INCREDIBLE HULK IS COMIC CHARACTER!!! FIRST APPEAR IN PUNY MARVEL'S "Incredible Hulk" vol. 1 #1 (May, 1962), CREATED BY SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN AND PINK PUFFBALL MAN!!! AT FIRST NO ONE LIKE HULK, HIS SERIES CANCELED AT #6 (March, 1963)!!! AFTER THAT OTHER SERIES USE HULK AS GUEST STAR FOR NEXT FEW YEARS. HULK GET SECOND CHANCE IN PUNY SERIES "Tales to Astonish". HULK FEATURE THERE FOR #60-101 (October, 1964-March, 1968). THEN IT GET NEW NAME AFTER HULK! IT CALLED: "Incredible Hulk" vol. 2. HULK APPEAR IN PUNY ISSUES #102-474 (April, 1968-March, 1999). HULK ALSO STAR IN PUNY SHORT-LIVED TITLES AFTER! HULK BECOME ONE OF PUNY MARVEL'S MOST FAMOUS CHARACTERS, NO ONE EVER FORGET ABOUT HULK! GRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
HULK GET IN MANY FIGHTS AND SMASH LOTS OF THINGS! BUT MOST PEOPLE HULK BEATS UP DESERVE BEAT UP OR ANNOY HULK! HULK NOT WANT TO MAKE TROUBLE, BUT WORLD CAUSE LOTS OF TROUBLE FOR HULK! MAKE HULK ANGRY! GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HULK NOT USUALLY HELP PEOPLE, BUT HULK LIKE TO HELP HULK'S FRIENDS! HULK HELP THEM DO GOOD BECAUSE HULK IS STRONGEST!
IN MARVEL UNIVERSE, HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!, EVEN STRONGER THAN PUNY GOD WITH HAMMER! HULK STRONGER THAN EVERYONE IN PUNY DC UNIVERSE TOO!!!! ONLY ONE WHO COME CLOSE IS PUNY RED CAPE MAN IN CROSSOVER STORIES. RED CAPE MAN MAKE HULK ANGRY! HULK RIP OFF RED CAPE MAN'S HEAD!!!!!!
HERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT HULK CAN DO!
- HULK CAN HEAL HIMSELF! GOOD FOR MORE SMASHING!
- NO ONE CAN READ HULK'S MIND. IT BETTER ANGRIER THAT HULK IS!!
- HULK SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!! HULK NOT TOO SCARED BUT HULK INABILITY TO SMASH MAKES HULK ANGRY!!!
- HULK FIND PLACE WHERE HE BECOME HULK! THAT BECAUSE HE FIND CORPSE OF EVIL FUTURE HULK WHO TRY TO KILL HULK! HULK IS ONLY HULK! NO WANT 2 HULKS! AAAAAAAARRRRRGHGGGGGHGHHHH!!!!
- PUNY BANNER KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GAMMA RADIATION! EVEN MORE THAN PUNY STRETCHY MAN AND PUNY STUPID DOCTOR DOOM!!! IN GOOD COMIC FOR KIDS PUNY BANNER AND METAL MAN ARE SMARTEST ONES. BUT NOT AS GOOD AS HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HULK BECOME DIFFERENT PERSON A LOT! HERE ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT HULK BECOME!
- Bruce Banner: Hi, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, and I'm in control of this body most of the time. While I happen to be a highly successful scientist, I have no superpowers in my default state. However, I'm also emotionally repressed, and the big guy likes to come out at moments like... uh oh... PUNY BANNER IS SMART BUT NOT STRONG LIKE HULK! GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
- Savage Hulk: THIS IS BEST HULK! STRONGEST THERE IS! HULK TALK GOOD TOO! HULK WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE BECAUSE PEOPLE NO LIKE HULK, BUT HULK WANT FRIENDS AND BE LOVED TOO, WHICH MAKE HULK GO ON ADVENTURE SOMETIMES. OF COURSE HULK GET ANGRY TOO EASY THAT MEAN HULK IS STRONGEST OF PEOPLE HE BECOME!
- Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk) like a normal person. I also enjoy the finer things in life. Good food, expensive clothes, ladies, and the occasional sarcastic quip. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want, so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. I enjoy a good scrap now and then, but don't mix me up with that Mr. Fixit. Currently I'm "sharin' Banner's pencil-necked geek form under Al's take on Big Green. Doesn't make me any less dangerous as Bushwhacker and Fortean learned the hard way.
- The Merged Hulk: Also known as "The Professor", I am yet another one of the many forms the Hulk can transform into. Bruce Banner wanted me to be the most idealistic Hulk there could be, but alas, it was not to be. I was actually created by Doc Samson in an attempt to cure me of my Multiple Personality Disorder. When I get angrier, I get weaker. If I grow too angry, I become the screaming behemoth who's been breaking your ear drums every time he speaks. It's quite a good thing that Bruce Banner was able to install this failsafe in this personality, even if it is my physically weakest one.
- The Green Scar: The word "strong" doesn't even begin to describe how powerful I am. I wound up enslaved as a gladiator on the planet Sakaar when a few puny humans decided I was too dangerous to stay on earth, and I became the greatest fighter their arena ever had. The people on Sakaar started thinking of me as their Messiah, the "Sakaarson" when I freed myself and fought against their insane king. But that's just a fairy tale. The ones that call me the Worldbreaker are the ones who are right. Don't let my apparent calm fool you. I am the angriest Hulk. I Am a Monster. And despite what the others might say, I am the strongest there is.
- Doc Green: When Betty Ross's assassins tried to eliminate Banner and my lesser selves, I emerged courtesy of Stark's Extremis virus. Smarter than Banner and stronger than my other selves, think of me as a superior version of the "Professor". I realized that there were too many Hulks in the world and tragedy would befall them everytime, so I decided that I would cure them whether they like it or not.
- Immortal Hulk/Devil Hulk: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulknote .... the original Hulk from back in Jackie's days and I've decided to come back to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh, Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Wereit not for that particular handicap, I'd be on par with the Green Scar, but what can ya do? Apparently, Banner and I solved that little problem recently.
WHEN HULK MAD, ONLY FEW CAN STOP HULK SMASHING EVERYTHING! PRETTY LADY, LITTLE GUY WHO KNOWS WHO HULK IS AND GREEN GIRLY HULK CAN HUG HULK TO STOP HIM SMASHING! ONLY ONES THAT CAN! BUT STUPID SOLDIER MAN KEEPS ATTACKING HULK WHILE STILL HULK! GIVE HULK PAIN! SO MUCH PAIN!! THIS MAKES HULK MAD AGAIN! RRAAAGH! THIS WAS NAMED AFTER HULK ONE TIME BEFORE BUT NOW NOT! STUPID COMPUTER PEOPLE CHANGE NAME! RAAAAGH! THIS MAKES HULK MAD! HULK NOT LIKE STUPID COMPUTER PEOPLE WITH BIG FANCY WORD AND STUPID CHANGE NAME!!!!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!! HULK SMASH!
HULK PREFER BEING ALONE! BUT WHEN HULK SMASH WITH OTHERS HULK IS BIGGEST SMASHER THERE IS! HULK IS STRONGEST AVENGER! HULK IS STRONGEST DEFENDER TOO! BUT WHEN HULK WITH PANTHEON AND WARBOUND HULK IS IN CHARGE! HULK LET AJAX AND KORG BE BIGGEST SMASHER INSTEAD!
HULK SEES IMPOSTORS WHEN HE SMASHES! RED FIREY HULK THINK HE THE STRONGEST HULK. HE THINK HE COULD SMASH HULK! BUT HULK IS STRONGEST ALWAYS AND EVER!!! RED GIRLY HULK [Bruce Banner: You mean my love, Betty Ross.] MAY BE NOT LIKE HULK BUT SHE MAKE HULK FEEL GOOD!!! [Mr. Fixit: Wish I could see that.]
PUNY PETER DAVID MADE MORE HULKS FOR BRUCE BANNER! DADDY DAVID MADE FIXIT, PROFESSOR, AND WORLDBREAKER FOR HULK TO SMASH WITH! BUT HULK DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
IN SEVENTIES, PUNY TV PEOPLE MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK! PUNY BIXBY PLAYED PUNY BANNER! LOU FERRIGNO HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY PUNY REPORTER CALLED "MCGEE!" BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!
IN EIGHTIES AND NINETIES PUNY TV PEOPLE MAKE CARTOON TV SHOWS ABOUT HULK! FIRST WAS TOLD BY SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN AND PUNY BANNER SOMEHOW GETS ALL CLOTHES BACK WHEN HE COMES BACK! SECOND WAS BETTER WITH FERRIGNO AS HULK'S VOICE!
IN NEXT DECADE, PUNY HUMANS MAKE MOVIE OF HULK BY CROUCHING TIGER MAN WITH PUNY BANA AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO ELECTRONICS ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS TRY AGAIN LATER WITH PUNY NORTON, BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN BUFFY MAN PUT HULK IN THE AVENGERS WITH PUNY RUFFALO AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID FLAGMAN TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY BLACK CAPE MAN!!!!! IN METAL MAN MOVIE 3, PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!! HULK RETURNED IN AGE OF ULTRON! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE! HULK TOO - MAGIC GIRL MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! HULK RETURN IN HAMMER MAN 3, WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND ANGRY GIRL, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN INFINITY WAR, WHERE HE FIGHT BIG PURPLE MAN AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD! HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS, HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE! SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER. HULK WAIT UNTIL NEXT AVENGERS!
[The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.]
DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW AND FIGHT LITTLE MAN! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! STUPID MAN FURY ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK LATER ON SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS STUPID TALKING MAN!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEAAAAADDDDDD!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN AVENGERS CARTOON ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH FLYING GIRL AND ARROW MAN! HULK ALSO STAR IN OWN CARTOON WITH OTHER HULKS! CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY TATASCIORE! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!!
HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT KARATE MAN AND HIS FRIENDS [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in 3 and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel cheated those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC. And no palette swaps don't count.] THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL DID NOT APPEAR IN THIRD GAME BUT ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT SHADES MAN THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF FLAGMAN'S TONIC.[Professor: A fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] HULK NOW READY FOR NEW GAME SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND SPACE LADY TO TAKE ON KARATE MAN, GOTH GIRL, AND NEW ROBOT MAN WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK MAGIC SPACE ROCKS! [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT! HULK ALSO APPEAR IN AVENGERS GAME, WHERE HULK AND BANNER TEAM UP WITH STRETCHY GIRL TO HELP REFORM AVENGERS AFTER ACCIDENT!
HULK SMASH PUNY TROPES!!!
- Anti-Hero: HULK SMASH SO MANY THINGS THAT IT NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING!!!!!
- Being Good Sucks: IT NOT MATTER WHAT HULK DO, PUNY HUMANS ALWAYS TURN ON HULK! ZEUS EVEN STATE JUST BEING HULK IS WORSE THAN ANY PUNISHMENT HE CAN DO!
- Berserk Button: HULK COME OUT WHEN MAD! IF HULK HERE, YOU ALREADY PRESS BUTTON!!!
- Bullying a Dragon: HULK JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, BUT PEOPLE NOT LEAVE HULK ALONE EVEN THOUGH IT ALWAYS GO BAD FOR THEM!
- The Green Scar: I found myself with the other end of the trope when I tried to convince Zeus to help my family. I provoked him when he initially refused. I know I had no chance of beating a Skyfather, but I hoped offering myself up would be enough. I was wrong, and the only reason he let Hercules and my family rescue me was because he knew just being the Hulk was worse than any punishment he could come up with.
- The Brute / The Big Guy: WHEN HULK IS FORCED TO JOIN PUNY HEROES, LITTLE MEN THINK AND HULK SMASH!
- Catchphrase: HULK SAY "HULK SMASH" AND "HULK STRONGEST THERE IS" A LOT!!!!! HULK ENJOY SMASHING AND BEING BIG AND STRONG!!!!
- Children Are Innocent/Friend to All Children: HULK NOT SMASH KIDS. HULK FRIENDLY TO KIDS! THEY NO HARM TO HULK AND PEOPLE!
- Cooldown Hug: SOMETIMES HULK TOO ANGRY! FRIENDS HUG AND COOL DOWN! HULK LIKE FRIENDS!!!
- The Comically Serious: HULK SHOUTING SO MUCH AND WAY HULK TALK MEAN HULK SAY MOST ANYTHING AND IT FUNNY!
- Distaff Counterpart: HULK COUSIN SHE-HULK ALSO HULK. BUT SHE-HULK LESS ANGRY.
- Dumb Muscle: HULK HATE THINKING!!!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!! PUNY HUMANS SAY THAT HULK HAS MIND LIKE LITTLE KID OR ANIMAL BUT THAT NOT TRUE, HULK IS BIG STRONG MAN!!!! PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK TROPE PICTURE TOO! CALL HULK DUMB!!! HULK SMASH PUNY TROPERS!!! GRAAAAARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Genius Bruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! along with Avengers: Endgame. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent and much stronger, but am still perpetually angry. Also, my colleagues and I often demonstrate great cunning in determining how to make best use of our strength, or to otherwise come up with intelligent tactics when we have to. Even the Savage Hulk demonstrates this when necessary, although he would never admit it.]
- Gentle Giant: HULK NOT SMASH YOU IF YOU LEAVE HULK ALONE. HULK JUST WANT PEACE.
- Hero with Bad Publicity: EARTH HATE HULK. HAMMER MAN SAY EARTH LOVE HULK, BUT HAMMER MAN TOO NICE. HULK SAD.
- Hulking Out: HULK NAME TROPE!!! PUNY BANNER TURN INTO HULK WHENEVER HE GET ANGRY!!!
- Hulk Speak: HULK NAME THIS TROPE TOO!!! HULK HATE GRAMMAR!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!! [The Professor: Although I avert this occasionally in the comics and in adaptations such as The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes!.]
- Legacy Character: HULK COUSIN SHE-HULK IS HULK TOO. AMADEUS CHO ALSO HULK. BUT HULK FIRST HULK! HULK BEST HULK!!! GRAAAAHHH!!!
- Lightning Bruiser: HULK NOT ONLY STRONG, HULK FAST TOO!!! YOU NOT CATCH UP TO HULK!!! BUT NOT FASTEST ONE THERE IS!!! NOT AS FAST AS PEOPLE LIKE LIGHTNING BOLT MAN OR SILVER HAIR MAN!!!! MAKE HULK ANGRY!!! HULK WANT TO BE FASTEST THERE IS TOO!!!! AAAAARRRRRGHHGHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Magic Pants: HULK IS NEVER NUDE! AND PUNY BANNER LIKES PURPLE PANTS!
- Memetic Mutation: PUNY GOD. REINDEER MAN BOAST HE GOD AND HE BETTER THAN HULK. HULK GRAB MID-SENTENCE AND SLAM HIM INTO FLOOR OVER AND SAY LINE. IT FUNNIEST SCENE IN VERY FUNNY MOVIE.
- Misaimed Marketing: PUNY HUMANS MAKE STUPID SINGING BABY TOY OF HULK!!!!! HULK HATE BABY TOY!!!! MAKE HULK LOOK PUNY AND WEAK!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY BABY TOY!!!!! BUT FUNNY TOY MAN MAKE IT FUNNY! FUNNY TOY MAN IS HULK'S FRIEND!
- SAME PUNY STUPID EXECUTIVE HUMANS MAKE PUNY CD WITH BABY SONGS ABOUT HULK!!!!!! HULK WANT FRIENDS BUT HULK NOT ABOUT PLAYING GAMES AND DANCING AND ROLLERBLADING WITH LITTLE KIDS!!!!! HULK ABOUT BEING ANGRY AND SMASHING AND BEING STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!!!! GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!! AT LEAST REVIEW FUNNY AGAIN, MAKE HULK LAUGH!!!!!!!
- OTHER PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK BOARD GAMES LIKE HULK OPERATION AND HULK "DON'T WAKE DADDY". THEY WORST CHOICES FOR HULK GAME. HULK NOT GET SICK, AND PUNY BANNER HAVE BAD HISTORY WITH "DADDY". HULK SMASH STUPID GAMES AND STUPID HASBRO! ONLY THING DUMB TOYS GET RIGHT IS HULK FRIENDLY TO KIDS AND HULK CAN BE HERO!
- Mighty Glacier: STUPID BALANCE IN FIGHTING GAMES MEAN RATHER THAN JUST BEING STRONG AND FAST, HULK JUST STRONG!
- The Nicknamer: HULK PREFERS MAKING OWN NAMES FOR PUNY PEOPLE!
- No Indoor Voice: HULK USE SAME VOICE INSIDE AS OUTSIDE!!!
- Screaming Warrior: IN MOVIES WHERE HULK NOT SPEAK MUCH! JUST SMASHING AND YELLING! GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Straight Man and Wise Guy: 'HULK IS USUALLY WISE GUY. SOMETIMES PLAY STRAIGHT MAN, LIKE IN BEST AVENGERS CARTOON.
- Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: IN THIRD SEASON OF INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW, HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED DOOMSDAY AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS! THANKFULLY, HULK GET SECOND FIGHT AGAINST SPIKY HAIR MAN! HULK LOST AGAIN! PUNY REDNECK AND NERD WHO SET UP FIGHTS NEED SMASHING! HULK WANT CAPE MAN TO BEAT THIS SPIKY HAIR MAN TOO!