Funny / Party Crashers

As per policy on Moments subpages, all spoilers are unmarked. You Have Been Warned.

General

• Every session in general is choc-full of these, with the edits to the videos only serving to make them even funnier.
• Anytime the guys play Bowser's Big Blast, especially since Brent uncharacteristically almost never wins, always getting screwed over, usually dying first at worst, or just not getting first at best. One time doubles as a Moment of Awesome where Vernias, Nick, and Sophist lasted up to four rounds without picking the wrong switch.
• Whenever the guys play Mushroom Mix-Up (Mario Party 1; its incarnation in Superstars has better physics)/Hexagon Heat (Mario Party 2), it's unanimously agreed that they shouldn't jump as they will bounce off of each other and, more often than not, fall off and lose. This does not stop the jumping. There are even two instances where Nick jumps while already on the right platform and loses.
• Anytime Brent shouts, "WAAAAAAAARIO TIME!" or, "YOU PICK, WAAAAAAAARIO!" or any variation. Moreso with the call of Wario’s name typically cut short. Subverted during their session on Space Land in Mario Party 2, where he tells Sophist to pick Mario.
  • There's also Brent calling any penguins spotted "TCNick3", or saying any ice-themed area being Nick's hometown, or vice versa since Brent is from Canada.
• A Running Gag in the group channel is that often during the intro, Brent will go, "Oh wait, we need an intro. Uhh, " and then proceeds to make monkey noises, to which the other Party Crashers often protest. The same can be said for the outro as well.

Mario Party 1

Mario Party 1 is more TOXIC than I remember... | The Original Mario Party is BRUTAL | The Old Mario Party was Something Else Entirely

• Brent easily winning Buried Treasure solely because the treasure was right on his side, far from everybody else.
• Nick asking Vernias if he will travel faster because he doesn't have any Stars to weigh him down. Cue Brent and Sophist laughing while Vernias stays silent the whole way through.
  • Vernias gets him back though, when Nick ends up winning Pipe Maze and he says he hopes the coins he won don't weigh him down.
• Every time the minigame Bash N' Cash is played, expect hilarity to ensue.
  • The first time it's played, Brent makes his dislike for the minigame very clear. Nick on the other hand disagrees:
    Brent: This is my least favorite minigame in the entire series, by the way.
    Nick: We get to beat up Vernias?! This is great! I don't see a downside to this, Brent!
  • immediately afterwards, the minigame is chosen again from the Bowser Space, only this time it's Brent's turn as the 1:
    Brent: Shut up! Now it's my turn! FUCK!!! It's the same minigame!
    Nick: WAIT! REALLY?! WAIT, YES! LET'S GO, BOYS!
    Vernias: OKAY! RETRIBUTION! RETRIBUTION! MY TURN!
    Sophist: Mom said it's my turn to put on the Bowser Suit!
    Vernias: Mom said it's MY TURN FOR POWER!
• On the last turn, Vernias wins the minigame Tug o' War as the one, which gives him enough coins to potentially earn second place, and he revels in it:
  Vernias: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  Brent: (while Yoshi laughs onscreen) And now he's laughing at us.
  Vernias: LAUGH AT THEM! LAUGH AT THEM! YEAH HIT EM WITH THE UH! UH! UH! YEEEAAAAHHH!
  • And then...
    (Bash N' Cash is chosen as the final minigame)
    Brent: How did Vernias get the one here again!?
    Nick: OH- LET'S BEAT HIS ASS, BOYS!
    Vernias: WHAT THE SH- NO. NO!

The WORST Board in Mario Party 1... | Mario Party is a dangerous game | Mario Party is WORLD War

• Vernias' manic rant about having "Perfect Rotation" while curb-stomping the others on Paddle Battle. It even has a trap song remix.
  Vernias: My forearm! Is iron!!
  Brent: Oh my God man... bro... (sees the results showing how many coins they each lost) ELEVEN!?!
• Nick constantly getting screwed over by Vernias due to Brent and Sophist's machinations. He always gets irate over this, to the point where he has to get a glass of water to calm himself down.
  • Nick throwing the 4-player minigame Running of the Bulb in a desperate attempt at stealing third place from Sophist... only for it to not just backfire spectacularly with Brent getting the Star on the final turn, but it culminates in Nick going completely bananas after Vernias calls him out for it.

Mario Party 1 brings out the worst in you... | Mario Party but it's the Worst Gameshow Ever

• During the minigame Bombs Away, Vernias says "Hands off my sack!" after Brent notes his desire to play Grab Bag.
  • Shortly after, Nick loses immediately after he says "Whoever falls first is cringe!", to which Sophist chuckles evilly, fittingly with a GIF of Plankton laughing uproariously.
  • Shortly after that, the game freezes the moment Brent loses. His distinct "WHAT!?" right after the buffering noise and while Luigi is in mid-air is what sells it.
• Sophist attempts to negotiate Brent into not stealing his Star or else they lose a minigame. When Brent accepts, he flubs his next input and ends up costing the game, leading Brent to steal his Star on the next turn without a word.

"WAIT DON'T GO RIGHT"

• One turn has Sophist start at a fork in the road asking Vernias (who is two spaces away from getting a star) if it would be hilarious if Sophist rolled a 1. The reason being that going right will make him land on a Happening Space that will summon Bowser and make Vernias lose one of his Stars. He actually ends up rolling a 1, leading to Vernias begging Sophist not to go right while Brent and Nick encourage him to do it. After Vernias fails to answer Sophist's question of which Pokemon plushies he owns, Sophist proceeds to go right.
• As Brent uses Boo to steal a Star from Nick (him being the only one with a Star on the board thus far), Nick begins to complain that this happens every single time when he gets the Star first, which turns into him ranting that despite Brent calling himself "King of Skill", he employs a lot of dirty tactics, prompting Sophist to speculate that "King of Skill" might be an Ironic Name. Cue Brent nervously replying with a meek "no".
• At the last turn, after a Bowser Revolution causes everyone to have an equal amount of coins, a last 1-vs-3 Minigame is about to be chosen, with Sophist as the 1; and it's Bash 'n' Cash. While Brent and Nick are fighting against each other to nab more coins from Sophist than the other (as this would determine which of the two gets first place), Vernias couldn't care less about the coins: all he cares about is killing Sophist, to the point that he keeps repeating "KIIIIILLLLLL" in a gleefully deranged mantra.
  • And in the end, it didn't even matter for Vernias to have more coins than Sophist anyway, as Sophist gets the Happening Star alongside Nick, netting Vernias in last regardless.

The most BRUTAL Board in Mario Party 1... | I'm starting to DESPISE Mario Party...

• Vernias starts out the game completely steamrolling the other three for the whole game with extreme levels of luck, much to Brent, Nick, and Sophist's bafflement as they meanwhile can't stop landing on red spaces and getting their coins stolen by Bowser. That is until the end where a contest involving guessing the color of Nick's sweatshirt (which turned out to be pink) ends in Vernias losing one of his Stars to Brent, which eventually leads to Brent winning thanks to the awarded Bonus Stars at the end. This, of course, causes Vernias to reach his Rage Breaking Point.
  Vernias: I am never gonna forgive Nick for this one truly.
  Nick: Vernias, I'm not the bad guy here! I didn't do anything!
  Vernias: You should jump into Magma Mountain NOW!!!
  (Brent starts laughing hysterically)
  Vernias: DROWN IN THE LAVA NOW!!!
  • Given how pink is Vernias' favorite color, this Epic Fail resulted in one of the group's best Rage Breaking Point moments.
  • To add insult to injury, both Nick and Sophist kept mentioning how the game was setting Vernias up for false victory at the beginning, and it turns out to be a correct prediction.
• Brent takes advantage of the Mario Party 1 version of Mushroom Mix-Up to avoid getting out by ground pounding after the platforms go down so he can stall in the air just long enough until the platforms rise again to save his landing. The other three are in disbelief over this, with Vernias (who is the only other one left) shouting "YOU'RE CHEATING!" over and over. The added music only serves to make it funnier.

Mario Party 2

Mario Party 2 brings out the worst in you.... | Your Mario Party Luck can’t get Worse...

• While Vernias and Nick are teamed up for Sky Pilots, this exchange happens, made even better with Brent's edit for the Cold Open:
  (Nick narrowly evades a cannonball)
  Nick: Oooh, see that? Vernias, why don't you say nice when I dodge things?
  (Nick and Vernias promptly get nailed with a cannonball, as the screen cuts to a dark screenshot of Vernias' face with the Prowler theme playing)
• In a game of Crane Game, Brent has Sophist picked up, but he and the others notice that the latter isn't mashing against Brent's own mashing.
  Sophist: (audibly straining) I AM MASHING! It's the B button, right?!
  (Beat as Brent drops Sophist into the pipe)
  Vernias & Nick: A BUTTON!!!
  Vernias: Oh my GOD!
  Nick: You bozo and a half! Oh my gosh...
  Sophist: I mashed B on purpose so I could go get some snacks!
  Vernias: ...I need to play with new people. I actually need to play this game with different people.
  • Made better in Brent's video where Nick and Vernias' icons are shown together after Sophist's question, enlarging, shaking and reddening during the Beat before they yell with appropriately angry pictures.
• During a game of Archer-ival, Vernias somehow misses Brent not once, but twice, while the latter was sitting still.

Mario Party 2 is more TOXIC than I remember.... | Don't Trust Anyone in Mario Party 2... | Mario Party 2 is BRUTAL | The Old Mario Party was a Bloodbath

• During a game of Hot Bob-omb, Sophist waits until the last second to toss the Bob-omb to somebody else, but ends up waiting too long and eliminates himself.
  Sophist: I thought there was going to be an indicator!
  Vernias: INDICATE DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR FACE!
  • Doubly funnier is that when Nick annoyedly assumes Sophist's going to throw the bomb at him last second, the latter notes he's "playing the game as intended..." Screaming the last part in perfect Oh, Crap! fashion after realizing the bomb suddenly blew up in his face.
• Just as the guys start to play Skateboard Scamper on the last turn of one session, Nick suddenly decides to pause to order Chinese food. An exasperated Sophist points out that Nick can just wait until after the end to do it, only for Nick to claim that now is the most optimal time as the order will come exactly when they finish their game.
  • When the group finally start playing the game, Nick counts them down before they begin... And is immediately eliminated. Sophist takes his time noting he was going to pause and screw over Nick, but is fine with that outcome and calls it very much deserved. Karma bites Sophist hard when he gets eliminated soon after with a comical yelp, followed by Nick telling him "Yeah, shut up, Eevee...!"

I got bullied in Mario Party 2... | I think Mario Party might ACTUALLY end our Friendship...

• Brent ends up becoming quite a Butt-Monkey as he's left stranded on a dead-end area for 7 turns until he's freed. And that's not without getting into the others trying to screw him over.
• Just the mere fact that Brent's Rage Breaking Point towards Vernias ends with him practically dying of laughter.
• As seen in Sophist's video on this match: when Vernias rolls a 1 with his first die after using the Golden Mushroom, Sophist tries to evoke Brent referencing Murphy's Law in the Mario Party Superstars raid boss match from the other day. Keyword is "tries".
  Sophist: Milo Murphy's Law, everybody: if it can happen, it will.
• In Brent's edit, when Vernias gets an Item Space game of Mallet-Go-Round, he realizes a certain item is in the roulette:
  Vernias: Wait a minute. Bowser Bomb.^explanationTransforms Baby Bowser into Bowser at the end of the current turn, who then rolls three dice blocks and steals all the coins of every player he passes by
  Brent: It would kill Nick and me and you.
  (Beat as Vernias' memetic face slowly fades onto screen...)
  (cue Smash Cut to Vernias aiming straight for the Bowser Bomb, with Brent laughing, Nick reacting in fear, and Vernias cackling maniacally as he gets the Bowser Bomb)
  Brent: YO, I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Three or four! (rolls a 1 as Vernias breaks down into even more laughter) NO!
  • Adding to that, Nick rolls and ends up landing on the same space as Brent, which results in them needing to duel. Brent is keen to mention that it doesn't matter, since Bowser will steal all of their coins regardless of who won. He ends up finding this Actually Pretty Funny as he ends up needing a minute before they start the duel.
• At the end of the game with Vernias being declared the winner, three Bob-ombs drop down to congratulate him. Cue Sophist jokingly demanding for the editor to make the Bob-ombs blow up. The results vary depending on your video:
  Sophist: Now blow this up in front of him! Kill him! Editor, I want you to use these bombs to kill Vernias right now!
  (in Brent's video) Mighty Eagle: No.
  (In Sophist's video, the Bob-ombs explode, transitioning into the outro)

Mario Party 3

Mario Party 3 is more TOXIC than I remember... | Mario Party is an Emotional Rollercoaster

• Nick begging the Cheep Cheep not to eat him during Cheep Cheep Chase, which Brent uses as The Teaser for his video for the game on Chilly Waters:
  Nick: Cheep Cheep, please! Please don't eat me! Please, I don't taste good! Please! Cheep Cheep don't do it! Yeah, take the Yoshi- NOOO, DAISY WATCH OUT! DAISY, NOOO! NOOOOOO!
• Sophist keeps getting screwed over by Bowser's Coin Potluck (which takes a whopping 20 coins in this game), and he doesn't take too well.
• As soon as Nick tells the editor to kill whomever messes up in Thwomp Pull, Vernias immediately flubs the first input. Then Nick messes up not too long after.
• Nick making fun of Sophist's trash button-mashing when he goes up against him in Ridiculous Relay... only for him to lose after getting hit by one Bullet Bill. Sophist only rubs it in when he says the following in a mocking voice:
  Sophist: Oh, Eevee's mashing, I'm sure this will be an easy game! (The others bursts into laughter as Sophist overtakes Nick for 3rd, continuing his mocking voice) Ah, you should cry, you're in fourth place!
• Vernias uses his Bowser Suit to steal 10 coins from Sophist, with his justification being he didn't have any other chance to use it. Immediately afterward, Sophist rolls a 3 and lands on the Bank Space, giving him exactly 50 coins, enough to steal a Star from somebody. Guess who Sophist steals from.
• When it comes around to Vernias' next turn, he tries to plead his case to Sophist to get him to steal from Brent instead... having completely forgotten that everyone else has Boo Repellant:

  Nick: Yeah, we all have repellants, Vern.
  Vern: ...Oh.
  Sophist: Yeah they're all wearing deodorant. Somebody's missing it.
  Vern: Uhhh, hit a two! (rolls a 1) DAMN IT!!

  • What truly makes it hilarious is Vernias repeatedly trying to point Sophist towards Brent by asking him who’s going to get the bonuses (With Brent asking what at the mention of a “movement star” which isn’t in Mario Party 3) and has the most coins… completely ignoring Sophist repeatedly asking what Star he’s getting from Brent and Nick pointing out that Sophist can’t steal from Brent, taking until Nick outright says that everyone except Vernias has Boo Repellant. His aforementioned “oh” upon realising this is priceless.

Mario Party 3 broke us all... | Mario Party 3 was a Tragedy... | they made a good Mario Party game | Mario Party 3 Torments the Soul

• One turn, Sophist manages to get a double ten roll, to everyone's surprise considering that it's Sophist. Then the next turn, Sophist proceeds to get two ones. Even Sophist is amused by the irony:
  Sophist: For every ten and a ten, there's a one and a one.
  (cue Sophist rolling two ones and everyone laughing hysterically)
  Sophist: I hate this outcome, but it's still freaking funny!
• Throughout this game, Vernias tries to play the pacifist and not make any enemies. Keyword being "tries."
  • Special note goes to him holding a Boo gameshow for whether he steals coins from Brent (Who is currently in first and has two stars) or Sophist (who has no stars and had just lost 15 coins to Bowser). Granted, Sophist wins and doesn't get his coins stolen, but it doesn't stop him from stealing from Vernias out of spite for even making the gameshow in the first place. He also continues to mock Vernias about it for the rest of the game whom can only wonder how being the pacifist is the most endangering thing.

Mario Party 3 is the MOST TOXIC, and this game proves why... | Mario Party but we've never been so LUCKY | Mario Party - The Warp Block Incident | Mario Party 3 is the most painful one yet

• Brent goes for his usual "YOU PICK WAAAAAAAARIO" joke, but he pauses before finishing the scream.
  Brent: Alright! EEVEE! YOU PICK!
  (Beat)
  Sophist: Yeah? Yeah? You gonna finish the sentence?
  [cut to three minutes later]
  Sophist: I think Discord banned him for being too loud honestly. He's gone.
  Nick: Bro, he-he malfunctioned.
  Vernias: He malfu- (laughs hysterically) he's short circuiting!
  Nick: We killed Brent-
  Brent: 'WAAAAAAAARIO!!!'''''
  (Cuts to Bikini Bottom exploding)
• When showing each player's specific colored subtitles in Brent's edit, Nick's old profile picture is still there, despite changing his profile picture. The new avatar then appears, only for the old Piplup avatar to make an angry face, which scares the new one away.
• Brent mistakenly thinking he finished first on the minigame Water Whirled, leading Nick to win the minigame.
• While Nick is practicing Dorrie Dip, the fellas realize that anybody can quit practice by pressing R, which Sophist does so gleefully.
• In Brent's edit, the loudness of the screaming following Vernias successfully warping with Brent forces the video to go into an intermission, showing Brent making his Piplup plush reenact Patrick pecking his popcorn like a chicken.

I’m Sorry, Vernias

• Vernias getting stuck on the top-left corner of Woody Woods for 7 turns due to him constantly taking the Reverse Dice Block fruit from Evil Woody's Event Spaces and being forced in its direction by the signs. When the group goes to check Vernias' statistics at the end of the game, they see he had landed on an Event Space 12 times over the whole game.
• Near the end of the game, Vernias (who is in last place with 0 Stars and 0 coins) plans to use the Bowser Phone on himself to give him enough coins to not be last. He then proceeds to win the next minigame, giving him 10 coins and foiling his own plan by accident.
  Vernias: Wait- NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! GOD! What am I doing?!

Mario Party 6

Mario Party 6 is an EVIL Game

• The Star costing 40 coins during nighttime on Faire Square not once, but twice!
  Vernias: "Best of luck"! Haha, inflation!^note Just as he says "inflation", a (thankfully cropped) picture of an inflated Shy Gal appears on-screen with the words "DON'T LOOK THIS UP".
• Vernias wins Same Is Lame by simply mashing the A button.
• The Event Space event on this board ends up giving Brent 3 Stars.
• Nick practices Sumo of Doom-o for a good while due to the confusing controls, yet still ends up losing to Vernias.

Sophist destroyed us lmao

• A particularly egregious example of low-rolling happens during a game on Snowflake Lake. Nick is 2 spaces away from Sophist when he reaches a Chain Chomp, so he just needs to roll a 2 to steal Star from him. He then proceeds to roll a 1.
• The fact that Nick goes from 5 Stars at the beginning to a flat 0 by the time Bonus Stars are given out, purely due to losing all the duel minigames he participated in and getting stars stolen by Chain Chomps. This fact isn't lost on Vernias.
  Vernias: Bro, imagine starting this game with five stars and ending with zero. That's embarrassing.
• There's also the fact the boys actually steal more Stars from dueling than using the board's main gimmick.

This Mario Party CPU lost me $100

• Just about the entirety of the video, having the quartet gamble on computer-controlled characters with first earning $100 from last place and second earning $50 from third place. The result is lots of raging and screaming at Artificial Stupidity.
• The entirety of the minigame Insectiride, which was left completely unedited as they yell nonstop at their CPUs to simply press a button.
  Vernias: He [Yoshi CPU] did not press the A button for 20 seconds.
• The moment where Vernias' CPU goes the route away from the star, buys a Goomba Orb, then lands on a duel space, fights Brent's CPU for a measly four coins, and loses.

World's Most Dangerous Mario Party Game!

• When Vernias starts berating Sophist for making the former give one of his Stars to Brent via Chance Time, this is what Sophist says in response:
  Sophist: OH NO! I'M SOWWEE YOU LOST YOUR FWEEE STAR!
• Brent receiving a Metal Mushroom from the Orb Space... while he already had three Metal Mushrooms.

Mario Party Superstars

Mario Party Superstars is TOXIC

• One round of Skewer Scurry has Nick push Vernias into the Skewers.

Sometimes Mario Party wants you to win... or lose... | I quit Mario Party | Mario Party is an EVIL Game

• When Nick visits the Boo, he decides to let everyone state their case as to why he shouldn't steal a Star from them. Each of their reactions are hilarious.
  • Sophist goes first, saying Nick should go random because "that's the spirit of Mario Party."
    Nick: Okay, kind of cringe, whatever.
  • Next is Vernias, who is currently in last place by a very large margin. His reaction speaks for itself.
    Vernias: Ohh, you know, I have like maybe one or two reasons. Um, I got screwed over by every single minigame, by every single chance time, I have no stars, I have no bitches, no hoes, no money, no nothing. So please, do not pick me.
    Brent: (laughing) What did I just hear?!
  • And when Nick gets to Brent, he just selects Brent without even giving him a chance to explain.
    Brent: You wasted all that time just to pick me anyways, I hate it here.

Mario Party brings out the worst in you... | I Tried to make Mario Party as RANDOM as Possible

• This video is full of these moments; Sophist decides to run all of his options by a random number generator, resulting in the other Party Crashers being both confused and pissed off by his actions being even weirder than usual (and even with this extra layer of random, Vernias somehow still gets the worst of the random actions.)
• During Bumper Balls, Sophist goes directly after Vernias, knocking him out immediately.
  Sophist: Hey Vern, what's up buddy?
  Vernias: NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!
• During Eatsa Pizza, Sophist chases after Vernias during the round as the latter screams in terror.
  Sophist: Alright don't worry guys, my goal this round is to capture Vernias.
  Vernias: No! Get away from me!
  (Sophist begins chasing down Vernias)
  Sophist: Hey Vern-
  Brent: You're actually throwing!
  Sophist: Hello! Hi! How you doing? Oh, are you gonna eat some of that? Are you hungry?
  Vernias: No! No! No- AAAAH! Get away! Leave me alone! NONONONONONO! LEAVE ME ALONE! AAAAAAAH!
  (Brent starts laughing hysterically)
  Vernias: HELP ME!
  Brent: We're playing Eatsa Pizza, they're playing Dead by Daylight!
  (The footage of Sophist chasing down Vernias is replayed with Dead By Daylight music over it.)
  • At the end of the minigame, Vernias and Sophist have unsurprisingly lost. What does the latter have to say?
    Sophist: Damn, how'd we lose?

"Least Toxic" Mario Party game... | Mario Party but I can't be toxic... | Wholesome Mario Party | "Your Mario Party Luck can't be THAT Bad"

• This session has a gimmick where Nick is not allowed to be toxic at all or else he has to pass over a Star. You bet this causes some laughs throughout.
• When Nick tries cheering up Brent and Sophist after they lose a minigame, Sophist's response is a "FUCK YOU!"
• Nick being too nice to Sophist apparently allows him to get a Hidden Block.
• At the tail end of the game, Nick ends up getting a Star from Chance Time, causing him to explode with all the built-up toxicity from before. He immediately pays for it by getting hit by Bowser's Coin Beam and losing all his coins, on top of Vernias stealing a Star from him beforehand for “showing his true colours.” Nick nevertheless wins.
• In the same game, Brent constantly expresses his distaste for Space Land due to the Snifit Patrol screwing him over more than once.

I was paid to SABOTAGE Mario Party... | I Hired a SECRET Assassin in Mario Party

• In normal circumstances, Nick plays Daisy in Mario Party. On Sophist's birthday, he pleads with Nick on wanting to play as the Sarasaland princess for his special day. Nick listens and makes a deal where whoever obtains Daisy through the random option first gets to play as her. The result? After three rounds, Nick wins Daisy much to his joy and to Sophist's dismay. Shortly after, Vernias decides to amuse himself by selecting random with the game picking Peach. Realizing he's not the host for the session and he can't undo his character decision, Vernias pleads with Sophist to get him to reselect with the latter denying his request.

Mario Party but it's 1 vs 3... | MARIO PARTY RAID BOSS - The Toxic King | Mario Party but we must DESTROY GOD

• During the session, Nick attempts to use Chance Time to increase his chance of winning. When he thinks he gained a Star from it, he then realizes that he ended up losing one instead. And then he gives it to Vernias, who had 3 Stars to Nick's 4. He actually had to deafen himself for a good while so he doesn't hear the others mocking him for his stupidity.
  • Made doubly funnier in Nick’s video of the run where not only both sides are shown reacting, the editor covers up the bottom half of the middle square, showing the Star but not the direction it’s going until Nick realises his mistake.
• In general, the session is one big Humiliation Conga for Nick: he keeps getting last place in minigames due to being teamed up on, he continuously low rolls, gets a Bowser flower on the board so he loses coins, and every time Chance Time occurs it always harms him. This is what he has to say about this at the end of it all:
  Nick: I am never doing this idea again. That was not good for my heart, that was awful.
• The same session also has Sophist eliminating Vernias in Snowball Summit after he ruined his drawing. Then the minigame finishes, and Brent's snowball gets sent towards him and knocks him off the summit after he already won.

I became a RAID BOSS in Mario Party... | Mario Party but we must KILL THE KING

• At the very end of the 1v3 session against Brent, Brent has one final chance to avoid getting last place and nullifying the others' victory: Getting a 2 or 3 and landing on Chance Time for an opportunity to swap Stars with someone, much like Nick attempted (but failed) to do last 1v3 session. The result?
  Brent: PLEASE! THIS ONE TIME! TWO! OR THREE! PLEASE!!!
  (Brent ends up rolling a 10)
  Brent: FU- (Cut to the results screen with Brent in dead last)
  • Not helping is Vernias and Nick promptly nailing Brent with this after the cut:
  Vernias: Nick, say the line!
  Nick: IMAGINE BEING IN LAST PLACE WITH ZERO STARS?! (everyone, including Brent, bursts into laughter)

Mario Party but last place MAKES THE RULES | Mario Party but Last CONTROLS US

• In the 13th turn, Nick, who is Chilean and can speak fluent Spanish, makes the rule that none of them can speak English. However, none of the others are bilingual, so the entire turn is made up of Vernias using what little Spanish he can speak, Sophist reading the most horrendous pronunciation of Google Translate Spanish, and Brent repeatedly saying "Je m'appelle Brent" (my name is Brent in French).^NoteBrent is Korean but only knows swears

TCNick3 is gone

• Throughout the session, Brent, Vernias, and Sophist spend the entire video collectively making fun of the absent Nick. Because Superstars is a 4-player game, they have a CPU using Daisy in place of Nick.

Mario Party but LAST PLACE WINS | Mario Party but we want to LOSE

• Throughout Brent's version of the session, he decides to get creative with his "WAAAAAAAARIO TIME!" edits and make it as if it's so loud and powerful that it causes mishaps including, but not limited to, blowing up Bikini Bottom, a close-up of Wario's face, a house shaking, fading into the Subscribe button, Brent as Mr. Krabs yelling right in Fred's face, opening the Wii Home Menu, crashing the game, a house exploding, and saying nothing. However, Turn 12 is where Brent's "WAAAAAAAARIO TIME!" becomes a lot more standout compared to all his other ones, which Nick finds humorously unusual.
  Wario: Wario time!
  Brent: ^note Wario time.
  Nick: Eww, that sounded so gross. It sounded naked.
• During the game, Nick ends up fumbling on a Chance Time and causes Brent (Who has 0 Stars) to give a Star to Sophist (Who has 2 Stars), knocking his morale down. But during the followup leadup to the next minigame, Sophist decides to mess with Nick a bit:
  Nick: No, I misclicked, I did not mean to press A is the worst part...
  Sophist: Hey Nick, is your refrigerator running?
  Nick: Like it's not even I fumbled the timing-
  Sophist: Nick, is your refrigerator running-
  Nick: I pressed A at the worst part-
  Sophist: Nick, is your refrigerator running?
  Nick: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!
  Sophist: WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT! (cue Sophist laughing maniacally at the top of his lungs)

We Added a Wheel of Punishments to Mario Party... | Mario Party but 1st place gets PUNISHED | Mario Party But First SUFFERS

• Vernias takes advantage of being Nick's roommate (For context, Vernias was staying at Nick's place for the summer), and barges in on him two times during the session:
  • The first time is Vernias checking if Nick is following the rules of his first punishment and is sitting as far away from his monitor as possible, much to Nick's annoyance.
    Nick: Get back to the Vernation!
  • The second is when Nick harshly insults Vernias as a result of the latter's disgust at one of Nick's statements:
    Nick: (as he gets a Custom Dice Block) Gimme that custy.
    Vernias: I don't like it when you call it a custy.
    Nick: I don't like it when you exist Vernias, so, we both have to deal with some things we don't want to.
    (cut to Vernias with a Jaw Drop staring in shocked humor, before he gets out of his chair)
    Nick: I'm just kidding Vernias, I'm just kidding, that was mean, that was mean. I like it when you exist.
    (cue knocking at Nick's door, startling him)
    Nick: OH MY GOD- OH SHIT! VERNIAS, I WAS JUST KIDDING!
    (Vernias opens the door, rapidly approaching Nick as the others laugh)
    Vernias: Take that back, take that back!
    Nick: I DID- (cue Smash Cut back to the game)
  • However, Nick turns this bit on it's head on the last turn of the game: when Vernias is looking to steal Nick's winning star, Nick runs into Vernias' room and implicitly (and jokingly) threatens to evict him if he goes through with it.
    Nick: I didn't do anything.
    Vernias: This decision unfortunately may result in me getting evicted, so...
  • Special mention goes to the first case with this exchange between Brent and a punished Nick:
    Brent: Nick, if you can hear me, say "pineapple".
    Nick: (from the other side of the room) PINEAPPLE!
• Early on in the game, Sophist gets a punishment from the wheel that means he has to compliment Birdo every turn before he rolls, much to Vernias' joy. Cue a huge line of invoked and very lengthy Compliment Backfires and Stealth Insults that quickly irritate Vernias.
  • Particular notice goes to a point where Sophist asks to see a figurine of Birdo. When Vernias complies and shows one on camera...
    Sophist: Can I just say that her plastic surgery went well then?
    (Beat)
    Vernias: I hate you so fucking much.
• At some point Sophist questions why Vernias has a Chomp Call (his words: "that shit item") and Nick makes a VERY inappropriate comment about the subject.
  Nick: Vernias just likes to watch the animation where Birdo sticks it in her hole.
  Vernias: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! That's the worst thing you've ever said!

Mario Party but the Magic Conch COMMANDS US

• When Vernias is required to use a Cursed Dice on his next turn as a request from Sophist that was granted by the Conch. Vernias immediately flips this around on his turn when the Conch grants his request that he must use his Cursed Dice on Sophist. Much later in the game, the Conch grants Nick's request where Brent has to steal a Star from Vernias. When it gets to Brent's turn, Vernias suggests that Brent can still ask if he can steal from Sophist instead, similarly to what he did. The Conch allows Brent to steal from someone else, and then, after getting his request to do a gameshow denied, Brent asks:

  Brent: Magic Conch, can I steal from Vernias?
  Magic Conch: Yes.
  Vernias: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT!?
  Brent: I had nothing else to.
  Sophist: You broke the rules and the Magic Conch brings it right back around to bite you in the ass!
  Vernias: What was the point of all this? What was the point?

• Nick's play in getting a Star near the end of the video is a very accurate depiction of insanity. He repeatedly asks the Conch if he should not get the Star, with the answer always being yes. Everyone tries to convince him to ask the question normally, which Nick doesn't do as he believes his plan will work. It takes 3 turns and the last question of the final set for the Conch to finally say no. This was also on the last turn of the game.
  • Sophist's reaction to Nick attempting this for the third time makes it very clear that even he cannot fathom why Nick is still attempting the same trick after it had already failed twice.

    Nick: Magic Conch, can I not get the star?
    Sophist: You're doing it again?! Magic Conch, what the hell?
    Magic Conch: Yes.
    Sophist: Bruh! Nick! What have we learned?
    Brent: 1 out of 128 by the way.

  • Once he finally gets the Star, Nick places ahead of Vernias as the former had more coins, mockingly asking him how last place feels... only for Vernias to get a Bonus Star that puts him right back into third place.
  • Mind you, the question to Vernias is asked after he excitedly spurred Nick to continue asking the Conch to “not” get the Star, implicitly in a way that he wanted to see Nick succeed, if at least see his play to the end.

Mario Party but we're Trapped in PRISON

• Nick's toxicity may have rubbed off on Brent after months of playing with him. Right after Nick gets negatively affected by a Bowser Revolution, this exchange happens:
  Nick: (groan) Why is nothing going for me this game?
  Brent: Nothing is Nick, no wonder you were relishing in that one victory...
  (Beat)
  Vernias: (laughs)
  Brent: (laughs maniacally)
  Vernias: Wow. Ow.
  Brent: IMAGINE BEING IN LAST PLACE, WITH ZERO STARS, AT YOUR OWN FUCKING GIMMICK TOO! (continues laughing)
  • Not long after, Brent starts having "connectivity issues" over Discord.
    Brent: Wait? Hello? Can you guys hear me?
    Nick: Yeah, we can hear you. You're muted.
    Brent: No, I see the green out- I see the- I see the green outline... Wait. Nick? Can you speak? Hello?
    Nick: Yeah, I can hear you.
    Sophist: He has the ability to, yeah. Most people do.
    Brent: Oh... yeah, you're really quiet down there IN FOURTH PLACE, THAT'S WHY!

I made a Mario Party Game to torture my friends

• If the video title is any indication, plus Vernias saying that Sophist shouldn't make a game again, this game as a whole was apparently chaotic.
  • The gimmick was on a 10, they couldn't play any minigame and had to pass the Star. Conversely, on a 1, you could control anyone within one turn. This led to some very long minigames in Pokey Pummel and Rockin Raceway. On turns 5 and 10, this was increased 8-10 and 1-3 respectively.
• The last turn takes the cake. They were playing on Horror Land, whose gimmick is a day-night cycle (important to remember for this turn). To preface this, it was night time and two of the Boos that are on the main path only come out at night. For reference, the other two Boos are in out of the way spots.
  • First up was Nick. He was next to one of the Boos and you hear him say that he could use a 6 because the Event Spaces on this board turn day to night and vice versa. This is because Brent is right behind the first Boo and has enough coins to steal a Star. Naturally, he gets a 6 and gets esctatic.
  • Next is Vernias. He wants a perfect 7 to get the Star, but ends up rolling a 6 is forced to go left. Then Vernias' camera appears as he slowly starts to realize he could cause chaos by paying coins to turn it back to nighttime. Nick's Oh, Crap! when he realized this makes him panic as Vernias starts to laugh maniacally as the other two just are flabbergasted at the idea.
  • Brent is next and he rolls a 1, meaning he can steal a Star. It apparently took so long arguing that the editor asks the comments how long did they think it took. He ends up stealling from Sophist.
  • Now Sophist is up and he ends up landing on a Bowser Space, which leads to a Bowser Revolution and evens up everyone's coins which is important for the next bit.
• Now we get to the Bonus Stars, which end up being Sightseer (most spaces traveled) and Bowser (most Bowser Spaces landed on). This leads to a tie between Nick and Brent. In almost every Mario Party game, dice rolls determine the winner in this case. But Sophist throws one more wrench into the mix. If one of them ends up 8-10 they lose unless both get it. So Nick rolled a 1, leaving Brent with a 3 in 9 chance to lose. He ends up with a 7.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

"NEW" Smash Bros. Characters

• Just about the entirety of the series, where he, Brent, Sophist, and HarryBook work on making hilarious photoshops of two characters, either by fusing the two, putting them in a scenario, or just making a shitpost out of it. In particular:
  • Brent sneaking in Vernias' memetic face in almost all of his photoshops. Vernias' alarmed or deadpan reactions to realizing when his face is there only sells each edit even further. In particular:
  Vernias: (as he's seeing the Ice Climbers in a sunny sky holding a fried chicken leg with Falco's headpiece on it) ...Why am I the sun?
  • The story Vernias made from Brent's image of the Ice Climbers and Falco can cause a few giggles, where he interpreted it as "Popo launching Nana into the sun and he (as the sun) cooked Falco into a chicken tender."
  • Harry making a whole video of a Little Mac punching out a Meta Knight.
  • Sophist stealing Vernias' edit of Shulk and Isabelle and posts it on Twitter with no context, much to Vernias' irritation. Sophist's response to this as Vernias yells at him to delete his account?
  Sophist: Here, don't worry, I'll give you validation.
  (cut to an additional post Sophist made, Vernias reading it before stuttering out in shock)
  Sophist: "Made by player 4 in Mario Party"
  (cue the sound of an autotuned baby crying in the background as Vernias just silently stares in shocked hilarity with his jaw dropped)
  Harry: This is... this is... Okay. That's just... That's just too far man.
  Sophist: You're welcome. Oh, should I have said player 3?
  • For Ice Climbers & Falco, Vernias made a photoshop of the former having a turkey with the latter's head on it... Though the hilarity is escalated when Harry and the others realize what Vernias did: That the Falco Turkey edit was stolen from one of his videos on Steve.

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

we finally destroyed Birdo

• Vernias barely ends up beating Nick for 3rd on Luigi Circuit by hitting him with a Birdo Egg, which spawns both a Starman and a Bob-omb, grabbing the Starman, and charging headlong into the Bob-omb, coming out completely unharmed and blowing Nick up.
• Brent screaming in horror as he narrowly avoids getting hit by a bomb Sophist threw at him on Sherbert Land.
• Nick, after running into a freezie in Sherbert Land twice in a row on the last lap and ending in last place, proclaims that he'll never go to Canada again. When Brent points out how the snow and ice on the track also favors Nick, the latter responds with this:
  Nick: This is literally the highway you take to go to school, bro, I don't want to hear it.
• At the start of Dry Dry Desert, all four guys get caught in the exact same Spiny Shell explosion. Only Nick survives because he had a Starman.
• Nick clipping through the ground in Yoshi Circuit thanks to the Piranha Plants. Even better when he respawns right in front of the finish line and doesn't move on to the next lap after crossing it.

Mario Kart 2v2... but we ride together 💀

• The premise of this video has the Party Crashers play 2v2 races. Sophist makes it a point in the intro that the ability for them to cooperate in a team is nonexistent.
• Nick and Vernias being paired together makes the first third of the video feel less like a Let's Play video and more like a couple's therapy session.
  • Nick objecting to driving with Vernias in the "Birdomobile"^*The Turbo Birdo.
  • Nick and Vernias arguing over who's driving their car, the latter completely ignoring the fact that he's in the driver's seat.
  • Vernias mocking Nick for using a mushroom and drifting them into water.
    Vernias: Why do you want to go swimming, bro? It's not time to go swimming- how the frick do you swap!?
  • In a race on Peach Beach, Nick and Vernias get struck by lightning before they boost off a ramp... only for the ramp to launch them backwards before immediately thrusting them forwards into deep water.
  • Nick and Vernias' first attempt at trying to swap drivers starts off with only Vernias pressing the Z button (Because Nick wasn't told to press it), with their second attempt immediately after having them succeed and accidentally swap back not a second later.
  Vernias: I hate you. I genuinely hate you so much.
  Sophist: (As Nick and Vernias argue) What coordination they've got going on.
• Vernias asks Sophist to not withhold information from him and Nick and asks how to swap drivers^note Both players have to press their Z buttons at the same time, Sophist tells him how to do it and it culminates in Vernias asking how they were supposed to know that, which Sophist points out that he still remembers being able to do so since he was in 4th Grade. Vernias mocks him by saying he didn't remember how to be a good person.
• There's some hilarity in the fact that anyone that's paired up with Vernias ends up losing 3/4 races in a single cup, leading to Vernias having three wins compared to everyone else having 7.

Super Mario 3D World

Super Mario 3D World- The Whole Thing

• Pretty much every time the group identifies an enemy as one of them. (ie. calling Hisstocrat King of Skill, calling Ant Troopers (or any other gremlin-like enemies) Eevee, etc.)
  • Special mention goes to the Hisstocrat incident due to one of Nick's comments on the boss' minions:
    Brent: So wait, if this boss is me, does it mean these guys are like members of the Kingdom of Skill?
    Nick: Oh my gosh, that actually makes sense, they're all worms as well.
    (everyone bursts into laughter)
    Vernias: We have to be nice to our rivaling nations...
    Nick: NO, they're not nice to me, y'know what, fuck 'em!
  • Upon seeing a Chargin' Chuck, Brent immediately calls it a "Football Eevee", which everyone is quick to disagree on. Sophist then points out that he doesn't do any sports, which Nick claims there isn't a single reality where that happens. How does Nick respond to Sophist when he says that he's done "gym stuff" before?
    Nick: Alright, Eevee, when was the last time you played League of Legends then?
    Brent: (bursts into laughter)
    Sophist: Uh, yes... last night.
    Nick: (laughs)
• And then there's Vernias jokingly referring to all of the Sprixie Princesses as his wives, with the others feigning concern about Vernias' "problem".
  • Nick once again decides to capitalize with a critical Take That! towards Vernias' reputation of balancing his fictional wives and his Youtube channels as well:
    Nick: Vernias is not only a slut with Youtube channels, but literally Mario as well, that's crazy.
• During the first episode, Nick (playing Mario) ends up prevented from reaching the flagpole on Switch Scramble Circus, leading to him screaming and delivering this glorious rant:
  Nick: Y'all forgot who the main character is?! It's fucking Mario! You gotta wait for me!!
• The opener of the second episode ("Luigi has had ENOUGH") has Sophist calling the game "Friendship Simulator"... Before immediately cutting to several clips of everyone throwing each other to their deaths with Doom music playing in the background.
• Sophist wonders if he's too mean to the editors for all the times he tells them to make certain edits. When Nick asks for the editor's thoughts, the editor puts a note on the screen that claims Sophist called their mom ugly, shoved them, and stole their lunch money because they refused to make an edit for him.

Pummel Party

This game is more TOXIC than Mario Party

• The Running Gag of the guys getting crushed by a present on the board, usually Brent. An egregious example of this is when Brent ends up landing on the space that has a chest, which turns out to be a space that drops a present on him.
• This exchange:

  Brent: Wait, I actually don't want to go past Nick now...
  Nick: Wow, I'm not gonna hurt you Bree-nt.
  Brent: Yeah, "I'm not gonna hurt you". What's that rocket doing? Is that a rocket in your pocket?
  Sophist: Or are you happy to see him?

  • Sophist makes a lot of innuendoes when it comes to the rocket weapon.
• Nick asks if one space gives him an ally like Brent, and as Vernias explains, Nick goes the other way and ends up activating a trap space. He's not too happy about this.

  Nick: You SAID! I WOULD GET! A SLAVE! Why, did you guys, fucking lie?! [...] Oh my gosh, you dingleberries... I hate you all.

• One round of Breaking Blocks has everyone (sans Vernias) die at the same time in the centre of the stage. Sophist ends up fourth regardless.

This game is Mario Party but VIOLENT

• When Sophist thinks Nick is about to hit him with the rocket, he Screams Like a Little Girl.
• One counting minigame has Brent confusing the raccoons (which he had to count) for squirrels.
• Throughout the whole session, everybody keeps coordinating with each other, usually against Vernias, much to his exasperation.
• Upon losing a game of Pong to Vernias, Sophist states he doesn't play "old people games" and that's why he lost...despite being the oldest person in the group and Vernias being the youngest.
• Vernias telling Brent (who is right next to Vernias on the board) that he has an idea. Brent asks Vernias to tell him his idea all while pointing a magnet at Vernias, something that Nick starts laughing hysterically at. Vernias proceeds to tell his entire plan of having Brent use his portal to remove Nick's cactus followed by Vernias using his portal to prevent Nick from getting another goblet. There is a brief moment of silence after this, at which point, Brent asks:

  Brent: This works, right? If I use a magnet this close?

  • Brent's justification for doing this was because Vernias stole Brent's rocket, which he nicknamed "Junior". Brent would then proceed to get another magnet from the next minigame and steal more of Vernias' keys and get his rocket back the next turn.
  • He also targeted Vernias because Nick and Sophist (second and first place) were already fighting each other, so he decided to do the same thing with Vernias.
    Sophist: Ah yes, "Battle of the Third World Countries".
• The unintentional Visual Pun of Nick being the first person in the Pummel Party videos to obtain the Toxic Barrel item. Nobody realizes this.

Skribbl.io

NEVER let Smash Players draw...

• If that title isn't obvious enough already, the Party Crashers aren't all too good at drawing, often leading to hilarious results.
• Vernias gets to draw, and draws a square with a face. Sophist eventually recognizes it as Steve as he yells his name as soon as he realizes who it is. Cue Brent and Nick copying his answer.
• The Smash Bros theme the Party Crashers chose for the prompts not only includes all of the playable characters from Super Smash Bros., but also the Party Crashers themselves, which amuses them.

  Sophist: It says "Choose a word", I got ^[BLANK]Terry, ^[BLANK]Fox, and then TCNick3.

  • As the Smash Bros theme is picked again for the third game, some actually decide to use the Party Crashers as prompts: When Vernias picks Sophist, he draws a stick figure saying "Blah Blah" and then gives him a purple top hat, and when Sophist picks TCNick3, he draws a blue penguin and an igloo.
• In the second game (which doesn't have a specific theme), Nick picks "stage" as his prompt. He proceeds to draw a red backdrop (curtains) with brown (wooden floor). When no one seems to recognize it, Nick decides to do a different approach and starts over, drawing the basic layout for Battlefield. Of course, Nick is quick to call out Vernias and Sophist as gigavirgins for instantly getting that.
• Vernias draws a stick figure with a red ring-like object around their face, then draws eyes over it before erasing it quickly after. That's because the red ring is supposed to be a blindfold.
• Sophist goes all-out on Visual Puns in the third game: he picks Robin, then proceeds to draw an actual robin bird, adding only a lightning sword for clarity.
• Nick's drawing of Mewtwo being so bad that Brent shared it to his Twitter solely to shame him.
• Sophist selecting Dark Samus, to which he then draws nearly the exact same thing as how he drew regular Samus, then scribbles black all over it.

We tried drawing Pokémon

• Vernias' drawing of Furret looking like a worm.
• Sophist getting zero points for his drawing of Wobbuffet, not because his drawing was particularly bad, but because the rest of the Crashers couldn't spell Wobbuffet correctly before time ran out.
• When Vernias chooses to draw Entei, he accidentally says it out loud as he selects it, leading to the others typing the correct answer before he could even draw anything.

We tried to draw EVERY Mario Party Minigame

• Sophist and Vernias getting Hide and Sneak before Brent, not because they actually knew what the minigame was, but because Brent accidentally types it as "Nide and Sneak".
• When Sophist tells Nick to draw a barrel while drawing Sneak 'n' Snore, Nick says that's what the brown blocks on the top of the screen are supposed to be, to which the editor compares to a Dirt Block from Minecraft.
• When Vernias tries drawing Spotlight Swim, he unintentionally puts the solo player's arm on his crotch area, making it look like... something else.
• Vernias somehow mistaking Flash Forward with Motor Rooter, two minigames that have nothing in common whatsoever. Nick would later mistake Rapid River Race with River Raiders.

UNO

UNO made us REALLY toxic...

• From the get-go, the disclaimer at the start of the video is there for a reason.
• Brent repeatedly faces the brunt of many Draw Two/Four cards, much to his annoyance.
• Sophist has no idea how the game works at all, so he makes a few mistakes while playing. The first is when he doesn't say "UNO" after playing his second-to-last card, which goes exactly as you'd expect.
• Nick continuously drawing to either get a Blue or Seven card. He goes from 4 cards to 19.
• Whenever the boys challenge or have their cards swapped with somebody else, expect them to snitch on that somebody. Usually it's Nick, which he doesn't take too well.
  Nick: STOP CHEATING, GODDAMMIT! WE'RE NEVER GONNA FUCKING FINISH THIS GODDAMN GAME OTHERWISE!
• That above quote comes from a round that took forever to finish, as everybody kept swapping cards with each other, drawing until they got a card they could play, or other factors that increased the length of the game.
• Vernias constantly skipping Sophist while saying "SKIP YOUR ASS!", which is then made into a Voice Clip Song.

never play UNO with your friends...

• Vernias has some choice words when he uses a reverse card in the third game.
  "I cast dick twister!"

Gartic Phone

NEVER let us draw ever again...

• In the first game, none of Brent's prompts or images were being submitted properly. This results in his images being submitted as blank canvases, his second prompt being substituted with Vernias's first prompt ("Brent at a Smash tournament"), and his first prompt being defaulted to the example prompt from the game itself, "Green eel dying". Everyone else was weirded out and questioning why Brent would submit that, even though his intended prompt was "TCNick3 getting lucky".
• In one game, Sophist's drawing of Vernias getting killed by his magic gets misinterpreted as him pissing on Vernias by Vernias. This results in a chain of drawings of said thing happening, much to the disgust (and hilarity) of the group.
  • For elaboration, Vernias' response to seeing Sophist's first picture (The latter decapitating the former with magic) is to just sigh in exasperation and casually type in the pissing prompt, noting in parenthesis that Sophist is a pissbaby.
  • To sum up everything that happened, after Vernias made that prompt, it started a domino effect of Nick seeing and drawing the prompt (and being completely repulsed), Brent seeing Nick's image and copying the prompt (and being completely repulsed), Sophist seeing and drawing the prompt (and being completely repulsed), Vernias seeing the image Sophist made (and being completely repulsed) and Nick thankfully making an image that did not resemble Sophist peeing on Vernias due to being given a prompt that was worded differently.
    • Sophist's piss drawing deserves mention, as it depicts him pissing a stream that was apparently strong enough to decapitate Vernias. When this shows up during the slideshow, everyone loses it, with Brent howling in laughter.
  • What makes this entire sequence even funnier is that Vernias was completely oblivious as to what was happening, unaware of the sheer extent of the damage his prompt caused, wondering what prompt they saw up until it showed the first prompt in the slideshow for these images.
  • Special mention has to go to each of the fellas' first reactions to the pissing prompt/picture:
  Nick: (in response to the prompt "Sophist peeing on Vernias (Because he's a piss baby)") Ew, what the fuck is this bro, who wrote this?!
  Brent: (in response to Nick's picture) WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?! NO! NO!
  Sophist: (in response to Brent's prompt "Eevee peeing on Vernias") WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?! Huh??? Huh? Huh?
  Vernias: (in response to seeing Sophist's picture) OH MY GOD- WHAT?!
• The last game they play has Sophist start with a prompt for the Lucky Charms leprechaun joining Smash Bros., with Nick misinterpreting Vernias's drawing as Gay Brent joins Smash under the idea the drawing was supposed to be of one of them. Nick claims that the drawing couldn't have been of Vernias or Sophist due to the lack of pink and purple, and it ruled out Nick due to the lack of penguins; this would then single out Brent, due to not having an associated motif. When questioned why Brent of all people, Nick claims that "[he's] the greenest of all of [them]". Even the editor chimes in with a note that Brent's footage is labeled green when editing videos.
  • The fact that Brent was picked to draw Nick's prompt. You could guess what his reaction to seeing the prompt was.

She Casts Thunder Spell

• Sophist's first prompt in the second game is "Skibidi toilet sticking his gyatt out for the rizzler".
• One of the animations made starts with Sophist casting thunder spell on a little girl...only for her to reflect it back at him.
• Brent's story starts with Vernias finding a monkey inside a Hidden Block, to which Vernias ends it with him and the monkey getting married. What follows is an uninterrupted 25 seconds of the fellas dying of laughter from the ending.

Collabs with Magic the Noah

Occasionally, the Party Crashers guest star on a YouTuber's channel, Magic the Noah. The first collab has the Party Crashers play a RPG board game with math as the combat system, the next two videos have them effectively playing Dungeons & Dragons, with everything determined by a wheel ala a dice roll, or Noah just making stuff up as he goes along either at his own idea or the players. Then, they played a version of the Dungeons & Dragons they played, in the style of a tower defense game. The latest video with them have them play a game like the first, however, they cannot choose where to move unless the move chosen from the wheel is not vaild. All under a Stylistic Suck Google Slides presentation, per the norm of any of Magic The Noah's games.

I Made A Game Designed To Be Bad

• The Teaser at the start is pretty much an Establishing Series Moment for the viewers for what the boys are about to experience.
  Noah: (as a crying lost child) "Have you seen my mommy?"
  Sophist: I cast Thunder Spell!
  Vernias: NO-!! (breaks into laughter along with everyone else)
  Noah: (as he's laughing while dragging a thunderbolt image into the slide) You cast Thunder Spell!
  Vernias: (under horrified laughter) NO, SOPHIST!
• For the group's first encounter, they run into a bandit who tries to rob them, but the bandit explains they need to steal for their sick mother. However, their reasoning is... pretty off when Brent suggests for Vernias, the team's healer, to offer his help, especially when it becomes clear Noah wasn't actually planning for this scenario.
  Bandit: "No. Uhhhh, my mom is in another dimension."
  Vernias: Well, wait, then how are you going to get back to her then?
  Bandit: "I can get back to her."
  Vernias: Well how are you going to get back to her then?
  Bandit: "I go there."
  Sophist: I'd love to give this guy the benefit of the doubt, but uhhh, THUNDER SPELL!
• After Sophist smites the bandit, the team then mugs him, well aware of their charade at that point.
• There's a good reason the earlier-mentioned part where Sophist, with zero prompting or reason, immediately casts Thunder Spell on a lost child was in the intro.
• In the full encounter with the lost girl, after Sophist smites her, with Vernias suggesting they kill Sophist for his evil act, Brent and Sophist eagerly tries to get loot from the girl's corpse, to not much avail. Though Sophist has a curious question for his loot:
  Sophist: What do you mean, I got EXP, right?
  Vernias: No!
  Sophist: How- how much EXP do I get?
  Noah: Negative one.
  Vernias: Yknow, knowing you Sophist, you would level down.
• Upon stumbling across a very tall wall, Vernias tries to teleport Brent on top of it to survey what's behind it. However, he rolls a 9 and warps Brent too far... Revealing Vernias just teleported him above a field of spikes, much to Brent's horror. And when Brent tries to use throw his rope over the wall, he rolls a 5 and ends up harming himself even more as he falls onto more spikes.
  Brent: WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm dying over here!
• After clearing out the spikes, Brent attempts to throw his rope over the wall. He ends up rolling a 4, but Noah decides to let him re-roll, granting Brent a 20, and leading to this humorous result:
  Noah: You throw the rope so well, the wall disappears out of existence.
• The quartet runs into a bridge goblin, and attempts to solve their riddle. However, when Nick answers incorrectly, he immediately gets stabbed for it. Sophist then presents his answer to the riddle:
  Sophist: Actually, I got an idea, I got an idea! I cast Thunder Spell!
  Vernias: No!
• Upon stumbling upon a brachiosaurus surrounded by several wolves, the party gets into a dispute on whether to help the brachiosaurus or the wolves, with Sophist arguing in favor of the wolves and Vernias arguing in favor of the dinosaur.
  Sophist: I cast FIREBALL ON THE BRACHIOSAURUS!
• After Sophist misfires the fireball and accidentally takes out some of the wolves, Nick follows up and decides to throw his knives at the remaining two wolves, taking out one of them... and rolling a 1 on the last one, leading to the knife killing the brachiosaurus, much to everyone but Sophist's dismay.
• When the group runs into a demon who offers them power, Sophist immediately accepts the offer and gives his soul, gaining a one time use Dark Blast (Which Sophist calls the Dark Biden Blast) as a result. Vernias is understandably worried about such a spell.
  Vernias: Okay, you have one use, and you better use it right.
  Sophist: I... If there's a small child somewhere, I'll use it on her. Or him, whatever.
  Vernias: Please not the small child please. Oh I'm glad you're inclusive.
• They then run into a dragon, who's simply a dragon image flipped upside down with some z's. Sophist's response? Use the Dark Blast right off the bat. And when he tries to use an ice spell... It simply spawns blocks of ice on the ground, with the group's failure to take out the dragon fast enough leading to Brent getting KO'd.
• "And then you see this." Cue the quartet seeing an angel who asks if they've seen her daughter:
  Vernias: NOOOO! NO! Noooo, man...!
  Sophist: Oh. Nope, haven't seen her anywhere.
  • And when Sophist tries to back out of the conversation, Vernias goes full Honor Before Reason and uses his final teleport spell to warp Sophist to the angel to make him confess his sins. Sophist's reponse? Cast fireball on Vernias. Thankfully for Vernias, the spell gets a 9 and explodes in both Sophist's and the angel's faces, though it does start a fight with the angel when she gets hurt by it.
• When Brent and Sophist are at the angel's mercy with the latter at 1 HP, Nick tries to argue with Vernias to heal Sophist:
  Vernias: He hasn't. Confessed. For his sins yet.
  Nick: That doesn't matter- What is more important?!
  Vernias: Yes it does! I am a holy man, and I believe that there are redemptions to be made here!
  Sophist: Maybe we get to the end of the story, and then I might consider it.
  Vernias: That doesn't really help if the angel's DEAD.
• Vernias' response to expedite things and make something out of his turn with Nick and Brent both at full health and refusing to heal Sophist? Enrage the angel to force Sophist to atone for his sins, much to the others' fear and Sophist's defiance:
  (cue the angel flying down to Brent)
  Brent: Wha- WHY AM I SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THIS?!
  Angel: "Will you confess?"
  Sophist: I'm doubling down!
  Vernias: NO YOU SHOULDN'T DOUBLE DOWN, YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
• Cue the angel attacking Brent and Sophist... and landing a one.
  Vernias: WAIT, WAIT, SHE HAS ADVANTAGE! NO ANGEL, CMON- Wait she has advantage, she has advantage!
  Sophist: EVIL TRIUMPHS!
  Vernias: Wait advantage though, I enraged them!^note  (Fun with Subtitles subtitled as "fake news")
  Noah: (Beat) It dies.
  Vernias: WHAT?!?! THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!
  Sophist: The power of evil compels you!
• The group then runs into a dark wizard, who refuses to let the group near their master.
  Sophist: (near instantly) Can I join your master? Can I become your master? What will it take for you-
  Brent: (laughing) No, shut up bro...!
  Sophist: What will it take for you to switch sides?
  Dark Wizard: no
  • The Dark Wizard then change his mind and says he'll join them if one of them can perform a Dark Spell. Which is impossible since Sophist has already used it
• At what seems to be the final battle, the quartet finds a dragon guarding the princess they're supposed to rescue... As in a Vaporeon wearing a png of a dress, much to the group's unnerved confusion. And as the group's battling, Sophist decides to go full charge with a Thunder Spell, taking out the dragon... And also severely injuring Brent and the Vaporeon Princess.
• After the group saved the Vaporeon Princess, Vernias decides to heal the princess instead of Brent, much to his ire with Sophist calling him a simp... And it only gets worse when it's revealed Vernias just healed the big villain of the story.
• Nick decides to let loose in the final battle, throwing a thousand knives each time it's his turn... only to keep missing every time due to low rolls, even nearly hitting Brent at one point.
• On Sophist's turn, he decides to ally with the Vaporeon Princess, eagerly announcing he's down for some PvP when the group's contemplating taking out Sophist. However, at the suggestion of Nick, he decides to to betray her, attempting to use Ice Spell to perform a climactic Heroic Sacrifice to take her down along with her army... Only for the Vaporeon Princess to simply dispell it.
  Sophist: Vaporeon, I was just trying to help you, because I knew you could repel it-!
  (cue the Vaporeon Princess firing a Dark Blast, wiping him off the face of the earth)
• As the battle ends with Brent preparing to kill the Vaporeon Princess, she makes an offer for Brent to spare her and she in turn will make Brent's dreams come true. Brent prompty refuses and prepares to kill her...
  Brent: Alright, you know what, I ain't listening to any of your BS! I'm gonna try to finish off the Vaporeon with my sword!
  Nick: Bro, take that out of context, and it's the worst sentence I've ever heard!
  Vernias: (exasperated) Okay, thanks Nick.
  Brent: Wait- Shut up, Nick!

RPG, But Its Extremely Low Budget

• The second game pretty much fares equally as hilarious, with the surviving trio having to work to find a way to save Sophist, who's been sent to Hell as a result of both selling his soul and being murdered by the Vaporeon princess.
• During an encounter with a dragon, Nick is oddly obsessed with the plan of attacking the dragon in the asshole, much to Vernias and Brent's confused disgust.
• When Vernias tries to cast a forcefield spell to protect Brent from the dragon, the trio quickly find out a critical flaw with the forcefield: It traps the target in it, leaving them unable to attack or leave it, much to Brent's annoyance.
  Brent: What kind of garbage-ass forcefield is this?!
• When the dragon starts flying, Vernias tries to teleport Brent onto it. He gets a low roll, leading Brent to end up teleporting off-kilter and hanging onto the dragon's leg. Sophist, however, immediately sees the opportunity to swing at the butthole.
• In the aftermath of the battle, with Nick's health at zero, Vernias has an idea to let Nick die to let him go to Hell so he could help Sophist. Nick, reasonably, isn't happy about this as things get pretty dark due to Vernias' contemplated plan:
  Vernias: I do think it actually makes sense to let Nick go to Hell-
  Nick: NO, REVIVE ME GOD DAMMIT!
  Brent: Why didn't Vernias just revive Eevee from the beginning if that was even a thing-
  Nick: YEAH, why don't we all just fucking kill ourselves then meet him down there, huh?! (cue everyone laughing) How about we do that?! Huh? Lets just do that, Vernias, you fucking genius, if that's the best course of action, isn't it?!
  Vernias: B-but...! But-! He's gonna die down there! He has 2 health and is gonna be dead soon if nobody helps him!
  Sophist: This game has gotten very dark, very fast.
  (after Vernias continues to argue why he shouldn't revive Nick)
  Nick: Revive me right now, or literally, kill yourself. (everyone bursts into shocked laughter) Those are your two options!
  Vernias: (as he's laughing in shock) You did- you did not just-
  Nick: In game, in game in game...!
• Vernias ultimately decides to revive Nick... only to land on a 5, the spell failing as Nick dies anyways.
• Later on, the surviving Vernias and Brent go into a cave, as a worm pops out of nowhere to attack Brent, only to land a one:
  Noah: (deletes the worm) Alright, that's the end of this encounter.
• Noah wordlessly taking away a health point from Vernias because he asked if Nick's portrait turns red since he's dead. Everyone (except Vernias) finds this hilarious.
• Throughout the final battle with the demon, Brent is constantly stuck inside a lava pit until the final phase.
• In the second phase of the battle, Nick decides to bring one of his old plans back: Stab the demon in the butthole. The result? A critical 20, insta-killing the demon, much to Vernias' disgusted exasperation and the humored excitement of everyone else.
• As the third phase begins, Brent attempts to crawl out of the lava, only to roll poorly and still be stuck much to his dismay. He then attempts to eat his snacks to heal... Only to then roll a two, barely healing any health. Sophist and Vernias then note how everyone has been having bad rolls so far, but when Nick goes to stab the demon's asshole, it's a perfect 20.
• As the battle reaches its final phase, Sophist takes action: He gets a perfect 20 to jump up to high ground (while automatically doing a flip), and channeling his inner Thor and packing one of his iconic monologues, he summons his staff back to his hand, and with his magic finally restored, goes FULL ham on firing a full charge Thunder Spell at the demon. The end result?
  Noah: It is going to attack the demon, but it will do nothing.
  Sophist: That's unfortunate.
• After being reduced to one HP, Nick immediately goes into safe mode to keep himself alive: As in he hides behind Vernias, ready to use him as a meat shield. Vernias' response? Refuse to heal Brent (Who's been drowning in lava for most of the battle) nor to just trap the demon with the forcefield for the sake of a not-boring ending, but instead using a forcefield on himself, much to everyone's annoyance.
• Following this, Nick attempts to take out the demon's final phase, throwing 500 knives... Only to roll a 1, as he wipes out both himself and Sophist as a result with Brent barely managing to survive and Vernias' forcefield keeping him alive.
  • At the battle's Darkest Hour, with nearly all plans to kill the demon having failed, both Nick and Sophist down, Vernias' attempt to heal the demon to death failed as he's hiding in his forcefield until he can try again, and Brent on the brink of death after a critical hit from him failed to do any damage, the demon goes to land a fatal attack on Brent... However:
  (the demon rolls a one for its killing blow)
  Noah: He dies.
  Vernias: WHAT?! THAT'S A POOR ENDING!

I Made A Cruel And Unusual Game

• On the first wave and who does the party face first, the little girl, Sophist proceeded to ask to go first and everyone believes he'll just cast a Thunder Spell. Surprisingly, he consults with the girl and gives her directions, said direction involves going down through lava.
• The fact that after Vernias gets a bad roll, causing him to mishandle a ladder, it starts a domino effect that causes everyone else to consistently get bad rolls for a majority of the game.
• In between turns, the group is able to buy items from a shop. One such item is a dragon, which only costs one gold. Sophist decides to buy three of them. Come the next turn, and the group finds out that those dragons are hostile to them. To rub more salt in the wound, Noah is able to pick what the group has to fight during this turn, and he summons two additional dragons. This one single turn would take the group a whole hour to finish, which ended up taking much longer to finish than the final fight.
  • At the start, Noah explains his plan for what the players probably would had face, one of them being an unholy amalgamation of dragons, he then goes on saying one of the players, who will go UNAMED^note  to which he decided to enlarged the profile image of the one responsible, ruined it. The perpetrator left a comment about it.
    Sophist: I misclicked the dragon in the shop mb

I Made A Game That Removes Your Free Will

• At the end of the game, Sophist blocked the way out of the top left area, blocking Brent from leaving, causing him to always spin the bad wheel. This cause a lot of stuff to happen.
  • Vernias then goes and swap Nick and Brent's locations with each other, causing not only for Nick to be the one who is trapped, but is then hit by Brent's bear trap that he place in there to 'kill himself'. This leads to Nick's Rage Breaking Point against Vernias, which was used as the video's The Teaser.
    Vernias: I mean hey, I have the least amount of gold.
    Nick: You're not getting any of my gold, Vernias, you ain't touching this EVER!
  • Vernias was on the bottom shop space then he did that. So when he got move one to the right, Nick then force Vernias, using the magic hat, to move to the right again and force him down the one-way path to the exact space Nick was on.
    Nick: If you roll one to the right Vernias, you're fucking done, buddy, you're join me in hell!
    (the wheel lands on 'right', getting Nick, Sophist and Brent to laugh)
    Nick: Yes! Get the fuck over here, Vernias!
  • Brent then rolls one to the left, landing on the good space... only to make him spin the bad wheel and the wheel lands on 'Nick controls your next move'. Nick goes insane because the good space also leads into the space he and Vernias is on if Brent goes upwards.
    Nick: Yeah baby, come join us, baby! Come join us, you're coming with us baby, we'll make it a party!
  • Brent, trying his hardest to not get Nick to force him back in there, tries to get Nick to get him to go into the right, then Brent promised Nick that he will get something that he can use to get both Nick and Vernias out. Nick does not care.
    Nick: If I'm suffering, everyone's suffering, bro, Brent get up here, baby!
  • This leads to Sophist winning the game, the person who cause the above to happen in the first place.

Lethal Company

We Tried the World's Most Dangerous Job

• Nick and Vernias somehow manage to scare themselves when they see Brent and Sophist, respectively, running towards them.
  Sophist: Why are you guys getting scared of each other? What are you guys doing?
• Nick removing the power core from the generator (much to the protest of Vernias) all while laughing at how Brent and Sophist are probably panicking at having to walk through the building in the dark. Meanwhile, Brent and Sophist are casually talking to each other all while navigating the building with a flashlight.
  • A little later, Sophist wonders if Nick and Vernias found anything else... all while Nick and Vernias are arguing with each other outside the building whether Brent and Sophist are still alive and if they should look for them.
• Apparently, Brent found the various horrors the game throws his way to be a bit overwhelming.
  • After an encounter with a Bunker Spider that resulted in a Total Party Kill, Sophist brings up how everyone dying results in them losing all their items. Brent immediately protests against this when he realizes this means they have to go back inside the building for more scrap.
    Brent: I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THERE! YOU'RE CRAZY!
    Sophist and Vernias: (laughing)
    Brent: Okay, when you said "monsters" I expected like- like a zombie from Resident Evil! NOT A FUCKING GIANT SPIDER! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
  • After this, Brent says that this was scarier than any killer in Dead by Daylight.
  • "Bro, this is the worst fucking job on the planet! Who wants to do this, too?! For like minimum wage!? Fuck this shit, dude."
  • Brent watching Vernias get killed by the Company Monster and asking Sophist to explain what he just witnessed.
    Brent: Explain that. What the fuck was that monster.
    Sophist: Oh that was the- that was the uh... client.
    (Beat)
    Brent: What the fuck?!
    • When Sophist flies the group to the company building the second time to sell their scrap, Brent tells the entire group that he'll stay as far away from the Company Monster as he can inside the ship. This leads to Sophist ringing the bell multiple times when he catches Brent near the scrap deposit.
  • Brent is so traumatized by the general gameplay loop that he admits that he would rather go back to Woody Woods in Mario Party, because that place had trees and was green. Sophist, knowing full-well there's a moon that matches Brent's description, flies the group to that moon.
  • Brent's immediate response to Vernias admitting that the game is fun is to tell him that it isn't fun.
  • While exploring a building with Sophist, Brent gives him some insight as to how he feels about the game.
    Brent: I'd like to think there's people out there in this world who doesn't have to do jobs like this.
    Sophist: Dude, good thing I can just stay home and play video games all the time and that's the only thing I do.
    Brent: I think this is the whole point of this game: for streamers to play this and feel even more grateful that they get to just stay in their fucking rooms, in the comfort of their homes, just screaming into their mics playing Nintendo games like me, bro.
• Upon finding a yield sign, Sophist goes to deal with a nearby Hoarding Bug. When Sophist attacks the monster once, it hits him back before running past him and chasing after Nick.
  • Hoarding Bugs are supposed to remain passive to any player as long as they are not holding a lot of scrap or standing too close to them. Nick wasn't carrying anything and was the furthest away from the Hoarding Bug when Sophist attacked it, and it still went straight for him.
  • Nick saying "No way he's chasing me" moments before turning around and seeing the Hoarding Bug one foot away from him. The video then cuts to Sophist's perspective as he sees Nick run past him while screaming as the monster chases him.
  • As everyone but Brent (who quickly left the building when the Hoarding Bug began chasing Nick) leave the building through the fire exit, they wonder if Brent got killed by the monster. Meanwhile, Brent is at the entrance of the building panicking over the Hoarding Bug (that Sophist killed) staring him down from across a hallway.
• Nick deciding to disturb a hive for the materials received from it despite Sophist's warning to stay away from it and is mercilessly stung to death. Brent, Sophist, and Vernias all agree that Nick deserved what just happened to him while Nick retorts that he regrets nothing.
• The group suffering a Total Party Kill... from drowning.
• When Brent jokingly tells Sophist he could not handle the rampart horrors in the game, the latter jumped continuously for fun, but then accidentally jumped backwards over the railing, causing him to fall to his doom, while yelling "No!" Brent then takes a moment to realize what he just witnessed before calling Nick over to tell him what happened. A little while later, Nick gets spooked by a nearby landmine's buzzing noise; when Brent tries to run after Nick, he accidentally overdoes his jump over the landmine and falls down the same pit Sophist had earlier.

When She Lethal on my Company

• Sophist and Nick go back inside a facility to find more scrap, only for them to get killed by the Hygrodere the moment they go in.
• As Sophist fights a Thumper, it then targets both Brent and Nick. Once they think they're safe behind a closed door, the monster goes through it causing Brent to jump into a pit to his death while Nick gets devoured by it.
• Vernias's dead body gets bashed with a stop sign multiple times by Nick because he called him useless before. When Vernias comes back to life, he makes sure to pay him back.
• Nick goes behind a Coil Head and points out how..."pronounced" its backside is.

We hate our jobs

• The fellas played Lethal Company with mods in this video. Said mods including adding a push function, a Shaking the Rump emote (which they mainly use whenever somebody dies), replacing the Bracken with Freddy Fazbear (and anybody who dies to him plays the Tyler1 scream), playing a lead pipe drop sound effect whenever anybody drops the large axle, and more.
• Vernias falling off a bridge very weirdly... and it's not even 20 seconds into the video.
• When everybody sans Sophist (who died earlier) reach back to the ship, Nick and Brent decide to push Vernias as the only non-monkey present. Said pushing ends up killing Vernias...somehow. The pushing antics don't stop there, as Sophist pushes Nick into a turret's line of fire to kill him later.
• Nick screams so loudly from being jumpscared by a fake fire exit that Vernias (who is still living at Nick's place) ends up hearing him from the other room.
• Sophist repeatedly puts a screw in the ship's charging port, causing it to explode and kill him.

Other

Mario Kart 64 is TOXIC

• Brent is so much better at the game than the rest that the others start to disregard him and treat second place as if that's first place.
  • Sometimes the other three are doing so terrible that Brent's character laps them after Brent already finished.
• Vernias mistakes the Peach's Castle Easter Egg on Royal Raceway as part of the actual race course.

we played Cards Against Humanity...

• The video immediately starts with Brent making non-stop monkey noises.
• "The lore explicitly states that Nick is ____." Vernias is horrified at one of the cards that's played, which is even more funny when it's revealed he played it:
  Going gay for Vernias.
• In general, Vernias' reactions to the various cards related to him. And the fact that Vernias keeps picking and winning with them.
  (in response to "Vernias the sex god" being one of the options)
  Vernias: Why would he put two cards about my sexuality?! GOD!
  (said card is picked, revealing Vernias played it)
  Vernias: At least I profit off of my sexiness, that's good! (as the Gigachad theme plays) SEX GOD! SEX GOD!

Brawl is Worse than you Remember...

• The group pick out nametags for themselves using the game's randomly generated options: the ones Nick and Vernias are "Mommy" and "Daddy" respectively.
• The Running Gag of Brawl's Wii Channel animation playing whenever somebody misses the ledge while recovering.
• Brent trying and failing to grab and throw Electrode on Pokémon Stadium 2 before it blows up right next to him, resulting in him getting KOed.
• Nick's misfortunes throughout the session; from getting targeted by Kyogre, to self-destructing after going into freefall after using Donkey Kong's up special on the ground, and getting Star KOed on Rumble Falls at 27%.

Mario Kart Wii is TOXIC

• Nick calls out Brent for (predictably) picking Funky Kong on the Flame Runner... while he proceeds to select Daisy on the Mach Bike. Granted, Nick didn't know that this combination is the second-best in the game, but the Irony still remains.
  • Made even funnier that despite unwittingly picking the second best combo of the game, Nick still manages to perform poorly in Vs. Solo Mode, either being in dead last or not being part of the Top 3. He didn't really lie when he said he didn't play Mario Kart a lot.
• Nick after Vernias steals an item from him while racing on Sherbert Land, causing the former to drive into the lake:
  "VERNIAS, YOU FUCKING DISEASE!!!"
• "CAN WARIO, FUCK OFF?!" -Sophist, just after an AI driver Wario bumps into him on Mushroom Gorge, causing him to fall off the track.
  • On that note, any time one of the AI racers bumps into someone and knocks them off the track.

PLEASE don't let Sophist cook

• Sophist being the agent of chaos that he is and throwing cucumbers everywhere. Nick makes things worse by calling them dildos.

keep Vernias OUT OF THE KITCHEN

• Brent and Sophist keep calling the tortillas buns, much to Nick's annoyance.
  Nick: TORTILLA, NOT BUN!
  • Brent calling the tortillas "solidified wheat" out of spite.
• When they go to a level that involves them making hot dogs, Sophist proclaims that he'll grab the buns. Nick has his... own response to this.
  Nick: Imma grab your buns, big guy.
  Sophist: Ma- OH.

we played the WORST Mario Party game

• Being the first video the Party Crashers recorded in person, when Brent prepares to shout "YOU PICK WAAAAAAAARIO!" you can see Vernias covering his ears.
• Brent voicing his disdain that he had to take 3 different forms of transportation to play, to him, the worst Mario Party game in existence.

How to Cheat in Mario Party

• When they look at the controls for At the Chomp Wash, they see that it involves shaking the Wii remote up and down and react accordingly, with it getting blurred out in editing.
• This conversation:
  Brent: My throat is sore, so I can't shout as loud.
  (cue responses of slight disappointment...)
  Sophist: Wario Time.
  Brent: (as the camera zooms in on his face as he goes up to the mic) WWWWAAAAAAAA-
  Vernias: It's your funeral, it's your windpipes: By all means.
  Nick: No, it's just- in Canada they have free healthcare so he's just gonna-
  Vernias: Ohhh, he just goes into the robot parts store and gets a replacement whenever he wants to for no charge.
  Brent: Yeah, yeah Nick, if you ever step foot in Canada, I'm gonna beat you up so bad we'll put you in the hospital for free.
  Vernias: That's so nice, for free, wow!
• When Paint Misbehavin' is picked as a minigame and he sees that he's paired up with Brent, Sophist walks away from the couch to check the fridge for 20 seconds while Brent had to adjust himself to using a Wii remote to play the game. When he comes back, he proceeds to walk in front of the screen, hindering everyone, and proceeds to help Brent win by 1 point.
  Nick: Buddy, if you messed that up, Brent would've had your head on a stake, bro.
• The entire exchange that comes out of them discovering the vampire candy.
  Nick: She's [Daisy] so hot in vampire form.
  Brent: (chuckles) What the fuck?
  Sophist: I'd let vampire Daisy suck me dry.
  Brent: (laughs)
  Nick: Why would you say that? You didn't even see her.
  Vernias: He just wants to be funny.
  Brent: You guys are so down bad.
  Vernias: You guys? What did we- what did we do? We're innocent.
  Brent: Every time Wario bends over 45 degrees forward, he just loses his mind. His entire body starts vibrating like- (moans while vibrating himself)
  Vernias: That was a really good impression, Brent, that I'm sure you've never experienced before.
  Brent: Vernias, why are you being so mean to me?
  Sophist: Yeah, I know, right? It's that one meme.
  Vernias: You get scared over the thought of women having boobs-
  Nick: (bursts out laughing)
  Vernias: -and yet here you are reenacting an orgasm, exactly one to one, acting as if you couldn't possibly do anything like that!
• When Vernias uses the Vampire Candy much later, he cheers while everyone else begins reacting in horror at the sight of Vampire Birdo, with Brent in particular covering his face with his shirt.
  • What Vernias does after only stealing one coin from everyone? To set a Piplup plushie down on the couch and perform an elbow drop on it, much to Nick's horror.
• Brent's Thousand-Yard Stare after he watched Vernias use a Cashzap Candy and hit him, destroying half of his eight coins while he was in last place. Even funnier is when Nick points it out, Brent slowly turns over to him and Vernias.
• How does the group cap off the vid? Nick goading everyone to dab, doing so himself while the other three simply flip him off.

TCNick3 suffers

• Sophist creating the AFK test by placing a boxing glove trap right at the start of the level.
• Vernias constantly using bombs to destroy traps to make the level easier for himself, including traps that were just placed down.
  Nick: Dude, Vernias is the fucking Oppenheimer of this game, bro! Every time he gets a bomb he always cheers and explodes something!
• Vernias using a bomb on a coin^*Gives additional points to whoever grabs it and completes the level. placed at the very end of the level, removing it all while Nick and Sophist are laughing.
  Vernias: You're broke! You're broooke! Smells like- (sniffs) BROOOKE!!!

this game ruined our friendship...

• The first level features Sophist ditching the other three and softlocking them on a platform requiring 4 players.
• Level 6-4 has Vernias, Nick and Sophist all accidentally hitting the Don't Push buttons all while Brent easily makes it past them all.

We had to find EVERY McDonalds

• One quiz involved them locating parts of Africa. Nick and Vernias took their time to locate the areas based on the snippets they were given and coordinated with each other to find them. Brent and Sophist, on the other hand, decided to brute force the quiz and randomly clicked all over the map upon realizing how the quiz worked. This would culminate in the latter team winning with two minutes left on the clock.

Pokemon Stadium 2 minigames are TOXIC

• Nick screwing over Vernias in Delibird's Delivery by blocking him off and making him drop all his presents from the Swinub. Karma bites him in the back when he gets blocked by all three of the other members in the future rounds.

King of Skill finds his Queen

• The Running Gag of the guys reacting in fear when they're about to land on the taxes space, complete with a few notes from "God Shattering Star".
• Brent losing his mind whenever the wheel spinning doesn't work due to controller issues.

DO NOT let Waluigi win in Mario Strikers...

• Waluigi's crotch chop animation is made even funnier by Brent and Sophist's comments.
  Brent: Yeah, suck it! [hysterical laughter]
  Sophist: I can just hear- I can just- I can just like- in my head, hear Waluigi yelling: "Suck my dick- suck my dick! See how long it is!"
• Nick ends up Rage Quitting one match due to Brent and Sophist beating him and Vernias 5-0.
• As Brent attempts to bicycle kick the ball to score a goal, the ball goes through his character.
• Sophist runs in a circle away from the ball as he tries to retrieve it. Nick's Inopportune Voice Cracking right after doesn't help either.

Famous Last Words

• Long story short, what happens when Helldivers 2, a game infamous for having friendly fire on at all times, is combined with a quartet of fellas with two members that love screwing over the others? The result is a warzone of said fellas shooting and killing each other more than the hordes of bugs they're supposed to shoot.
• Upon preparing to start their second round together, Nick makes a certain threat of punishment for the next Team Killer: The next person to kill one of their teammates is a racist. Following this, any footage of one of the fellas firing a false shot near a teammate is heralded with Uncle Ruckus' theme.
  • And after Sophist shoots Nick after getting sucker punched, being deemed the racist, Nick has this shocking thing to say once a horde of Termanids shows up:
    Nick: Eevee, just pretend they're minorities bro, just pretend they're minorities, that's what you gotta do!
• Before their third round, Vernias somehow gets stuck behind the spawn doors in the lobby. The rest of the Party Crashers laugh about the situation, comparing it to Vernias being a wild animal in a zoo exhibit.
• At the start of the third round, Brent gets DM'ed by Wolfie, who offers him 15 dollars in exchange for him killing his teammates. However, Brent says he's too nice to try and do so, saying he wouldn't even do it for a million dollars. A truly heartwarming scene, right up until the moment Sophist opens his mouth.
  Sophist: A million dollars, one of you are dying.
• At some point, Sophist asks Nick to do a handshake with him, with the latter agreeing to do so...until he decides to throw hands at him afterwards, resulting in Sophist returning the favor by pushing Nick to the ground. Shortly afterwards, he gets blown up by Vernias' explosive barrel.
• At some point Vernias gets a flamethrower, to his joy.
  Sophist: You know, if you kill [Vernias], you get his flamethrower by the way. Just throwing that out there-
  Nick: (excited) Are you serious?
  Vernias: (running away as Nick aims his gun at him) Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the- Do not take away my happiness! Do not! DO NOT- get that reticle off me!

Getting arrested in Dokapon Kingdom

• Sophist's response to Vernias having a random encounter with Leane the Village Girl.
  Sophist: I CAST THUNDER SPELL!

---