"I’ve always thought that one of the the great things about physics is that you can add more digits to any number and see what happens and nobody can stop you."What If? is a blog by Randall Munroe, the creator of the Stick Figure Comic xkcd. Updated every week(-ish), he answers off-the-wall reader questions using math, science, and xkcd-style cartoons. Randall has a Twitter feed, @whatifnumbers, of numbers he comes up with while writing the blog. He's also published a book, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, containing several of the more popular answers and some new ones.Not to be confused with the trope What If? or What If?, a Marvel series speculating on changes to the Marvel universe.
— Randall Munroe in "Diamond"
This blog provides examples of the following tropes:
- 20% More Awesome: The first image of "Great Tree, Great Axe", where all the seas in the world are gathered into one.Megan: I'd say the 30% increase in width makes it 20% more brooding and about 9% more majestic.
- Added Alliterative Appeal: The Alt Text of the first image in "Three Wise Men"."several star-struck sages spiral southward"
- The Air Not There: Averted; the presence of air is accounted for when imagining how each scenario would turn out.
- "Relativistic Baseball". The ball, moving at 90% the speed of light, would never even reach the batter, because the ball will undergo nuclear fusion with the air molecules in the atmosphere. The result would be similar to a thermonuclear bomb exploding.
- "Glass Half Empty". There are three glasses, the original water and air one, and two with vacuum and water. If the top half is vacuum, not much would happen other than a loud sound caused by air rushing in into the vacuum. If it were the bottom half, the results would be much more dramatic.
- Later installments that involve something magically disappearing (like in "Vanishing Water") assume that the empty space left is replaced with air, to avoid a "glass half empty" scenario.
- All-Natural Snake Oil: "Europa Water Siphon" discusses about siphoning water from Europa and selling it as bottled water. Randall mentions that although there's no point in this, since water from Europa is just the same as water in Earth, the plan could work with the right marketing.
- Alt Text: The first few entries didn't have any alt text for the images. However, around the time that "Tie Vote" was published, the author started adding xkcd-style jokes and comments to the alt text. He's since gone back and added them to every single image, but these after-the-fact versions are only short descriptions of the image rather than jokes (although some of them are still funny).note
- Anti-Climax: The book ends this way. In the last chapter, "Richter 15", Randall quickly answers the question of what would happen if a magnitude 15 earthquake hit New York (the entire earth would be torn to shreds), then decides that after a book filled with horrific and disturbing scenarios, it seems fair to look at some more benign ones, and starts discussing incidents that would trigger the low end of the Richter scale, such as a penny falling off a dog (magnitude -4). The book ends with a scene of Cueball sitting peaceably against a tree, and the caption:"Sometimes it's nice not to destroy the world for a change."
- Apocalypse How: That's how the articles often tend to end. Scope and severity vary. Lampshaded in "Vanishing Water":"Why can't the questions ever be, like, 'what if I saw a really good movie' or 'what if I adopted a puppy'?"
- Subverted with "Richter 15" from the book, where he explores what events would generate a negative reading on the Richter scale, because "sometimes it's nice not to the destroy the world for a change."
- From the book, the result of making the periodic table out of 1-liter blocks of each element would result in a Class 0, as the transuranic elements would decay and produce a massive nuclear blast, obliterating whatever city the table was in and spreading radioactive material all over the world.
- When "Proton Earth, Electron Moon" is said to result in the most destructive What-If scenario to date, long-time readers know they're in for something special. The final result of said scenario is a black hole with mass equal to the entire known universe.
- As the Good Book Says: Parodied.
- Randall butchers a line from Revelation Chapter 6 in the sixth image of "Great Tree, Great Axe":"And I looked and saw the angel open the second seal, a gigantic woodpecker emerged. The people wailed and cowered in terror as its wings blotted out the Sun."
- Again in the third image of "All the Money", this time butchering 1 Timothy 6:10:Alt Text: Dinosaurs loving money is the root of all evil.
- Randall butchers a line from Revelation Chapter 6 in the sixth image of "Great Tree, Great Axe":
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: "Frozen Rivers" gives us a minor, if amusing, example.Main text: Melting ice takes a lot of energy, but the ice in this scenario would be spread out in thin strands across the country, so it would all melt pretty fast.Footnote : Strangely, solid ice usually melts faster than snow—not only in terms of weight, but in terms of inches melted per day.Footnote : Or centimetres.Footnote : Woah, I can nest footnotes!
Offscreen: OK, did you really pay no attention in chemistry class?Randall: I tried! But there was this really cool bird outside the window.Alt Text: 'It was this huge hawk eating a pigeon!' 'For the whole semester?' 'There were a lot of pigeons around my school.'
- In "Drain the Oceans: Part II", Munroe admits to being a Quicksand Box victim in the alt-text of the eleventh map.This looks like the map for a game where I would ignore the objectives and just sail around.
- Used in "Ink Molecules" to explain why Randall can't remember Avogadro's number.
- In "Drain the Oceans: Part II", Munroe admits to being a Quicksand Box victim in the alt-text of the eleventh map.
- Awesome, but Impractical:
- According to "All the Lightning" from the book, which all but quotes the trope name verbatim:Generating power from lightning is like building a wind farm whose blades are turned by a tornado: <strike>awesome</strike> impractical.
- Hilariously Double Subverted in "Snow Removal". Using a flamethrower to melt snow in front of your car is actually more efficient than using a giant microwave emitter. But it's still hilariously inefficient: you'd make about seventeen feet per gallon of fuel.
- According to "All the Lightning" from the book, which all but quotes the trope name verbatim:
- Baby Planet: Discussed in "Little Planet".
- Bad News in a Good Way: From "Into the Sun":There's some good news: Deep in the Sun, the photons carrying energy around have very short wavelengths—they're mostly a mix of what we'd consider hard and soft X-rays. This means they penetrate your body to various depths, heating your internal organs and also ionizing your DNA, causing irreversible damage before they even start burning you. Looking back, I notice that I started this paragraph with "there's some good news." I don't know why I did that.
- Bad News, Irrelevant News: In "Frozen Rivers":This is another question that turns out even worse than I expected.Image of Randall sitting at his computer desk with questioneer Zoe Cutler behind himZoe: Is there any upside?Randall: I would have an excuse to quote Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze from Batman & Robin constantly!Zoe: Oh no.
- Bait and Switch: In "Bouncy Balls", after noting that a bucket of 3,000 one-inch bouncy balls weighs about as much as a small child, we see a "thought experiment" of a kid being thrown at the hapless test subject, as if the intent is to see the result of the impact of the child and the test subject. Black Hat Guy is, unsurprisingly, the thrower. The test subject catches the child and admonishes the guy throwing the kid. Black Hat Guy then chucks yet another one-inch ball at the test subject.
- Big "NO!": The pilot in this segment doesn't want to fly a Cessna around different planets and moons in our solar system. The rest of the post makes it clear why it's a potentially awesome and very bad idea.Alt Text: i do not want to go to space today
- Bizarre Alien Biology: "Green Cows", or how much food cows would need if they were photosynthetic* .
- Black Humor: Pretty much every one of these involves some way whatever it is could kill you or make something that's really Squick. And it's full of jokes.
- Blunt "Yes": "Train Loop" gives us a Blunt No instead.Gero Walter: Could a high-speed train run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers staying comfortable?
- Then he turns it into a Zig-Zagging Trope by Moving the Goalposts until the answer is less definite.
- "Stirring Tea" has another Blunt No.Will Evans: I was absentmindedly stirring a cup of hot tea, when I got to thinking, "aren't I actually adding kinetic energy into this cup?" I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? Would I be able to boil a cup of water by stirring?
- And again in "Pyramid Energy":Michael Marmol: If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back?
- In the book, one of the "Weird (and Worrying) Questions" sections has someone ask if it's possible to create a tornado by spinning a hammer, like Thor does in the movie. Randall doesn't even bother elaborating on the "NO".
- Even better, Cueball is just standing there facepalming while a woman stands nearby spinning a hammer like an idiot.
- Brick Joke:
- The finale of "Dropping a Mountain" features a surprise callback to "Drain the Oceans: Part II".
- The finale of "Lethal Neutrinos" refers back to the first article, "Relativistic Baseball":Randall: If it's going fast enough, a feather can absolutely knock you over.
Alt Text of last image: Dude, AGAIN? Can you just pitch like a normal person?
- "WWII Films". Near the beginning, it goes off on a tangent about IMDb's tagging system, noting that in addition to this making the site a Browser Narcotic, (direct copy-paste, pothole not included) "many people are using the database to catalog every movie containing a scene that satisfies their particular prurient fascination"; a footnote mentions quicksand enthusiasts as an example. Once the entry gets back on track, near the end it hypothesizes a 10-minute movie about the Anglo-Zanzibar War (which lasted only 38 minutes). The very last image is of someone shooting said movie with a phone camera... and labeling it with a bunch of IMDb plot keywords. The Alt Text extends the list of keywords, and the very last one is "possible victim of quicksand". A double brick in
- "Orbital Speed" compared the speed of the International Space Station to a bullet on a football field; the ISS could cross the field in the time it takes for the bullet to travel 10 yards. note "New Horizons" makes almost the exact same comparison for the titular spacecraft, and an additional comparison for a speeding car; New Horizons reaches the end zone, the bullet wouldn't even make the 10-yard line, and the automotive would have crossed about an inch. note
- Buffy Speak:
- In "Mariana Trench Explosion" the alt text has, over a picture of the affected area from detonating a nuclear bomb underwater to create waves, "a map showing a thing happening in the atlantic ocean and then another thing happening to the east coast of north america".
- In "Tatooine Rainbow" Randall mentions types I and II of the Binary Sun systems, calling them "circumbinary" and "the other kind".
- Bullet Catch: "Catch!" explains that this trope might be possible, provided you shoot the bullet upwards so that the bullet stops mid-air, and have a friend catch it there by flying with a hot-air balloon or something.
- Call Back:
Bilions and Billions served, all of them former solicitor general Ted Olson
- In the course of "Green Cows", Munroe makes up the unit "megayodas" for power, in reference to a previous entry on Yoda's energy output.
- In "Dropping a Mountain", at the entry's most extreme point, Mt. McKinley hits New Netherlands.
- In "Rising Steadily", Danish rises past the giraffes from High Throw.Alt Text: We've been standing here since that last article like five months ago. Why do you do this to us??
- In "Stirring Tea" the last image's Alt Text refers back to "Glass Half Empty". Cueball is sitting at the table with tea all over the room courtesy of stirring it so fast it cavitated.Alt Text: At least the teacup wasn't half empty.
- "Catch!" refers back to Mount Thor, last mentioned in "Free Fall". This by itself isn't a Call Back, but then comes the Alt Text of the relevant image:Oh, never mind, whoever was shooting just fell into the cotton candy pit.
- "Eat The Sun" finishes off with a reference to "2 Undecillion Lawsuit" with the final image, which is an intergalactic Mcdonald's franchise with a sign saying:
- Canada, Eh?: When researching how high up you'd have to be to freeze to death, he finds "The scholarly authorities on freezing to death seem to be, unsurprisingly, Canadians".
- Comically Missing the Point:
- In the first entry, the question is "What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball going 90% the speed of light?" The end result is the complete annihilation of the batter, pitcher, ballpark, and everything within a mile radius. But, for what it's worth:A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered "hit by pitch", and would be eligible to advance to first base.
- The entire point of "Sunless Earth". Since explanations of what would happen if the sun suddenly went out were both plentiful and not particularly interesting (basically, we'd all freeze and die), Randall instead wrote a long list of awesome things that we'd be able to do if the sun wasn't there...mediated, of course, by the fact that we'd all have frozen to death.
- The third image of "Snow Removal" has a guy with three aircraft carriers tied behind his car to power a snow-melting microwave emitter get pulled over by a police car. (Must be the same guy who put a GAU-8 Avenger on top of his car in "Machine Gun Jetpack".)Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Brake light?
Alt Text: Your blinker is on.
- In the first entry, the question is "What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball going 90% the speed of light?" The end result is the complete annihilation of the batter, pitcher, ballpark, and everything within a mile radius. But, for what it's worth:
- Constrained Writing: After being asked what the most inconvenient word to type on an old cellphone would be (it's "nonmonogamous", which makes you hit the "6" key seven times in a row), Randall has some fun with sentences that can only be typed with the left or the right hand (on a standard QWERTY keyboard). He also puts together some sentences that can be typed using only the home row or the top row. He comes up with some very rare sentences (which are also hilarious).(left hand) Ferret sex at great rates Alt Text
(right hand) Buy my puppy milk, LOL
(home row) Galahad has a Flash SSD
(top row) We owe it to you to pepper your puppy
- Crapsack World: #120 consists of snatches of his blog from a horrifying alternate universe, answering questions such as how many spiders the average human is currently swallowing per second, and the need for modern scuba gear to be operable when immersed in blood.
- Deadpan Snarker: Randall frequently applies his peculiar brand of humor to the entries. For example, from "Short Answer Section II":Chad Macziewski: What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds?
Randall: Aerodynamics aside, I'm curious what tactical advantage you're expecting to gain by having the high explosive fly back at you if it misses the target.
Randall: The sky is dark at night  because the Sun is on the other side of the Earth. 
- Another example from "Sunbeam":
- Deconstructed Trope: A lot of the entries do this, carrying an apparently simple question to its most extreme Reality Ensues-style logical conclusion, mostly involving Apocalypse How. An example is "Everybody Jump", a question that's been answered by multiple other places including a ScienceBlogs post. However, while Randall comes to the same conclusion for the basic question ("not a damn thing happens"), he then proceeds to tear into it and prove that it would result in a Planetary/Societal Disruption-grade Apocalypse How because nobody would be able to get home, or eat, and civilization would collapse.
- Don't Try This at Home: Several times. Among the more amusing examples:Before we go any further, I want to emphasize something:
I am not an authority on lightning safety. I am a guy who draws pictures on the internet. I like when things catch fire and explode, which means I do not have your best interests in mind.
— Randall, on this page.disclaimer: i am a cartoonist. if you follow my advice on safety around nuclear materials you probably deserve whatever happens to you. [sic.]
— Alt Text of the third picture on this page.After reading this article, don't try to drive over speed bumps at high speeds. Here are some reasons:
• You could hit and kill someone.
• It can destroy your tires, suspension, and potentially your entire car.
• Have you read any of the other articles on this blog?
— Near the beginning of this page.
- A serious, non-ironic one #81 which discusses firing a bullet in the air and attempting to catch it at its highest point. Specifically, don't try to fire a gun into the air at all — people do this at celebrations in some countries and the falling bullets cause hundreds of injuries and deaths every year.
- In the book, the illustration of someone spraying water at a bullet with the density of a neutron star (on an indestructible plinth, on an indestructible platform, to stop it sinking to the centre of the earth) to create a relatively dense envelope that would make it almost safe to touch has the caption "Do try this at home, and send me the video".
- Dug Too Deep: "Digging Downward" - "What would happen if I dug straight down, at a speed of 1 foot per second? What would kill me first?" The answer concludes with an image of Gandalf confronting the Balrog in Moria.
- Easter Egg: If you remove the dust jacket from the hardback book, you will find a different cover picture, and a map of the world after the oceans have been drained on the inside of the dust jacket.
- Eleventy Zillion: 2 undecillion isn't a made-up number, but it's large enough that if you're trying to sue someone for that much in US dollars, it may as well be, since there's no possible way for them (not even converting the entire Earth's mass to the most expensive thing ever sold) to actually come up with it.
- Emoticon: In "Far-Travelling Objects":Randall: So, exactly how far has the longest-operating centrifuge traveled?
(picture of Cueball shrugging his shoulders)
Alt Text: ¯\(°_o)/¯
- Everything Makes a Mushroom: The Relativistic Baseball produced one.
- Full Moon Silhouette: "Speed Bump" includes an illustration of a car that lifts off the ground and tumbles helplessly against the Moon. The Alt Text says "BREAKING: Child, Unidentified Creature in Bicycle Basket Hit and Killed by Car".
- Gatling Good: "Machine Gun Jetpack" eventually escalates from an AK-47 to a Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30, which if properly set up, can jump mountains.
- Gone Horribly Wrong: The splash image and cover of the book depict a Tyrannosaurus rex being lowered into a Sarlacc pit on a crane, excellently illustrating the tone of the blog. The back cover of the book, under the dust jacket, shows the outcome of this scenario: The T-Rex swings to the side of the pit, bites off its harness, damages the support structure of the crane, and run down the man on the ground. Clever girl.
- A Good Name for a Rock Band: The Alt Text of the third graph in "Steak Drop" reads:a hypersonic steak breaks mach 6 while elsewhere a jam band produces an instrumental album titled 'hypersonic steak 6'
- Guns Akimbo: Invoked in "BB Gun".With all that in mind, let's look at what happens when a crowd of people with BB machine guns try to stop a train. In fact, people have two arms, so let's have them all dual-wield.
- Hard on Soft Science: The first image of "All the Money", after Randall handwaves away how you got all the money in the world by saying A Wizard Did It. The image is of Rob and Megan, with Rob having drawn a pentacle on the floor.Megan: Whatchya doing?
Alt Text: Well, yes, I can see THAT.
- Hide Your Children: In the question asking "What if everyone in the world gathered in one place and jumped at the same time?" He assumes all 7 billion people in the whole world was magically transported to Rhode Island and all jumped (affecting nothing) and wonder why we did that and then trying to make their way home. It conveniently and understandably ignores all the children who would be present but possibly be far from their parents and caregivers (hopefully families were transported together) and millions of babies and disabled people who can't jump.
- Hiroshima as a Unit of Measure:
- The aforementioned "megayodas".
- In "High Throw" he uses giraffes as a unit of heightnote .
- In "Growth Rate" he gives the birth size of the typical baby as a fraction of the diameter of the Death Star's exhaust port (then as a fraction of the length of a womp rat, in the Alt Text of the corresponding image). Multiple Yodas stacked on top of each other are also used.
- The second footnote of "The Constant Groundskeeper" converts 25,000 square meters into other measurement systems; the last one being "5,300 Shrouds of Turin".
- Again in "Blood Alcohol", where Randall compares the volume of a beer can (1 pint = 475 mL) with the volumes of a stadium (250 picostadiums) and the Moon (21.5 yoctomoons).
- Discussed in "All the Lightning" in the book, wherein Munroe remarks on science writers' love of comparing everything to the Hiroshima bomb. Then he mocks it thoroughly in the accompanying footnote (which is transcribed in the trope page's quote page).
- Icarus Allusion:
- "Interplanetary Cessna" talks about how the concept could work on Titan (Saturn's sixth moon, not the mythical giants), and worries about the wings freezing and falling apart. Randall figures engineering could solve the freezing issue, and that the real moral of the Icarus tale was not of the limits of humanity, but of the limits of wax as an adhesive.
- "Into the Sun" claims that Icarus's problem wasn't flying too close to the sun, it was staying near the sun for too long.
- I Fell for Hours: Averted. As demonstrated in "Free Fall" jumping off the tallest sheer cliff in the world would only result in 26 seconds of air time.
- I Lied: The Hair Dryer article promised to stop when half the space was unused.1.875 gigawatts (I lied about stopping).
- Impact Silhouette: Discussed in "Hockey Puck"."If you're like me, when you first saw this question, you might've imagined the puck leaving a cartoon-style hockey-puck-shaped hole. But that's because our intuitions are shaky about how materials react at very high speeds. Instead, a different mental picture might be more accurate: Imagine throwing a ripe tomato—as hard as you can—at a cake."
- Insane Troll Logic: Fermi Estimation can certainly seem like this, but used correctly, it can at least get you in the ballpark of the correct answer.A Mole of Moles: I can pick up a mole (animal) and throw it. Anything I can throw weighs one pound. One pound is one kilogram. The number 602,214,129,000,000,000,000,000 looks about twice as long as a trillion, which means it's about a trillion trillion. I happen to remember that a trillion trillion kilograms is how much a planet weighs. ...if anyone asks, I did not tell you it was ok to do math like this.Paint the Earth: Based on my impressions from walking down the aisles, home improvement stores stock about as many light bulbs as cans of paint. A normal house might have about 20 light bulbs, so let's assume a house needs about 20 gallons of paint. Sure, that sounds about right.
- Instant Gravestone: The end of "Rising Steadily" depicts the unfortunate thought-experiment victim as a steadily-rising gravestone.
- Kitchen Sink Included: In "High Throw" Randall mentions a British javelin thrower named Roald Bradstock who held a random object throwing competition, "in which he threw everything from dead fish to an actual kitchen sink".
- Lightning Can Do Anything: Apparently a computer that is flashing the BIOS will install Microsoft Bob if hit by lightning.
- Literal Metaphor: While explaining why you can't set fire to something with a magnifying glass and moonlight in "Fire From Moonlight", Randall makes a remark about the reason involving "a rabbit hole of optics". Cue image of a literal rabbit hole with a bunch of lenses in it.
- Logical Extreme: Some of the hilarity in the posts comes from the progressively more ridiculous situations the What If? suggests (the ever-so-popular "What if we tried more power?" being one of them). They're plausible in Real Life, just not humanely (and, in some cases, inhumanely) possible.
- Ludicrous Speed: Watch Cueball throw a baseball at relativistic speeds. Watch the entire city be destroyed in a nuclear-level explosion.
- Made of Explodium: A humble water glass in "Glass Half Empty", and perfectly justified by pressure physics.Randall: The lesson: If the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks.
- Major Injury Underreaction: "Dang." In response to having one's arms torn off as a result of grabbing a flagpole while falling from a building.
- Missing Steps Plan:"Pyramid Energy", asking if the energy it took to build the Great Pyramid would be enough to send a mission to the moon and back, uses this in the second image. Said image consists of the pyramid broken down and fed through a box marked "?", then launching a rocket.
- Moving the Goalposts: Done in "Train Loop" in order to allow for an interesting answer (as in, other than "no"). "Could a high-speed train run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers staying comfortable?" becomes (changes bolded) "Could a modified and reinforced high-speed train with a jet engine on top run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers surviving?"
- Also done in "Digging Downward", where the concerns of heat, pressure, and digging process are ignored one by one until the question "has left the realm of physics and become fantasy".
- Mundane Made Awesome: "Microwaves" starts of with Munroe straight-up telling admitting that you can Google the answer to the question, but since he himself has had this happen so many times, he's going to What-If it.
- Mythology Gag: Since the illustrative diagrams are drawn in the same style as xkcd, they sometimes feature guest appearances by characters from there. They also feature allusions to the main webcomic.
- Most obviously, the Black Hat Guy has made several appearances.
- One of the images in "Falling With Helium" is the balloon guy from the beginning of the famous Infinite Canvas xkcd "Click and Drag" (and clicking on him loads that page).
- The Running Gag about "You will not go to space today" is a recycled joke from XKCD's Up Goer Five strip.
- "Star Sand" ends with a picture of Cueball building a sand castle. The Alt Text reads, "Just to be clear, this image does not update every hour."
- "Into the Blue" features a character hell-bent on destroying the Moon, from a previous xkcd strip.
- On the last image of "Stop Jupiter", the tennis ball has Pen 15 on it.
- "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: In "The Constant Groundskeeper", while discussing lawn-cutting speeds:Randall: In 2010, Bobby Cleveland set a world record for the top speed in a riding lawnmower, hitting 96 mph. This record was set as part of a rivalry with the British lawnmower driver Don Wales. 
- One True Love: Deconstructed in "Soul Mates"; a world where everybody could only be happy with one other person would be much lonelier than ours.
- Overly Long Gag:
- Unit cancellation is weird.
- In the "Interplanetary Cessna" entry, each and every one of the 32 result diagrams had an alt text describing the pilot's reactions. Sadly, Randall has removed the image map making alt text for different parts of the image possible (presumably for technical reasons), causing them to be lost; thus, for the sake of posterity, we present all 32 of them here:Sun: [fwoosh]
Jupiter: why did you send me here
Saturn: i'm not sure this is better
Uranus: this planet is the george lucas prequel version of neptune
Neptune: blue is good. stick with blue.
Earth: it's hard to fly on earth because i don't actually know how to fly this thing.
Mars: do we actually have to do this? we have the simulations.
Ganymede: crap, there's no--
Titan: wheeeeee! hmm, it's getting chilly.
Mercury: another one with no atm--
Io: the ugliest solar system body
Moon: ok do we really hav--
Europa: do we have to do all--
Triton: wait can we--
Eris: not ANOTHER one with--
Pluto: ok listen i didn't--
Titania: i didn't sign up for--
Rhea: sign up for--
Oberon: WILL YOU STOP--
Haumea: STOP THIS FOR--
Iapetus: not another--
"Snow White": AAAAAAAA--
Charon: charon made the cut?
Umbriel: i don't even know where--
Ariel: are we almost don--
2002 TC3O2R: this one doesn't even have a name!
Dione: just let me--
Tethys: what are you tr--
Sedna: are you trying to pro--
Ceres: you could have done just 10. you seriously could have done just 10.
- All the different things that don't count as sunsets.
- The first image for "Free Fall" labels the sheer cliff on the side of Mount Thor with "AAAAAAAAAAAAA". The Alt Text for the image?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Overly Long Scream: Both of the Mount Thor images in "Free Fall" have one each in the Alt Text, though the second one is the only one with the obligatory "::gasp::".
- Pinball Scoring: The $2 Undecillion Lawsuit.note Sun's weight in platinum isn't worth that much.
- Plant Aliens: The photosynthetic cows in "Green Cows."
- Pooled Funds: Discussed in "All the Money" as something to do if you summoned all the world's currency. You probably couldn't spend it since the entire human race would be too angry at you for stealing all of their money.
Eventually, they give up, and the unexplained meteorological phenomenon is simply dubbed a “Skrillex Storm”note —because, in the words of one researcher, “It had one hell of a drop.”
- "...switching to Yoda Power probably isn’t worth the trouble—though it would definitely be green."
- (in Alt Text) "What do I have against [the rover] Curiosity? Well, I'm working for the Cat."
- In "Raindrop", examining the effects of a storm releasing all its water on one drop, "Fear reigns supreme as the world fears rain supreme". The final few sentences describe scientists attempting to figure out how the one-drop disaster occurred:
- Rage Against the Author: Inverted in "Dropping a Mountain". Randall gets a little annoyed at Black Hat Guy asking "What if we dropped it from higher up?"
- Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: Invoked in "BB Gun" (Alt Text of second image).
- Reality Ensues: A segment asked if you swam in a spent fuel pool of a nuclear facility, how deep would you have to dive to suffer fatal radiation poisoning? After the physics filled conjecture suggesting that you'd be pretty safe as long as you stayed away from the casks, Randall then asks a real life friend who works at a research reactor what would happen if he tried to swim in their pool.Friend's response: "In our reactor? You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds."
- Recoil Boost: "Machine Gun Jetpack" provides the page picture and is Exactly What It Says on the Tin: how much gun do you need to launch yourself into the air? It turns out that an AK47 has a higher thrust-to-weight ratio than the Saturn V rocket, though bringing more than 250 rounds of ammunition would not work well, that putting a GAU-8 Avenger (the tank-killing Gatling gun on an A-10 Thunderbolt ground attack plane) on top of a car would let you break the interstate speed limit in three seconds, and that a Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30 could jump mountains if set up properly.
- Relax-o-Vision: "Blood Alcohol" featured drawings of squirrels instead of people coughing up blood.
- Rhetorical Question Blunder: Randall does this to himself in Saliva Pool:But it would all be worth it, because at the end of it all, you'd have an Olympic-size swimming pool full of saliva. And isn't that, deep down, all any of us really want?note
- Rick Roll: Inverted: Randall ends "Lava Lamp", which had a lot of links to volcano videos, with one final link, which he says is the music video for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" but is actually another cool volcano video.
- Ridiculous Future Sequelisation: "Twitter Timeline Height" considered the prospect of twenty-six The Land Before Time sequels.
- Robot War: More or less deconstructed in "Robot Apocalypse": Robots with present technology would pose little threat due to their considerable limitations, with the partial exception of advanced cars. They would be able to cause a nuclear holocaust, but would be unlikely to do so, as the EMPs caused by such an event would destroy them as well.
- Running Gag:
- "You will not go to space today."
- "What if we tried more power?" Used seven times.
- Wikipedia's "" is frequently borrowed to be placed next to obvious statements, or obviously silly statements, or as a bit of Self-Deprecation (see below). But later on (#47 was the first), it's also linked to other kinds of citations or things that sound like "citation". Lampshaded in "Into the Blue":Pop-up note: I was so tempted to vandalize this article to put a  after every claim that the night sky was dark.
- From the book: "...I need to know by Friday." As a non-answer to some of the unanswered questions. Here's one of said unanswered questions, just to convey the impression:"What is the total nutritional value (calories, fat, vitamins, minerals, etc.) of the average human body?"
- Illustrations of very large things, like the earth, with the caption, "Actual Size".
- Russian Guy Suffers Most: Mentioned when imagining the consequences of Earth's axis being moved 90 degrees:Moscow is extremely hot and very dry, with a climate somewhere between our Phoenix and our Baghdad. Russians, who have been surviving in Russia for centuries, shrug with resignation.
- Screaming at Squick: Randall's reaction to searching up "star-nosed mole" in A Mole of Moles:BLEEAUGH
- Self-Deprecation: From "A Mole of Moles":Randall: I can pick up a mole (animal) and throw it.
- Serial Escalation:
- A recurring theme, frequently after the question is answered as asked, Black Hat Guy comes in and asks some variation of, "What if we did more?" Several times. Any topic that can be pushed to extremes (that isn't already) will be pushed to those extremes and then some.
- Another excuse for this has been a cat stepping on the keyboard, adding a few dozen extra zeroes to a quantity of TNT detonated in the Marianas Trench.Randall: Stupid cat.
- "Dropping a Mountain" shows why this doesn't work in real life. After a series of Up To Elevens where Mount McKinley is lifted and dropped from increasing heights, it is taken to the edge of Earth's gravitational well, the highest point an object could fall from, and hits Alaska at 10 km/s. The Black Hat Guy asks to drop it from even higher, which fails because Earth no longer has enough gravitational force to overcome that of other bodies in the solar system. Randall even hangs a lampshade on it.Black Hat Guy: What if we dropped it from higher up?
Randall: Oh. You again.
Alt Text: I see where this is going.
Randall: And that's that. We've dropped the mountain from as high as it can be dropped, and I hope John-Clark is proud of the resulting devastation. Thanks for reading, and—
- The second time Black Hat Guy says it, the alt text is "Fine, but put your hat under it, first." Then, near the end:
BHG: What if we dropped it from higher up?
Alt Text: I'M BACK
Randall: No, that doesn't actually make sense. The Earth's gravitational pull doesn't—
BHG: What if we dropped it from higher up?
Alt Text: I DIDN'T DIE WHEN THE MOUNTAIN FELL
Randall: Dropping it from higher up won't do anything; there won't be enough force pulling it toward the—
BHG: What if we dropped it from higher up?
Alt Text: I WILL NEVER DIE
Randall: Ok. Fine. You win. We'll try it.
- "Cornstarch". The kick key phrase in the question is 'unpleasant things', so the author continues to assume that the person performing the experiment is having fun (and has an infinite amount of spare time and cornstarch), even after the oobleck blocks the drains, overflows the sink, fills the tester's home, blows out a window, and causes the tester to be dumped out onto the lawn in the resultant flood. But if the tester honestly enjoyed spending several months and several hundred thousand dollars making oobleck and destroying their home until the authorities shut off the water supply, technically no unpleasant things happened.
- Sequel Hook: From "Free Fall", Randall decides that people jumping off a cliff land in a pit of cotton candy, then wonders in a parenthetical if that would work.
- Occasional jokes involving the  meme spawned by Wikipedia.
- The Alt Text for the third image of "Supersonic Stereo": "My cabbages!"
- "Go West" borrows its name from the song by Village People, and the Alt Text for the second image reads, "cars drive west, every one driven by someone with that song in their head".
- From "Train Loop":
- The second image has the locomotive going "I think I can, I think I can," and the Alt Text lampshades it with "the little engine that let everyone down".
- Alt Text for the fourth image: "i will diminish, and go into the west, and remain a train"
- To TheOregonTrail in the final image of "Frozen Rivers".
- "You lost 3 family members and 2 oxen fording the river! I mean, you didn't lose them. They're right there. But they're definitely not going anywhere."
- To Minecraft in the fourth image of "Dropping a Mountain".
- "Signs of Life" contains the sentence "Wait for nightfall." followed by a footnote that, instead of containing a citation, references the classic SF story "Nightfall" by Isaac Asimov.
- The Alt Text for the eighth image of "Little Planet" reads, "This is KSP on nightmare mode."
- The Alt Text of the second image of "Lethal Neutrinos" refers to the kerfuffle over neutrinos traveling faster than light, which later turned out to be an equipment screwup."Hey, these ones arrived faster than light! Wait, no."
- "Growth Rate":
- The first paragraph and its image compare the birth length of the average human baby to the Death Star's exhaust port and a womp rat. He later compares the ensuing rapidly growing baby to the heights of Yoda and Darth Vader.
- To Air Bud in the Alt Text of the thirteenth image:"What do you mean 'against the rules'? Your team has a freakin' golden retriever!"
- "Longest Sunset":
- There's one to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in the Alt Text of the third image. Appropriate, since it's the 42nd post.
- Also, another one to Minecraft in the sixth, this time the image itself.
- "Vanishing Water"
- The Alt Text to the third image is another Air Bud ref.
- The fourth image is another Hitchhikers ref.
- The first footnote in "Lunar Swimming":"Inertia is a property of matter independent of gravity.
- In "Stairs", the first image's Alt Text:
- The last line of "Tug of War":"In the end, trying to develop stronger ropes leads only to greater danger to everyone, both participants and bystanders. In the ultimate game of tug-of-war ... the only winning move is not to pull.
- The article also mentions a footnote pointing out that "People often play tug-of-war with their dogs. Going by weight alone, 30 humans would probably be about evenly matched against 101 Dalmatians."
- The third image in "Extreme Boating" shouts out to Jaws.
- "Sunbeam" has Shout-Outs/Take Thats to Twilight and its two sequels.
- One of the charts in "Niagara Straw" shows the rating "very yes".
- Shown Their Work: Literally. Randall Munroe usually walks readers through any math involved in his answers and cites sources for data.
- Square/Cube Law: Used in "Growth Rate" to explain why nine-plus meter people can't actually live.
- Star Scraper: Randall explores a billion story building that one 4-year old suggested. It extends about ten times past the orbit of the Moon.
- Take That:
- When trying to fill the most expensive shoebox, Randall notes that it's difficult to get a handle on the value of diamonds because "<s>the entire industry was built on a scam</s> the gemstone market is complicated".
- Randall frequently appends obvious statements with a superscripted "" in a dig at Wikipedia's somewhat spurious notability standards.
- In "Sunbeam" Randall mentions that if you were standing on Earth's dark side when the eponymous sunbeam is hitting Earth, you would die from twilight (i.e. the radiations and x-rays coming from the horizon). Cue image of the DVD cover of Twilight (2008).
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: "What if we tried more power?"
- Three-Laws Compliant: Parodied by mashing them up with Three Laws of Thermodynamics in "Fire From Moonlight".Cueball: The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that a robot must not increase entropy, unless this conflicts with the First Law.
Ponytail: Close enough.
Alt Text: The First Law of Thermodynamics states that a robot must not harm a human being, unless not doing so would lead to an increase in entropy.
- Time Abyss: "Twitter" deals with some truly mind-bogglingly large lengths of time.
- Tim Taylor Technology: A number of the questions get MythBusters-esque answers amounting to "What would happen? Not very much. But that's no fun, let's ramp up the power until something crazy happens!"
- Tradesnark™: In "Expensive Shoebox", Randall refers to a particular well-known image editing software as Adobe®©™ Photoshop®©™ CS®™ 5™.
- The Triple: The first image of "Free Fall" labels the parts of Mount Thor with "East Slope", "Summit", and "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" (pointing at the sheer cliff).
- Up to Eleven: The Hair Dryer. 11 petawatts, that is.
- Visual Pun:
- The third image on "The Constant Groundskeeper" shows a cougar chasing a guy riding a John Deere riding mower. Explained by the Alt Text:"A cougar chasing down a deere."
- "Flyover States" in the book includes a slightly difficult-to-decipher visual pun right before a reveal: a drum rolling down a hill.
- The third image on "The Constant Groundskeeper" shows a cougar chasing a guy riding a John Deere riding mower. Explained by the Alt Text:
- Wave Motion Gun: The whole point of "Sunbeam"; all of the Sun's output of visible light were concentrated into a laser-like light with a diameter of 1 meter hitting Earth, reducing it into a charred husk.
- What Are Records?: Footnote 6 in "Far-Traveling Objects" alludes to a future incarnation of this trope.If you're reading this in the future, hard drive platters were these things that ... oh, never mind, it's not important.
- Wiki Walk: In "WWII Films", Randall tells us about IMDb tags.Randall: To find other strange combinations, try clicking on a tag, then scrolling down to the "Refine by Keyword" section at the column on the right. Have fun.
Image caption: SIX HOURS LATER... *click click click*
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Averted, if you know where to look. The cover shows a Tyrannosaurus Rex being suspended over Scarlacc Pit. The resolution of that is on the back cover, under the book jacket.
- Worth It:
- According to "Extreme Boating", exposure to the inexplicable "third sound" is worth a horrible death in a sea of liquid helium. Literal in the Alt Text.
- Also worth it: hiring 40 billion planets' worth of lawyers for a thousand generations to get out of a $2 undecillion lawsuit, because the fees would still be less than the suit.
"Some interesting physical effects would destroy it" summarizes the answers to a large percentage of questions submitted to this blog. (Tungsten Countertop, footnote #2)