- Like Leslie Nielsen in Airplane!, simply having a Dalek act as anything other than a poker faced Straight Man seems to result in Hilarity Ensues.
Zlonozite: All defence turrets apart from C2 are raised, engineering Daleks are working on it now.Dalek Engineer: There is sand fouling the pistons, I need a tin of 'Silicone-Gone' and the big hammer.
- Yttral, just... Yttral.
Yttral: Ah Emperor, there you are, I have been looking for you everywhere.Xenol: Everywhere except in my throne room, apparently.
- On page 136, Xenol assures his officers that, although their attack was unsuccessful, it would still arouse suspicion from the populace towards the Golden Emperor. Cut to Dalek Newscaster Wyndzon reporting the top story on Skaro:
Wyndzon: ''Horticulture Daleks claim to have produced the biggest Kwalorblmn Fruit to be seen on Skaro since the Genesis Wars. Mmmm... Kwalorblmn.
- Sure enough, every Dalek on Skaro is talking... about the Kwalorblmn Fruit.
- Buraoun's Death By Genre Savvy. During the invasion, Buraoun leads a squad to an abandoned service port, revealing the lock and overriding the codes by entering his date of birth. Entering, he encounters Grexnarl, who shoots the door shut, leaving the rest of the squad outside.
Dalek: The Supreme Dalek is trapped, we have to re-open the lock. Quickly, what is Supreme Buraoun's Date of Birth?(Blank stares)
- Ghalt's Funny Afro.