Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?

Horrifically adorable.

"I'm an intelligent woman. I know the difference between reality and my own dark fantasies. But I thrill at the idea of being taken by a great tentacled beast. My heart races as I imagine my frail and delicate body being controlled, being used by a force too powerful for me to deny. To feel helpless, vulnerable, it scares me yet it excites me. My body aches with desire as I imagine myself being forced to surrender in the most intimate of ways. Can this be so wrong?"

Putting the "love" back in "Lovecraft."

This is what happens when you make love (in either sense of that phrase) with an Eldritch Abomination, or a Starfish Alien doing a passable imitation of one. Tentacles are a frequent feature. Can be played for sheer Squick, horror, fanservice, laughs or all of the above at the same time.

Might lead to Fetus/Enfant Terrible. A common origin for the Anti-Antichrist, able to switch sides as a representation of the human side, but just as likely to become a monster.

Subtrope of Unequal Pairing and Interspecies Romance. Compare and contrast Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?, Mars Needs Women, Boldly Coming, and Divine Date.


Examples

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    Anime & Manga 
  • The OVA of El-Hazard: The Magnificent World. The Demon God destroyed the Precursors, brought ruin upon the land, and threatened to do the same to present-day El Hazard. Then she and the hero fell in love...
  • In Haiyore! Nyarko-san, the protagonist Mahiro did this by accident, having a certain je ne sais quoi that made Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos fall in Love Before First Sight with him. Most guys would kill to have a beautiful Otaku girlfriend who wants to have sex at every opportunitynote , but as a fan of the Cthulhu Mythos, Mahiro is horrified because he's well aware that Nyarlathotep has 999 other forms, most of which could destroy his sanity if he so much as caught a glimpse of them. (And also just plain finds her personality annoying.) Later novels show that Mahiro's warming to the idea, with outright confirmation by a third party that he is in love with Nyarko, even if he's not willing to admit it yet.
  • Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea has Ponyo's human father and sea goddess mother. Granmammare is the personification of the sea and all life therein. Even though she can take the form of a somewhat normal sized human, it's still quite a lop-sided match.

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    Film 
  • In Dagon, the protagonist has dreams about swimming undersea with a beautiful mermaid. Later, he actually meets her, but resists her attempt at seduction when he finds out that she has tentacles instead of legs. Later on, she turns out to be his sister, and also his destined bride. While featuring a village full of otherworldly interbreeding, this one gets super-bonus-points for being based on a Lovecraft story.
  • In Pirates of the Caribbean Davy Jones fell in love with Calypso, the Anthropomorphic Personification of the sea. He hates and loves her due to her fickle nature, which led him to cut out his own heart to escape the conflicting emotions. Sao Feng aspired to this trope, having fallen in love with the sea and thus Calypso.

    Literature 
  • Cthulhu Mythos:
    • "The Dunwich Horror". Yog-Sothoth has sex with a human woman and produces the offspring who will be known as Wilbur Whateley. And it's hinted that her elderly father was acting as the, er, vessel for Yog at the time.
    • Michael Shea's "Fat Face" involves a woman who becomes interested in a rather large, but kindly man. It's not a man, and it doesn't end well.
    • Played with Ramsey Campbell's "The Faces At Pine Dunes". The protagonist and his girlfriend investigate his parents' strange behavior. His father is a Human/Eldritch Abomination hybrid, and so is the protagonist.
  • "The Dunwich Horror" was inspired by Arthur Machen's The Great God Pan, which also features sex (or some kind of mating) between a human woman and an Eldritch Abomination. The resulting daughter is an eerily beautiful Humanoid Abomination whose unspeakable acts (strongly implied to be sexual in nature) lead to madness and suicide.
  • Done as part of a Deal with the Devil in The Dresden Files when Harry takes up the mantle of the Winter Knight. Harry states that it wasn't sex, no matter what it looked like. You can't have sex with a hurricane, or make love to a storm.
  • In the Conan the Barbarian story The Scarlet Citadel, it is mentioned that the evil sorcerer Tsotha-Lanti is the offspring of a dancing girl from Shadizar who slept too close to some haunted ruins and awoke in the grasp of a black demon. And from that unholy union Tsotha-Lanti was born.
  • The premise of the Viridian Saga (with Cthulhu himself to boot!)
  • The Bible has the Nephilim, which are the product of angels falling for and lusting after human women. Seems like standard Interspecies Romance, until you read the Book of Ezekiel and realize angels are far from "pretty boys with wings". It's implied that during their relationships with humans, that they took on a human form.
  • Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi: Luke has an encounter with Abeloth. She impersonates each of his previous girlfriends and then sets out to kill the ones that are still alive. Loving a Skywalker can be so complicated.
  • Appears in several works by Neil Gaiman:
    • In American Gods Shadow, the main character, catches the smitten eye of the Egyptian Cat Goddess, Bastet. It doesn't amount to much more than a one night stand and some minor flirting though. The implications of the trope are minimized when you learn that Shadow is in fact Baldr.
    • "A Study in Emerald" has Queen Victoria (reimagined as an Eldritch Abomination) and her human "consort" Prince Albert. Also Prince Franz Drago of Bohemia (another Eldritch Abomination) is said to have frequented brothels, and he ends up dying after Sherlock Holmes lures him to his death with the offer of a virgin kidnapped from a convent.
    • In "How to Talk to Girls at Parties" the narrator ends up at the wrong party with his friend, flirts with girls who turn out to be Anthropomorphic Personifications of planets, and is almost consumed by hearing a song from one of them. His friend tries to make out with a sun and inadvertently pisses her off, and the narrator never hears from him again.
    • In The Ocean at the End of the Lane an Eldritch Abomination disguised as a human woman seduces and makes love with the narrator's father.
  • Awoken, a work that revels in exaggerating the tropes found in Twilight-like teen Paranormal Romance, has its ordinary female protagonist fall in love with Cthulhu. A Cthulhu who can take on the form of a gorgeous teenage boy, but still an amoral and murderous Cthulhu.

    Live-Action TV 
  • In Smallville, only Chloe Sullivan could get involved with Doomsday.
  • Elvira denies that she worships the Devil, but admits that she dated him once.
  • While the TARDIS from Doctor Who is not eldritch in a negative or scary sense, she is undoubtedly one of the most powerful and bizarre entities on the show. She's a pandimensional Genius Loci in the form of a blue police box with an infinite Pocket Dimension on the inside, and she exists simultaneously at every point in time and space. And in "The Doctor's Wife" (written by Neil Gaiman—see the Literature section above), when she briefly possesses a woman's body and comes face-to-face with the Doctor... epic flirting ensues, with the heavy implication that the Doctor wasn't aware they've always been in a relationship. It doesn't go any further than flirting, though. (And at another point in the episode, the TARDIS flirts with Rory.)
    The Doctor: Do you have a name?
    Human TARDIS: Seven hundred years and finally he asks.
    The Doctor: What do I call you?
    Human TARDIS: What do you call me? Sexy.
    The Doctor: Only when we're alone.
    Human TARDIS: We are alone.
    The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.
  • In Angel season 5, something develops between Wesley and Illyria, mostly because she reminds him of Fred, and much angst ensues when she impersonates her. It isn't clear until the series finale that Illyria returned his affections, as evidenced by her compassion and grief at Wesley's death.

    Music 
  • The song "Width of a Circle" by David Bowie describes a consensual encounter with some sort of Eldritch Abomination. Remember, kids, Drugs Are Bad!
  • Norm Sherman's "Heartache Over Innsmouth", which is just what it sounds like.
  • The music video for "Peacebone" by the experimental rock group Animal Collective shows a blossoming romance between a human woman and... something else.

    Tabletop Games 
  • Call of Cthulhu:
    • Yog-Sothoth can mate with human females, creating the Spawn of Yog-Sothoth.
    • Masks of Nyarlathotep campaign. A woman named Hypatia Masters apparently mated with a Great Old One (she became pregnant and had its child).
    • Supplement The Fungi from Yuggoth, adventure "The Thing in the Well". After donning a pair of magical glasses a woman is raped by an other-dimensional monster and becomes pregnant with its child.
    • The Cthulhu Now adventure "Love's Lonely Children" adventure features a couple who are Y'Golonac cultists. Y'Golonac is the Mythos entity of Squick incarnate. The husband is possessed and bodily transforms into Y'Golonac, while his wife... worships. And they got their daughter involved in it, too...
  • Exalted:
    • In one of the more contested passages in the guide for Infernals, it's suggested that new Infernals are passed around the Yozis for... "initiation." The Yozis are crippled godlike entities that take forms such as a city of brass and basalt, a hundred thousand crystalline spheres of fire, and an ever-twisting river. The sheer physics alone... But, for good or ill, the actual process would be a bit less mind-hurting, as the Yozis can create humaniform avatars called jouten. This is not necessarily an improvement.
    • The Yozi Adorjan (who mostly appears in the form of an extremely violent wind) also mated with a Solar Exalt (through a dream...) and conceived daughters by him (three were normal human children, while the other four shed their mortal bodies when they reached maturity and became living winds like their mother).
    • The god(dess) Luna was created (partially) for the purpose of seducing the Primordial Gaia (and fell in love with her instead). Gaia's most commonly seen form is her humanoid jouten, but mentions are made of her other, greater forms, that are vast, primal and slightly terrifying to the gods (although Luna, while typically humanoid, can take some pretty eldritch forms herself, so the line between regular romance and romancing Cthulhu is a bit blurred).
    • The Fair Folk are vortices of chaotic energy pretending to be people, and half-fae are a well-established bit of setting lore.
  • Pathfinder:
    • The "aberrant" bloodline—-which eventually turns your character into a Humanoid Abomination-—implies something like this in a sorcerer's ancestry.
    • The 4th bestiary includes the Spawn of Yog-Sothoth mentioned above as a monster-type, and notes that some of Yog-Sothoth's half-mortal children take more after their humanoid parents, becoming aberrant bloodline sorcerers instead.
  • This is practically the point of FATAL, which has many mechanics for humans mating with demons, abominations, and the like. FATAL being, well, FATAL, most of these matings are non-consensual.

    Video Games 
  • Cthulhu Saves the World. Umi falls in love with Cthulhu at first sight, but he considers them "strictly in a rock star-groupie relationship." By the end though, he comes to return her feelings.
  • In Disgaea 2 Adell delivers a Cooldown Kiss to Zenon, God of all Overlords.
  • Persona 3:
    • In Portable, on the Female Main Character's route, you're given the chance to initiate a romantic S.Link with Ryoji Mochizuki, the human form of Nyx Avatar. That is, you can make the personification of Death itself fall in love with you.
    • While it's not an official social link, a male main character is asked to show Elizabeth what sex is like during their last outing. The female main character can similarly win the affection of, and have an Optional Sexual Encounter with, Elizabeth's younger brother Theodore. It's not clear exactly what Elizabeth and Theodore are, but whatever they are, it's not human, and as the game's Bonus Bosses they are just as if not more powerful than the above mentioned character.
  • Persona 4:
    • You can fulfill the requests of the big sister of the aforementioned Elizabeth and Theodore, Margaret. If you do, her comments toward you become more and more flirty and, if you finished them all, she will steal a kiss towards the end of the game and tease you about meeting again in the future.
    • Marie in Persona 4 Golden on the PS Vita is a bona fide romantic social link and an alter ego of Izanami, the former mate of Izanagi (who, incidentally, is your alter ego).
  • In The Bard's Tale, you're unknowingly setting free (or not) a Demon Queen. You guessed it, Caleigh. Though she does keep her promise to you.
  • Dragon Age:
    • One of the potential love interests in Dragon Age II is an Abomination, a human who has been possessed by spirits/demons. Several characters discuss and lampshade the squickier aspects of the relationship. (This means that every intimate encounter Hawke shares with his/her Abomination Love Interest is technically a threesome.)
    • Played For Laughs in Dragon Age: Inquisition when Blackwall asks local Fade expert Solas if he's ever been intimate with a Fade spirit. Solas grows flustered, and insists that nothing in the Fade is ever simple, but seeing as he never actually denies the accusation...
      • A female elven Inquisitor romancing Solas is unwittingly engaging in this, as he is really Fen'Harel, who can be compared to Loki in his role in elven mythology.
  • In Diablo III, Adria conceived Leah with Aidan while he was possessed by Diablo. And she knew it. Adria had consensual sex with the Lord of Terror.
  • In Mask of the Betrayer, you play as a soul-eating abomination whose mere existence poses a threat to those around you. This does not stop you from getting a Romance Sidequest.
  • In Fire Emblem Awakening, a Male Avatar can marry Tiki, who was put to sleep by Naga to keep her from degenerating into madness, which would destroy the world. Furthermore, all of the Avatar's romance options boil down to "Did You Just Romance The Avatar of Grima?".
  • Justified in the "good" ending of Eversion: Princess Nehema is revealed as an Eldritch Abomination in the bad ending, but in the good ending Zee Tee is one too.
  • You can cause this in Super Scribblenauts by summoning Romantic Cthulhu and Romantic [Anything Else].
  • In the backstory of Brütal Legend, the hero Riggnarok and the Demon Emperor Succoria traveled to the future (Eddie's time). Succoria had a Villainous BSOD when she saw that humanity was the dominant species and the Tainted Coil was extinct, meaning her people were destined to lose. Riggnarok pitied her and decided to care for her instead of slaying her. Eventually, they fell in love. Sadly, Succoria died in childbirth, and Riggnarok raised their son Eddie Riggs by himself. Assuming Eddie's demonic form takes after his mother, Succoria looked every bit as monstrous as the rest of the Tainted Coil when she and Riggnarok kindled a romance.

    Visual Novels 
  • Saya no Uta is about the main character (unknowingly) romancing one of these. He suffers from a condition which caused him to view everything as Eldritch Locations and everyone as Eldritch Abominations, which is why Saya, who herself is an actual Eldritch Abomination, was the only one to look normal in his eyes. It's also an extremely dark example, as his use of Saya as a Living Emotional Crutch can eventually cause him to cast aside his humanity and cross the Moral Event Horizon to perform such acts as murder, rape and cannibalism. Saya, with a flimsy grasp on human morality and herself possibly suffering from Sanity Slippage, makes exactly one attempt to stop his downward spiral by offering him the chance to return to the normal world by curing his condition. If he refuses and vows to stay with her no matter what, she happily helps him along down the slippery slope until he too begins sharing her Blue and Orange Morality.
  • In Dra Koi the protagonist starts a relationship with a dragon that is along the lines of an eldritch abomination: It casually breaks the laws of physics and is hinted to spread madness.
  • Demonbane has quite a lot of this going around. First, Al Azif, aka the Necronomicon, is romanceable. The sequel reveals that, in at least one universe, the protagonist and she had children... don't ask how that works. One of the main antagonists, Master Therion, is the result of another: he's the offspring of one of the most powerful sorceresses to ever live... and Yog-Sothoth. It is also possible to trigger sex scenes with such beings as Atlach-Nacha, Cthugha, Ithaqua, and Nyarlathotep.

    Web Comics 
  • Ow, my sanity combines this with Unwanted Harem.
  • Sluggy Freelance has a hint of this in a TV show actually called "Unholy Concubine Connection". (Before that comic, the show showed someone "merely" involved with Satan.)
  • In Grim Tales from Down Below, it turns out that years after The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Grim and Mandy married and had two kids. Though actually the boy is an abortion from an unknown father, and the girl's father is Nergal Junior, as Grim can't actually father new life, because he's Death.
  • Drow Tales:
    • Any drow who has a relationship with a Vel'akar, or a sentient demon from "beyond the veil". Snadhya'rune is heavily implied to have had a sexual relationship with her protector twin Khalessnote  before the latter got possessed by one, but it's not certain if their relationship continued after it happened.
    • Chapter 46 gives us the rare sight of one Cthulhu (the aforementioned Khaless) romancing another Cthulhu (Kharla'ggen) and the results are pure Fan Disservice.
  • The Lord Kingnote /Widow Norringtonnote  pairing in Roommates is either this trope or Divine Date depending on what you think about The Fair Folk. The guy also refuses to be categorized by hunting with Odin but playing poker with The Slender Man.

    Web Original 
  • Cracked uses this as one of the potential next Twilight-style monster/teenager romance trends here.
  • /tg/ likes these.
  • The twist of "Wilhelm Park" by redminus.
  • The Nostalgia Chick and her sidekicks Nella and Elisa plus a few ghostwriters (under the Portmanteau pen name Serra Elinsen) released a "crowd-sourced" Paranormal Romance novel that they originally described as "Twilight with aliens." By incorporating the suggestions of their fans, they eventually make the story about an ordinary teenage girl and a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination who fall in love. The book is out under the name Awoken, and given it goes right with Lovecraftian names such as Cthulhu and Azatoth is apparent that they're going all the way.
  • In the Whateley Universe, Sara Waite is a Humanoid Abomination, so anyone she has sex with counts. For that matter, her father Gothmog is by all accounts still quite popular with the ladies.

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Alternative Title(s):

Did You Just Romance Cthulu, Did You Just Make Out With Cthulhu