Funny / Zebra Girl

  • Wally is very obliging under interrogation.
    Sandra: Don't move. Just talk.
    Wally: Hnnn. Okay. Okay!
    Sandra: Is this Crystal's drool I smell on your neck?
    Wally: I ... guess so?
    Sandra: And are you a ... werewolf??
    Wally: Uh ... y-yes.
    Sandra: Oh why does this crap keep happening to us?
    Wally: I swear I don't know!!

  • A five fingered trope invocation.
    Sam: "Switch sides or I'll kick your ass!"