When threatened, a character responds with, "Is that a threat?" or "Are you threatening me?" regardless of how poorly veiled the actual threat was. Stock answers include, "No, it's a fact", "No, it's a promise" and "
." A common variation is having the character asking "is that a threat or a promise?", and its usually used as a form of
, when the threatened thing wouldn't inconvenience them, or even benefit them.
- Game of Thrones:
Tyrion: The Mad King did as he liked. Has your Uncle Jaime ever told you what happened to him?
Ser Meryn: No one threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard!
Tyrion: I am not threatening the King, ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference?
- Tower of God:
Lo Po Bia Ren:
If King Zahard were to find out about thisÖ I can't imagine how disappointed he would beÖ
Lo Po Bia Re: Th- Threaten? Of course not. I'm simply worry about the future of ZahardÖ
Ha Yuri Zahard: Ah, really? Everything seems to be solved for you when you just add Zahard's name. That's really convenient! Using Zahard's name to threaten one of Zahard's PrincessesÖ you must be out of your mind.
Know this, the strength of Zahard isn't the kind that can be called upon so conveniently. Though, there's no need bothering to explain this to somebody who just uses Zahard's name as he pleasesÖ Get out of here or I will kill you!
- Meet Joe Black:
William Parrish: You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman!
Joe Black: Are you threatening me?
William Parrish: Yeah, I certainly hope so.
- A Man for All Seasons:
The Duke of Norfolk: Aaahh, he won't attend the wedding.
Cromwell: If I were you, I'd try and persuade him. I really would try... if I were you.
The Duke of Norfolk: Cromwell, are you threatening me?
Cromwell: My dear Norfolk... this isn't Spain. This is England.
- Doctor Who: "Partners in Crime":
The Doctor: Seeding a level five planet is against galactic law.
Matron Cofelia: Are you threatening me?
The Doctor: I am trying to help you, matron. This is your one chance.
Bordinan: Are you threatening me?
Carder: Come come Bordinan, we're both adults here...of course I'm threatening you.
- "The Pyramid at the End of the World". Every clock and watch on Earth has somehow become a Doomsday Clock.
Col. Brabbit: Is this a threat?
The Doctor: I wish it was. Threats are easy. I think this is a warning. Somewhere, somehow, the end has begun.
- Without a Trace:
Agt. Jason Farrell: Are you threatening me, Agent Malone?
Jack Malone: You take it any way you want!
Harry Pearce: Are you threatening me?
Tessa Phillips: You threatened me from way up there on your moral high ground. You hypocritical arsehole.
(Porter has just threatened to kill Carter while talking to Bronson on the phone)
Bronson: Are you threatening me?
Porter: I'm not threatening you, I'm threatening Carter.
- Butter Cream Gang has the cliché:
Pete Turner: Are you threatening me? Is that a threat?
Scott Carpenter: No, that's a promise.
- Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith:
Mace Windu: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Chancellor.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
Mace Windu: The Senate will decide your fate.
- Transformers Animated
: Are you threatening me? That's treason, soldier! Arrest him!
- The Dark Knight
Lawyer: Are you threatening my client?
Rachel Dawes: No, I'm just assuming his cooperation with this investigation.
- Time Chasers
J. K. Robertson: Are you threatening me?
Nick: No, I'm telling you!
- Ice Age
Sid: (The group has found a shortcut under a dangerous-looking cliff, which Sid is hesitant to enter) No thanks, I choose life.
Diego: Then I suggest you take the shortcut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: MOVE, SLOTH! (avalanche starts)
Sid: (Patting Diego) Way to go, tiger!
- Commonly uttered by Beavis in Beavis And Butthead when he's in his "Cornholio" phase — said in response to just about anything.
- Law & Order:
Witness: Are you threatening me?
Lennie Briscoe: You catch on pretty fast!
Ron Drexler: Is that a threat?
Det. Fontana: A threat? No. A threat would be more like... "If you stonewall this investigation any more I'm gonna break your jaw. And when you're on the ground, I'm gonna kick you 'till you spit blood you cheap shyster." That would be a threat. This is more of a request.
- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit:
Elliot Stabler: Oh good, I see I got your attention. You ever lay a hand on your wife or your daughters again, I'm gonna pay you a visit.
Suspect: Is that a threat?
Elliot Stabler: (beat)
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:
Uncle Vernon: Are you threatening me, sir?
Mad-Eye Moody: (pleased Vernon's caught on so quickly) Yes, I am.
Vernon: And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?
Moody: Well...(reveals his magical eye, making Vernon jump backwards into a luggage trolley) Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley.
- Heavy Rain:
Ethan's psychiatrist: Are you threatening me?
Lt. Carter Blake: I'm just giving you some free advice, doctor. I suggest you take it.
- A variation from an episode of of the sitcom Taxi; Louie has enraged Alex to the point that Alex has ripped the front off of Louie's dispatcher cage and bodily dragged him forth:
Louie: Are you threatening me with physical violence?
Louie: I'm not sayin' it won't work! I'm just askin'!
Hexenbeast: Are you threatening me?
Nick: I'm sorry. Must have done it badly, I thought I made myself pretty obvious.
- Merlin (2008), "The Coming of Arthur, Part 1"
Cenred: Don't worry, Morgause. I'll find him soon enough.
Morgause: See that you do.
Cenred: Are you threatening me?
Morgause: Trust me, Cenred, when I am threatening you, you'll know about it.
- Given a call back in the next episode when Morgause cheerfully informs Cenred that she's threatening him right before having him killed.
- The Monarch of the Glen has a third-party variant, where the typical response fails to impress.
Old lady: note Are you threatening him?
Smith: I don't threaten.
Old lady: Ah. Well I do. And if you or that fat bastard you work for hurt this young man it'll be the worse for both of you.
There's worse things than dying, and I know most of them. I'm not young, and I'm not one for idle talk. So if I were you, I'd look after this lad.
- Worm has a third-party variant:
: And you donít care about your savior, locked away in that cell?
Director Tagg: I donít know. You said sheíll do damage in some form. Maybe we need to stop that from happening. And you said that no matter what happens, the outcomeís more in our favor than it was before she surrendered. Why? Is it that important to remove her from Brockton Bay? To unseat her from her throne?
Dinah Alcott: Iím not answering any more questions.
Director Tagg: Youíll answer what I ask you to answer, because we need to go into this with our eyes open. We canít have Skitter damage us.
Mrs. Yamada: Director, this isnít constructive. The last thing she wants-
: The last thing I want is another arrogant dickface telling me what to do. You want answers, Director? Fine. Twenty two point eight one three
percent chance you die painfully, over long, slow minutes or hours. Maybe soon, maybe in twenty years, but itíll bring you to tears, and youíll wail in pain. Thatís a freebie. Want more details?
- The Bluth company's former Secret Keeper Kitty turns this around on Michael in the Arrested Development episode Missing Kitty when she meets him in a crowded restaurant to get her job back:
Kitty: I know where things are and you donít and you are asking for a whole world of trouble.
Michael: If youíre threatening me, youíre going to be very sorry.
Kitty: Are you threatening me?
Kitty: Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!
- Babylon A.D. The High Priestess of the Neolite Cult is on the phone to Russian mob boss Gorsky.
Mr Gorsky, when I kill, I kill for good. Gorsky:
Are you threatening me? High Priestess:
Bless your soul. Gorsky: You'll need a nuke to kill me! (Gorsky's security system detects an incoming missile) Gorsky:
- Two examples in A Song of Ice and Fire.
- Ser Kevan Lannister warns his niece the Queen Regent not to take him lightly.
"Are you threatening me?" "I am counseling you."
- In an earlier novel, Tyrion Lannister does something similar when he finds his nephew King Joffrey having Sansa Stark stripped and beaten in public.
King Joffrey: The king can do as he likes!
Ser Meryn: No one threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard!
Tyrion: I am not threatening the King, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, if Ser Meryn speaks again, kill him. See? That is a threat.
: Are you threatening my
: Yeah. I am. Explicitly, and directly, and emphatically threatening the lives of Dr. Jackman's
Joe Dubois: I'm saying I know my daughter better than you do. I'm saying I know she didn't cheat. And I'm saying if you penalize her based on your completely unfounded suspicion, then I am going over your head.
Ariel's Math Teacher: Are you threatening me, Mr. Dubois?
Grand Duke: Are you threatening me?
- Oz: Martin Querns, the new unit manager of Emerald City, uses the "Are you threatening me?" version in a mocking tone towards the leader of the Muslim prisoners to emphasize how unimpressed he is by the toothless display.
- The Principal: During the confrontation between the principal and the leader of the school gang. The threat is about as blatant as it can get (not to mention in front of the whole school), the guy who's being threatened just wanted to prove that he's not afraid.
Victor: I expel you, you fuck! You're not the principal here anymore, fucker! And if you come back tomorrow and you try you're leaving in a body bag!
Rick: You threatening me?
Victor: You're a dead man if you come here tomorrow!
- Wolf Hall: Thomas More, who is cracking down on Protestantism, tells Cromwell that he knows about Cromwell's correspondence with William Tyndale.
Cromwell: Are you threatening me? I'm just interested.
More: [after a pause] Yes... yes, that is precisely what I'm doing.
- Death Warrant:
DeGraf: You're not gonna last too long.
Burke: Is that a threat?
DeGraf: No... that's a promise.
- Rules of Engagement:
Sokal: Is that a threat?
Colonel Hodges: Oh yes sir.
- Parodied in Two and a Half Men:
Charlie: Is that a threat?
Jake: No, it's a promise.
Charlie: What's the difference?
Jake: I don't know— one's a threat and one's a promise.
- Played with in Scream 3:
Dewey: Is that a threat, Detective?
Detective Kincaid: When it's a threat, you'll know it.
Dewey: Is that a threat?
- The Swan Princess:
Prince Derek: Don't let her die!
Rothbart: [sounding utterly bored] Is that a threat?
Prince Derek: [grabs Rothbart by the throat] Don't you dare let her die!
Rothbart: Ooooh, it is a threat!
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:
Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Professor Moody:' Is that a threat? Is that a threat?! Is that a threat?!
Rebecca: Is that a threat, Peee-lar?
Pilar Lopez-Fitzgerald: No. I don't make threats. I make promises.
- Club Dread:
Juan: Yu and Hank are dead!
Coconut Pete: ...What did we do?
Juan: No! Yu and Hank are fucking dead!
Coconut Pete: Is that a threat?
- Blood And Chocolate:
Aiden: Is that a threat?
Rafe: No... (headbutts him) This is a threat!
- Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen:
Carla: I'll show you what it's like to be in my school.
Lola: Is that a threat?
- The 1970 horror flick Torture Dungeon:
Ivan: I'd like to break you neck.
Rosemary: Not if I break yours first.
Ivan: Is that a threat?
Rosemary: Take it anyway you like it!
Ivan: I usually do!
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf??
George: Try and I'll beat you at your own game.
Martha: Is that a threat George, huh?
George: It's a threat, Martha.
- Dr. Dolittle 2:
Dr. Dolittle: (talking to an animal) You're an endangered species!
Archie: Is that a threat, buddy?
- If Looks Could Kill:
Mrs Grober: And despite what you are saying, if I don't have Michael Corben by the end of this week, she is going to be one very unhappy lady!
Haywood: Is that a threat, Mrs. Grober?
Mrs Grober: French teachers do not threaten, Monsieur. They say, "S'il vous plait."
- Stargate SG-1:
First Minister Dreylock: Need I remind you that the stargate is in our possession?
Tarthus: For the moment.
First Minister Dreylock:Is that a threat?
Tarthus: It's an assurance that when it comes to the survival of our people, we will do whatever is necessary.
Vaughn Leland: IT WAS CROOKED! And I believe you knew that! You'll regret this!
J R: Is that a threat Vaughn?
Vaughn Leland: A promise!
- Star Trek: Voyager
Kohlar: It is possible that the sacred scrolls were scrolled by a madman in a cave. Or perhaps they really were divinely inspired. Either way, they've guided us for over a century. If my people start to believe that the sacred scrolls have led them astray, there may be violence.
Captain Kathryn Janeway: Is that a threat?
Kohlar: Merely a fact. You're doing everything you can to get your people home, Captain. That's all I'm doing for mine.
- "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy":
Seven of Nine: The Doctor and I are going to Sickbay.
B'elanna Torres: Any excuse to be alone with him, eh, Seven?
Seven of Nine: Assimilation is an unpleasant fate.
B'elanna Torres: Is that a threat?
Janeway: I won't pretend that our alliance wasn't an attempt to make a show of strength. Separately, we and the Trabe are vulnerable. Together, we are stronger.
Surat: Are you threatening us, Captain?
Janeway: It is important that you understand our determination, but it's not a threat, it's an offer. A negotiated peace among all of us would provide a greater stability in this quadrant. How could that do anything but benefit us all?
- Red Dwarf
Lister: Okay Rimmer, Okay.
Rimmer: Is that a threat Lister?
Rimmer: Actually, "okay" is not a threat, technically speaking.
: It is when you're meaning it to mean what I'm
meaning it to mean, and I'm meaning it to mean okay
, Rimmer, O-kaaaay
Rimmer: Lister, "okay" is never a threat, no matter how many "aaaay"s you put on the end of it.
- The Sopranos
Tony: What's that, a threat?
Carmela: No Tony, it's a rave review!
- The Lion King has a variation
Mufasa: Is that a challenge?
- Warrior Cats:
Skipper: I've seen Red around a lot lately. Next time, it might be a tuft of her fur that's left beside a dead Twoleg pet.
Stick: Leave Red out of this. And don't make threats you can't keep.
Misha: Oh, they're not threats. They're promises.
- Star Wars: Vision of the Future
Tierce: That sounded like a threat.
Disra: It was half a threat. Here's the other half.
[Disra draws his concealed blaster pistol]
- 7th Heaven:
Robbie's Father: You can't stop me from moving in with my son.
Rev. Camden: The state of New York can.
Robbie's Father: Is that a threat?
Rev. Camden: No, it's not a threat. (pause) Okay, it's a threat.
Battered kid's mom: Is that a threat, seargeant?
Sgt.Friday: No. That's a promise.
- Played With in one of Marik's Evil Council videos after Steve Luna and Steve Umbris have been talking about how things are on the moon.
Bakura: Well, we're not on the moon, are we?
Steve Luna: That can be arranged.
Bakura: Is that supposed to be a threat?
Steve Luna: No. I was simply drawing attention to our luxury moon vacation plan. Buy a ticket and receive one free ass-whupping upon your initial payment. That part was a threat.
- Wolf Hall: When Thomas More resigns as Lord Chancellor, Thomas Cromwell asks what he's going to do with his retirement.
Write. Pray. Cromwell:
My recommendation: write only a little, and pray a lot. More: Now is that a threat? Cromwell:
My turn, don't you think?
- Old West: Said in the 26th chapter.
Sheriff Rango: For your own sake, I'm asking you to leave us be.
Dufayel: Is that a threat, Monsieur Rango?
Sheriff Rango: You don't wanna corner a wild animal.
Dufayel: And you had best not attempt to outfox a fox. It goes badly for you in your cause.