Film / Club Dread
Club Dread is a 2004 comedy horror film written by Broken Lizard, best known for Super Troopers and Beerfest.

Lars, a big fan of washed up singer Coconut Pete, arrives on his private party island to start his new job. His timing couldn't be worse however, as there is a killer among the islands various crackpot employees. And they have to figure out who before there's no one left...

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This film provides examples of:

  • Asshole Victim: Dirk.
  • Ax-Crazy: Sam.
  • Bond One-Liner: "The fun is done!"
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Coconut Pete, Putman, and Penelope.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Sam says that the reason for his killing spree was because Rolo lied about him not having his weed (which he then used for himself). It is then subverted when he realizes his real reason seconds later.
  • Distracted by the Sexy: When Juan is trying to find out if Penelope is the killer, he ends up sleeping with her instead.
  • Femme Fatale: Penelope. Or so we're led to believe at first.
  • Foreshadowing: Sam threatens to take someone's head off if they come near his cabana. Guess who the killer turns out to be?
  • Half the Man He Used to Be: Sam gets cut in half by a rope tied to a speedboat.
  • Low-Speed Chase: How Yu meets her end.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: Coconut Pete is an obvious Jimmy Buffett parody, complete with having a Signature Song called "Pina Coladaburg". Played With because Pete hates Jimmy Buffett and claims he ripped off his act.
    Coconut Pete: (about Jimmy Buffett) ''"Son of a son of a bitch! Mother motherfucker!"
  • Oh, Crap!: Putman after Jenny handcuffs him to a bed by accident and the killer spots them.
    • "You manacled me to my death bed, you picadilly whore!"
  • Open Secret: Putnam thinks Dave is the killer when he reveals to everyone that Dave's parents were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert, and not only is Pete Dave's uncle but Dave is likely to inherit the island once Pete dies. This is meant to be seen as a major revelation... except Jenny tells Putnam that everyone knew about Dave's parents and his relationship to Pete and chastises him for his lack of tact. And Dave acquired the rights to the island days before people began dying, so it wouldn't have mattered if Pete was dead or not.
  • Rasputinian Death: The Big Bad gets one towards the end.
  • Red Herring: Both Penelope and Putman are eccentric and creepy, but neither one is the killer.
  • Sleeps with Everyone but You: Jenny is this to Putman. He even lampshades it twice, first:
    "Really Jen, am I the ONLY one?"
    and again with:
    "Oh, Jenny, you've got your arms around me. I can only assume this must mean EVERY other man on the island is dead."
  • Stalker with a Crush: Putman to Jenny. She even finds out that he stole a pair of her panties.
  • Temporary Bulk Change: Lars knows a technique that allows him to alter his body mass and make himself temporarily skinny, which is how he got out of the closet despite the window being so small.
  • Who's on First?: One of the main characters is named Yu, so of course there would be a little of this:
    Juan: Pete! Yu and Hank are dead!
    Coconut Pete: Why? What did we do?
    Juan: No, man! Yu and Hank are fucking dead!
    Coconut Pete: Is that a threat?
  • Worf Effect: Hank is hyped up as a former FBI agent who helped stop numerous serial killers before he started working on the island. He's killed within a minute of meeting the killer.
  • Wounded Gazelle Gambit: Sam pretends to be drowning in a mud bath in order to lure the surviving characters into harm's way.