Funny / Vampire Cheerleaders

from volume 1
  • After recovering from being near fatally bitten by a werewolf, resulting in becoming one herself, and nearly being mercy killed by her own sister, Katie's reaction boils down to a single line:
    Katie: (wide-eyed realization) "Wait, why am I...? Is this a...? Oh my god. I'm a furry!"
  • Katie's recurring problem with being a dog magnet since her transformation.
    Katie: Whoa! What are you doing? Why are you chasing me?! I don't have any dog biscuits!!
    Katie: DARGH?! Don't they have leash laws in this town?!

from volume3