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"Stop using me as an example." "Stop BEING an example."
Pretty much every comic with Kratos is a Crowning Moment of Funny.
This guest strip. Mood Whiplash has never been so adorable.
" Yeah, I can see people complaining about this." " I'm complaining about this."
Jared wanting to get back to his parents because they have his Xbox. The visual reference to Xbox Kid is just the icing on the cake.
Jared chose a Magikarp as his starter Pokemon. He levels it up... by using it as a bludgeon, eventually defeating enough 'mons to make Magikarp evolve into Gyarados.
I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!
When talking to Sesshomaru:
: Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much
they've made outta you an' your brother?
Kratos and Leonidas in IKEA, arguing over tea lights.
And then, the Commander's advice to Jared on the matter:
Third panel, with Solid Snake. Picture David Hayter saying it in the Snake-voice.
Zombie Drill. Everyone's reaction to the rules, especially, Cody's.
Because when it is NOT FUN to mess with Link?
Nier's "fantasy germs" (and Mr. Fish's horrified expression).
A few updates later, they show the aftermath of Nier's infection of the entire building. Everyone seems extremely angered by their transformation into Bishounen pretty boys...except Marv, who with his crippling self-esteem issues, thinks it's the best thing that's ever happened to him. It helps he looks like a young Marlon Brando due to it.
Mr. Fish's moveset before learning Hyper Beam. I wonder how much PP "Don't Eat Jared" has...
And he still remembers "roll over".
When learning Hyper Beam, Mr. Fish's accompanying facial expressions are pretty funny also.
The commander's description of , by way of God of War
Carrie Kratos: That's not how it went...
Commander: That's pretty much exactly how it went.
"I don't think that's how Moon Tiara Magic works."
"Why won't you just stay down?!" ◊
One of the very first strips has an unusual crowning moment of bad employment placement, when a Big Daddy is put in charge of a day care center. Gentle, caring, loving... until the parents come to pick up their kids.
The end of the Nomura Syndrome arc: The infected give all their blood to Canada Guy so he can have it treated at a Canadian hospital. He achieves this by smuggling it all in his veins. At once. The resultant exchanges and sight gags are utterly priceless.
" Jared learns the hard way which two words you don't confuse.
"Science can catch their own damn mammoth." ◊
When all you have is a hammer...
"Whadda ya mean "don't fight Canadian guy to death on the front lawn"? Why else would I invite Canadian guy over?"
"You know what? Screw it, I'm just gonna stage a "Best Moon Princess" contest..."
Random thoughts ◊, with Jared.
So...ice cream cake?
Kenshiro working at a burger joint.
The millipede planet. Though it may count as nightmare fuel to some.
The Commander's wrecked from doing Jaeger Bombs all night. No, it's not alcohol and Red Bull.
Sten getting addicted to Cookie Clicker.
Uh... Best you don't talk to him...
Jared, the resident Cloudcuckoolander being the Only Sane Man among the Pokemon Professors.
The absence of Commander Badass has created a temporary alternate present where everyone follows cult leader Jared. As Bird Jesus.
Bird Jesus!Jared: PRAISE HELIX!
"Well if that ain't just the least historically accurate thing I ever did see."
Commander Badass prefers free-range fire. Not because he's not a Pyro Maniac, but because he can glare a chemical reaction into obedience.
"That is a "
MEDICAL CONDITION! " Cyndi Lauper is banned by the Qun."
Sometimes they just do that fer 20 solid minutes. I got no idea why.