Funny / Hanna Is Not a Boy's Name

• Hanna's first meeting {...}. "Holy shit, you're dead!"
  • "Is it that obvious?"
• Worth calling Conrad "Count Fagula"
• "THIS ISN'T BAT F#*CKING SENSITIVITY TRAINING!!"
• Hanna's amazing ability to state the obvious.

  Adelaide: Look. You're some halfwit who thinks he can take on vampires with a hammer, a pussy, and a zombie. I'm not exactly threatened. And I have better things to do so go away.

  Hanna: Whoa. She just called you a pussy. Sorry dude.

  Conrad: Yes, Mr. Cross. I know. I WAS THERE.

• Conrad can't enjoy his blood bag.
• "If you're dead I'm gonna kill you!"
• '''FEET ON THE CUSHIONS!'''
• Toni talks seriously about Hanna's status as a Weirdness Magnet...in the form of a blue Pomerian with a mohawk. Not only is her pissy face adorably hilarious, Hanna's reaction is essentially "So cute!"
• Conrad meets Lamont, and the glorious rant that ensues.
  • "Ya are kinna greasy."
• Worth's reaction to finding Adelaide hiding in Lamont's car.
  Christ, Lamont! When 'ya f*ck a woman in your car, don't forget to send her home!
• The utterly ridiculous nervous grin Lamont pulls when asked about Adelaide