Wanda: Uh Timmy, we've got good news and bad news. Timmy Turner: What's the good news? Cosmo: The good news is the alien we got you is actually the prince of the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia! Wanda: And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son. Timmy: What's the bad news? Wanda: Oh, wait... that was the bad news. Timmy:(angrily) Then what's the good news?! Cosmo: I found a nickel!
A trope most easily employed with two or more characters who are in a Good News, Bad News scenario. After breaking the overwhelmingly bad news to the other, the messenger helpfully relays the good news: a breathless non sequitur that has nothing to do with the dire situation. This usually results in effectively crushing the raised spirits of the receiver(s).
Maybe the messenger was just fulfilling his role as the comic relief, maybe he's a Jerkass with a really mean-spirited sense of humor, or maybe he's The Ditz and was thoroughly convinced that his piece of good news was every bit well placed. Whatever the case, the receiver is usually anything but amused.
Very likely to come up in Kent Brockman News. A related trope is Bad News in a Good Way. Compare Worst News Judgment Ever when the Irrelevant News is in the headlines. Also compare No Sympathy and The One Thing I Don't Hate About You.
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Being something of a Jerkass with a grudge, FBI agent Victor decides to deliver news of Firo's sentence this way at the beginning of Baccano!'s Alice In Jails arc. The Bad News: Firo's going to Alcatraz. The Good News: with hislooks, he's probably going to be very popular there.
A GEICOnote The largest car insurance company in the US. For non-Americans, it's easier to note that it's the company that Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway got the money to do all the investments. campaign (the formerTrope Namer, as it happens) used this trope. This type of spot goes like this: A guy talks to someone else, saying "I've got bad news. [insert story here]...but I've got good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!" which of course is of no use whatsoever to the person hearing those words. Even Speed-about-to-fall-off-a-bridge on Trixie's insurance plan is of no immediate help to Speed Racer himself
Parodied in this advertisement for a law firm in Washington State specializing in child custody cases: The lawyer is seen talking on the phone while a couple waits anxiously at a table. The lawyer hangs up and tells the couple he has good news. The woman sarcastically asks if he saved a bunch of money on car insurance, to which the lawyer responds with the actual good news about getting visitation rights for them.
In Brazil, Banco Real had ads that usually dealt with something that was irrelevant or went wrong. Then one character: "But that doesn't matter. What matters is that Banco Real gives you ten days of credit without interest".
In Poland, there is a series of commercials with a big asteroid closing to Earth to wipe out all life, and when the people ask the superhero for help, he answers "There is nothing I can do, but there are free SMS in 36,6 forever" making everyone cheer.
A series of Sprint commercials has the setup of a pair of people, one of whom has just received bad news (A football player with a career-ending injury, a guy whose girlfriend that is sitting across from him is breaking up with him) and they repeatedly ask questions while the other people say irrelevant stuff about their phone in the rudest way possible.
Ice Age: The Meltdown, has the vulture that tells everyone that the flood is coming soon and they need to move fast if they are to survive. But there is good news, the more of them that die the better he eats. He never said it was good news for them.
Live Action TV
The trope namer comes from the last episode of Season One of The Office (UK):
David Brent: Um, well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is: Neil will be taking over both branches and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon. Yeah, I know, I know. On a more positive note, the good news is I've been promoted! So, every cloud... You're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you?
"The bad news is I'm closing down the studio. The good news... is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." (He then raises his arms and his security guards bear him off like royalty.)
A comedian from The Tonight Show was talking to Manny Ramirez c. 2003. He mentioned that the Red Sox hadn't won a World Series in 85 years. "But you know what the good news is? I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."
From an episode of Hustle: the bad news is, the castle the team is pretending to have for sale is open to the public until 7, and The Mark is coming at 6 to look at it. The good news: if they buy a 6 month pass to said castle, they get a free ice cream.
Used by Danny and Jackie in Blue Bloods. They explain to the Criminal of the Week that they found his gun and he's headed for death row. The good news? "We decided to drop the credit fraud charges."
An episode of Sledge Hammer! has a newscast announcing that the police precinct has been contaminated by a weapons-grade virus.
Newscaster:(paraphrased) There's one good news though: It's happening to them, not us.
Somewhat cruelly subverted in the first chapter of MOTHER 3 by telling the good news first in a horribly misguided attempt to soften the blow. After a search to find a family lost in the woods after a storm, Bronson comes back from a search and declares something to the effect of "The good news is I've just found a fang that would make a great weapon — the bad news is that it was pierced through your wife's heart". He is quite rightly walloped for this. This is all Played for Drama.
Inverted in the first Modern Warfare, where Gaz's "good news" is there's a civil war in Russia, with Ultranationalist rebels against government loyalists. The bad news is a new guy's joining them.