Funny: Dangerously Chloe

  • Teddy seems to have dropped "something".
  • You might be thinking "Wow, Chloe is surprisingly nice and straightforward, considering that every other succubus is a Manipulative Bitch." And then this happens.
    Chloe: Pandora, where do you keep the good chloroform?
    Pandora: Third shelf on my dresser. Why?
    Chloe: Teddy has a date tonight and I want it to go off without a hitch.
    Pandora: A date? Teddy? Oo! Oo! So many ways to mess with him! I need to start plan—*gets rag doused with chloroform shoved in her face* MFF MMFF!
    Chloe: Oh, like you haven't chloroformed me before! *Pandora passes out* Shh, shh, go to sleep, sillyhead. When I said "hitch, I meant "you".
  • Teddy gets stuffed into a fridge.
  • When asked how the hell Chloe ended up giving Teddy "kissing lessons" it turns out that Chloe caught a glimpse of Teddy coming out of the shower. And as it turns out he looks pretty damn good without a shirt. Enough to make a succubus blush.
  • During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something unusual in the sky and decides to take a closer look. It turns out it was Alchemy twerking. Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it!
  • Alchemy gets ready to go to work, but Teddy interrupts her internal monologue.
    Alchemy: *Thinking* I have become death, the reaper of souls.
    Teddy: Hey...Hi there...
    Alchemy: *Thinking* No apparition shall escape me. No phantasam shall—
    Teddy: I was watching you dance and...
    Alchemy: *Whirls around* Stop looking at my butt!
    Teddy:! I wasn't! I was—
    Alchemy: Harassing me?
    Teddy: ...No. I was...I saw you dancing in the clouds, and...and I thought that was interesting and I wanted to find out more about y—
    Alchemy: A-Are you saying you're interested in me?
    Teddy: Uh...yyyyyyes?
  • Chloe and Pandora attempt to give Abby The Talk. Keep in mind that both Chloe and Pandora are both succubi and have a, shall we say, skewed viewpoint on sex.
  • Apparently not even an incubus (the male form of a succubus) can handle the sexual power of a succubus.
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