Guybrush: Sure, well I—
Elaine: And yet here you are telling me all about it, looking very integrated indeed.
Guybrush: Yes, well, that is... Ah... Okay, so I embellished it a little for dramatic effect. Sue me!
- In a flashback in Duel Masters, Shobu loses a Kaijudo duel, and possibly dies. The person listening to his story wonders if he might be a zombie. "What do you want me to do? Not eat a brain?"
- Mazinger Z: In episode 91, Kouji tries to bring a severely beaten Boss around. Boss mutters he is dead, and Kouji reminds him dead people can not speak. Boss realizes he is right and stands up.
- In the classic (read: all the usual crazy turned Up to Eleven) episode "Holy Matrimony!" of Pokémon, James is relating his story as a child who escaped from his controlling parents and abusive "fiancee," ending with him dying in the snow, in front of a church, with his loyal Growlithe by his side. While everyone else is caught up on the emotional tale, Misty reminds them that the young boy that "died" is the man telling them the story.
- In the first One Piece movie, Luffy is quite disappointed to learn that old man Ganzo survived his fall from a cliff as a child.
- Zettai Karen Children has a character asking this...about HERSELF.
- In a Barry Blair ElfQuest story featuring an Indiana Jones-style adventure. At the beginning of Part 2 one of the people the hero is telling his adventure to says something like, "So what happened next? I want to find out if you got killed or not."
- Done in the Comicbook Adaptation of The Ren & Stimpy Show, where Twenty Minutes into the Future Ren's grandson asks him this after elderly Ren ends his past flashback of himself practically exploding in a mushroom cloud of rage when he finds Stimpy dipping chocolate into his favorite peanut butter after returning from a rehabilitation center to cure his anger.
- A Knights of the Dinner Table comic has Brian describing a role-playing adventure that he calls "the best I ever played." Eventually, the party was captured by an army of trolls, but Brian was able to escape his bonds, distract the guards with a spell, and impale the troll king on a spear. At which point, one of the other knights asks, "How did you make it out alive?"
Brian: I didn't get out alive. They killed me, of course. I mean, c'mon. There were like two thousand trolls and me all by my lonesome? I didn't stand a chance.Sarah: But you said it was the best adventure ever...Brian: Well, yeah. Killin' that troll king was awesome.
- At the end of episode 9 of Bowser's Kingdom, Jeff asks Karate Duo Numbah Won how, if his brother died in the story he had been telling, was he sitting there with him? Their answer? "Rucky Candy!"
- Used in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic Say Something when Grandpa Muto relates the story of a game of Russian Roulette.
- In Undocumented Features's Road Film with Fighting, since it's basically a fanfic version of a Top Gear episode, they use this trope like Top Gear below.
FADE TO Int. Day. Top Gear Studio. CLARKSON and HAMMOND stand near the INDESTRUCTIBLE TOYOTA.Hammond (with overacted eagerness): The suspense is killing me, Jeremy. Did we escape from Earthforce or not?
- In My Little Mommies, Derpy has been retelling the story of how her daughter was created from a magic mirror, which involves her and her then-coworkers Sparkler, Raindrops and Speedy battling a gorgon, with Raindrops and Speedy getting poisoned. When the flashback ends, Rainbow Dash is desperate to know if Raindrops and Speedy survived. Twilight points out that Raindrops is working on the weather patrol with Rainbow Dash, and has in fact been covering for her during their recent vacation.
- A variant happens in A Twixie Love Story: after Trixie has moved in with Twilight, the Crusaders take her captive (they have a grudge against her for what she did to their sisters), so Trixie tries to mollify them by telling the story of how she and Twilight became a couple, which involves them duking it out at a sci-fi convention. The story is very captivating, and while Scootaloo gets excited over the action scenes, Sweetie Belle latches on to the romance plot and wonders if Trixie and Twilight will be able to patch things up. Apple Bloom helpfully reminds her that the ponies in question are a genuine couple now, so obviously they did.
- In episode 3 of the Touhou fanime Fantasy Kaleidoscope, Sanae tearfully asks Marisa if she died after the cliffhanger from the previous episode. Reimu points out Marisa is the one telling the story.
- Running Gag in Cool Runnings: "Hey Sanka. You dead?" "Ya, mon." At the end of the film, inverted to indicate they aren't willing to give up.
- Lampshaded in Kick-Ass, which occasionally has the title character give voiceover narration. In one such segment, he says that just because he's telling them the story doesn't mean that he survived it, mentioning a number of movies, including American Beauty, narrated by dead people.
- In Alien: Resurrection, one of the characters asks Ripley what she did last time she ran into the xenomorphs.
Ripley: [raises eyebrows] I died.
- Notable because it is not a joke - Ripley actually did die. The one in Resurrection is a clone.
- Inverted in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen when the climax of the story the Baron is narrating seems to end in the Baron's death, complete with tragic funeral procession — at which point we hear the Baron cheerfully bellow "and that was just one of the many instances in which I met my death!"
Sally: What happened in the story?Baron: What?Sally: In the Sultan's palace. Did you escape? Were you killed?Baron: (annoyed) I don't know!
- But played straight earlier in the film, when Sally first speaks to the Baron (note that the story mentioned was supposed to be treated as a true fact explaining the ongoing war):
- Similarly, in the Czech film Baron Prášil (a.k.a. Když Burian prášil) the main protagonist, descendant of Baron Munchhausen, dramatically relates how he was surrounded by bears on a narrow bridge over a chasm:
Prášil: So consider this: a bear in front of me, a bear behind me, me in the middle, and below me a chasm.Butler: So, what did you do?Prášil: What was I supposed to do? I got myself eaten!
- But the ghost of the old Baron, which knocked a plate from the wall whenever anybody told a lie, was polite enough to wait until the end of the story.
- In Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, when Buck is telling of his encounter with The Beast (aka Rudy), and indicates he was eaten:
Crash: Were you killed?Buck: Sadly, yes. But I lived!
- In Finding Nemo, after Dory tells the baby sea turtles about her and Marlin's journey, one of them asks Marlin "Mister Fish, did you die?"
- Roger Ebert noted that the documentary Touching the Void had this effect on him. Don Simpson is narrating his own experience of being stuck on a mountain with a broken leg, so clearly he survived, but the situation he's in looks so impossible to get out of that you're still kind of surprised he makes it.
- Parodied in Without A Clue. When "Holmes" tells the story of facing a poisonous snake, had it not been for his quick reflexes, he would be telling that story, but standing there a dead man.
- This great little exchange happens towards the end of the 1942 war film Flying Tigers, between John Wayne and his copilot aboard a plane loaded with nitroglycerin:
Jim: I used to drive a roller coaster once.Woody: Carrying nitro?Jim: Yes.Woody: Were you killed?Jim: Uh-huh.
- Hopalong Cassidy once finished one of his dimwitted sidekick's long-winded stories for him by saying "I know, you died." California's response? "That's right, I died." It takes him a few more seconds to notice his mistake.
- In the "Second Honeymoon" segment of V/H/S, a young woman whose husband just stepped out of view behind boulders at the edge of a very deep canyon calls out to ask him "Did you fall?", as if he'd be in any condition to answer if he had fallen.
- In "A Minute's Wait", the second segment of John Ford's The Rising Of The Moon, the engineer begins a drawn-out suspenseful story about a ghost he discovered while exploring in an old castle. The officious station master comes in and says the train is (once again) ready to depart. The barmaid asks "What happened to the ghost? Did he not come back and get you?" The engineer assures her he'll finish the story later, "when there's more congenital company."
- In the Polish comedy Kiler, the main character (who is mistaken by everyone for a notorious contract killer) is interviewed by in prison by a journalist. She asks him about "his" first contract and he starts musing about the (completely made up) circumstances, until she asks him if he succeeded in killing his mark.
Kiler: Nope. I died.
- Variation used by Wild Bill Hickock. As the story goes, he'd often be telling some story or another to an audience of eager kids, get to a climactic point and pause dramatically. One of the youngsters would ask, "And then what happened?" to which he'd answer, "Well, boys, they killed me!"
- David Brin's Uplift novel Brightness Reef has Alvin complain of how the clear answer to this question in his first-person account interferes with the dramatic tension of the story.
- Older Than Radio: In Samuel Taylor Coleridge's The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, after the Mariner describes how everyone on his ship died, the wedding-guest interrupts the story with "I fear thee, ancient Mariner!" and has to be reassured that the Mariner did not die.
- In the His Dark Materials short story "Once Upon a Time in the North", Lee Scoresby tells the politician's daughter about the time he was chased by a bear. Her question, "Did he catch you?" is a clue that she isn't the brightest bulb in the drawer.
- Played with in Sun Blind, book two of the Secret of the Unicorn Queen series, when the eponymous queen and Sheila are trapped by the Big Bad. As Sheila despairs, Illyria tells her a story about when she was trapped on a cliff side between a hungry cave bear, and a Lyros, a mountain wolf as big as a pony- and her fingers were slipping. She promptly ends the story, and Sheila asks, hopeful, how she made it.
"Oh, I didn't. The bear ate me."
- Inverted in Tall Tale America where someone asks Jim Bridger how he survived a fight with a nine-foot-tall Indian. "I didn't (...) that dratted Indian killed me."
- A twist occurs in Way of the Peaceful Warrior. Dan is visiting Socrates in the hospital after the old man had a heart attack and, it seems, did actually die and miraculously come back to life. Dan is explaining what happened when Soc interrupts, "I'm rooting for you. I can't wait to find out how it all came out."
- Julian Comstock by Robert Charles Wilson, which purports to be a biography of the title character by his best friend, has this line halfway through:
The reader, if not versed in recent history, may be anxious to discover whether or not Julian and I were killed on Independence Day. I do not mean to protract the answer to that important question...
- The Amelia Peabody novel The Last Camel Died at Noon starts with Amelia, her husband Emerson, and their son Ramses lost in the Nubian desert, several days away from the Nile, after the death of their last camel. There is then an extended flashback to show how they came to be in this situation, which Amelia assures the reader is not for the purposes of causing any suspense about her survival because "Obviously I could not be writing this if I were in the same state as those poor camels."
- Invoked by Pierre Fley in John Dickson Carr's The Hollow Man:
"Three of us were once buried alive. Only one escaped!""And how did you escape?""I didn't, you see. I was one of the two who did not escape."
- Played with in Jack Blank. At the beginning of the story, Jack is reading an old comic book about the space hero, Prime, who had suddenly been infected by the Rüstov techno-virus, but the last page is missing. Once Jack discovers Prime is a real person and not just a comic book hero and is alive and well, and that the Rüstov techno-virus is unquestionably fatal, he asks Prime if what happened in the comic book was true. Prime responds that comic book artists like to embellish the truth.
- The Tropic of Serpents by Marie Brennan is framed as a volume of memoirs written by the narrator in her old age, about the exploits of her youth. Describing a bout of yellow fever that she contracted, she says:
In short, I nearly died — a phrase I can write with equanimity only because it was so long ago, and because I have the reassurance of knowing that I survived. (As you can plainly tell, for I am not writing this memoir from beyond the grave.)
- Variation in the first episode of As Time Goes By. Jean is explaining to her daughter Judith that Lionel, the man Judith met earlier, actually used to be Jean's old flame. As Jean goes on to say that they were separated because Lionel went off to the Korean War, Judith, enthralled by the story of Star-Crossed Lovers and a hopeless romantic, guesses breathlessly, "And then he died!"
Jean: You just had lunch with him.
- Top Gear's Richard Hammond is frequently subjected to this trope - for example, after sitting in a car while it was struck by lightning. Lampshaded in one episode, where after showing half of on film, he quips "We'll come back later to see if I died."
- The episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Riley returned had Buffy and Riley promise to swap stories if they get a chance. She asks if he died, and when he says he didn't, she says, "I'm going to win." (She'd died and come back in the year since he left.)
Buffy: So, how've you been?Amy: Rat. You?Buffy: Dead.Amy: [politely] Oh.
- This was a favorite of Buffy writers:
- On Dave Allen at Large, the comedian told a one-liner in which one drunk man asks another, "Say, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?"
- Doctor Who
- Inverted in the episode "The Time of Angels". The Doctor asks Bob how he escaped the Angels. He replies that he didn't - they snapped his neck. This is the point where it's revealed the Angels are basically using his corpse as a puppet to communicate with the Doctor.
- Reused in "Asylum of the Daleks", where an explorer describes how he got stranded on a glacier without shelter. It's only when it's pointed to him that it's been a year that he realises he forgot about dying.
- Asked by Kelly once in Married... with Children. It wasn't a death case. Al told the family a woman at the store asked him to move to a Greek island and live with her. Kelly, being her, believed Al when he said he went.
- Non-lethal version in an episode of Becker: Margaret is telling Linda the story of how she met and was eventually hired by Becker, and at a point in the story when Becker throws Margaret out of the office, Linda asks "So where did you end up working?"
- Slight variant in Merlin. After a particularly nasty fight, Elyan calls out "Gwaine? You still alive?" Gwaine emerges from the darkness with "What do you think?"
- This sketch of Horrible Histories has Colonel Blood offering to tell King Charles II all about the time he tried to assassinate... King Charles II.
King Charles II: Did you succeed? No, no, no, don't tell me, I'll wait until you come 'round!
- Babylon 5 managed to work this into a serious bit of dialogue after Sheridan came Back from the Dead and showed up to rally the League races who had given up on fighting the Shadows.
Drazi Ambassador: Captain, we're sorry. We thought you were dead.Sheridan: I was. I'm better now.
- On General Hospital, local Mary Sue Felicia Jones faked her death to get Serial Killer Ryan to confess to his crimes—her "ghost" haunted him until he finally broke down. When she testified at his trial, his lawyer questioned her tactics, then practically lampshaded this trope by apologizing for having to ask such a ridiculous question—"You weren't ever really dead, were you?"
- In Arlo Guthrie's "Motorcycle Song", Arlo recounts the time he accidentally rode his motorcycle off a huge cliff and wrote the refrain to this song on his way down:
I was goin' at 150 miles an hour sideways and 500 feet down at the same time...I knew it was the end...But as fate would have it, I didn't die! I landed on the top of a police car. And it died.
- The Tragically Hip's frontman Gordon Downie often plays with this trope in concerts. Usually during an instrumental break on "New Orleans is Sinking", he'll launch into a story about how he got his arms bitten off by a killer whale at Sea World or drowned while rescuing a family from Hurricane Katrina.
- There is also this:
Were you lost? — No, just bewildered.Were you caught? — No, just surrounded.Were you brave and were you courageous? — Well, wait and see.Bing Crosby, "Incident at Rogers Creek", A Christmas Story, 1957.
- An episode of The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss features a boy telling his friends about his adventures with his pet fish, Norville. In the middle of the story, one of the friends asks, "Did you and Norville die?" The others look at her and replied "Duh..."
- Adventures in Odyssey takes a story from Bernard's childhood, told to an impatient listener who knows that a matter of life or death is involved, adds a commercial-break cliffhanger (dramatic music and all) and blunts it within ten seconds of coming back.
Tamika: So it was Bernard who died!Bernard: What? No, no, I didn't die, I'm standing right here in front of you.Tamika: ...oh. Right.
- Inverted in an old Bert And I sketch. The titular duo finds a body in the kelp resembling Elmer Johnson, the lighthouse keeper. They stop at the lighthouse to see if he's all right, and he answers the door. They tell Elmer what they saw, and he asks a series of follow-ups.
"Was they high boots, or was they low boots?""They was low boots.""Are you sure?""Well...come to think of it, they was high boots turned down low.""Oh. [Beat] Well, 't'weren't me."
- Bleak Expectations:
Sir Phillip: We resolved to escape from St. Bastard's or die in the attempt!
Sourquill: And what happened?
Sir Phillip: We died in the attempt.
Sourquill: Oh, how awful!
Sir Phillip: Of course not, you blundering idiot! How would I be talking to you now?
- Big Finish Doctor Who, "The Uncertainty Principle". At the cliffhanger of the adventure Zoe is relating, she had just been zapped by aliens. The next episode opens with her interrogator asking how she could possibly have survived. Zoe, not in the best of tempers, snaps back "I didn't — I'm a ghost!" but is soon persuaded to reveal the actual reason.
- In The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, this is one question you aren't allowed to interrupt someone else's tall tale with.
- In one of the inns in the 7th Sea universe, you can tell any tall tale you like, no matter how outlandish, and get away with it as long as you confirm that you did die at the end.
- Malcom invokes this himself in The Full Monty The Musical. When Jerry and Dave are discussing ways to help him kill himself, he chimes in, "I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad...but it didn't kill me." Jerry's response: "Malcolm, stay out of this."
- In the beginning of Don Giovanni, there's just been a duel between the title character and the Commendatore. Leporello, Giovanni's servant, asks "Who died - you or the old guy?" Giovanni replies "What an idiotic question - the old guy!"
- Inverted in Monkey Island 2. If you "kill" Guybrush during the game (which isn't easy), Elaine (whom Guybrush is telling the story to) tells him that can't have happened, since he's obviously not dead.
- Kind of inverted in Fallout. There's a ghoul character with a lot of war stories who will invariably respond to questions like "How did you survive?" with "Didn't. Got killed! Hehehehehe!" He really loves that joke.
- Implied in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time: The events of the game are being related to a third party by the prince, after the fact, (sort of), and if the player dies in-game, the prince can be heard saying something to the effect of "No...no, that didn't happen...let me start again..." Either it's this trope, or the prince has simply added a passage into his story where he is permanently killed, having forgotten that he is in fact alive.
- There was a similar thing going on with Videogame/Sacrifice: "Of course that's not what really happened... let me start again..."
- The old PC game Conan the Cimmerian is narrated by a traveler sitting at a campfire, telling Conan's story to a group of other men. If the player causes Conan to die, the game over screen cuts back to the storyteller, saying something along the lines of, "No, that's not right. Surely Conan would have known better than to do that." (The message varies according to how Conan died.) Then, of course, you reload your save and try again.
- Another old PC game, Banzai Bug, does it the same way as the Prince of Persia example above, since the whole game's events is being retold by the titular bug as a geriatric.
- In Kingdom of Loathing, agua de vida allows you to flip your consciousness through time and experience the lives of characters from the past and future. If you flip back in time to Krakrox the Barbarian and manage to get him killed, you are tersely informed that the story of Krakrox's death is well known and you've told it wrong.
- After dying in the games intro and subsequently being resurrected by Cerberus Mass Effect 2 has a few variations on this:
Wrex: So Shepard, how's the Normandy?
- Once, a guard stops you, claiming that his scanning thinks you are dead and asks for an explanation ("I was mostly dead" or "I've been getting that a lot").
- During the encounter with Wrex:
Shepard: Destroyed in a collector attack. I ended up spaced.
Wrex: Well, you're here now. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system!
Shepard: ...yeah... Humans don't have those.
Joker: Come on! It'll be better than the old days.
- And later:
Shepard: I hope so. I died.
- In Batman: Arkham Asylum, Harley Quinn cuts off Batman's way to the surface by blowing up the elevator, leading to an exchange between Bats and Oracle:
Batman: Harley Quinn tried to slow me down. Dropped an elevator on me.
Oracle: Did it work?
- Inverted at the end of Spec Ops: The Line:
- In Tales from the Borderlands, the Framing Device involves Rhys and Fiona relating their story to a Mysterious Stranger who has captured them. If you fail a quick-time event and die, the Stranger will wryly ask if they want to try telling that again, as they're clearly not dead.
- Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures , a couple times - example.
- In Sluggy Freelance, Riff and Torg have to explain that, no Kiki, they were not killed by a a giant, carnivorous Smurf.
- In Psyguy's Sonic fan comic Get Blue Spheres Tails at one point ends up falling down a chasm to his apparent death. Later in the story he meets up with Sonic and the others without a scratch.
- The Onion has "Candidate May Have Lied About Heroic Death In Vietnam".
- "Did he died?": a common comment left by trolls on any online video featuring someone injuring themselves. Of course, one doesn't have to survive an injury to have a video of it posted online, but in the vast majority the people are shown to be living, albeit in a a great deal of pain from that railing that just impacted with their groin.
- Red vs. Blue: Tucker explains how some thugs killed his original team and then tried to kill him. Caboose really hopes he stopped them.
- When Homestar Runner hosted a talk show, we heard the tail end of one of his stories.
But it turned out, I didn't die.
- A pre-commercial cliffhanger in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic has Fluttershy falling from a great height. She's telling the story, so...
- The Simpsons
Homer: Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread... the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll be killed!Marge: Homer, he obviously got out alive if he wrote the article.Homer: Don't be so...[flips page] oh, you're right.
Grampa: Son, don't go up that mountain! You'll die up there like I did!Homer: You? Did?Grampa: Sure.
- In another episode, Grandpa is trying to convince Homer to not attempt to climb the "Murderhorn" mountain:
Willie: Nobody got out alive. Not even Willie!
- And another...
- One old Popeye cartoon featured Popeye telling his nephews about one of his adventures. At one point they ask "Did you get killed?"
- In an episode of Invader Zim, Invader Skooge successfully conquers his assigned planet, but the Tallest 'reward' him by shooting him into the planet from orbit. However, later, he returns, leading to this:
Zim: Skooge? I thought the Tallest killed you?Skooge: Yeah, but I'm OK now.
- In the Shrek Halloween special, the characters are telling scary stories, and the gingerbread man's supposedly "true" story ends with "And then they ate me!" The Three Little Pigs run out screaming "weeeee!" (The Big Bad Wolf sighs that they'll be doing that all the way home.) It's Shrek who asks the gingerbread man, "If they ate you, how are you still here?"
- Rocko's Modern Life:
Heffer: You know, I died once.Filburt: Yeah?
- Technically, he did die once.
- In the Futurama episode "Where No Fan Has Gone Before," while listening to the testimony of those involved, Zap Brannigan comments, "So Melllvar ordered a battle to the death. I assume no one survived?"
- In an episode of The Looney Tunes Show, Granny is relating her adventures as a spy in World War II to Daffy, who interrupts at every thrilling cliffhanger with "Did you die? You died, didn't you? I bet you died!"
- King of the Hill uses a variant:
Nancy: Aw, did you win?Dale: ...You're not really familiar with the game, are you?Nancy: No.Dale: (proudly) Yeah, I won.
- Inverted in the Cars short "Mater the Greater", when Mater claims that it was Lightning McQueen who tried performing a death-defying leap across a canyon...and that he "didn't make it". (And it's Lightning himself he's telling the story to.)
- There is a Russian joke about an old man telling his grandson a story from his days as a partisan during the Great Patriotic War, about him getting caught by the Nazis and being forced to choose between death and sexual slavery.
Grandson: So what did you choose, Grandpa?Grandfather: I died, kiddo, I died.
- In the commentary for Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, the directors mention that they got a lot of comments from people who thought Sam drowned after cannonballing into the pool in the jell-o castle, despite the fact that she shows up in the very next scene.
- Subverted in the stock insult "Did your mother have any kids that lived?"
- Not Always Right: Was it you or your brother who was drowned at sea?
- Played straighter than straight in a local TV news broadcast in the UK, where an impressionable young presenter was interviewing a World War 2 veteran:
Awestruck Interviewer: And...I hear that you died heroically.Amused Veteran: I didn't die.
- In one Eddie Izzard bit, he describes flying in a tiny plane where he argues with the pilot over who gets to eat the better cookies that are on board when the pilot decides to intentionally crash the plane, ending with:
Izzard: And we hit a mountain! And I died!
- There's an ancient Roman joke (found in the Philogelos) that goes something like this:
An Absent-Minded Professor meets one of a pair of identical twins. He asks, "Was it you or your brother who died?"
- From a courtroom transcript:
Lawyer: What happened then?Witness: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”Lawyer: Did he kill you?Witness: No.
- Sadly, this might actually have been a case of the lawyer covering his ass just in case. Trials have been drawn out over insane things before. Also, in direct testimony (at least in the U.S.), "leading the witness" is not allowed, so a more common phrasing like "But, of course, he didn't kill you, correct?" could be objected to. Technically the "Did he kill you?" could have been objected to as a prejudicial question.
- Neil Young almost did die of polio when he was five. When his family came to the hospital to take him home, he immediately said "I didn't die, did I?"