ring is 100% fail rate to me. It's not you can't find another one, they're easy to find, easy like your mom, real easy! I mean, she's no Wii, but she's cheap! What, I'm just going by what people have told me. People who fuccccccccked her, many people! Get a stamp everytime! 12 stamps and you get anal! It's like a free sub, only it's buttsex! FOOTLONG!"
Leo: You got a time machine?! You gotta let me use it!
Aeris and Leo are the new security guards at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. When the previous security guard advises the duo about the behaviors of the animatronics and how to avoid them, Aeris interrupts him by pointing out all the fridge logic brought up about the game, such as simply wearing costumes to avoid being stuffed into the animatronic suits, the lamp and fan operating in the office without problems despite issues with the power, and guarding the place outside instead of inside to maximize safety. Then Freddy appears: