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  • Anything funny in Assist Me! Series are here
  • HYPE AND RAGE COMPILATION!
  • During the party at which Max and his friends played live offline games of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 after its release Max's dog starts licking one of the guests in the ear. It's as hilarious as it is cute, especially one of the guests calling Max's dog a whore and Max frequently telling it to get down onto the floor.
  • The entire video of Doom and Wesker watching the Resident Evil 6 trailer. Especially the end, when Doom sees the logo...
    Doom: Huh, looks like a giraffe getting blown by a manatee.
    Wesker: Oh goddammit! Now I'll never be able to unsee that!
    • What, no mention of Wesker's Flat "What" when he sees his kid?
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  • ANY outtakes scene from the Assist Me! videos. Especially Doom when every time he screws up, he'll say some random lines.
  • Doom vs Star Wars. Watching Doom dance and cause chaos as the Rancor while dropping numerous F-Bombs will leave you dying of laughter.
  • During the Let's Plays of Resident Evil 6, numerous references are given, ranging from the Paranormal Activity movies to The Big Lebowski, and many more jokes ahead.
  • The match where Jigglypuff was play during Yo Videogames : Super Smash Bros Brawl
  • The Street Fighter X Mega Man tips and secrets video is hilarious throughout. There's at least one hilarious line for every character shown.
    "Turns out Chun-Li doesn't like the Megabuster. Gotta shoot her in da face wit' da Megs!"
    "Then you take Chun's Thighsnote  over to Viper's childbearing hips. And in the epic batle of hips vs thighs, thighs will always win."
    "Looks like Cyclops vs Dhalsim is a 9:1 matchup!"
    "Wait, Watermelons? WTF?"
    "Then it's time to play Mega Man Fruit Ninja Soccer with Rose, then take her Ouroboros beam (Hey guys I'm Strider lol) over to Rolento"
    "Rolento gives you some grenades, ~just 'cause he's a cool guy~"
    "Turns out that explosive shrapnel is an effective weapon against the very nude."
    Ryu: "You cheap turtle motherfu-"
    "Balrog mercilesssly chases you through the Casino stage, which you counter with the legendary tactic of HOLDING RIGHT."
    Vega: "Rrrrrrrrrrockman! You are beautiful like a rose petal- OHSHI-"
    "Turns out M. Bison's not a big fan of the ADOUKET."
    "Is it the demon from Hell? The respawn of Satan?! Oh, it's just Akuma. Hey buddy."
  • Every time Donkey Kong Country trolls Max during his and Matt's Let's Play, every time Max starts "Jackie Chan'ing" and manages to avoid several obstacles through blind luck, which doubles as a Moment of Awesome, and especially their conversations regarding "Bananas and Sex."
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    • And Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest being even harder than 1 offers quite amusing moments and a nice dosage of rage from Max, one of the moments being this one. And in the last boss there is this.
  • During any Let's Play where Matt is the one playing, i.e. Mega Man X, and Mega Man (Classic) (1, and as of recently 2). His reactions to whenever he loses or fucks up in any of the games he's playing is hysterical. You can view some of his reactions here, here, here, and here. Kinda makes you wish they had a rage cam, doesn't it?
  • The entire Dreamcast play through of Virtual Tennis. Namely Matt's ranting on the game.
  • BOSS RAGE! Feat. Eyedol (Classic Killer Instinct)
    Max: Oh my God, I press ONE button and he goes FUCKING BALLISTIC on me!
  • In his BOSS RAGE against ARIA (Killer Instinct 2013 Season 2), he discovers a cheap combo that allows him to fake out the "Ultimate (Kyle)" difficulty (which learns your attacks) and get in some emergency damage. But eventually the AI learns what he's doing and totally takes the piss out of Max's newfound enthusiasm.
    Max: ...you're wrecking your own house! Why are you wrecking your own shit?!
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  • Hugo Breaks Street Fighter: BOSS RAGE Outtake. Hugo does something unexpected for Max. That's all.
  • Nintendo Direct Parody. Seriously the ENTIRE Parody of this promo.
  • BOSS RAGE! Featuring GOD RUGAL & SHIN AKUMA (Capcom Vs. SNK 2). The entire video is full of hilarious moments. In chronological order:
    "Four syndicate bosses have gone mysteriously missing after the latest Mark of the Millennium tournament. Undoubtedly, this could be in relation to the recent actions of one M. Bison, who was found scissor kicking his opponent Dan Hibiki to his death. (Tragic.)" - introductory sequence which casts Max as "Nick Kroger", a news reporter for the fictional news channel of CVS2, 'News Combo 7'
    "The hell outta here. I play 3rd Strike!" - to Ryo, playing with the P-Groove (which specifically imitates Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike's playstyle, down to parrying)
    "Shoryureppa, you blonde bastard! Oh wait, that's totally me." - to Rock, after beating him with Ken (and remember: Max is partially blonde in real life!)
    "So we've got a dude from GQ, random boy... lookin for his dad, and Sakura, roaming the streets, just beating up assholes." - Iori, Rock, and Sakura (obviously) in that order.
    "Geeeeese! Geeeeeeeeeeese!! GEESE!!! I gotta kill this guy with a super...and how appropriate is it that Rock is at the very end; Rock, you gotta kill your daddy! Let's go!" - upon getting to the special sub-boss battlenote  against Geese Howard
    "Let's go! Let's play some Street Fighter, come on!" - a match starts between Akuma and Sagat, both of which instantly spam their respective projectiles nine times while he says this
    "..such events are common in bursts of extreme anger or rage, mostly caused by viewing Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. ... Be careful, kids. Winners don't watch that movie." - as Nick Kroger describing the Satsui no Hadou after Shin Akuma's defeat
    "There is no hope! Only Zuul!" - before ragequit #17
    "OH SHIT!" Seeing Dan Hibiki kick his ass, prompting ragequit #19
    "I don't think we have enough points for any of the crazy shit, but at least we got close. We got somewhere." - cue God Rugal bothering to finally appear.
    "There is always hope, and hope has lead us to the most evil motherfucker in the game! Let's rock!" - during God Rugal's intro screen
    "We just need hope! We need to believe!" "We need more than hope, Benny! We need a hero!" - Benny (we remind you, a dog) and Nick as 'I Need a Hero' proceeds to start playing in the background
    • And from the God Rugal battle alone:
    "Holy fuck, he chucked Akuma's body!" - in reference to God Rugal's start-of-match animation
    "Yes! Ultimate hype battle, let's go!" - after losing to God Rugal repeatedly, this is directly before he starts a losing match to God Rugal as a lone Shin Akuma
    * Ken killed, with only remaining character Rock* "Alright, Ken, you did it! You set us up for the super! All we gotta do is hit the super now!" *promptly misses super, then loses match by chip out just before God Rugal runs out of health*
    "OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOD, WE DID IT! Game over! That's it!" - after finally winning with solo Rock, after 38 attempts
  • Max reacts to the Nash/Charlie reveal for Street Fighter V. Essentially, the moment he realizes what day it is.
  • The Hidden Character Intros for Mortal Kombat X between Scorpion and Sub-Zero. All of it. Some of the notable mention:
    Sub-Zero: You teleporting whore!
    Scorpion: Frozen BITCH!
    Sub-Zero: I'll bring you down a tier!

    Scorpion: Do you sell ice-cream?
    Sub-Zero: No only death!
    Scorpion: I WANTED ICE-CREAM!!

    Scorpion: Everyone skips these anyways.
    Sub-Zero: I love you!
    Scorpion: I know!!
  • "I'm GONNA DIE, the flower girl."
  • Four words: "We Can Smile Again."
  • Just as Kenny hits the jackpot on the roulette in Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, he gets up and yells "TWENTY-ONE! I WON! SUCK MAH DICK!"
    • Now has a sequel, provided by Max himself in Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 3.
    Max: TWENTY-THREE! TWENTY-THREE! SUCK MY DICK! SUCK MY DICK!
  • During the Bayonetta 2 walkthrough, the guys decide to try Bayonetta's Princess Daisy costume. Cue a rousing chorus of "BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!" until Bayonetta breaks a few pots, causing an awestruck Simmons to proclaim...
  • When Kenny and Simmons start playing Ghosts 'n Goblins as part of the NES Classics Stream, Simmons asks why Arthur was naked in the opening cutscene, causing Kenny to blurt out "What, you never wanted to fuck in a graveyard before?!" A few minutes later, Steve and Max walk back in cracking up, explaining that they were just in the other room where Jessica was watching the stream...with Kenny's daughters, meaning they heard everything Kenny said. Apparently Jessica's reaction was a Face Palm.
  • Who walks through a portal in time and goes, "Hey, you, wanna fight?" While the Asura's Wrath fight against Ryu—>Evil Ryu and Akuma—>Oni is highly awesome, there are plenty of funny parts to go around, such as Ryu walking through a portal in time and picking a fight with Asura.
  • While playing M.U.G.E.N, they come across (admittedly very well done) fighting game sprites for all sorts of characters, including those not from fighting games, in a Loads and Loads of Characters roster. In particular, they start a tag-team mode against Cloud and Squall. And, oh boy, does everybody go into distress when trying to beat these two "kids", as they call them. Even God Rugal and God Gouki aren't enough... And that's not including when Rugal gets ejected completely from the fight in a bizarre glitch.
  • NFL Blitz is god-like.
    • Their reactions when someone donated $10,000. Steve is gone, Simmons is Laughing Mad, Kenny sits there in Stunned Silence, and Max scrambles to make sure that it's real.
  • The Tekken 7 Boss Rage, which features "Devil Kenny" (complete with voice editing!) and Simmons cosplaying Lucky Chloe.
    [Enter Devil Kenny]
    Steve: ...wow. That just...that just happened.
    Devil Kenny: (now sporting a Voice of the Legion) What is the purpose? Why are you even doing this? Just give up!
    Max: (gawks)
    Devil Kenny: There's no point to this! What, is this for your ego?
    Steve: (also gawks)
    Devil Kenny: Fuck Tekken, man! Like, "ohhh we're gonna beat the hardest—" really? Eddy's a backup dancer. Why? (Max moves out of frame) There's people watching this?! What?! (Steve puts some distance in between him and Devil Kenny) Where are you going? (Max peers back into frame) What are you looking at?! I'm probably gonna be in Yo! Video Games! for another year, and just end up being a backup dancer!
    (After another defeat, the AI taunts him)
    Devil Kenny: Look at that! He taunted you! Wow! The computer disrespected you! Like I've been disrespected!
    (Cut to later in the stream, with Kenny having departed)
    Max: What happened to Kenny?
    Steve: How—what is it?
    Max: He didn't go full Devil yet, did he?
    Steve: I saw some wings, I—
    Max: He didn't get the Devil Gene, did he? Because if the Devil Gene comes out in Kenny, it's a fucking problem.
    Steve: That's true; that's true.
    Max: Somebody let Harada know that as long as Lucky Chloe does not actually ha
    (Simmons jumps into frame wearing a pink tutu, cat paw gloves, and a cat ear headphones. He imitates Lucky Chloe's intro while Max and Steve just stare ahead in shock)
    Devil Kenny: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?! YOU'RE A FUCKING TROLL! WHAT THE FUCK, SIMMONS?! YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A HATER! YOU— (grabs a box and thrashes Simmons with it) YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! (Simmons drops) Mocking me... LUCKY CHLOE IS TRASH!
    (Cut to Kenny, now with horns, staring a hole through Max and Steve)
    Max: Uh... Kenny's become the devil...
    Steve: He's staring right at us! The horns are serious...
    (The gun wielding jobber does exactly that, throwing Alisa's arms to the floor)
    Max: Nevermind. Fuck everything. He took your arms—
    Steve: MAX IS A LIAR AND A CHEATER! (Steve is gunned down and defeated)
  • Max's reaction to Street Fighter EX Plus having no endings and just saying "Game Over" after he beats it in Street Fighter Legacy:
    Max: Game Over?! What the fuck? What the fuck is that?! What the fuck is this?! Game Over?! Are you fucking serious?! Are you serious?! That's all we get?! That's all we get?! That's fucking horseshit! It went to nothing! What the fuck?! (presses start) OH MY GOD! Come on! Are you serious?! I worked so fucking hard!
  • In his Street Fighter EX 2 playthrough, Max gets to Bison. When Bison somehow goes over the bomb:
    Max: WHAT?! Did you just not give a shit?!
  • The doods' freakout over a cockroach has to be seen to be believed. From Steve wanting to get back at it for "making [him] look like a bitch" to Simmons contemplating crushing it with an arcade stick.
    Max: (while everyone else screams as it runs off) GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER, FUCK-FACE!
  • Max's anime transformation
  • Any time he becomes an Edge Lord when playing Dark Souls 3, especially when a text-to-speech program was singing "Bring Me to Life".
  • The doods watching that episode of Oprah when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were on, promoting their "Coming Out of Their Shells" tour.
    Raphael: (to a kid in the audience) Splinter's like our dad, you know? I mean what's so special about your dad?
    Steve: (as everyone else laughs) OH, NO!
    Kenny: (through the laughter) Fucking REKT! "YOUR DAD FUCKING SUCKS!"
    Max: He should've chucked that sword at 'em! Fucking murdered 'em!
  • When playing Mario Party, Kenny wins and is absolutely completely unsubtle about his celebration. Max, knowing what's coming, cues up Snoop Dogg's track for Tekken Tag Tournament 2.
    Kenny: YEAAAAAAHHHHH! TWENTY...OOOOONNNEEE! LET'S GOOOOOO! PLAY THE MUSIC! PLAY IT! LET'S GO!
  • Death. By. Soda. The doods do a blind taste test for various types of strange soda flavors, complete with the "Bowl of Shame" (undrank portions get mixed together and whoever loses a challenge later on has to drink it all). Then, they get to the end...
    Max: 3, 2, 1, believe! (They all drink)
    (Immediately after taking a very small sip, Max starts convulsing and clutching his chest)
    Caption: I am in physical pain right now.
    Jessica: (laughing her ass off)
    Kenny: AAAAAAAH! IT'S TOP RAMEN!
    Simmons: (waving his hand and holding onto Max's chair) OHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHhHHHhHHHH! Oh my god!
    Steve: (bent over completely horizontal, laughing, with Benny in his lap)
    Kenny: That's top ramen!
    Simmons: What the fuck was that?!
    Steve: (puts Benny down on the floor) I'm done. I'm done. I'm out!
    Jessica: (still laughing)
    Simmons: What in the Sam Fuck did you put in that?!
    Jessica: (off-camera) Nobody can guess it?
    Simmons: You better not have put alcohol in that, or I am fucking sending you my bill!
    Jessica: (off-camera, through laughter) No, there is not...
    Simmons: What in the Sam Fuck?!
    Kenny: (convulses) Ah!
    Max: I didn't finish it yet...
    Kenny: It's top ramen. Wow! You took a tiny sip!
    Max: What the hell was it?! I-I jus-I just got done taking that sip; like, I just woke up. I don't know what the fuck just happened to the last thirty seconds.
    Simmons: Oh my sweet Christ!
    • The last flavor? Teriyaki Beef Jerky soda.
      • And even worse...They find out that there's actual strands of teriyaki beef jerky floating around inside the soda. The doods are horrified.
  • They use the Dreamcast's internet browser to search for Blue Waffle, as Max as never heard of it. Steve and Kenny have, though. Unfortunately, the Dreamcast has its own weird filters for content, because...
    Max: I hope this doesn't work...
    Kenny: (laughing) "I hope this doesn't work!"
    Steve: This is what we need...ohh! Okay, now go all the way down...
    Max: I found some shit...
    (Pause, then...)
    Max, Steve, and Kenny: (screaming in abject horror, convulsing and flailing around)
    Steve: (having stormed around the room) THAT WASN'T EVEN BLUE WAFFLE!
    Kenny: (something between laughing and wailing)
    Steve: THAT WASN'T EVEN BLUE WAFFLE!
    Max and Kenny: (screaming)
    Steve: THAT'S NOT EVEN BLUE WAFFLE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
    Kenny: (still screaming)
    Max: Dude!
    Steve: WHAT THE FUCK?!
    Max: I just saw some motherfucker's Bloodborne dick! Oh my god!
  • Max's reaction to Laura's stance in Blanka's story in Street Fighter V.
    Max: Oh my God! Oh Jesus! I looked at Laura...like I wasn't looking directly at the screen and I was looking away and then I looked and I saw her...and I saw some, like, crazy fucking creature from The Thing. All I saw was like a head with legs. Looked like some shit out of Silent Hill. Oh my fuck, dude. Scared the shit out of me. We gotta kill her. Scared the shit out of me.
    • Before that, there was Max playing through Sakura's story mode. Specifically, when Sakura laments to Ryu what her life is becoming, how she can't stop the march of time, and that she "should" be doing "normal" things like settling down and starting a family. Only to very very quickly clarify that she's not trying to have any kids now.
      Max: YOU WANT RYU'S FUCK-BABY?! OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THIRSTY AS FUCK, GIRL!
  • Sometimes, its' the small things that convince Max to play a certain character. For example, Max gave BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle a second pass purely because he found a character color pallette that he liked. Specifically, Gordeau's 13th color scheme, a.k.a. the Gambit scheme.
  • Max and Kenny completely losing their minds because Mortal Kombat did not appear at E3 as expected.
  • Following the full reveal of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, there was a lot of internet debate going on about whether the latest entry qualified as a new game or a port of the Wii U version. Max decided to fan the flames a bit by arguing for both sides of the debate, to some rather hilarious results.
  • His reaction to the Terry trailer for SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy. Why is Terry in a game with an all-female roster? Simple: Terry has been subjected to Gender Bender. But instead of the usual in-depth analysis of her playstyle and fighting abilities, Max's reaction is just sitting there, staring into the camera, wearing a Fatal Fury hat and makeup. All he says is a simple "... cool."
  • Scrolling through some fan-created characters in Soulcalibur VI's character creator, they come across a number of funny results. These include Gambit, Q-Bee, Spinal, a neon plaid-textured gladiator named Aestheticus, and finally Max. The real Max promptly screams and leaves the room.
    Simmons: (waving his arms at the screen) Get outta the TV! Get outta the TV, Max!
    • Kenny proceeds to attach the character to Voldo and claim that it's what Max looks like when he wins at Mario Party.
  • In Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 the gang usually plays Blackout mode. If two of them die in the beginning of the game, the remaining two usually leave the game so they can start a new one quick. Instead of simply leaving the game, they usually try to come up with goofy or violent ways to commit suicide, leading to conversations such as thesenote :
    Max: We're going to blow each other up, Steven. I have a Molotov, so, eh, we can die by fire. It's very peaceful I hear.
    Steve: (sighs) Ah, lame..
    Kenny: Purifying.
    Max: We can die by drowning or fire. I hear it's like going home.
    Simmons: (in the background) *laughs*
    *Steve arrives, Max throws the Molotov at their feet*
    Max: (as the fire consumes both of them) I love you, Steve. Steve... I love you...
  • Max, Kenny and Steve's dumbfounded reaction to Cassandra's Critical Finisher from Soulcailbur IV.
  • For 2018's April Fools joke, Maximilian decides to do a BASS RAGE, hunting for the Liege of the Lake in Final Fantasy XV. He takes it about as seriously as any other Boss Rage episode, including getting mad at "losing" a very close "match" with the Liege of the Lake having a mere two out of 2,000 HP left.
    Max: (after a Blank Stare) FUUUUUCK! GODDAMNIT! OHHHHHH!
    (Max's wife, Jessica, is laughing in the background)
    Max: Gladio, just fuckin' jump in the water! GET YOUR GODDAMN BOOTS WET! FUCK!! Come on! Screamin' at me!? He's right— he's six feet in front of us, dude! JUMP! IN!
  • Max happens upon Skarlet's un-masked custom option in Mortal Kombat 11, which Kenny had been trying for weeks to obtain. Then, as payback for lording a rare hat over him in Monster Hunter: World, he invites Kenny into a match to passive-aggressively show it off.
    (The match starts; Max's Skarlet does her intro, followed by Kenny's)
    Skarlet!Max: I have no twin. Who are you?
    Skarlet!Kenny: It's a secret I cannot share.
    Skarlet!Max: I will drain it from you.
    Max: She looks really cool, right?
    Announcer: Round 1. FIGHT)
    (Skarlet!Kenny immediately explodes in a cloud of blood)
    Announcer: QUITALITY.
    • Even better, the YouTube release on Max's channel cuts back and forth between Max's and Kenny's streams, which are going on at the same time. The latter of which has no video because of Kenny's... response, but the two reactions are quite different.
    Max: I guess I win EVO.
    Kenny: *distantly while smashing things* Stupid Max, you (unintelligible) idiot! I spent millions of dollars, trying to get this goddamn thing- and Max rubs it in my face!
    Max: That was my first "Quitality". That was a good set! That was probably the best set I've had in Mortal Kombat yet. I won through character customization.
    Kenny: *still smashing things* You won't be laughing when I go join Matt McMuscles, and I become CANADIAN!
    • And just to cap it all off, the top comment on the YouTube video is:
    Kenny: Are the Game Grumps hiring?
  • One of the first things Max tries to do after moving to a new house mid-2019 is attempt to beat the "Pursue the Mysterious Mech!" event in Street Fighter V. Said mysterious "mech" is Shadow Lady, complete with all the mechanics of her home game such as air dashing, her V-Reversal being a pushblock, ridiculous projectiles, long combos, and supers that cost only two bars and are usable in midair. After getting over his initial hype on the walking Internal Homage, Max gets increasingly frustrated that Shadow Lady is basically playing a completely different game than he is, at least up until he figures out that Shadow Lady doesn't jump Hadoukens at long range. Not that that matters much, as he found out the hard way that he didn't fulfill the objective of "KO your opponent!". Hilariously, the very next round is where he goes completely apeshit and, in the process, accidentally finds another A.I. Breaker in intentionally whiffing light Shoryukens in front of her. The whole episode is basically a Boss Rage in all but name.
    Max: NOOOOO! Oh, I am pissed! Oh, I am pissed! All that did was WASTE TIME!? AHHHHHHH!! RANDOM TATSU!!
    (after defeating Shadow Lady)
    Max: (through his teeth) LET'S FUCKING GO! LET'S FUCKING GO! LET'S FUCKING GO! GODDAMN STRAIGHT! KICK THIS CHICK IN THE FACE! Alright. Yep. As structured, as coordinated, and as planned. It was the previous round! She thought I was gonna go for zoning that time! All I did was put on THE GLASSES.
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