Funny: Southland Tales

  • "There's no stopping what can't be stopped! Only GOD can stop it."
    • "But the New York Times said God is dead!"
      • Fortunio's reactions to Boxer and Krista is the thing that really sells it.
  • The scene of Boxer's ride-along with Taverner. One part in particular.
    • "We're really just looking out for the niggers."
  • "The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself... you stupid bitch."
  • "And do you know what we did when we found a hole in the fifth dimension? We launched monkeys into it."
  • "IF YOU DON'T LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL KILL MYSELF!" Cue sniper...
  • The hilariously bad screenplay to The Power from the graphic novel, an inept parody of End of Days featuring a cop, Jericho Cane, protecting the infant messiah, who produces no bowel movements and whose farts cause earthquakes. What makes it even funnier is how revelatory and amazing Boxer Santaros seems to think this obvious piece of schlock is, satirizing actors with vanity projects.
  • Taverner's completely deadpan delivery of the line: "We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico."
  • Jon Lovitz's performance either comes off as this or Nightmare Fuel.
  • "DROP THAT FUCKING SIDEARM!"

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