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"Hello? Hello, hello?"

—Phone Guy, Five Nights at Freddy's

"Ah, I wasn't aware we had company. We rarely get visitors down here."

—SCP-049, SCP – Containment Breach

"FINALLY! Entertainment at last! I was feeling myself rust!"

—Pacesetter, Toontown: Corporate Clash

Eridan^notenot roleplaying, i just took his name as my main internet alias. he is my favorite troll however and i do relate to him to some extent. keywords: some extent or Malcolm^noteno, not after the titular Malcolm in the Middle
- shorthands are Eri and Mal respectively
  - feel free to call me by variations of my troper name to avoid confusion
mid teens
Transgender^note, he/they/xe/vamps
digital artist and casual troper
lover of all things cute and pink… and most things dark and edgy
i messed up my username which is why there's an "e"
i don't know remember how i discovered this site but i did make my account on august 8th, 2022
kinda coming back to the forums?
Troper Types: Trope Editor, Casual Example Adder, Entry Pimp, and Huge Fan

this used to be way longer, but then i thought "nah, Walls of Text don't fit my intro", so i trimmed it down.

also, when sharing avatars, please do not send me AI-generated ones. don't ask me to share avis that are my drawings, either. if i don't like an avi you have sent me, i will quietly remove it. sorry.

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pages i started

pages i might make^note

suggested image changes on the following pages

the Mountain Goats (thread)
Goat Simulator (thread)
Sheriff Callie's Wild West (thread)
Characters.Toontown Corporate Clash (thread)
Maya the Bee (thread)
Sanjuro (thread)
The Thin Man (thread)
Shutter (thread)
Cascada (thread)
Guilty Gear (thread)

(wow, double goat!)

favorite…

Animal: Cat, dog, fish, penguin, platypus, ocotpus, horse
- Bird: Luzon bleeding-heart, crow, raven
- Bug/insect: Rosy maple moth
- Cat breed: Ragdoll, munchkin, Scottish fold
- Dog breed: Pug, Siberian Husky
- Horse breed: Fjord
- Penguin: Royal penguin, Humboldt penguin, Emperor penguin, fairy penguin
Color: Pink (obviously), red
Drink: chocolate milk, orange juice, bubble tea^notethe wintermelon flavor especially
Food: Fried chicken, bread, rice, chocolate, french fries, mashed potato, club sandwich
- Candy: Lollipop
- Fruit: Banana, strawberry, grape
Holiday: Valentine's Day, Halloween, Christmas
Music genre: Pop^notei'm very picky about it, J-pop, metal^note + cute metal, rock^note+ geek, pop, alt , experimental, indie, filk
- Instrument: Electric guitar, harpsichord
Plant: Venus flytrap
- Flower: Rose, tulip

Animal Crossing villager: Marshal, Sasha, Rosie
Creepypasta: Slender Man, Smile Dog, Pale Luna
Fighting Game archetype^note: Rushdown, Puppet (summoning)
Pokémon: Buizel, Greninja, Lucario, Gardevoir, Hawlucha, Sylveon, Roserade, Mewtwo
Sanrio character: Aggretsuko, My Melody, Kuromi, Hello Kitty
SCP: 035, 049, 053, 166, 701, 999, 2264, 2295, ••|•••••|••|•^note2521, 4494, 4999, 5094, 5726, 6118
- Doctor: Alto Clef, Benjamin Kondraki, Simon Glass, Charles Gears
Vocaloid: Kaai Yuki, Hiyama Kiyoteru, Hatsune Miku

Tropes
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characters i have a crush on

you thought it'd be a list, but it was me, MALCOLM!

you're saying that these tropes apply to me?

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_3354_6.jpeg

pic unrelated. watch out for the self-demonstrating.

Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: distraction just gets the best of me- hey is that a lucky penny?
all lowercase letters: how i usually type.
Animal Lover: an interest that's been sticking with me since i was a kid. i mostly like mammals and fish, but i'll take any!
Arc Number: 5, 757, and very occasionally, 311. you may almost never see me make references the the numbers, though.
Asian Airhead: i'm not the brightest sometimes. And for reference, i am filipino.
Author Appeal: cute anime (styled) girls, Affably Evil men, anything referencing 2000's-early 2010's internet, vampires, cowboys… i could go on!
Berserk Button: [REDACTED]
Buffy Speak: it does the thingy where it goes thingamajig…
Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: earth to troper, earth to troper!
Cuckoosnarker: oh, what, you want me to explain why i'm eccentric while still maintaining sarcasm? yeesh.
Cold Ham: brrr… isn't that just quaint?
Comically Serious: know nonsense.
Cuteness Proximity: sometimes, i do overreact when met with something cute. sometimes, i don't.
Deadpan Snarker: oh, goody, insanity that i will have to commit on. what a joy.
Does Not Like Spam: i don't like bitter veggies. why do they have to be bitter?!
- i don't like spicy food, neither.
Everybody Hates Mathematics: i don't know where the X is, goddamnit!
Four-Temperament Ensemble: electic.
The Gadfly: i'm just a silly guy!
Geek: what do you think i'm on this site for?
Image Song / Leitmotif: Eridan Ampora's Pesterquest and Alterniabound themes, + Violet Prince. i'd also say PhemieC's "Ugly Story", but the lyrics are too upsetting for me to associate it with myself.
In Touch with His Feminine Side / Real Men Wear Pink: zigzagged. i consider myself androgynous, but i slide on the scale.
Irony: although Eridan Ampora is one of my favorite fictional characters of all time (i adapted his name as my alias for crying out loud), i've dropped Homestuck before i got to his introduction. i only knew of him once my friend told me about him. i haven't been the same since.
Kiddie Kid: downplayed. while i act like any teen would for the most part, i can be nuts about things that are usually targeted to a younger demographic. i also still sleep with plushies.
Like Is, Like, a Comma: like, i'm not a valley person? but like, yeah.
The Nicknamer: i actually have a knack for nicknaming my friends. making spins on peoples' names is fun.
Nightmare Fetishist: i discovered the SCP Foundation. no further explanation needed.
The Quiet One: in Real Life, moreso.
Shrinking Violet: same as above.
Signature Mon: with Pokémon specifically, i'd say Buizel, as it is my all time favorite mon. jus look at it!
Sir Swears-a-Lot: haha, fuck!
The Snark Knight: aherm.
Sloth: man, i don't feel like writing why this trope applies.
Something about a Rose: roses are red, violets are in fact not blue… i'm not sure how to end this with a rhyme, it's just my favorite flower.
Sophisticated as Hell: gentlemen?
The Stoic: it's what they call a resting face.
Straight Man: definitely not an Only Sane Man, though. sometimes.
Sweet Tooth: look, unless you have an aversion for sweets, can you blame me?
Tv Tropes Will Ruin Your Life: must… read… the… Playing With page… *passes out*
Verbal Tic: i kinda sorta tend to say "kinda sorta".

media i likey.

if it's bolded, it means i currently like it a lot.

if it's italicized, it means i'm not as interested in it, but i still like it in some capacity.

currently unfinished and ever changing!

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"You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me."

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