Funny / Dangerously Chloe

• Teddy seems to have dropped "something".
• You might be thinking "Wow, Chloe is surprisingly nice and straightforward, considering that every other succubus is a Manipulative Bitch." And then this happens.
  Chloe: Pandora, where do you keep the good chloroform?
  Pandora: Third shelf on my dresser. Why?
  Chloe: Teddy has a date tonight and I want it to go off without a hitch.
  Pandora: A date? Teddy? Oo! Oo! So many ways to mess with him! I need to start plan— [gets rag doused with chloroform shoved in her face] MFF MMFF!
  Chloe: Oh, like you haven't chloroformed me before! [Pandora passes out] Shh, shh, go to sleep, sillyhead. When I said "hitch," I meant "you".
• Teddy gets stuffed into a fridge.
• When asked how the hell Chloe ended up giving Teddy "kissing lessons" it turns out that Chloe caught a glimpse of Teddy coming out of the shower. And as it turns out he looks pretty damn good without a shirt. Enough to make a succubus blush.
• During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something unusual in the sky and decides to take a closer look. It turns out it was Alchemy twerking. Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it.
• Alchemy gets ready to go to work, but Teddy interrupts her internal monologue.
  Alchemy: [thinking] I have become death, the reaper of souls.
  Teddy: Hey...Hi there...
  Alchemy: [thinking] No apparition shall escape me. No phantasam shall—
  Teddy: I was watching you dance and...
  Alchemy: [whirls around] Stop looking at my butt!
  Teddy: I... no! I wasn't! I was—
  Alchemy: Harassing me?
  Teddy: ...No. I was...I saw you dancing in the clouds, and...and I thought that was interesting and I wanted to find out more about y—
  Alchemy: A-Are you saying you're interested in me?
  Teddy: Uh...yyyyyyes?
• Chloe and Pandora attempt to give Abby The Talk. Keep in mind that both Chloe and Pandora are both succubi and have a, shall we say, skewed viewpoint on sex.
• Apparently not even an incubus (the male form of a succubus) can handle the sexual power of a succubus.
• Abby injects herself with Chloe's blood to give herself big boobs like Chloe. It instead gives her horns, wings and a tail. Chloe ends up taking her to Sgt. Slash-Stab, warning she's like Abby's worst teacher times a billion... who is laughing her ass off.
  Ha ha ha ha! You... turned his sister into a... Aha ha ha ha ha!
  • Abby refuses an offer to turn back to human in exchange for Chloe's boobs, so Sgt. Slash-Stab offers her a contract to become a succubus, with full scholarship at Tartarus, which she signs immediately.