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     2011 Episodes 
Psychic Wars
  • Sage's confusion at how the old woman is paying for surgery.
    "For some reason, a movie about a doctor slaying big blue demons with a four foot sword doesn't bother me, but an HMO covered surgery? I call bullshit."
  • Sage faking a chest spasm after seeing the Gundam 0083 opening, due to an overdose of The Eighties.
  • The plot is completely nonsensical due to poor editing, so Sage invents his own.
    "Psychic Wars is the epic tale of one doctor's triumph over adversity... and also Don Jonson blazers. Armed with nothing but his medical knowledge and a wicked uppercut- and a falchion- he chops down all those that would oppose his beloved Queen Venomsnatch."

Golden Boy
  • The introduction of Suave, complete with the perverted grin.
    • Suave treating Golden Boy as the perfect guide to picking up women, regardless of how silly, insane or self-destructive his actions are.

Bounty Dog
  • Sage's attempt at explaining why dub companies made British voice actors cover up their accents.
    In case of tea time, break glass.
  • Sage becoming increasingly frustrated with the villain's Rasputinian Death. "Okay, so he had to kick her a few times before she went down, but now—" "Yo-shi-yu-ki…" "GODDAMNIT!"

The Humanoid
  • The captain's obsession with coffee.

Doomed Megalopolis
  • Having the uncle being renamed to Otacon (with Liquid Snake as his voice actor, no less).

Ninja Scroll

Vampire Wars

Mad Bull 34
  • Sage's initial reaction to Sleepy's grenade jockstrap.
  • Renaming Sleepy as "Brick Shithouse"
  • In his Mad Bull 34 review, about the police chief's very creepy face. What follows is a disturbing visualization accompanied by creepy music.
    Sage: Fuck, this guy's face will probably hover over you as you lay in your deathbed, openly mocking you with its mere presence. Potato bugs will probably crawl out of his eyes, he'll start chanting an alien language that sounds like it's been auto-tuned, and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln will pop out of his nose to say some catty, back-handed compliment about your wardrobe. '''THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE PEOPLE!'''
    • Sage's shocked reactions to the inexplicable insanity of the characters, including a jock strap made of grenades.
    It's like if Takashi Miike directed a Tex Avery cartoon.
    • In the same review, after the show ends on a very depressing note.
      Sage: YOU... DID NOT... EARN THAT! You mean to tell me that for the past three hours all of the blondes being raped, all the nonsensical character turns, and all the misogyny being played up for cheap yucks, were all meant to lead up to a "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown" ending?! What the fuck?!

Ghost in the Shell

Urotsukidoji

Angel Cop
  • During the Angel Cop review, just as the villains are revealed to be the Americans, Bennett shouts out "The Jews!", who were the villains in the original Japanese version. After explaining it, for the rest of the review, he keeps mumbling the word whenever describing the plot, which eventually gets really ridiculous.
    • Another funny bit is his mockery of the main "heroine", who he calls Bitch Tits: "Dammit!! I wanted to be the one who murders them... arrest them!"

Sword For Truth
The guard: The message said the princess will be returned in exchange for The Ginrayu Sword. One man is to take this sword to them tomorrow night. If the man is not met, the princess will be raped and then killed. And her body left for dogs to pick over.
Sage: Then they'll kill the dogs, prepare them in the soup, and trick her parents into eating said soup. Then they'll summon the damned spirit of their daughter to tell them that they have, essentially, eaten her. [Beat] I think they mean business.

Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honnęamise

Love Hina Christmas Special

Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade

     2012 Episodes 

Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned

Diatron-5
  • Pretty much everything about the review with Spoony, particularly the on-the-nose audio descriptions.
    ...and why does the... "king", sound like a drunk Mexican laborer going through puberty?

Kite
  • Bennett explaining the breakneck-paced finale of Kite in under a minute, complete with three drawn-out deep breaths and the William Tell Overture playing in the background.
    • Also, censoring the more risque scenes with KaiserNeko's face.

Mezzo Forte

Wicked City

Junk Boy

The Ultimate Teacher
  • This exchange, after Sage's review devolved into a Clip Show because this anime Broke the Rating Scale
    Rob Walker: You can't just show clips! What did we hire you for anyway?
    Sage: Sex appeal?

AKIRA

Perfect Blue

Grave of the Fireflies

Devil Hunter Yohko

Vampire Hunter D

Demon City Shinjuku

X
  • "Boy, I always told you I exploded right in front of you while I was naked, but you never listen to me, do ya? Where'd I go wrong with you, Bubala?"
  • His reaction to the "sword hidden in woman" metaphors. Specifically his horror. Cue screaming Sage.
  • Mocking the ending with fart noises and, earlier, lamenting that he already used his Tenchi joke.
  • His spoof commercial ad for Sizzler.
  • "Oh-man, he, Shatnered-that-line, bad!"
  • "Duh, wait a minute, I though I was trying to save her from you!"

Fatal Fury The Motion Picture
  • Sage keeps trying to stay hetero after seeing one of the villains' extremely camp appearance. After trying to get away from doing it, he begins making catty comments about the female minion's outfit and freaks out before going to commercial.
    Hauer: Fight fair and square. Don't kick them when they're down. Heh, that's your way, isn't it? Well, I'm different. I use any means possible.
    Sage: (In the campiest voice ever) Mmm, yes. Rabbit punching, horse-collar suplexes, reach-arounds. Anything.
    Sage: Would you get a load of this guy? Fucking John Waters would tell this guy to turn down the camp. I haven't seen a more effeminate bad guy since Kuja. Painted nails, lipstick, feather headdress, exposed midriff. (Suddenly starts coughing, and reveals that he's coughed up blood on a tissue.)
    • That last one is made even more funnier when you realizes the blood was purple and sparkly.
    • The Stinger, showing a "failed" take with the campy voice and acting gone a little too far. In his own words:
    "Went to Nigel Thornberry there for a moment."
    • Also in his Fatal Fury review was noticing how Billy Kane has gone from British to Australian. Sage then breaks into what can be called Gratuitous Australian.

Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer
  • He points out that no one would even hear about this game because of how expensive the system, the Neo Geo, was.
    Sage: What's that? You never heard of Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer: The video game? Well, maybe that's because it only came out here in the U.S. on the Neo Geo system. And if you knew anybody who was rich enough to afford one of those, they were probably too busy burning $20 bills in front of the homeless to be bothered to play it.
  • His description of the anime itself is fantastic:
    "It's nothing but shiny, glorious failure and I love it like a mother loves a child who won't stop eating paste."
  • He also reads a class attendance mocking the ridiculous names of the characters.
    • Don't forget The Stinger where he reads off a familiar name while still doing the mock roll call.
  • In the opening bit of Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer Part II, Bennett reads a comment he found on IMDB saying how underrated this and Fatal Fury were and should be watched by first-timers of Anime and not something like AKIRA, all while talking in a complete douchey hipster voice.
  • "Goddamnit, do we need a leash for your tits? The way they've been bouncing around, it looks like you're trying to smuggle squirrels."
  • His commentary on the blatant fanservice in Obari's works.
    Sage: Damn it, Obari, if you wanted to make hentai, why didn't you just make hentai!?
    cut to boxart of Angel Blade
    Sage: ...Oh right... you did.
  • His rebuttal to one of the characters saying that all females who are beautiful should be dumb consists of two words. "Danica McKellar", which results in Bennett saying what he'd love to do to her and his offer to her, in case she just happens to be watching the video.
  • "And if I were anymore close to the microphone, I'd be deepthroating it..."
  • "Panty Hamster"... That's all.

Genocyber

Gall Force
  • Sage points out that the scene of a character mourning the death of another is ruined by the fact that the one who's mourning is doing so...on the toilet. He then proceeds to play the scene while adding pooping sound effects to it.
    • In another scene, some of the cast have a weird dream where naked glowing men try to tempt them. Upon waking up, they all discuss it in a very pleasurable tone, leading to this scene:
    Rumy: Well, there was this thing, and it felt like it was trying to tempt me.
    Rabby: Me, too!
    Patty: The same with me.
    Rumy: Hmm. Even though it looked different, it felt good just to be near it.
    Rabby: Yeah, I know. But it made me feel something so sad in my heart.
    Patty: And scared and happy at the same time.
    Suave, over speaker: It's called a penis, ladies. And it's the key to fill that void you've been having all these years.
    Sage: Thank you for that, Suave. You can go now...

Sonic The Hedgehog The Movie

Evangelion: Death and Rebirth
  • When showing the infamous ending of the TV series, he puts in another infamous "Congratulations" ending.
    • At the beginning of his review he is already at a lost for words, only saying "Evangelion". Cue a quick montage of batshit insane scenes from the show and movie while "Ode to Joy" is playing.
    • He sums up Touji's long list of bitching about Asuka.
    "So basically, a cunt."

End of Evangelion
  • Sage making fun of Hyuga and Maya's panicked Techno Babble when the NERV security system gets hacked:
    Sage: Oh no! They got everything! Our subnet mask...our MAC address...the bastards even got our token ring... Why didn't we reinforce our data packets?!
    • Sage and Oancitizen argue over the film's use of Faux Symbolism, only for the two of them to agree with each other, followed by about a minute of awkward silence before Oan begs Sage to let him go.
    • When Fuyutsuki says the fate of the world is in the hands of Shinji, Sage starts singing "We're fucked" to the tune of Mozart's "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik".
    • His list of over 2000 unanswered questions from the movie... and he adds another one towards the end.

     2013 Episodes 

Baoh
  • The No Shit! counter. And how Bennett goes into Sarcasm Failure when Doctor Kasuminome says "Baoh has a laser cannon!"
    • It descends so much into Captain Obvious territory, Bennett describes it as "the first anime made for the blind."
    • Sophine and Kasuminome decide to break Sumire with "cacophonic torture", and starts blasting Jason Derulo's "Fight For You":
    Sage: Gandhi, you diabolical fiend! Have you no mercy?!"
    • [In the scene where Doctor Kasuminome shows the shareholders a presentation with a dog that also possesses a Baoh parasite.]
    Shareholder: Is that dog also Baoh?
    Sage: No, that dog is Baoh-wow. [grins] [rimshot]

Macross II
  • Bennett making fun of the drunk pilot for sounding like Eeyore
    Sage: Oh no...I just made myself saaaaaadddd...

Tenchi Muyo! in Love
  • MarzGurl's Cameo
    Sage: Does anybody remember the blue-haired MarzGurl? She was nice. Certainly less anger-rapey.
  • Bennett decides to change his cutoff date from 2002 to 2003 due to a year going by. So what is the first anime from 2003 he'll have to review for the next episode? Love Hina, making him foam at the mouth and skitz out in horror.
    • Apparently, Sage can sense incest... which is why he stays out of Alabama.
    • Also, what he would do with a galaxy-destroying cannon.
    Sage: Count your lucky stars that I don't have a galaxy-destroying cannon, (cut to a recording studio) because if I did, you wouldn't be watching me on the internet. You would be watching me on the jumbo-tron (cut to a sports stadium) of the Super Dome proclaiming me King Shit of Dick Mountain. Why would you fuck with someone that could destroy the galaxy!?

Love Hina Again
  • "Gone Feral! BBS"
    • What sells this is that all you see in the intro before the intro is Sage's empty chair with a sign which says the above for a while before Suave's smug smiling face pops up in frame.
    • When Suave reveals he'll be covering for Sage for the review, he reveals that Sage had chucked the DVD out his car window at him in a rage saying, "Review this pile of shit, you pile of shit."
    • "It takes a lot for me to consider a woman unfuckable. But Naru Narusegawa, you have made the list."
    • Realizing how bad the anime is, Suave whips out a giant remote control to fast forward through Love Hina Again. However, the fast forwarding stops and the remote dies on Suave. He chucks it out a window and knocks out one of Sage's pals, who was ordered by Sage via cell phone to keep Suave locked in the house to see the anime.
      • At the same time this is going on, Sage is trying to call out for his knocked out pal before being attacked by an elk he thought he killed off while acting feral.
    • Suave outright calling Naru a cunt.
    • Pretty much every time Suave calls Naru "The Intolerable Bitch." It's like a drinking game.

Macross Plus
  • After failing to get Bryan Cranston as a guest for the episode due to him doing a voice for the anime, Sage looks over a list of other voice actors, he then sees that Rob Paulsen on the list, giving it some thought. Cut to Rob Paulsen himself choking out Bennett, screaming that he enjoyed Evangelon and wants Bennett to say it while choking him.
    Sage: Ehh... Probably not.

Odin
  • Sage reading magazines throughout the review to relieve his boredom of seeing the film.
  • Sage using a meter to keep track of the number of times the movie rips off Star Trek.
    • To show how horrible the abrupt hair metal music used in Odin is with the movie's mood, Sage plays a metal music song to accompany a scene from Star Trek.
  • Sage thinking one of the characters has a psychic grandma in response to a sloppy narrative moment where the mentioned character in the spaceship acknowledges an old lady wishing him luck internally, while she is outside the spaceship as it is about to depart.
    • Made funnier when Sage parodies the moment by having the old lady hassle the crew member telepathically.
  • Renaming the humans' ship the S.S. Fuck You, Science.

Dominion Tank Police
  • Sage states that he doesn't find cat girls sexy because every time he sees one, he just imagines a regular cat coughing up a hairball. That is, until he sees Anna and Uni doing a sexy strip tease, only to have it ruined by said hairball imagination.
    Sage: Oh god dammit, brain! What are you trying to do, give my dick whiplash?
    Commercial announcer: This moment brought to you by Brain Bleach! A brain scrub a day keeps the boner-killing thoughts at bay. Like the time you accidentally saw your grandmother climb into the bathr-*starts hacking and coughing* Byyyy Bennett!

Virgin Fleet

Armitage III

Project A-Ko

New Cutey Honey
  • "Bring on the titties!"
  • Heck, the title card it self is hilarious. The logo itself got a nosebleed from just looking at Cutey Honey!

8 Man After

Devilman
  • On a crab monster eating a fairy head first: "Goddammit, Giant Enemy Crab! Can't we have nice things?"
    • Upon Ryo's introduction
    Akira:Oh, of course! It's my old friend Ryo!
    *Bennett cracks up from this exchange, his laughter obscuring the rest of the dialogue in the scene.*
    Bennett: Whhhaattt?! Wait! This isn't a creepy stalker, it's just my old friend, Ryo! Who is... creepily stalking me! And then tells me I have to follow him to his car, and when my kinda-sorta girlfriend tries to keep me from doing this, my creepy friend threatens her with a knife! Ha ha! Classic Ryo!
  • Bennett notes that Akira essentially gets his powers from a sweet rave party.
  • The reaction to finding out that the demons are attacking because of global warming.
    Bennett: Why didn't Al Gore warn us about this?!
(cut to a scene from An Inconvenient Truth)
Al Gore: "Now, as the polar ice caps melt, the demons that once ruled the Earth will return to gnaw our balls off. Have I got your attention now, shitbiscuits?"

A Wind Named Amnesia
  • After the movie takes a twenty-minute long diversion from the plot to explain the main character's nonsensical backstory, Sage decides it would also be appropriate for him to go an a twenty-minute long rant about the logical inconsistencies of Iron Man 3.
    • The main character regains his humanity thanks to the efforts of a wheelchair-bound boy with a computer in his brain. Said boy makes a seemingly unimportant remark about how the wind is almost like something sent by higher beings that watched over humanity. Unfortunately, this winds up being some heavy-handed Foreshadowing.
    You have no idea how right you are... or how pissed off I am about that.
    • The blatant stupidity of Albee, when she tries to argue that the main protagonist ought to respect the practices and beliefs of the people of San Francisco. Under normal circumstances, this might be fine. However, all of the people in San Francisco have been reduced to a nearly feral state and are trying to capture a woman for human sacrifice to a giant hi-tech backhoe.
    • When they get to the shoehorned love scene at the end, Bennett asks how the main character knows about sex. Cut to an earlier scene where the main character says the wheelchair-bound boy "taught [him] how to have fun." Cue Suave's music.
    • When Albee explains that her race caused the amnesia because they thought it would do humans good, Sage shows all the chaos that resulted and adds the caption "Remember: For your own good."

Art of Fighting
  • Calling the two heroes Not-Ken and Not-Ryu...and him Not-Giving-A-Shit.
  • After the commercial break, we see Bennett trying to get out of his room, but the door is locked.
  • When Sage learns that Ryo and Robert are being pursued by Mr. Big, a clip from the series finale of Sex and the City starts to play, but Sage notices and quickly stops it from playing, while warning the audience that he would have used clips from Rocky and Bullwinkle if he had them.note 
  • Sage inserting music from the mall chase scene in The Blues Brothers in this movie's scene where the police cars crash while trying to avoid an avalanche.

SiN the Movie
  • Bennett is not pleased about the movie invoking Rule63 and killing off a necessary character. When he comes across some obligatory fan service featuring said character, he says "Raise your hand if you were not surprised."

Pilot Candidate and Blue Gender
  • Saying that [adult swim] made him what he is today, followed by clips of previous episodes of Anime Abandon with varying amounts of Sanity Slippage.
    • His warning at the start: Internet Strongly Cautioned—the following review is intended for mature audiences that can take a joke. This review may contain some material that is not suitable for children, bronies, or Tumblr users and may contain intense violence, sexual situations, coarse language and Nazi jokes.
    • Saying if he had Adolf Hitler and Pilot Candidate in a room and he had a gun with one bullet in it, he would give it to Hitler so he could have the honor.
    • Since the villains are named Victim, you can actually blame the victim.
    • Reciting all the plot holes in one breath.
    • Demonstrating how simple it would be to fill in the Plot Hole about the inexplicable Cat Girl.
    Bennett!Zero: "What's up with your cat ears?"
    Bennett!Cat Girl: "I don't want to talk about it."
    Bennett!Zero: "Okay."

The Big O and Trigun
  • Mentioning that since Toonami and [adult swim] had shows switch places, that means there will be a Toonami month: "Now that you've stopped squeeing, can we move on?"
    • Saying "I need a moment" and feigning a headache when he sees where all the money that would've gone into a third season of Big O went to: Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
    • Cain the Longshot unveils his one hundred and fifty meter long sniper rifle. The Sage says it all.
    ...he just made The Joker self conscious.
    • Imitating the point-blank range shooting distance that Knives and Vash had in their final fight. "(panting)Would you just shoot me already?"
    • Bennett has an episode planned for Inuyasha. This is gonna be fun.

Cowboy Bebop
  • The video starts with a disclaimer that there is no footage of Outlaw Star in the review and that you should get mental help if you see any... followed immediately by a split-second clip from the series to fuck with your head.

E.Y.E.S of Mars

The Guyver
  • When Nostalgia Critic references screamer videos, it's pretty obvious what's going to happen, but what makes it hilarious is that the screamer is supplied by Film Brain jumping up from under the camera.
  • In the beginning, when the Critic is running, he comes across Brentalfloss, and he asks him, "Aren't you dead?" To which, Brentalfloss simply shakes his head.
  • The Critic and Bennett's reactions to Evil John Kerry and his scenery-chewing performance.
    Critic: He's like a perfect blend between Christopher Walken and Rod Stieger.
  • The look on The Critic's face when he sees Jimmy Walker's character morph into something that would put Jar Jar Binks to shame.
  • After being shooed, Kyle Hebert comes back at the end to do his "Next time on Dragon Ball Z" schtick. Bennett yells at him.
  • Whenever Critic gets stunned silent by something in the movie, the only way Sage gets him back up is to do the Red Robin jingle.

Twilight of the Cockroaches
  • Mark the Engineer forcing Sage to review Twilight of the Cockroaches or review Violence Jack. Then comes a shot of Marzgirl mentally broken from having seen Violence Jack.
  • Sage parodying The Critic in review format throughout his entire review of the movie, while putting up with Mark the Engineer's efforts to force Sage into applying dumbed-down humor into his review.
    Critic!Sage: Didn't you go to college, The Duke?
    Duke!Mark: I have people to do that for me.
  • Alucard's cameo via Bennett's re-enactment of the phone gag.
  • Sage lampshading the slow pace of the film:
    As we have learned from the great auteur Ingmar Bergman, it's when you're about to fall asleep that things get really interesting.
  • "It is indeed a most stirring scene. And certainly one that deserves more respect than having SOMEONE eat a stromboli through it!"
    [Cut to The Duke with his mouth full] [beat] "What?"

Fist of the North Star

Apocalypse Zero
  • His reaction to one character's face getting ripped off by a kiss from a large BDSM woman in clown makeup.
    Bennett: *Look of horror on his face* John Woo's rough draft of Face/Off was really weird.
  • Censor Kaiser exploding as a result of an accidental Logic Bomb, only to be reborn with a much higher quality version of himself, having essentially attained enlightenment.
    Bennett: So does that mean I can show the nipple pastie?
    Censor Kaiser: No.
  • Bennett's confusion when the hero of the show- an ultra-violent post-apocalyptic anime- attempts to deal with a villain through non-violent methods. Subverted a moment later when it doesn't work, and he has to murder the villain anyway.
  • "Watching the show is like this: boring... boring... boring... oh my GOD I LIVE IN MY OWN EYES!" And then his eyes turn into mouths that recite the chant to summon Cthulhu.
  • One monster Bennett describes as "a BDSM hipster smurf." Comes, of course, with a "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer.
    • With an extendable microphone penis, no less!

Violence Jack
  • He takes one look at the box, gets stuck because of the Moral Dilemma issues, causing him and Mark the Engineer to decide to not really "review" it so much as explore his Sanity Slippage. One abrupt transition later...

     2014 Episodes 

City Hunter
  • Sage tries to stop himself from using the "Nookie" Counting Gag, pushing it offscreen when it starts to appear. He fails, and it forces itself onscreen to the 1812 Overture.
    "Never... repress... the counting gag."
  • On the various characters with bad German accents: "It's like an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation contest."
  • Bennett is about to call Ryo the worst pervert he'd ever seen in an anime... right up until he remembered the existence of Junk Boy.
    *through gritted teeth* "Count yourself lucky, Ryo."

Spawn
  • Bennet gets to Chapel's role in the story and realizes he has to reference Rob Liefeld's work with Youngblood. He admits that he wanted to ask Linkara for help. Cut to Linkara crying NO! in the fetal position.

Lady Death

Ćon Flux
  • Sage's Iron Sheik impersonation.
  • Oancitizen applauding Sage's deconstruction of gnostic themes within Aeon Flux. Also counts as a Crowning Moment Of Awesome.
  • Bennett realizes the meaning behind the famous image of a fly caught in Aeon's eyelashes.
    "Oh wow, I get it... and it's really pissing me off."

Outlaw Star

Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report
  • Bennett pointing out how the title literally translates into "Poltergeist Report The Movie: Poltergeist Report".
  • Kuwahara. That is all that needs to be said.
    "The only reason why anyone would ever want to see this movie is if they were hardcore fans of the show, and I've got to believe that any fan who sees this would shit their own ass inside-out at Kuwahara."

Legend of Lemnear

Plastic Little
  • Sage dressing in a Hawaiian shirt for the review and sipping a drink in the intro, as the recent crop of So Bad, It's Good anime he's reviewed has him feeling like life is a vacation.
  • Sage's reaction upon learning that main character's love interest is underage.
  • When the main character says she's so hungry she "could eat a cloud whale," Sage asks whether said cloud whale is bigger or smaller than an Octorok.
  • Sage tempts fate and asks who would get turned on by a comatose girl lying in bed, and then is quickly reminded of one of the opening scenes from The End of Evangelion.note 
    Sage: (looking at his "stained" hand, whispering) That's so fucked up...

Love Hina Spring Movie
  • Sage turning into a demon.
  • Bennett finally cracks once the girls break into a poorly dubbed J-Pop song, which causes him to re-enact the infamous Tunnel Scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
    • Also the moment leading up to it, involving the island girl that looks just like Shinobu somehow taming a bunch of aggressive animals with the power of song:
    Bennett: Well [Love Hina], you've already got the knife in deep. Why don't you twist it?!
  • Suave lying asleep with a girly mag and wine bottle on his chest.
    Suave: Mmm, Samus, keep the helmet on.
    • Even funnier if you've heard the Super Toolshed podcast where Mark and Bennett talk about the recent controversy over Zero Suit Samus' design in the upcoming Super Smash Bros game.
  • The ridiculous ending, complete with quotes from extremely positive reviews from legitimate websites pasted over the footage.

Battle Arena Toshinden
  • The return of Taint Misbehavin.
  • Sage realizing the potential of Blazing Saddles jokes he could make with the character Rungo Iron.
  • When Sage realizes that Ellis sounds a lot like Amy Rose, the show cuts in to a brief shot of the real Lisa Ortiz (Amy and Ellis' voice actress), who promptly and angrily tells him to "shut up."

Detonator Orgun
  • The invention of the Over-Acting Alarm.
    Sage: It's weird that this is my first encounter with the Over-Acting Alarm. I mean, I've seen every Al Pacino movie.
    Vincent Hanna: Because she got a...GREAT ASS! And you've got your head...ALL THE WAY UP IT!
    *Cue Over-Acting Alarm*
    Sage: (giggling) Okay okay, I promise that I will only use this new gag for good... And the occasional Nic Cage movie.

Angel Blade
  • Censor Kaiser's brief interlude in which he and the Engineer try to recruit Doug Walker to do the review:
    Doug: *various surprised and disgusted noises* That's it! I've had enough! Nobody should have that many dicks!
  • Suave trying to find a connection between Censor Kaiser and Nailkaizer.
    Censor Kaiser: No, I do not have three dicks!
  • Suave's dream about "the Chiquita banana lady fisting the Hamburger Helper while Mr. Peanut jerks off on a waiting green M&M".
  • Suave confiscating the henchman's penis, complete with a popping sound effect.

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
  • Sage discussing the infamous Chun-Li shower scene
    Sage: We were so innocent before the internet.
  • Sage being caught off guard twice by the U.S. version's "soundtrack", especially Alice in Chains' "Them Bones".
    Sage: AAAAH! GOD! WARN A GUY NEXT TIME IF YOU'RE GONNA BLAST THEM BONES, YOU FUCKING DICKS!

Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge
  • Sage is disappointed that the Star Trek transporter noise was used for the arrival of the monsters. He demonstrates how inappropriate this is by using famous sound effects while making a sandwich. When he opens jars of mustard and mayo, we hear the Ghostbusters' proton pack startup noise. When he spreads the mustard and mayo, we hear the Star Wars lightsaber noises.
  • Sage comparing the Anime Morrigan to the cartoon version.
    Sage: I think I just halved the Morrigan fanbase through suicide. Can, uh someone call J-List and tell them that business is gonna be slow for a few months?
  • "Scott McNeil is the Al Pacino of voice acting."
  • Sage clutching his ears after hearing Anita cry.
    Sage: OH JESUS! FUCK! SHUT HER UP! AAAAH! GOD! She went from Wednesday Addams to a bleating goat in a nanosecond!
  • Sage making several rants on why Donovan was even made the protagonist in the first place. It gets so bad that he would prefer watching Evangelion.
  • Sage trying (and failing) to pronounce Hsien-Ko's name. It would've been much easier for his tongue to call her by her original Japanese namenote .
  • After a little too much Wangst, Sage finally hits his Rage Breaking Point so hard his screams shake the Earth itself.
  • When Pyron gives a giant grin, Sage starts laughing a bit in reaction. "Who's bright idea was it to give Pyron the awesome-face smiley?"

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Tokyo Revelation


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