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Angst? What Angst?
- We have no time for sorrows, Commander.
- I just killed my own father in cold blood. I might need a moment to get over it. [Beat] Okay, I'm over it.
- L, why?! Why did you leave me?! Why did you leave me alone with these IDIOTS! *sobbing* And... yeah, I'm over it now.
- NO ROSE I ANGST ALONE.
- My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.
- Humanity is dying, and all I can think about is how I don't give a fuck.
Did I Just Say That Out Loud?
- No. You typed it out.
- It had to be the wind, 'cause nobody wasn't there.
- Don't lie to me. What was it you said again?
- Heh Heh, You Said "X".
Did You Actually Believe...?
- I am a Mormon and, dang it, a Mormon just believes.
- If I didn't, we probably wouldn't be in this situation.
- I believe a dream can still come true; why shouldn't I believe the same in you?
- Believe it!
- I believe in tachyons!
- No way! I can't believe this!
- But there really was a cake...
- Bobby is not a believer, nor does he have faith.
- See, I believe you, but does my gun believe you?
- And you believed that? Because I'm going to have you killed now. Relax. I'm fucking with you.
- Your friends too faith.
- I find that impossible to believe.
- All you have to do... is BO-lieve!
- I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.
- You have been told many lies. Some run so deep, even the rocks and roots now believe them. To untangle it all, would all but require the creation of a new world.
- I don't believe in anything I can't punch.
- I know full well I'm expected to Suspend My Disbelief. Unfortunately, my disbelief is very heavy, and during Ocean's Thirteen, the suspension cable snapped.
Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?
- Actually, that was Cthugha, but I can see why you'd confuse the two.
- Guess I was just Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth.
Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?
- Who's "we", sucka?
Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?
- Since when?
Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?
- I just did.
  - Now you pay the price.
Did You Just Scam Cthulhu?
- Son of a bitch had it coming anyway.
Does This Remind You of Anything?
- I've been on TV Tropes before...
- This reminds me of a puzzle.
- You remind me of the babe...
- That Reminds Me of a Song.
- You Remind Me of X.
- You know, you remind me a lot about Disney. You're fat, you're frozen, and you're about to be shattered BY ME!
- This scene makes me remember that "I Fink U Freeky" video, which incidentally, you can see us sin on our Music Video Sins channel. Anyway, that video is a human rights violation that famously brought Nelson Mandela back from the grave to stop it, only to have his zombie heart seize when he saw it, requiring a second and more somber funeral.
- It reminds me of Sam, whose favorite dish is green eggs and ham.
- You remind me of Johnny Cage.
- You remind me of Dick Grayson.
- You know what this hole reminds me of? Our relationship. It's dark, uncomfortable, lifeless, and Meowth is here.
- You remind me of Quan Chi.
- Oh, that reminds me of a long, boring story about your uncle that will only make you feel guilty and make the wrong decisions in life.
- In fact, you kinda remind me of myself at your age. Except, y'know, I'm a mutant. And I've got ethics. And I'm not a psychopath... (or a rapist...) You know what, maybe you remind me of someone else...
- By the way, your hair reminds me of Stocking.
  - I don't get it.
- It doesn’t remind me of anything.
- You remind me of a girl that I once knew. See her face whenever I, I look at you.
- Joan of Arc, the young martyr.
- it reminds me of my first haircut, or an elm tree or something! or did I fall off my bicycle when my grandmother came back from Florida?
- HEY GUYS!! YOU REMIND ME OF SOME ASSHOLES I’M GONNA KILL!
Do We Have This One?
- Well, if you Gotta Catch 'Em All...
  - You Don't Want to Catch This.
- While collecting things is certainly fun, when it comes to chemical elements, you do not want to collect them all.
- My collection must be exclusive!
Do You Want to Haggle?
- FUCK THE CERTAIN PRICE OF GOODS [1]
Dude, Where's My Respect?
- Your wife got that in the divorce.
- Do you deserve any?
- Down the hall, third door to the left.
- You can respect your stats here, sir, but you're going to have to pay first.
- I'll tell you after you help me find my car.
- What kind of disgusting, despicable lack of respect does that Billy Whatshisname show, booking a match for the Total Package Lex Luger at Superbrawl?
- Show some goddamn respect!
  - Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damned door?
- No One Respects the Spanish Inquisition.
- I respect you, Barnacle Man.
- If we say that he started out with zero respect for you, now it is at a three.
- Whatever, you do nothing, bitch!
  - Time you showed me some respect!
Et Tu, Brute?
- Ita me omni tempore fuit! Sentio de bonitate! ^*Yes, it was me the whole time! I feel good about it!
  - I am so... proud!
- You lied to me. You betrayed me. You used me. You fucked up my face.
- IT'S ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!
- I had no choice.
  - Oh, of course we understand, don't we, Chewie? He had no choice.
  - There's ALWAYS a choice!
- No, I ate three.
  - What he actually said was "And you, Brutus?"
- No, I just had one. There's more if you want.
  - He meant to ask "And you, Brutus?"
- I did it, you bitch!
- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID IT!
Have You Seen My God?
- Yes. Last Tuesday, I believe.
- Who Is This God Person, Anyway?
  - Sorry, last I saw him, he was disappearing in a Puff of Logic.
  - I hear that he speaks of Marty Robbins.
  - I'll do you one better: Why is this God person...?
- Where were you when you last had him with you?
- Try filling in the missing spaces on a constellation map.
- Yes, they played it live when I went to see them at Eden Court. Classic song.
- They might be working in one of the stores in Babel Tower.
- Guess what? He's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy.
- God Is Dead.
- I am your new god, woman!
Have You Told Anyone Else?
- Yes.
- No. *gets killed*
- Is there a third option?
  - How about "Do you trust me to have told anyone else before you"? That or "How dumb do you think I am?"
- If we say "nobody", are you going to stab us with your bush scissors?
- I did more than tell the others, I Made Copies!
- Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh... Well, you see... I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the greengrocer, the butcher, the baker. They didn't know. But the liquor store guy, he knew.
- Just Monika.
- That you are Dad's biggest fan?
  - I told him not to say anything!
How About a Smile?
- I am smiling.
- I would smile, but I'm afraid my face might collapse.
- You die, I smile.
- That is beyond my programming.
- I haven't had a thing to smile about since I was locked up and lucked out of having any hope of becoming not so hopeless.
- I'm smiling, Ben. I'm smiling because you are quite safe while Horace lives. But I don't think Horace will live.
- You need a new catchphrase.
  - Ugh. There's no use talking to some people...
- That would be a no.
  - Philistine.
- That's some seriously wishful thinking.
  - Like it matters...
- I can't smile, or cry. I think I have no tear ducts.
How Did We Miss This One?
- Looks like someone Failed a Spot Check.
- Even with these sights, we've got a target 100 yards away, maybe more, we've never fired these rifles before, there's a definite wind factor, and we've got a problem with the sun!
- That's what you get for working with the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.
- It was surrounded by a bunch of other 1's. Binary is hard to work with.
- Freaking Sand-Attack.
  - Freaking Teemo.
- Sauron fails at Blue's Clues. HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
- Update, we still have no fucking clue where this guy is.
- HOLY BALLS! HOW DID I MISS THAT?! Wait, how'd you thaw out so quickly? We're a million feet in the air! It's like, zero degrees!
- Is it over there? Doesn't look like it.
- ERROR! Unable to determine how a base this size has gone undetected. ERROR!
- My systems never fail.
- Did I?
How Do I Shot Web?
- Hit the button on your mechanical web shooters.
- Fire Arrows. More convenient than a stick!
  - LASER ARROW!!!
- Shooting the web doesn't make much sense. The bullet would probably go through the holes in it!
  - Ah, so You Have to Burn the Web.
  - He meant to ask "How do I fire a web?"
- X. But you'd know that if you hadn't skipped the tutorials.
  - Nope, A. I use a 3DS.....
- Your tenses are wrong.
- You have a magical yo-yo. Use that instead. I'll teach you how to swing with it, though.
  - Just be sure to Watch Out for That Tree!...
How Do You Say?
- It isn't how you say, it's what you see!
- Heheh, you said "nuclear". It's "nucular", dummy, the S is silent!
How Much More Can He Take?
- He was remarkably spry for being so close to defeat.
- He's taking a...heavy beating, but he just. Keeps. Going!
How's Your British Accent?
- Cheerio! Oh, tally-ho, Doctor! Yes, she gave me the jolly message. Nothing's wrong. After all, what is time? If you miss me in this life, you can catch me in the next, can't one? Eh, what? Well, kippered herring.
I Ate WHAT?!
- I ate a one-ton tomato.
- Gilligan.
- I ate my gun.
- I ate the WHOLE plate!
  - Ain't nobody gonna come here and eat my plate, no!
  - You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A STRANGER'S PLATE! A STRANGER'S PLATE! A STRANGER'S PLATE!
- The Dog's breakfast.
  - When I was four I ate the dog's dinner
- A delicious Long Pork Pie.
- The bomb.
  - That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
- Abyssal crab omelette.
- A liquefied turian.
- When I was six I ate a bag of plums!
- When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large!
  - EGGS! EGGS! E-DOUBLE-G-S EGGS!
- Maggots.
- Jesus Christ, boy. What did you eat?!
- I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?
- A rat!
- Yourself.
- I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk, I injected some of Hendrix' junk, I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane, Mama Cass' sandwich? I ate the same!
- This is not pudding.
- What you're eating hasn't been classified by science yet. Bon appetit!
- Now you eat shit!
- You're eating worms, Michael!
  - Enough with the superhero movies. Let's get physical!
- YOU JUST GOT An INTENSE CRAVING FOR DIRT. YOU NEED TO EAT DIRT InORDER TO SAVE THE HUMAn race. You are our last hope. EVERY thing counts on you and your dirt eating. Use space bar to shovel up and eat the dirt. Please please save us, GO DIRT MAN, our hearts and minds are wit you all the way! Press enter to go eat it up
  - Well done you sure taught that dirt a lessin or two, And on top of that it tasted FUCKING sweet! Way to go dude!
- Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
- Hah! You just ate Jesus! Now you're Catholic!
- You ate the ENTIRE BOWL of Uranium-255?!
- SPF-1,000,000.
- She's making your precious food WITH HER FEET!
Is That the Best You Can Do?
- Yes. You Are Already Dead.
- No, but thank you for asking.
- Nah, here comes the boom!
- So far, I've held back.
- Now you're asking for it!
- Lady Upturn, wait! I can do a lot worse!
Is the Answer to This Question "Yes"?
- Possibly yes, probably no.
- No.
- Nes.
- NES.
- Ness.
  - Lucas.
- Depends on the question.
  - Let me enlighten you.
My God, What Have I Done?
- Your Mom.
  - My mother had nothing to do with this!
- A lot of murdering stuff.
  - Murderers, and mad dog stuff.
- Absolutely nothing.
  - Which is what you are about to become!
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
- Jesus Christ, I launched a missile.
- Just killed a man.
  - You've killed two-hundred and fifty-four by my last count. Plus about five hundred men, a few dozen giant spiders, and at least two demons.
  - You've killed a lot of men, Gordon!
- ...I went for the head.
- You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.
  - Been dead, done that!
- You did it. You killed her. You killed her because, finally, when you could have saved her, when you could have gone away with her, when you could have been thinking about her, you were only thinking about yourself.
- You didn’t do anything. Don’t beat yourself up.
- You fool! You let the cat out of the bag!
- You should have asked "My God, what have THEY done?"
- Yay, Squidward! You did nothing!
Remember When You Blew Up a Sun?
- That was the most hilarious day in my life. I'm still not quite sure how the barbie doll and a plate of spaghetti could have done that.
- I'm sorry, but I don't remember any of it. Because you see, the day I blew up the sun might be the most important day in your life, But for Me, It Was Tuesday.
- But the sun is a deadly laser!
- Sun's a lump of coal next to me.
So What Do We Do Now?
- Keep browsing TV Tropes.
- I knew the Missing Steps Plan was a mistake.
- Mow the lawn?
- And now I'll escape on my invisible treadmill. Walking in place, walking in place, walking in place.
  - Do-do-doo, running in place! ^*Litchi: What the fuck?...
- DANCE PARTY!!!
  - "Sorry, Shingo. I'm outta here. The Team Japan comeback was fun."
    "Hmph."
    "Some words of warning: get a life, Shingo! Later."
- Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
  - Do you know and/or understand that Digital Piracy Is Evil?
- Do what you want. I'm going home.
- Now feel free to live out the rest of your life in peace with your family... PSYCH!
- Now? *Laughs* Let's go practice medicine.
- we head for Borerarliarles!
- We saved the world. I say we party.
- I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe.
- Here you are in Backwater, Vermont, with a missing husband and no idea what to do next. It's great. Everything's great.
- Adapt and overcome, kid.
- Gordon, you should take a look at your mini-map to check your current quest objective.
  - I don't have a mini-map, bro.
  - Wha...why not?
The End... Or Is It?
- Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
  - Why's he laughing? What's so funny? I don't get it. Tell me the joke again?
  - He's laughing because it's "the end" in question is that of the world.
- We cannot let this be... the end.
  - Oh yes, we can!
- That's not the end, as you suspected...
- Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.
- There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends.
- That's how it could have ended. But how about this?
- THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END-
  - *STATIC*
- The End of The End can be found at The End of The End.
- I doubt it. We've not had the credits yet.
- Not so fast, Mr. Gordon
- This isn't the end! I invented endings! Why don't people take me seriously?
- The end that does not end. That is Gold Experience Requiem.
- This is the end. Hold your breath and count to ten.
- Wait a minute, I'm the leader, I'll say when it's the end!
  
  It's the end.
- It'll stop any day now...
What Are You in For?
- Everything.
- Child trafficking!
- Often forcing men to eat their own lips, he was eventually caught and imprisoned...for tax evasion.
- Stole a pterodactyl. But it's not like I yelled...
- Sexual assault with a concrete dildo.
- For being dumb enough to let him grab me.
- I took forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And That's Terrible
- You are in the rape rack, for crimes against caring.
- We the people, who are dedicated to protecting and serving the common good, do charge you with trespassing, theft, violence, assault, illegal possession of firearms, and a really crappy attitude!
- Well gee. I wonder... ^{Seconds earlier...}Link: Ladies, say hello to Mr. Penis!
- 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape... and one moving violation.
- Yeah, yeah, I got arrested for killing a bunch of prisoners headed to jail. *KA-POW*
- I tore the tag off a pillow.
- GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER
- Celebrating your eternal damnation.
  - ...that escalated quickly...
- I'm swimming and it clearly says No Swimming! Now I'm polluting!
- The Regime will rise again!
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
- Did you really have to say that?
- In an infinite universe, all things are possible.
- Whatever you didn't want to.
- "SHINJI!" "Dad?" "PILOT THIS ROBOT!" "NO!" "FUCK!"
- The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself… you stupid bitch.
- WE’RE OUT OF COFFEE!
- You must have a really thin grasp on reality...unless, of course, you're suicidal.
What Did I Do Last Night?
- It appears the memory erasure is working. Excellent.
- Everyone.
- You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
- I can't have done anything, I'm a 23 year old who doesn't drink and has no friends.
- I hope whatever we did yesterday didn't involve a heavy meal!
- All I did was take out the cereal and eat a bowl of trash!
What Did You Expect When You Named It ____?
- Someone who would actually spell it "underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore".
  - Ach, Hans, run! It's ___!
- Easy, easy! We don't want to lose any more toes here!
- Oh, I'm sorry, but Operation 'Shinji HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA' was already taken.
- Skynet? Yeah, just another rebellious AI hell-bent on killing humans while also not caring for fellow machines.
What Happened to the Mouse?
- He died because he didn't believe in The Power of Cheese.
  - You mean he had no faith in cheeses?
- *Snap* There he is.
- Ran out of battery power again, hold on...
- He's fine.
- He met the cat.
- He went on to become the mascot of a massively successful entertainment juggernaut and one of the world's most recognizable fictional characters. The Rabbit, on the other hand, fell into relative obscurity.
- Well, there's only one way to find out: a "where are they now"-style end credits montage!
What Is This Thing You Call "Love"?
- Love, noun: An intense feeling of deep affection.
- Is it a 4-letter word you can use in various ways that are mostly positive? Hell yeah.
- Love is a feeling of love.
  - Love and friendship will kill me...reminder that the family.
  - Love, who took the children.
- Love means never having to say you're sorry.
- What is love?
  Oh baby, don't hurt me
  Don't hurt me
  No more
- Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney. Homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.
- Love? Hahahaha! Don't make me laugh! The power of love will take you nowhere.
- Love is the power
  Love is the glory
  Love is the beauty and the joy of spring
  
  Love is the magic
  Love is the story
  Love is the melody we all can sing...
- Love, the protagonist of Fresh Pretty Cure!.
What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
- Heart Is an Awesome Power!
  - We agree.
- Etna and Hanako says it creates a beam powered by the hearts, dood.
- Link, fill up your hearts, so you can throw your sword, with power...
- So lame that it will hinder your growth! The power of heart is the lowest of the low, so why bother having it? You should have used the Power Of Hate instead.
What Measure Is a Non-Cute?
- Six foot.
- It sure ain't Puchuus.
- Things 8 feet aren't cute! That's why my colossal Tammy Tinkle doll was such a failure!
What's a Henway?
- It's a pun on the ambiguity created by "what is" and "what does" having homophonic contractions. Oh sorry, I misunderstood - a hen weighs about 3 pounds.
- A martial arts style based upon chickens.
  - Chicken attaaAAaaaAAAck, chicken attaaaaAAAaaaAAck, watch your back before it fades to black, they might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass!
- Are you sure you don't mean Kenway?
  - Nope. When I said "henway", I meant the word.
What's A Secret Four?
- I don't know, but three of them are dead.
  - Four Is Death
- I am.
- I didn't know that four was a secret.
  - Probably because Four Is Death.
- I thought there were more 'Elite' than anything else...
- Isn't it supposed to be Fantastic?
- Shouldn't they be Heavenly Kings or something?
  - Well sure, if you fancy summoning a demon in the middle of a fighting tournament.
  - They're reviving their master, a god.
- I thought there were six of them...
  - Weren't there seven?
- Wait let me try one. Okay, so this guy was chained up... chains are often used for construction work... the fourth cardinal is at a construction site!
  - What? Don't be stupid. The fourth element is water, so he's in a fountain.
- The New Squidbeak Splatoon's newest recruit.
What the Fu Are You Doing?
- Kung... -fu?
- I'm fully aware of what I'm doing, can't you see?
What the Hell, Costuming Department?
- Terribly sorry. The wardrobe malfunctioned.
- Don't hate the costuming department, hate the actors instead.
What the Hell, Hero?
- I Did What I Had to Do.
  - "ACCIDENT"
- ...It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time.
- I had no choice... I super felt like it.
- Well to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know. But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair, will always be tragically skewed.
- It doesn't even matter now, I'm a fugitive anyway. What do I care? I launched a missile!
- FUYUTSUKI DID IT!
- Tony, there was no other way.
  - Nicely done, Tenno! Defeating Kela in front of her audience will show all the Grineer that there is another way.
- Who said I was a hero?
- Never My Fault.
- I'm... I'm sorry I wasn't there. I'm just... really sorry...
What the Hell, Player?
- Don't be a player hater.
- It's not my fault! The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard!
- I Did What I Had to Do
- Never My Fault
- Don't hate the player, hate The Game.
When Is Purple
- I don't know, but it sounds like the smell of snow.
  - It looks like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tastes yellow, and feels Paisley. It smells like a total eclipse of the moon. Of course, nearer to the tower it gets really weird.
- Last Yesterday. Next Tommorrow.
- This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.
- You can't even purple because you're ugly and you're stupid and you're bad! That's right: you can't even purple!
- That sentence is grammatically illogical.
- Purple is my favourite drink!
Where's My Gun?
- Rifles, semi-autos, what kind?
  - All.
- You got a permit for your gun?
  - I've got your permit right here.
  - Somebody should teach you some manners...!
Where's the Fun in That?
- It's Incredibly Lame Fun.
- The fun isn't in the having, it's in the getting.
- Dios mio...Perhaps victory can be a prison. A possibility I never imagined...
- We don't use the word "fun." We say "engaging," and it might seem like a minor distinction, but it’s an important one for us.
Where's the Kaboom?
- KA-BOOM!
  - Didn't you see the bloody bombs?
- No boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's gotta have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later, BOOM!
- Behind you, because cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up and then walk away.
  - Explosions are fucking sick, dude, why wouldn't you wanna look at one?
- DID SOMEBODY SAY "BOOM?!"
- Unless Every Car Is a Pinto, you'll have none of it.
- Unless your name is Michael Bay, they are non-existent.
- You didn't say "zero".
Where the Hell Is Springfield?
- Somewhere over the rainbow.
  - Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight…
- Oregon.
  - But hey! That's just a theory: A Film Theory! Aaaaaaand, cut!
- ...Uh...can I use a lifeline?
- You're not from around here, are you?
  - Just as much of a tourist as you are, dude.
- She's still at the cafeteria. Did you need her for something, WA2000?
Where Were You Last Night?
- I wrestled a lotta countries.
Which Me?
- Not Other Me. He annoys me.
- Not Evil Me. He scares me.
  - Not Future Me, either.
- Not Past Me. I hate him.
  - PAST ME IS ALWAYS SO TERRIBLE, EVEN WHEN I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED BEING HIM.
- A Darker Me.
- Mini-Me.
- You are. You're the one and only Mi to my one and only Hu.
  - One and only who?
  - Hu. That's my real name.
  - I said "One and only who?"
  - One and only Hu. You're Mi and I'm Hu.
  - This is a waste of my time...
Who Dares?
- Me!
- Oh, crud. Now that you mention it, I think I'll take 'truth' instead.
- Doom dares!
- Triborg dares, foolish one!
- You DARE bring light to my lair? You must die!
  - Been dead, done that!
  - Bizarro REJECT this challenge!
- Yes. Who dares.
  - I asked "Who dares" and you answered "yes"?
  - Yes, "Who" dares.
  - The point of the question is for you to name a person that dares.
  - I did, and that person's name is indeed "Who".
  - Who? I want you to name them!
  - "Who" is the name of the person I was talking about.
  - Pfft. What a bunch of crap...
Who Even Needs a Brain?
- Why need a brain when you can rely on brawn instead?
- Yep. That's Who alright.
  - Wait a sec. Do I have to tell you this again: The point of my question was for you to name a person that even needs a brain!
  - I just did, and the person's name really is Who.
  - Friggin' smartass...
Who Forgot The Lights?
- Turn the lights off!
- Did you?
Who Needs Overtime?
- OVERTIME!?
- He does.
- Work is quite healthy and keeps you alive! Eight hours will do, but with more, you can thrive!
Who Needs Their Whole Body?
- Good question. Legs? Didn't Need Those Anyway!.
- Not Ms. Fortune.
- Well, We Will Not Have Appendixes in the Future.
- Who needs arms with legs like these?
Who's on First?
- Yes.
  - Then tell Yes to come over here!
- Not the pronoun, but a player with the unlikely name of Who, is on first.
  - Well that's just great, Seymour! We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine!
- No, Who's on stage.
  - How should I know who's on stage?
  - I don't know!
  - Third base.
- No, Who's on after Top Gear.
- Téa Leoni, in a bit part.
- No, Hu was on third. Stryker was on first.
- You are.
- I'll do YOU one better: WHY's on first?
- Exactly.
  - How? Exactly was on last.
  - Let's just pretend I didn't say that.
Who's Watching the Store?
- You are. Stupid.
Who's Your Daddy?
- Dad.
- And what does he do?
  - He is Shao Kahn, Ruler of Outworld.
  - He's a cuckoo clock supplier!
- The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns!
  - DADDY'S GONE! DADDY'S GONE! DADDY'S GONE! DADDY'S GONE! DADDY'S GONE! DADDY'S GONE! DADDY'S GONE!
Who Wants to Be "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
- Isn't that question kind of redundant?
Who Wants to Live Forever?
- The Immortality Seeker, of course!
  - Maybe he wants to be a millionaire while he's at it.
- I just wanna live while I'm alive.
- I want to live my life and not to just exist.
  - But Living Forever Is Awesome!
  - Not until you see what happens to Earth in the next 4 to 6 billion years, and the universe in the next 14 or so billion years.
- Living forever sucks. Living forever swallows.
Who Watches the Watchmen?
- The Watchmen watch themselves.
Who Will Bell the Cat?
- I'm not that much of a cat person.
Who Will Take The Kids?
- I kill children as much as I hurt them.
Who Writes This Crap?!
- That Troper does! The hack.
- Those who have gone before.
- You do, boss.
- Studio Gainax.
- Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!
- Since the movie started, this scene is the most retarded.
- This episode is pissing me off, so much stuff is getting skipped over, and there are no explanations for why major plot points are happening right this-
- Mrs. Trellis of North Wales.
- Hajime Yatate.
- Riku Sanjo.
- Yuya Takahashi.
Why Are We Whispering?
- ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ
- WHY WHISPER WHEN WE CAN JUST SCREAM WHILE TALKING?!
Why Are You Not My Son?
- I Hate You, Vampire Dad!
- YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!
- I have more than enough father figures.
Why Can't I Hate You?
- Because I'm a Creator's Pet, honey.
- Because I'm beautiful, baby.
- Because shut up.
- I'm royalty.
- Your hatred is lacking.
Why Couldn't You Save Them?
- They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were. Oh, my little friends... the little man with his racing snail, the Nighthob, even the stupid bat. I couldn't hold onto them. The Nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.
- Save them? Why would I? They already got what was coming to them.
Why Waste a Wedding?
- Come on...I hate to make a mess of MY wedding.
Why Won't You Die?
- First Law of Resurrection, my friend.
- NANOMACHINES, SON!
  - LIFE FIBERS, MY DAUGHTER!
- POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
- Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And... Ideas. Are. Bulletproof!
- I renewed my Joker Immunity and Never Say "Die" insurance - best you can hope for is locking me up for a bit, I'm afraid.
- I have, actually. Hundreds of times. We've done this specific situation plenty of times enough.
- Determination.
  - Ooh. And still that fiery spit of hope. You have the spirit of a true Jedi! And because of that... you must die.
- Heroes never die!^*For a price.
- And that is how to summarize the Stone Wall character trope in competitive play.
- "This is hard enough for me!"
- Because I am made o-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove... Lo-o-o-o-ove... And it's stronger than you...
  - You're not stronger than me, you little runt!
- “I am the main character” replied Dark with snark “now watch me lampshade even more tropes”.
- Sorry, this time I die.
- How? Well, it's quite simple, really. You see, girlie, you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing you didn't account for: my numbers are bigger than yours!
- This is, like, issue one... Or maybe it's another backup or something?
  - I must say I have noticed that. But this time, it's different!
- Steel your heart with the armor of contempt, humankind faces an eternity of war before it, for our enemies are mortal no longer.
- Oh, who is this guy? Liquid Snake?
- I'll never die.
  - Oh shit!
  - I am a freak.
- It's possible I can't die. Same could be said of you. Let's put it to the test.
- Maybe you haven't heard... but this is my show. And it's the kind where nobody dies.
- Spite!
- As long as the public will love me, the Phoeniiix will always be reborn, mop head!
- I, Geras, am a fixed point in time. With every death, I grow stronger.
- AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- You thought I was out of the game, but I'm holding all the cards now.
- Death Is Cheap.
- Been dead, done that!
With Us or Against Us?
- How about "Screw you"?
  - That was your last chance!
- Life is never that simple.
You and What Army?
- The U.S. army.
  - Oh, that's a good army.
- The Salvation Army.
- This army.
- Me. I'm the army.
  - Or, rather, Me, I'm an army.
  - Another case of Me's a Crowd? Aw, hell no.
- Mine, as a matter of fact.
- Er, the British Army, of course.
- This army of six.
  - You mean the witch, the werewolf, the robot samurai, the magical girl, the cat and the incredibly evil ghost? ^*

We have a Hulk.
I am as strong as any army!
The armies which are between my handies and my shoulderies.
Never ask that question...
A wizard and 5 pikemen.
I have the Holy Spirit; the spirit of abysmal despair!
- BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOOOOOOOLY SPIRIT!
I call him "Dillo."
Only the army of the living dead.
*gun cock*
The army of misfit barrels. I told you they weren't just a nightmare!
Hahahahahahahaha! You fool, I have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
As many warriors as the grains of desert sand...
- How about as many as the drops of water needed to form the world's oceans?

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