This conversation between 300 and 250, after 250 has blabbered drunkenly about his past:
300: The main thing I detected from all that is that you're rather drunk right now and not fit to make reasonable decisions. So is it okay if I go hit on your daughter?
250: Knock yourself out. I gotta warn you though, I love her more than anything in the world, but that little bitch is a man-eater.