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Funny: Freefall
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Redefining "roadkill" .
"If you stop to think, you'll see the flaw in that plan."
"Captain, I must inform you that Sam Starfall is plotting a mutiny against you."
(I don't know what's happened to my beautiful mob, but I'm sure somehow Sam is behind it.)
"Stupid fish ! "
Flo and Sawtooth tracking the robot muggers via scent trail :
Florence: The robots we're after went this way. Strong scent. Lots of alley smell on their feet. Sawtooth: With your nose on the job, there's no way they'll escape us! (Unless they got on a bus. )
Flo's guide on climbing Bible salesmen (with minigame) .
Defining "human".
When Florence's memory is turned off and she changes clothes.
"Quick! Where's the nearest concentration of valuables that would easily fit into a pocket?"
Another Florence-with-amnesia gag: "You fool! Time is a factor! Skip to the notes near the end!"
Florence: Well, I don't know if I like that tone of voice I'm taking with myself.
Plan B .
Sam's way of ensuring his role as Doctor Leonard Snart wasn't blamed on him: hand in a wallet, filled with cash, at the Lost and Found — because there's no way anyone would connect someone who would give up a grip on someone else's money with Sam Starfall.
The morning (3 a.m. counts!) after the amnesia escapade, Florence has a pair of What Did I Do Last Night? moments.
"This isn't the first time we've had this conversation, is it?"
New Fungus Yummies flavors.
Sam's clever-beyond-comprehension plan for getting Florence an opportunity to talk to the Ecosystems Unlimited roboticists.
"This is a direct order! Hit me with a pie!"
"Yes! Now that I'm unhappy I can be happy again!"
"Sir, I believe if you look past the obvious answer, you'll see one that's even more obvious."
When Florence meets the Kinetic Chemicals sales clerk.
Two barrier isolation.
"Some months back. a robot named Qwerty. wrote the first. of his epic. rap yodeling. operas."
"You can smell my brain?"
Sawtooth's guide to making an entrance: "Oh look. There is another wall in my way. Temporarily. "
#2097. Florence wonders why she was turned off in the dumpster behind the Ecosystems Unlimited office.
Sam: Let's go and find out. The door's unlocked. Florence: Was that door unlocked thirty seconds ago? Sam: Boy, for someone who sleeps in a dumpster, you sure are picky.
How Sam makes sure the Mayor will welcome Florence , rather than immediately kicking her out without a hearing.
"Guys! You know how a good employee is able to anticipate his boss's wishes?"
It wasn't a mnemonic.
Florence apologizes and promises to be a better arrestee in the future.