"Dealing with trained operatives is like playing Chess with a master. Dealing with criminals, on the other hand, is like playing Checkers with a 3-year-old: They like to change the rules."Stock Phrase uttered in response to You Said You Would Let Them Go or a similar expression of shock at a broken promise of lenience or forgiveness. Spoken by the villain (or a particularly unmerciful hero) just before killing the hostage, blowing up the Doomed Hometown, using the Doomsday Device, or some other act of merciless badness. Sometimes spoken just after, with a smirk and a smoking gun. Generally speaking, anyone who says this is lining up that puppy between the goal posts or even about to perform their defining act of depravity and has, in any case, revealed their cruelest colors. Expect them to rub it in with Evil Gloating, asking the heroes "Did you actually believe me when I said..." For some reason, this often seems to take the heroes by surprise, even when the speaker has an extensive history of villainy. This is most likely because, Villains Never Lie. Sometimes used by a former bad guy who's made a Heel–Face Turn - made the offer to rejoin Team Evil, they calmly accept, or perhaps pretend to seriously contemplate the offer, shocking any listening heroes, and about three seconds later proceed to kick ass on the side of good, taking everybody by surprise. The bad guy looks up at them and protests, "You said you're on our side!" The former bad guy says, "Yeah. I lied." Usually said with dripping irony, which tends to fall a little flat if the speaker doesn't at least put a new spin on the phrase. May be accompanied by a Lying Finger Cross. Compare Empty Promise and Blatant Lies, and contrast Villains Never Lie. Also contrast Exact Words, where the liar actually has a good excuse for lying. Also see Schmuck Bait, where the liar doesn't even have to talk.
— Burn Notice, "Rough Seas"
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- There is a rather lengthy social ad, where an unremarkable young man talks about the importance of driving carefully. He tells (with appropriate visuals) how he learned, how at first he was tempted to break the rules now and then, how he had a few close shaves. With time and experience he became a better driver, later he taught his girlfriend to drive, she had similar temptations early on, but learned to resist them. He tells how they married, had children, and what happy family they have. He ends his story with: "Now that you've seen that, I hope you understand that you too should drive carefully. Oh, and I lied. I didn't pass that truck. And none of the rest happened." And fades away.
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- InuYasha has an example with Shiori; her grandfather Taigokumaru, a malevolent bat demon, stated that he would stop attacking her village if she gave herself up to him and powered their Deflector Shield, only to immediately attack said village the following night. He even mocks the villagers for actually believing he would honor a deal with humans.
- In the Black Butler final episode, we have a Villain Protagonist becoming slightly less villainous sharing this exchange with his Affably Evil demon butler, causing a bit of a Tear Jerker as Sebastian jumps into the Thames to recover Ciel.
Sebastian: You said you would live till then.Ciel: ...I lied.
- Fate/Zero - Lord Kayneth is given a geas, in which it states that he and his wife shall not be harmed by Kiritsugu in any way should he accept the conditions, which is to have his Servant commit suicide. Lord Kayneth, which was dealt a grievous wound in a former battle, accepts. After the death of his Servant, Lord Kayneth and his wife are shot dead by Maiya, a henchman of Kiritsugu.
- While it's not the exact phrase, similar things are naturally said countless times in Liar Game, both when the villains reveal that they were just manipulating the good guys, and when the good guys pull a fast one over the villains. Commonly said in the form "This is the Liar Game; it's a game where you lie."
- After the heroes of Monster Rancher give themselves up for a hostage, Pixie goes so far as to say that she never keeps her promises.
- In Naruto Madara Uchiha says that the main reason he is capturing the tailed beasts is because his ultimate plan will bring about world peace. Naruto confronts him and says he really only wants power. Madara simply laughs and tells him he's right.
- As of Bleach chapter 414, we found out that the ever Affably Evil Gin Ichimaru lied about his Bankai in his amazingly simple watch-and-wait ploy to kill Big Bad Aizen. Did we mention that he has probably been plotting this for over a CENTURY and broke the Explaining Your Power to the Enemy rule, as well as being in complete violation of the Big Bad's Complexity Addiction?
- Aizen spent at least as long telling the rest of the soul society that his Zanpakuto just dazzled opponents with pretty reflections.
- Late in Gundam X, Garrod threatens to destroy the Space Revolutionary Army's colony laser unless they return the kidnapped Tifa. He blows it up anyway; Garrod is The Hero and there's no way he'd let such a powerful weapon remain in the hands of belligerents who want to destroy the Earth.
- Rare heroic (and tear-jerking) example in Puella Magi Madoka Magica, when in a previous timeline, Madoka and Homura are lying side-by-side, having defeated Walpurgis Night but, due to not having any Grief Seeds left, about to become witches themselves thanks to The Corruption... when Madoka suddenly produces a single Grief Seed with which she cleanses Homura's Soul Gem. Then asks Homura to Mercy Kill her.
Homura: You said you didn't have any Grief Seeds left!Madoka: I lied.
- In Fullmetal Alchemist, Riza Hawkeye says this to Envy as she shoots him - after she rooted him out by claiming that she and Colonel Roy Mustang, the latter of whom Envy disguised himself as, were on a First Name Basis.
- In the last chapter, Greed is about to be absorbed into Father, and wants to cut Ling Yao's soul loose so that Ling, at least, isn't sucked up into it as well. Ling argues that they should fight Father's pull together, and Greed appears to agree, before sucker punching Ling and setting him loose. Ling protests that Greed said he never lies, to which Greed responds: "That was my first, and last, lie. If you're going to be Emperor one day, you have to stop being so gullible."
- Pokémon: The First Movie: Giovanni's response to Mewtwo when the latter confronts the former's early declaration that they were equal partners. Not surprisingly, Mewtwo is royally pissed at the betrayal and decides to blow the joint - figuratively and literally.
- In the Virtual Nightmare Arc, after the Big Five have stolen Tristan's body, they duel Yugi and Joey, wagering it against theirs. After the heroes are victorious and Yugi demands they return it, Lector (who's directing it at the moment) tells them, "You must have mistaken me for someone who keeps his word." (All five of them try to attack the heroes physically then, but Noah stops them.)
- In the dub of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Leo convinces Luna, Tanner, and Yanagi to seek help from Akiza and the Arcadia Movement. Sayer, the movement's leader, invites them in under the pretense of helping them face the Dark Signer threat. In reality, he only wanted to see if Leo had any potential as a Psychic Duelist like he believed her sister did. When Leo wakes up, leg chained to the ground in preparation for a psychic duel test, he questions why Sayer isn't going about what he promised to do. Sayer's response?
- The catchphrase of the main character of Itsuwaribito, it's basically the whole point of the manga.
- Played for laughs in one of the Beach Episodes of Azumanga Daioh. Tomo changes into her bathing suit to hit the beach as soon the gang arrives at the beach house despite having suggested the trip so they could study for exams. When called out on it, she pauses, then invokes the trope by name, much to Chiyo's dismay. What makes it especially funny is the long Beat that suggests she was actually trying to think of an excuse, but couldn't.
- Served with extra narm sauce in the Chick Tract "First Bite":
Warlock: Master! Why did you tell us that Igor was the Promised One?Satan: I... uh... I lied! Because that's what I do! Get over it!
- Almost word for word from The Joker in the famous "Laughing Fish" story:
Joker: I'm a notorious liar.
- Jason Todd's mother tells this to him after selling him out to the Joker.
- The second issue of the four part miniseries that started Sonic the Hedgehog has Robotnik doing this to Sally when she meets with him to bargain for his father's life. As it turns out, Sally had anticipated this and the real plan was to get an analysis of the roboticizer. This plan was screwed up when Sonic rescued her because Sally didn't bother to tell anyone besides Rotor the plan.
- In the Judge Dredd story arc that revives Judge Death, the other three Dark Judges tell this to the poor fool they coerced into freeing Judge Death on the promise that they'd let his wife go: "WE LIED!"
- Used by the authorities in Young Justice, after they had promised Red Tornado and his wife that they'd let him off for acting out against a court order separating him from his daughter.
- In Sin City: The Big Fat Kill, Becky was promised to be allowed to live after she ratted out the Old Town Girls. Manute, the Big Bad of the story never says these words but considering he made the promise and then had Becky killed anyway...
- In The Books of Magic we get a rare protagonist example.
You killed him.No. I lied to him. Then I killed him.
- A variation in Iron Man, when Dr Octopus, who's been holding the city hostage with a supposed bomb, uses it with a subversion of Exact Words when telling Tony it's not really a bomb at all.
Dr. Octopus: It's a device. I always called it a device.Iron Man: No ... you said bomb ... you said ...Dr. Octopus: Who cares? I lied. Cheat to win, Stark.
- Used word for word by Shrapnel after he takes false information from an Autobot traitor and proceeds to fry him in Marvel's Transformers.
- One case where this Trope actually saved a man's life: In a Spider-Man comic, the Scorpion was hired by Justin Hammer to kidnap General Debevick, an Army Intelligence Officer at a ceremony. Spidey intervened, but it looked like Scorpion would get away with his hostage, until he found out Lance Bannon was taking some great photos of the fight, meaning the fight was helping J. Jonah Jameson (a guy the Scorpion absolutely hated). He changed his mind, and said he would kill Debevick unless Jameson surrendered to him in an hour. Jameson refused to cooperate (mostly because he had been kidnapped and replaced by the Chameleon during this time) but when the hour was up, the Scorpion changed his mind again, and bolted, taking Debevick with him, leading to this:
Debevick: But you said you'd kill me!Scorpion: Seriously, General, I wear a tail, I call myself the Scorpion, do you really expect a guy like me to tell the truth??
- ...and as a result, Spidey was able to rescue the General later.
- In the Superman / Silver Surfer crossover, The Impossible Man calls out Mxyzptlk for hurting people when they'd agreed not to hurt anyone. Mxy shrugs and says with a smarmy grin that he lied. This presses Impossible Man's Berserk Button, which Mxy laughs off.
- The My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfic Legends of Equestria sees Princess Celestia utilize this to defeat Nightmare Moon, since the Elements of Harmony could only be used by her and Luna together.
Luna/Nightmare Moon: Celestia! You said we would fix this, make things right again!Celestia: I’m afraid I lied to you, sister. It’s what those of us that are willing to do whatever it takes to protect this kingdom do sometimes. I could not allow you to destroy everything that I have worked to create. I should have known from the start that you lacked the resolve to see our task through to its end.
- Advice And Trust: After kissing Shinji, Asuka confessed that she wanted to kiss him because she liked him. When he complained that wasn't what she said before, she replied: "I lied."
Shinji: "You just said you wanted to kiss me because you were bored!"
Asuka:: "I lied."
- In Mega Man Reawakened, Wily lies to Lex Loath about giving him a robot army, leaving him a million Zennies poorer and in jail.
- In My Child, the demon Xaphan tells Levi that if he makes a deal with him for something, then he'll still get ten years of life before Xaphan claims his soul for good. Levi retorts that he's lying and refuses to make the deal. Levi is forced to finally sell his soul to the demon in exchange for his newborn child's life, and is thinking about how to make the best use of the next ten years when this happens:
Xaphan: Yes, about that...You were absolutely right, Corporal - every word out of my mouth is a lie. (rips Levi's soul out and drags him to hell)
- Rosario Vampire: Brightest Darkness Act II: Miyabi forces Mizore to have sex with him, claiming he will spare Mizore's mother if she does so. As soon as he's finished and leaves a broken Mizore alone, he orders his soldiers to have Tsurara executed.
- In Shadowchasers Ascension, Ophelia duels Rule-of-Three on the condition he'll release the captive Penelope and Red Feather if he loses. When he does lose, he assumes his true form and this Trope is played out:
Rule-of-Three: Well, let’s see… I could honor my side of the bargain, which would make Jalie and my master very angry… Or I could renege on it, which would make them quite pleased… Tough decision… (Starts to assume his true form.) Oh, who am I kidding? It’s an incredibly easy decision!Penelope: That dirty bastard...Rule-of-Three: There are three rules to dealing with demons, like me… One, always get payment in advance. Two, always watch your back. And the third rule is… (Transformation is now complete.) Well, the third rule is, just don’t make deals with them at all! They tend to lie!
Lorelei: You were stalling? You knew Rule-of-Three was lying?Ophelia: Oh please, it couldn’t have been more obvious if his pants were on fire.
- Unfortunately for him, at that second, Dante and Jeb rush in and have their swords at his throat. Leading to this:
- Quicken: When Emma reminds thug Lao that he promised that he'd let her go, he shrugs and replies that he lied.
Emma: Y-y-you promised. You s-s-said that – that you would let me go after – after she was done.
Lao: Guess I lied, ginger.
- In Sister Act, on allowing Deloris to stay in the convent:
Reverend Mother:That is not a person you can hide. That is a conspicuous person, designed to stick out.Monsignor O'Hara: You took a vow of hospitality for all in need.Reverend Mother: I lied.
- Spoken by John Matrix in Commando, a rare heroic version:
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?Sully: Yes. That's right Matrix, you did!Matrix: I lied. (Drops Sully to his death)Cindy: Where's Sully?Matrix: I let him go.
Ted Kennedy: Remember when I said I'd kill you last?Arnold Schwarzenegger: No! I don't rem- Ohh! You're doing a line from my movie!Kennedy: I lied.Arnold: I know how it goes![Kennedy drops Schwarzenegger to his death (with him screaming "You suck")]
- Homaged by Pegasus and Bakura in Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series.
- World of Warcraft pays homage to this with Lieutenant General Adorov in the Ruins of Ahn'Qiraj before the General Rajaxx fight. Interestingly enough, given the way the fight works- waves of enemies will come at you and Adorov until you face Rajaxx himself- you will have to kill Rajaxx last if you're doing it normally.
- Also parodied in Robot Chicken:
- Damodar says the exact line in the Dungeons & Dragons movie. Most of the audience saw it coming from around the opening credits.
- When Sheriff Bart confronts Hedy ("That's Hedley!") Lamarr at the climax of Blazing Saddles and draws a gun on him, Hedley protests that he is unarmed, leading Bart to throw down his gun to settle things with Good Old Fisticuffs. Hedley then mentions that wait, he is armed and reveals a Derringer in his coat, but Bart retrieves his gun and shoots Lamarr in the crotch.
- In Inkheart, the Big Bad Capricorn lies — a lot — in order to get people to do what he wants, and such gets one of these in about every scene he's in, in addition to being honestly baffled that people are surprised. At one point, he lies about having lied.
- In Masters of the Universe, Skeletor won. He got He-Man to surrender, give up his sword, let himself be tortured, because he left He-Man's friends back on Earth. Said friends found their way back to Eternia and attacked Skeletor's forces, and when they attacked back He-Man shouts that Skeletor promised not to hurt them. The weird thing here is that technically, Skeletor did honor his part and his forces are actually defending themselves. However, Skeletor is drunk with power at this point so fulfilled this trope just to fulfill it. (He's evil). Which galvanizes He-Man to kill him. Whups!
- Used by Gary Oldman's character in Air Force One:
Grace Marshall: You said you were gonna release us.Ivan Korshunov: Forgive me, I lied.
- From a deleted scene of Back to the Future Part III:
Buford: Now, I'm warning you Marshal, I'm here on a personal matter, if you want to live to see your boy grow up, you'll ride out of here for a few hours and leave me be.Strickland: Let's go, boy.[Buford shoots Strickland anyway]Strickland's Son: PA!!Buford: I lied, Marshal!
- In Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, the Arnie Terminator pretends he'll let Katherine Brewster go if she tells him where John Connor is before admitting he lied, showing the epononymous machine has become ridiculously human enough to lie (he's been expanded with psychology routines). Or to reference his old movies.
- Invoked by Overdog, played by Michael Ironside in Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone to Nicki (played by a young Molly Ringwald).
Overdog: You have a very enviable life force, a life force you're going to share with me.Nicki: But... you said if I made it through, I'm free.Overdog: (with a Slasher Smile) I lied, nobody goes free!
- In Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Lando Calrissian of Cloud City makes a deal with Darth Vader, and it kept getting worse all the time. It worked out in the end, and the Expanded Universe makes it clear that if he had refused, Cloud City would have been attacked and destroyed. There are two exchanges that reflect this trope, though neither actually say "I lied."
Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!Vader: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?Lando: ...No.
Darth Vader: Calrissian. Take the princess and the Wookiee to my ship.Lando: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision.
- There's also the scene from A New Hope where Leia bluffs about the location of the rebel base and Tarkin immediately orders the destruction of her home planet, telling her she is "far too trusting". On the other hand, Tarkin said he would blow up Alderaan if she did not tell him the base's location. He never said that he would not blow up Alderaan if Leia did tell him the location.
- Reversed a few minutes later when Tarkin is absolutely shocked to learn Leia lied about that location. Vader responds with "I told you she would never consciously betray the rebellion, unless she thought she could destroy us in the process". Given what he had done earlier, he should've known that was coming.
- Well, there was a Rebel base there. Just not an active one.
- Also, in the Expanded Universe, Vergere. "When will you learn that everything I tell you is a lie?" Vergere's more of a Trickster Mentor than anything else (at least, until Legacy of the Force retconed her into a Sith.)
- Face it, "From a Certain Point of View" is just Jedi for "I lied".
- The Mask: "You said you wouldn't hurt him!" followed by the obligatory smug "I lied".
- Gollum/Sméagol does this in the film version of Return of the King. The variation here is the Split Personality. Frodo always knew that "Gollum" couldn't be trusted, but he thought that "Sméagol" would keep his word to obey him. When Sméagol turns on Frodo near the end, they have this exchange:
Frodo: But you swore! You swore on the precious! Sméagol promised!
Gollum: Sméagol lied.
- Heathers: J.D. tells Veronica that using "ich luge" bullets will only pierce the skin of the jocks, not kill them. "Ich lüge" is German for "I'm lying."
- Used by the good guy in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock:
Kirk: Help us or die!Maltz: I do not deserve to live.Kirk: Fine. I'll kill you later.(later)Maltz: Wait. You said you would kill me.Kirk:: I lied.
- Worth pointing out, in a nerdy way, that from the Klingon perspective, this makes Kirk very much a villain. It's considered a great deal of dishonor for a Klingon to be captured alive rather than killed in battle.
- In the film Freejack, Mick Jagger gets the very last line in the film, when asked by Emilio Estevez about his sudden change of loyalties. It is delivered with such scenery chewing glee that it may be the Platonic Ideal of I Lied.
Vacendak: I LIED!
- In Demon Knight, The Collector says this directly to one character just before he is Rewarded as a Traitor Deserves.
- A somewhat more meta-example: Scary Movie's tagline was "No Mercy. No Shame. No Sequel." When Scary Movie 2 came out, their tagline was: "We lied."
- In The Heat after Ashburn takes one out of Mullins' book and shoots a drug lord in the crotch, Mullins reveals that she never had any bullets in the gun during her groin Russian Roulette on a perp earlier.
- A lighter version occurs in the comedy Water (1985). After Granola Girl Pamela Weintraub states her opposition to Spenco exploiting the island's mineral water, Governor Baxter Thwaites threatens to have her deported as an undesirable alien. Being taken hostage together makes them realise it's all Belligerent Sexual Tension.
Pamela: You said I was an undesirable alien.Baxter: I lied. (start smooching)
- Lock Up: Warden Drumgoole promises one of Frank's friends a reduced sentence if he'll betray him at the right moment. When he does, he declares that they "don't make deals with prisoners", and has him thrown back into genpop.
- In Interstellar, when Murphy asks the dying Professor about his gravitational theory midway through the film, he confesses that he faked them to keep everybody from worrying about the future. "I lied. I lied, Cooper."
- While not outright said, an example does happen in The Mummy (1999), the heroes get cornered by a mob of Imhotep's followers. Imhotep offers (through Beni translating for him) that if Evey comes with him (to be sacrificed), he will spare her friends. They accept the offer, believing that Rick, Johnathan and Ardeth Bay, will live to fight the day after so that they can rescue her later. Unfortunately, once she's in hand, Imhotep orders in ancient Egyptian to his followers to kill the rest of them.
- Played for Laughs in the original Fright Night:
Charley Brewster: C'mon, you just said you believe in vampires!
- In A Brother's Price Jerin pulls this on the villains, justifying it by pointing out that if he were more honest than them, he would be at a disadvantage, and he prefers to "meet people at their level".
- An Elf attempts this on Magrat in Lords and Ladies. However, she was one step ahead and A) was wearing armor under her wedding dress and B) tricked one of them into opening a box containing Greebo.
- In The Thrawn Trilogy, Grand Admiral Thrawn speaks to ex-Imperial-agent Mara Jade about the location of the long-lost Katana fleet; she doesn't know, but her current boss does. Thrawn tells her that she has a few days to go get the coordinates and lets her get back to her ship and rendezvous with her boss, but he plants a tracking device on her, shows up just after she does, and captures him. Mara is furious, and this incident is what turns her against the Empire for good; Thrawn is coldly practical. Ultimately works very much against Thrawn, making this one of the few times he succumbs to the Villain Ball.
- Galaxy of Fear's Planet Plague has the villain give Tash an injection of The Virus while in the guise of a doctor. Later, as she starts to succumb, she says he said it was a vaccine! Well, he lied. A later book has the computer SIM. When everything went wrong, it kept telling Zak to get to its main computer room and input some codes to remove its Restraining Bolt, and that it could help him then. Zak kept not doing it, and his sister ended up locked in a room with the air being slowly vented out. SIM told Zak it would only be able to open that door when he input those codes. Guess what happened when he did.
- Word for word in the Old Kingdom trilogy. "You told me you weren't one of the Seven!" "I lied. It's one of the reasons I'm the Disreputable Dog."
- Sisterhood Series by Fern Michaels: Believe it or not, the heroes (anti-heroes may be a better term) use this a number of times on the villains! The Vigilantes used this on the bad guys in Final Justice. Jack Emery, and Harry Wong at least pull this on a pedophile polygamist sheriff and his two deputies in Under The Radar. Jack made an offer that the first one who told them what they needed to know would be set free. Deputy Clyde took the offer and told them everything he knew. When he was done, he said that he told them everything he knew and now they have to keep their word. Jack does not release him, and states that he will be set free, but Jack didn't say where! Clearly, the intention is to put them in prison where they belong! Deputy Clyde was unhappy, and he mouthed off some racist remarks at Harry Wong, resulting in him being knocked out.
- An inversion happens in A Game of Thrones, when Littlefinger betrays Ned Stark, as he had told him earlier in all honesty that he was not a trustworthy man, and simply reminded Ned that.
- A rare completely heroic example occurs late in Katherine Kerr's Deverry Cycle. Nevyn, in pursuit of the Big Bad, makes a deal with a pack of Elite Mooks, who make a big play of how they always keep their word, no matter what. Having bargained with them to get his hands on an artefact linked to the Big Bad, he then catches a Brick thrown four books earlier, (he's one of the few Light Sorcerers who didn't swear an oath always to tell the truth) and so he can set them all on fire.
- Evil Star by Anthony Horowitz.
Fabien: Salamanda promised me the boy wouldn't be hurt.Rodriguez: Salamanda lied! (Shoots Fabien)
- Legacy of the Dragokin: Kthonia promises to cease her rampage and leave everyone alone in exchange for mercy. Everyone is surprised when she backs out of the promise moments later and continues fighting.
- In Companions Of The Night, Ethan does it so much that Kerry has a really hard time to spot when he’s actually telling the truth. He indeed has had a lot of time to practice his lying skills, being a vampire and all...
- In Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception, Opal Koboi regarding the explosive strapped to Julius Root supposedly having had a "sweet spot," which, if Holly had hit accurately, would have saved Root's life.
- In the Ray Bradbury short story "The Toynbee Convector", Craig Bennett Stiles, a Bill Gates Expy, announced on live television that he built a time machine and travelled into the future, and revealed that in the future mankind would abolish war, disease, prejudice and famine and create a true utopia. Nearly a century later, in the utopia that Stiles envisioned, Stiles admitted to a reporter interviewing him, "I lied," that he never really travelled into the future. He used a special effects team to create fake "artifacts from the future" to show the world, hoping to give humanity a goal to strive for. His lie became a self-fulfilling prophecy.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike points out Pearl Forrester promised that she wouldn't make them watch any more bad movies if he and the 'bots helped him.
Pearl: (thoughtfully) You know, I think I lie because I'm evil.
- Mike and the robots knew she would break her word, and helped her because it benefited them (Servo told Mike, "I don't want to have to see you in a toga.")
- Earlier in the series, Forrester and Erhardt would respond to Joel's accusation of lying with, "What do you want from us? WE'RE EVIL!"
- Law & Order: Criminal Intent: In the pilot episode, Goren says this to the girlfriend of the episode's Big Bad to prove he's not above breaking the rules to serve the law.
Gia: (to her boyfriend) We're already dead. You killed us.Eames: (straight-faced) Guess again, Gia. You're gonna live a long, happy life.Beat while Gia looks at Goren in surprise.Goren: I lied. Sorry.
- Red Dwarf, episode Justice: Lister and the Simulant agree to come unarmed to "talk":
Simulant: Guess what? (Pulls out hunting knife.) I lied.Lister: Guess what? (Allows pole to slide from the arm of his jacket.) So did I.Simulant: But I lied twice. (Pulls out a handgun.)Lister: I didn't think of that.
- Lost's Ben Linus should have this printed on a t-shirt.
- Also said by Sun Kwon after silencing Ben himself with an oar to the head.
- From the 2008 Doctor Who Christmas special "The Next Doctor":
Miss Hartigan: But you promised me, you said I would never be converted!Cyberman: That was designated: a lie.
River: This won't hurt a bit. (Injects Amy, who cringes) There, you see? I lied.
- Rule 1: The Doctor Lies
- River and Amy in "The Time of Angels".
- Practically River Song's catch phrase. The Eleventh Doctor gets in on the action a lot, too. Basically, any time River and Eleven are on screen together, they're lying to each other, to the companions, and to you.
- Rory and his dad in "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship", in an almost exact mirror of the River-Amy scene. Which shows where River got it from.
- Again by the Doctor to Clara in "The Name of the Doctor".
- Used by the villain in the first episode of My Own Worst Enemy:
Henry: We had a deal. I get you Fainburg's marbles, you leave my family alone!Uzi: I lied.
- This, however, was an act. His alter-ego Edward anticipated the betrayal and coached Henry on what to do and say.
Meg: You son of a bitch, you promised.Dean: [snarling right in her face] I lied!
- Dean Winchester is trying frantically to save his daddy when he gets stonewalled by a demon. He tortures her, bargains for information, then sends her back to burn in hell with this trope.
- Abaddon, a demon in one of the later seasons, is really fond of using this trope. On several occasions she forces someone into a bargain by taking their friends captive, but will decide to kill everyone anyway after getting what she wants.
- Power Rangers in Space stated word for word during the Psycho Ranger's arc by Psycho Yellow, after she betrays Psycho Pink:
Psycho Pink: But you promised it would be pink!Psycho Yellow: I lied!
- The West Wing features Arnie Vinick pulling one in response to having been caught lying to the religious right. His secretary yanks the rug out from under him.
Vinick: Are you finished?Sheila: Oh yeah.[...]Sheila: (sudden outburst) I could have told you that wouldn't work! That he would leak it and you'd be forced to confirm or deny it!Vinick: I thought you said you were done?Sheila: I lied!
Doctor Cox: Of course you're coming. In fact I want you to be the baby's godfather.JD: (whispering emotionally) I...am...honouredDoctor Cox: (imitating him) I...am lying.
- After J.D protests at not being invited to the christening of Dr. Cox's son.
JD: "I'm not sure I see how that's funny." (Wipes away tear)
- Turk and Carla burst out laughing.
(Matt traps Sylar in his own mind)Sylar: (unbelieving) You said you would help me.Matt: Yeah, well... Guess there is still a little of you left inside me. Because I lied. Enjoy hell.
- Used in The X-Files episode "Shadows", though not in a sinister way. Mulder lies to the doctors who called him, saying he can't help them, as he's never seen anything like their case before. He was lying, though given that the team that requested his help were stingy on the details, it was more of a snarky revenge.
Scully: You lied. You have seen this before, I can tell. You lied to them.Mulder: I would never lie. I wilfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.
- In the CSI: NY episode Point of no Return, Stella promises George Kolovos that she won't send him to Cyprus (where he's a wanted criminal) in a shipping container if he gives up his partner Sebastian Diakos. He does...and she locks him in the container anyway.
Kolovos: Wait, we had a deal!Stella: I lied.
- Heroic example from Star Trek: Enterprise.
Klingon General: You were supposed to be creating Augments!Phlox: I lied.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Captain's Holiday" - Beverly is trying to convince Captain Picard to take a vacation. Picard is adamant, and she tells him that it's going on a vacation that he hates, but once he gets there, he has a great time. She reminds him of him telling her about how he had a great time during his four days on Zytchin III, to which he replies "I lied." Given that he's trying to wheedle desperately out of the vacation, this itself is likely a lie.
- Another (mostly) heroic version; Brenda Johnson of The Closer often lies to her suspects about all the crimes they're being charged with until after she's gotten their confession, but in a Season 6 episode she actually says the trope title. She tells the perp that his drive-by shooting didn't hurt anyone, but if he confessed to the crime and explained why he tried to have the target killed, the LAPD wouldn't arrest him for the property damage caused by the shooting. He confesses, she reveals that three US Army soldiers were killed, and that he'd be getting the death penalty. Her "I lied" when he shouted that she said nobody was injured was positively gloating.
- Tales from the Crypt: The duped love interest of a bottom-feeding tabloid reporter ends an episode by removing her pretty face and revealing her fanged, pallid, bald head: "I said I didn't eat meat. I lied."
- On one episode of Frasier, Martin tries to trick Niles into signing a document so that he won't have to go get a physical, by having a cop friend of his pull them over and offer to flash his badge and get him out of the ticket only if he signed. After Niles apparently does so Martin says, "I lied," and explains the ruse to him. Niles responds, "I lied. I just drew you a picture of a dog."
- During the Community pilot Britta promises Jeff a date if he'll stop the fighting he started. After Jeff uses his Manipulative Bastardry to calm the group down, she uses these words exactly.
- Played straight by the Burn Notice episode "No Good Deed". Quoth the villain of the week, Eve, "Remember that part about me letting you live if you helped me rip off my buyer? I lied." (Westen, being Genre Savvy, had never actually believed her; he was just buying time for Fiona to put together a rescue.)
- Game of Thrones: Littlefinger says "I did warn you not to trust me," when he proves why. This is actually a subversion as Littlefinger was being perfectly honest when he warned Ned not to trust him.
- Implied in an episode of M*A*S*H. Col. Flagg confronts Dr. Sidney Freedman and points out the latter never swore an oath to the U.S. Army. Sidney tells him that if he were a communist spy, he wouldn't hesitate to take the oath because he would already be a lying traitor.
- When Dexter goes back on a promise to set a victim free: "You think I'm a killer, and not a liar?"
- Chris Ryan's Strike Back (Origins in the US): Hakim Al-Nazeri, leader of an Iraqi terrorist group, vows to kill John Porter first, followed by the reporter he was attempting to rescue when he was captured. Come the morning of the execution, Al-Nazeri drags the reporter off first, prompting this exchange:
Porter: Hakim, you bastard, you said you'd take me first!Al-Nazeri: I lied.
- Kamen Rider Gaim has Ryoma Sengoku pulling this after fatally operating on Mai to remove the Forbidden Fruit from her.
Micchy: You... you said you'd save Mai...Ryoma: And I haven't the faintest idea why you believed me.
- The Flash (2014): After the Flash enlists Captain Cold's help, and gets double-crossed:
Flash: You gave me your word!
Captain Cold: It's true I did, but here's the thing: I'm a criminal and a liar and I hurt people and I rob them.
- Peanuts. Lucy and that damned football. No matter how many times she promises Charlie Brown that this time she'll let him kick it, she will always yank it away just to humiliate him yet again.
- From Calvin and Hobbes:
Calvin: Any monsters under my bed tonight?
Monsters: Nope, no, uh-uh.
Calvin: Well there better not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!
Hobbes: You have a flamethrower?
Calvin: They lie, I lie.
- Foxtrot has this early strip:
Paige: Jason, how do I make the margins wider?Jason: What? You expect me to help you after you ruined my Star Trek game?Paige: I'll give you a dollar.Jason: Press Control-C, my dollar?Paige: Ha ha, I lied.Paige: Hey! My file just got deleted!!Jason: Ha ha, I lied.
- In this strip, Garfield claims he's sticking to his diet. His response when Jon asks him to explain the missing donuts? The obvious one.
- In an example of an actual good guy doing this, WWE's Eddie Guerrero (RIP) would do this all the time as part of his "lie, cheat, steal" gimmick. Usually he would enter into a match with a heel, promising not to cheat during the match. Then, when he won as a result of cheating and was called out on it, he would shout to his opponent, "I lied, homes!" causing the audience to roar with approval.
- This trope would also be played with when he teamed up with his nephew Chavo Guerrero Jr.. He'd tell him, "We may lie, cheat and steal, but at least we're honest about it!"
- On Night of Champions 2010, Chris Jericho participated in a Six-man elimination match for the WWE Championship with a personal promise that, should he fail to win, he will leave WWE for good. Naturally, when he quickly lost during the match, the 'net was in an uproar since that was not the way for someone as popular as Jericho to go... then he appeared on the next episode on WWE Raw with this little message on his Twitter account.
Chris Jericho: Hey Internet... I'm a heel. Heels lie, therefore if I say something boastfully and renege on it, it's not an official stipulation. Smarten up!
- Only to actually leave two weeks later via Randy Orton's patented punt to the head.
- In the 25th anniversary episode of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again, David has managed to get John to participate in the show with the promise that he can do the silly walk. When David's in a spree of megalomania, John brings this up.
David: Look, I'm the Prince of Darkness. My promises mean nothing.
- There's a card in the CCG Illuminati: New World Order that's called "I Lied." If you make an otherwise binding deal, then play that card, the other player has to keep his end of the bargain but you don't.
- According to legend, the first ever official tournament was won when, after a long and grueling final game, one of the finalists convinced the other to throw the game in return for half the prize money, then played this card. The judges ruled it was perfectly legal and keeping with the spirit of the game and declared that player the winner, over the protests of his opponent.
- StarCraft: Brood War, and the main reason Kerrigan really works as a villain.
Mengsk: Kerrigan, you murdering bitch! We had a deal!Kerrigan: Oh, come on, Arcturus. Did you really think I'd allow you to come into power again? You practically fed me to the Zerg on Tarsonis! You're directly responsible for the hell I've been through! Did you honestly think I'd let you get away with that?Mengsk: But you said revenge was secondary to defeating the UED!Kerrigan: I lied. I liberated this planet because it was the UED's primary staging point, not because I was under any obligation to you. I used you to destroy the Psi Disrupter. And now that I've got my Broods back, you're no longer necessary for my plans. I think I'll leave you here, Arcturus, among the ashes of your precious Dominion. I want you to live to see me rise to power. And I want you to always remember in your most private moments that it was you who turned me loose in the first place.
- Shows up in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. after Starkiller gathers the leaders of the soon-to-be Rebel Alliance in an attempt to distract the Emperor long enough for him and Vader to stage a coup, Vader himself crashes the party and tells his "apprentice" that the whole coup plan was a ploy to get all the rebels in one place and capture them in one swoop.
Starkiller: You told me you'd stay away!Vader: I lied, as I have from the very beginning.
Vader: I lied when I said the cloning process was not yet perfected.
- It's just a bad idea to believe Vader - he may tell the truth in broad statements, but he's not good with promises. Even when he'd be better off keeping his word. As was the case in this scenario.
- Also shows up in the dark side ending of the sequel:
- Caulder/Stolos employs this in Advance Wars: Days of Ruin in response to The Mayor's protests that the former promised the civilians food, supplies and a cure to The Virus they're infected with if they handed over Isabella/Catleia. He then tops it off by revealing that the medicine sample he'd just handed over to the Mayor as a gesture of goodwill (which he'd immediately taken), well:
Caulder: Oh, and that medicine you took was not the antidote. Hello? Can you hear me? Mr. Mayor? ...Fascinating.
- After an "unsupervised" test early in Portal, GLaDOS admits that she lied about it being unsupervised. Then she promises to stop
lyingenhancing the truth "in three... two... (static)"
- In Portal 2, GLaDOS says that she has a "surprise" for Chell, which she heavily hints to be her parents. But when the time comes to present it to her, GLaDOS says:
GLaDOS: I made it all up. *party horn and confetti* Surprise.
- A villain ends up on the wrong end of this from The Man Behind the Man in Last Scenario:
"I trusted you!""Well, that was a stupid move. But then again, you never were very bright, were you?"
- In Baroque, the Coffin Man pulls a decidedly non-villainous one of these on the protagonist (and the player). In one of his Tutorial Dungeons, after teaching you the basics of combat, he announces that there are a whole lot of tough Meta-Beings on the next floor, so you'd better be prepared! Once you descend to the next floor, you find it empty, and the Coffin Man laughingly says, "I'm a liar."
- Professor Layton and the Unwound Future features Dimitri Allen's picross map. He gave it to Layton, telling him that the map, when marked, showed the location of the infrared sensors he rigged the building with. However, after solving the picross map, turning the map 180 degrees reveals that all you did was spell LIE upside down. Layton isn't entirely surprised, as he concludes that while Dmitri has done some less-than-moral things in pursuit of his (well-intentioned) goal, he isn't willing to kill people.
- The European version (...and the Lost Future) has a slightly different puzzle, but the effect is the same. Dimitri claims to have set bombs in the Thames Arms, and gives you the map and challenges you to find them before they go off. The locations of the alleged "bombs" spell out exactly how much time you have left: infinity.
- In Tales of Symphonia, Zelos ends up uttering a variant of the line when he takes a Face–Heel Turn and betrays the party to Yggdrassil during the climax. In all but one of the endings, the line gets a reprise when it turned out he was a Fake Defector and betrays Yggdrassil to the party's benefit.
- Earlier in the game, Lloyd invokes this trope in conversation with Colette for a different reason. He brings her a cup of coffee, which she notes to be pleasantly hot. Lloyd chides her, informing Colette that the coffee is iced. Flustered, she comments on the "cool" drink, only for Lloyd to reveal the coffee was always hot: "I lied...". This exchange confirms Lloyd's suspicion that Colette has lost her sense of touch.
- Dragon Age II has an unusual Anti-Hero example in Fenris, who promises a magister that he'll let her go if she tells him where his long-lost sister is. She tells him - then Fenris reaches into her chest and crushes her heart.
- On Lilly's route of Katawa Shoujo, when Hisao finds out he did poorly on an English test, Emi offers to show him her results. The two agree to show their results on the count of three, only for Hisao to renege on his promise.
- Resident Evil 6: He doesn't outright say he lied, but Simmons certainly counts. In order to force Helena to help him in his scheme to whack the President, he kidnaps Helena's little sister, promising to let her go after she does her part. From the very beginning, he has no intention of making good on the bargain, and even before Helena does her part, he has said little sister mutated by the C-Virus, intending to have Helena used as a scapegoat and then killed in the subsequent nuking of Tall Oaks. When Helena realizes this, she is not happy.
- A rare heroic version in Final Fantasy Adventure. Robot Buddy Marcie is with the hero on a collapsing tower, but the way to the final dungeon is before them. She offers to throw the hero and jump after him, which the hero agrees to. However, once the hero across safely and asks Marcie to jump, Marcie admits to its lie - it chose to lie because the hero would have wasted too much time trying to save Marcie if he knew the truth, and both would have died in the tower collapse.
- Hades from Kid Icarus: Uprising switches between this and blatant lying, whichever he thinks would be more entertaining at the time. There's one mission where Pit runs into three Chest Monsters in a row(called Mimicuties), but neither of the two villains present actually confess to putting them there, leaving it a mystery. Until the next mission:
Hades: "Full disclosure here: the mimicuties were courtesy of yours truly."Pit: "It WAS you!"
- Used for dramatic purposes in Tsukimi Planet. If Utarou makes a wish to live longer, Tsukimi regretfully states that she lied about being able to grant wishes. In despair, she falls to her death, hoping to be able to meet Utarou in the afterlife.
- Featured here in Casey and Andy... stated by Quantum Cop, a virtual embodiment of law and order. Apparently, all that time spent hanging out with Mad Scientists and a Gentle(wo)man Thief has taught him a thing or two.
- "What? I'm evil. I lied." is a Running Gag / Catch Phrase for most of the villains in Bob and George.
- In 8-Bit Theater, when confronted with Chaos, Red Mage asks to have some time to prepare for their battle, in order to stall. He tells them to take as much time as they need. Then he adds, "As long as it only takes 24 hours." When Red Mage questions this, he responds "I'm Chaos!"
- Not long before this, Black Mage gets his own moment.
- Janus from The Adventures of Wiglaf and Mordred:
"The super villain lied... Oh it can't be so, be still my heart."
- Penny Arcade: Gabriel's son learns a valuable lesson about his father (and life).
- Darken has the Villain Protagonist do it.
- This happens in Exterminatus Now
Chameleon: (to his men) Kill them all.Virus: You said no one else would get hurt!Chameleon: Pattener cultist, duh. Have you met my boss? Morth the Betrayer?
- A small variation Buck Godot:
PSmith: You lied to me/us.Buck: Gee, you didn't even need the other two guesses.
PSmith: Just a minute, if that's the device, then we still have to return it to he-who-must-be-watered.Buck: Relax, PSmith. I'm lying. It's a fake.Der Rock the Destroyer: IT'S WHAT?!!Buck: Just kidding, it's the real device. I slipped the fake to he-who-must-be-watered.PSmith: But you just said.. [BeatPanel] Well, you're lying to one of us.
- Buck subverts this by giving Der Rock the Destroyer back the MacGuffin that he supposedly just gave back to the P Smiths shortly thereafter.
- Servants of the Imperium: Said by name by Brianna in strip #13: "Just Desserts".
- Tower of God - Kim Lurker does this in a rather elaborate fashion.
- "By the way, the debt of your restaurant… I can't do anything about it. Because I'm gonna use the opportunity to ditch the company and climb the Tower."
- Cautionary Tales Of Swords relies heavily on this, also called "Oh shit, I lied!"
- Dr. Insano gets his own variation of Darth Vader's classic example in Kickassia. He's a Card-Carrying Villain with Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, so nobody's too surprised. After seemingly defeating N. Bison, he tries to turn Kickassia into Insania. While he's distracted by all his double-crossing, his opponent turns out to be Not Quite Dead.
- Teen Titans The Abridged Series:
Beast Boy: I thought you said you didn't have superpowers.
Robin: I lied. (Kicks Mammoth hard enough to send him flying several meters backwards)
- There is an ongoing ragecomic series with a Dastardly Whiplash saying "I lied". On its way to becoming a Discredited Meme, though.
- Action Bunnies "Well I lied! "I lied!" "Why do you keep believing me!"
- Cracked: 5 Horrifying Food Additives You've Probably Eaten Today: "Oh, and that thing we said about how we'd stop mentioning that you eat bugs? We totally lied."
- RE: Mash*tima Partnership, by OneyNG
- Billy: "Gee, this is starting to sound fishy, I think I'm gonna cancel this contract please."
- Dick Faggotson: "Woah, a year's a year!"
- Billy: "But I thought you said I could cancel whenever I wanted..."
- Dick Faggotson: "I guess we flat-out lied, FAGGOT!!!!!"
- RWBY has an example Played for Laughs, when Jaune is attempting to convince Weiss to go to a dance with him.
- Batman Beyond:
Batman (Terry): No. I wouldn't have agreed to this; you said you were going to help him.
- Heard in first season finale. After trapping dear old radioactive Daddy, his son Paxton delivers with particularly exaggerated suaveness:
Paxton: I lied.
Big Time: An' there's one more thing I lied about. When I said I couldn't kill ya, I meant I couldn't do it then... But now... I made you an offer, and ya turned it down. Where's the respect?
- Pretty much everything that Charlie "Big Time" Bigelow tells Terry in "Betrayal" is a lie, as he tells him in the climax: About wanting to turn himself in, and about wanting to be cured. But this is the most important one:
- In the X-Men: The Animated Series four-partner "Beyond Good and Evil", Apocalypse gets in this habit.
Deathbird: You promised to destroy Lilandra!
- He tricks an evil former empress trying to take back the throne from her sister by promising to abduct said sister, but instead takes one of her sister's body guards for her psychic abilities.
Apocalypse: I LIED.
Magneto: You spoke of creating an alternate future in which mutants would rule, as I have always dreamed!Apocalypse: Then you were fool enough to believe me.
- Later in the same four-partner, after Apocalypse unveils the full omnicidal extent of his evil plan, he admits he was pulling Magneto's leg with empty promises to get him on his side temporarily.
- From Ben 10: Alien Force, Mike Darkstar.
"I can't be trusted."
Aggregor: I lied.Galapagus: What a coincidence. So did I.
- And in Ben 10: Ultimate Alien:
Ben: Hold on. I thought you said you needed this to get off the planet.Petrosapien: Selective disinformation.Ben: Huh?Gwen: He lied.
- And from the original series, when a friendly (Petrosapien) alien gives Ben his hoverboard before departing.
- The New Batman Adventures.
Commissioner Gordon: We had a deal!Bane: Thought about it. Didn't work for me.
- The New Adventures of He-Man
Werban: You spoke of peace! You lied!Skeletor: Yeah, well, villains do that once in a while.
- Skeletor also pulls this one in He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002); after telling He-Man he would give him the captive King Randor if He-Man let him go... "Oh, and He-Man? I lied!"
- In the Adventures of the Gummi Bears episode "For a Few Sovereigns More", Duke Igthorn hires bounty hunter Flint Shrubwood to capture a Gummi Bear (Cubbi, in this case), and then refuses to pay when he does. Unlike most of these other examples, this ends horribly for Igthorn, as Shrubwood imprisons him in his own castle, forcing him into forming a temporary alliance with Cubbi.
- The Transformers: The episode "The Burden Hardest To Bear"
Ancient Autobot spirits: Return the Matrix!Galvatron: I WILL! I WILL!Ancient Autobot spirits return to the MatrixGalvatron: Scourge! Take this and destroy it!Cyclonus: But mighty Galvatron, you said you'd return it!Galvatron: I LIED!
- Transformers Animated
Isaac Sumdac: Decepticons? But, you told me you were an Autobot.Megatron: And I hated every moment of that humiliating charade. But no more...
- In The Fairly OddParents, we have Dark Laser.
"There's one thing I forgot to mention about the dark side: you can lie your evil butt off!"
Professor Calamitous: "You said you'd help me! You lied!"Anti-Cosmo: "Yes, I do that from time to time. It's almost like I was evil!"
- And Anti-Cosmo.
- Jackie Chan Adventures: "Scout's Honor." "Like I was ever a scout."
Daolon Wong: But, brother of darkness, we had an arrangement!Shendu: I may be a "noble" dragon, but I am also a demon sorcerer...and not known for keeping promises.
- Also, this exchange between villains in the third season finale:
- The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 has this exchange when the Koopa Kids reveal Koopa's I Lied to Crimewave Clyde:
Crimewave Clyde: What’s going on here? What are you doing!?
Cheatsy: Just following orders.
Clyde: I didn’t tell you to do that!
Kootie Pie: No, but King Daddy did!
Cheatsy: Dad never planned on giving you half of anything! We’re double crossing you!
- Total Drama has a few "I Lied" moments. There's this exchange, when Eva and Izzy are brought back into the game:
Gwen: Wait a sec, you said no one is allowed back!
Chris: I did?
Gwen: And once you leave...
Chris (in flashbacks): And once you leave on the Dock of Shame, on the Boat of Losers, you can never, never ever, ever come back!
Chris: Oh yeah, that. Yeah. I lied.
Lindsay: But we were going to the final three together!
- And this exchange:
Heather: Guess we're not!
Chris: Back in episode 8, teammate Beth stole the Boney Island tiki doll.
- And a variation:
Gwen: She said she returned that!
Chris: She lied. She broke it up and flushed it down the septic tank!
- On Jimmy Two-Shoes, Lucius does this to his father twice in one episode, when he promises to let him stay unfrozen.
- This is done CONSTANTLY on all three of the Sonic the Hedgehog shows that DiC made. Dr. Robotnik constantly makes deal after deal with Sonic and the blue guy always seems to fall for it. It doesn't matter because Sonic always ends up thwarting his plans anyway.
- Said by Guiterrez in Freakazoid! When given what he wants, he orders his guards to eliminate Dexter, his family, and Roddy. He doesn't even let Roddy say more than "But you said-"
- Avatar: The Last Airbender:
Zuko: You lied to me!Azula: Like I've never done that before.
- The Simpsons: From "The Bart Wants what it Wants":
Ranier Wolfcastle (to a pie): "Remember when I said I'd eat you last? I lied!"
Bart: Family therapy? What the hell is this?Lisa: You said we were going out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!Homer: Well, I lied.
- Also this in the Tracy Ullman shorts:
- The Incredible Hulk (the 90s cartoon)
Gargoyle: You promised me Banner would remain alive long enough to change me back - (laser to the shoulder)The Leader: I lied.
- Megas XLR has two, both played straight and subverted:
Megas falls into orbit of hungry dragon planetWarlock: "Oh, come now. They might even survive the impact. Of course, they'll be in no shape to survive the Glorgnak if they do."Kiva: "You're so predictable." (punches) "Oh, and about our deal? I lied too."
- Danny Phantom, "Reality Trip"
Freakshow: The deal was, "If you wanted to see your family alive again, you'd bring me the gems." Well, here they are, alive... for now!Danny: You lied to me.Freakshow: Yes. Yes I did. Goodie for me.
- From Chowder, when the title character is tricked into helping a living mass of mold:
Chowder: Mold? You told me you were spice.Funjl: Yeah, I lied. It's a bad habit.
- From Pinky and the Brain:
Pinky: Snowball wait, you said you promised to change your evil ways.Snowball: And you believed me?
- From My Little Pony: The Movie:
Reeka: You said nothing could stop the Smooze!Hydia: I lied!
- In one episode of Biker Mice from Mars, Limburger secures the assistance of ex-mercenary Hardrock by kidnapping the girlfriend that had turned Hardrock away from the business and dangling her and the titular mice over a vat of acid, promising that they would all be released unharmed if Hardrock pulled off one last job. After Hardrock has left, Limburger orders the group killed and we get this exchange:
Throttle: You lowdown ball of corrupting cheddar, you gave your word!Limburger: If my word was worth much, I wouldn't be much of a villain, would I?
- In The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! episode "Acts of Vengeance", the Enchantress and the Executioner capture Chemistro while on their Roaring Rampage of Revenge. Amora promises him that she'll let him go if he tells her where Zemo is. He does, and she predictably uses his own alchemy gun on him, turning him into solid gold.
Chemistro: No... No! You- you promised!Amora: I lied. *pulls trigger*
- The Brak Show:
Brak: You mean you lied?Zorak: Yeah, I lie a lot. That's what makes me cool.
- From the first episode of Beware the Batman:
Thug: I thought you said the back-up piece was my best bet!Batman: I lied.
- In the Codename: Kids Next Door episode "Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T.", Heinrich Von Marzipan's excuse for why he lied (to a first grader, no less) was, "Ach, Liebchen, I say so many zings I do not mean, Like, "Oh, no gumdrops for me." or "Who vould like some uf mein lollipops?" (As if lying wasn't bad enough.)
- Tirek in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "Twilight's Kingdom, Part 2", surprising exactly no one except Discord.
- In the Family Guy episode "The Old Man and the Big 'C", when Lois convinces Carter to unveil his cure for cancer to the world, he goes back on his word and tells Lois this when she phones him about it.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force:
Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... [shutter opens up, revealing a pile of.. ] MORE CORN!
Steve: I dunno man... I mean, after last time—
Dr. Weird: THIS TIME.. SHALL BE DIFFERENT! [cackles]
Steve: Well, alright... cuz I am hungry again—
[corn launches itself at him and pins him to a distant wall]
Dr. Weird: IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT, STEVE? AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Then-Attorney General of Louisiana Jack Gremillion was walking by the governor's office when he recognized a contingent from Pearl River waiting to see then-Governor Huey Long. Gremillion went into Long's office. "Governor, those people from Pearl River who you had me promise a road to are here." "What the hell road are you talking about?" asked Long. Gremillion reminded Long that he had specifically ordered him to promise the Pearl River folk a road during the recent campaign. "Hell, I don't have time for them. Send them away." Gremillion pleaded, "But Governor, what can I tell them?" "Tell 'em I lied!"
- Faisal Shahzad was a naturalized American citizen from Pakistan and would-be Islamist terrorist, who placed a car bomb in Times Square. Asked how he could do what he did after taking the oath to uphold the US Constitution, he simply answered: "You are my enemy. I lied." According to claims later made by US intelligence, this led Osama bin Laden himself to contact the whole of al-Qaida with a disgusted message that deliberate oath-breaking was not acceptable.