Funny / Cucumber Quest

The online comic


Character Profiles
  • Bacon: "Nah"
  • Peridot opts out of using stars to rate her stats and simply puts "better than almond" for all of them.

Chapter 1

Intermission 1

Chapter 2

Intermission 2

Chapter 3

Intermission 3
  • Peridot's reaction to her dream about her and Almond getting married.
  • Peridot walks in on... this.
  • Furthermore, she invites the Nightmare Knight to watch Punisher Pumice with her.
    Gigi: it seems like your kind of show, idk
  • From the Q&A strips:
    "I always set the dress code."
    • Tomato recruiting the mailman because his name starts with a B.
    • A new, improved, cooler Splashmaster: the same, but with two eyes.
    • The Nightmare Knight doesn't know what fanfiction is.

Chapter 4
  • The "Forbidden Master" is summoned and subjects our heroes to their deepest darkest fears. All of them are duds due to the fact that the Forbidden Master twists common phobias in contrived manners (i.e. showing Cucumber and Almond a measuring stick for "fear of heights" and exploiting Nautilus's fear of rollercoasters through an emotional rollercoaster (a movie).
    Forbidden Master: Fear of...flying. (as in flying a kite)
    Cucumber: That's not what that means.
    Forbidden Master: Fear of...closed spaces (a closed store)
    Cucumber: That's not what that means.
    Forbidden Master: Fear of...loss (losing a video game)
  • The Forsaken Master turns out to be a small jack-o'-lantern kid and reveals his true name: Thebestmaster, created to be the very best. He then goes and says he wants to prove himself to the Nightmare Knight, or, as he calls him, Steve. The heroes are completely baffled by this development.
  • Thebestmaster turns out to actually like being sealed, so he asks the gang to put him back in the giant crystal. Peridot tries to seal him in a peridot shell, but this turns out to be too weak, so Cucumber decides to try something. He ends up becoming a Magical Girl. The page immediately after says it all.

Outside the comic

Book-exclusive content

  • Book 3 bonus comic #2
    • Biscotti showing her true ruthlessness.
    • Peridot's epic blunder.
    • The Nightmare Knight purposely mispronouncing Peridot's name.
    • Baguette and Tartelette musing on how hollow their victory is going to be — prompt cut to them celebrating their win and proudly showing off their trophy. Yes, Tartelette included.