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Funny: Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening
  • In the original game, Wedge is set on fire by the explosive charge Jesse uses to get through the door of the first reactor. In this version, Barrett tells Wedge to shut up when he starts freaking out and Wedge just stands there burning.
  • For the second reactor, Tifa joins the party... and so do Bomb Man and Bomberman.
  • Jesse gives Cloud a special ID with a picture of her nude on it. It immediately sets off the alarm.
  • Jesse and Biggs stealing people's clothing and changing in fifteen seconds while the ALARM goes off on the train.
    Cloud: "Why did those naked men look like they had been violated?"
    Biggs: "Are you going to jump or not?!"
    Cloud: "You stole a man's mustache!"
  • The recurring gag where people are named after the actions they are doing if their name hasn't been given yet. Like when Aeris/Aerith tries to sell Cloud a flower she goes through half dozen names including "Hemp Pusher" or when they first meet President Shinra he has this speech bubble:
    Sarcastic Clapping: *sarcastic clapping*
  • Tifa's special technique while fighting the giant robot at the second mako reactor.
    Tifa: "... Ah, I guess it's up to me now. Time for my special technique." *Starts flailing arms and charges* "NO ONE'S GOING HOME UNTIL I COLLECT ALL THE TABS!"
    Barret: "Tifa, no, that's too powerful!" *robot explodes and the bridge collapses*
    Shortly later
    Cloud: *holding onto the edge* "Aaah, Tifa, what the hell?!"
    Cloud: *falling* "Aaaaah, I blame you entirely, TIFAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
  • During accidentally hiring a whore, Cloud hallucinates that the voice in his head is the one on top of him and it looks just like him. He says that he's not that in love with himself, but the voice tries to get him to give in.
    Cloud: "Get off me, you handsome devil!"
  • Johnny. Just Johnny. The author loves him and puts him in situations he wasn't in in the game. Every time he appears, it's hilarious.
    Johnny: *sees Cloud dressed as a woman* "C-Childhood friend?"
    "Cloudia": "Not now Johnny."
    Johnny: *Blushing* "Y-You wanna go out for coffee later, or something?"
  • Cloud's Freudian Slip when he threatens Don Corneo.
    Cloud: If you don't tell us, I'll suck 'em off. Wait a minute.
  • Cloud tells the party about how Sephiroth locked himself away in the Nibelheim mansion's study for days on end. He spent the time reading Twilight.
  • Sephiroth raving to his theme music during the Nibelheim flashback.
  • Aeris think that since She's the real Ancient, she should be the one who take over the world instead of Sephiroth. Luckily, Cloud tells her that it's a bad idea.
  • Cloud misses the point of Priscilla's whistle:
    Cloud: Oh my god! That whistle can raise the dead!
  • Aeris beats Mog House and rejoices... until Cloud points out the single yellow Moogle among the family.
    Aeris: Mogrita, you WHORE!
  • Admiral Ackbar's cameo at the Corel town meeting:
    Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A... sound and logical plan with no foreseeable consequences."
  • Dyne's Disney Death:
    Dyne: This wouldn't have happened if we had guns for arms!
  • For such a terrifying character, Dyne is able to make with the funny too. He doesn't take it well when he finds out Marlene is still alive, after having replaced her with a ball with a face attached to a broom, that also happens to be Johnny's girlfriend:
  • Dyne's special attack: the Molotov Cocktail, which is a fucking laser!
  • Joe finds out he could have cheated to win the chocobo race.
    Joe: Teioh, is it true? Can you fly?
    Teioh: Kwyes.
    Joe: Sacre Bleu!
  • After I throw Destruct at your balls.
  • Cid's Symbol Swearing utterly baffles Cloud:
    Cloud: ... Hey, Barret! Shout a swearword up here real quick!
    Barret: Fuck you, ya dumbass, I ain't sayin' shit!
    Cloud: ... Okay, now, you.
    Cid: @&^# off, I'm busy.
    Cloud: This game is confusing.
  • Melon makes his opinion of the Yuffie/Vincent ship apparent.
    Vincent: (conversationally) So... Yuffie, did you know that you and I are a popular fan-pairing?
    Yuffie: (look of horror) Cloud, this creepy, old guy is hitting on me!!
  • The incredible ease of recruiting Cid takes one panel.
    Cid: Awww, #$** yeah, sign me up!
  • Yuffie swipes the team's materia:
    Vincent: All is lost... even what we were wearing; stolen in broad daylight by a 16-year old girl.
    Red XIII: I'm not even mad. We deserve it if we suck this hard.
  • After Yuffie steals everyone's materia, Cloud cautions everyone to be careful about random encounters, only to immediately get a game over. He immediately proclaims his hatred for Yuffie, only for Red XIII to ask what he's talking about, because they're back at the Cosmo Canyon part of the adventure... from about eight hours ago.
    Cloud: Is THIS where we last saved?!
    • The best part is Yuffie's indignant expression after Cloud exclaims that she has to die (after all, she hasn't technically done anything YET).
    • Eventually, they get back to where they were before the game over, when...
      Aeris: Cloud, we forgot to get Vincent this time.
      Cloud: ...
      Aeris: And YES, we do have to include him.
      Cloud: FUCK!
  • Cloud wonders why Cait Sith hasn't died in a while and is told that since he is on his ninth life, Cait Sith might die for real if he dies again. Learning this, Cloud immediately tries to drown Cait Sith.
    Cloud: I WILL END THIS!
  • Rude making a Bond One-Liner, complete with putting a pair of sunglasses on... over the pair he's already wearing.
  • God dammit, Dad, you fight like a bitch!
    • Also: "U-Usurper!"
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