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"This is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper... but with a bang."Southland Tales is a 2007 Science Fiction/Black Comedy film from director Richard Kelly, the follow-up to his 2001 cult hit Donnie Darko. While planned as a mainstream breakthrough, things didn't pan out that way. The combination of a large budget and Sony's decision to shelve the film after lackluster showings in a handful of cities means that it's not likely to show profit for years to come. Nonetheless, ST did make some critics' year's best lists and has found a modest cult on DVD.Imagine if you will the skewed artistic sensibilities of Andy Warhol filming a Greatest Hits version of Philip K. Dick's body of work, written with the esoteric denseness of Pixies lyrics, and you'll have something approximating the, er, experience that is Southland Tales. The film's cast is an eclectic group, led by names like Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seann William Scott, and narrator Justin Timberlake, while the secondary cast is filled with Hey, It's That Guy! character actors and comedians, specifically Saturday Night Live veterans.The sprawling story is difficult to summarize (and considered intensely nonsensical by many) but here's a thumbnail version: after a nuclear attack in Texas, World War III has begun and the fuel supply of the United States is placed under strain, while the government becomes an authoritarian police state to combat the everpresent threat of terrorism. A genius inventor named Baron von Westphalen, a dandy who dresses like Liberace crossed with Ozymandias from Watchmen, joins forces with a Republican presidential candidate to create a wireless power generator that uses ocean currents to transmit electricity via quantum entanglement. This wireless energy, dubbed Fluid Karma, is derived from a compound that's also an injectible drug allowing the user to "bleed" his or her consciousness through space and time, but you'd only know that if you read the graphic novel prequels. The tidal generator appears to be sending out dense waves of fog, causing red tides, and oh yeah, ripping holes in the fabric of time and space. Meanwhile, the police state has created widespread discontent among the population and, in a Self Fulfilling Prophecy, created actual terrorists in the form of neo-Marxist cells dedicated to overthrowing the government agency responsible for monitoring the American population, USIDent, spearheaded by the aforementioned presidential candidate and his wife.And that last paragraph? That's all backstory delivered in the first ten minutes by Justin Timberlake, who's using Fluid Karma to narrate the story. The actual movie hasn't even started yet.Yeah, it's that kind of flick.The "plot", such as it is, is a Four Lines, All Waiting series of vignettes about a loosely-interconnected group of people living in the southland and plotting conspiracies either for or against the police state, although along the way it morphs into a metaphysical odyssey about the apocalypse requiring more than a passing familiarity with the Book of Revelation to make sense of, not to mention essential exposition available only in the graphic novel prequels. And even then, some things happen that have no rhyme or reason, though it's hard to tell if that's because Richard Kelly is a poor writer or if the studio made him cut large swatches of the movie out after a disastrous screening of a workprint version at the Cannes film festival. We just know that a FAQ is probably necessary for viewers. Thoughmany tried and failed to make some sense.As of 2013, Kelly still considers Southland Tales his proudest accomplishment, calling it his "misunderstood child". He's actively trying to create a definitive version of the story by restoring the deleted scenes and condensing the events of the graphic novels into an animated prequel (the script is available to read here, if you're interested). Only time will tell if his completed vision fares better than the original.
—Inversion of a poem by T. S. Eliot
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Pilot Abiliene: They say the path down the road not taken concludes with a stairway to heaven. The gates would not open for another three days, and Boxer Santaros was searching for the key.