Is There a Doctor in the House?
A Stock Phrase
often yelled by a character when someone is injured in a public setting such as a theater or a restaurant, though it's been played for laughs since at least
, making it a bit of a Discredited Trope
, hardly ever taken seriously. (Nowadays, the sensible thing to do would be to use a phone to call the paramedics.) It can often lead into instances of Breaking the Fourth Wall
and Born in the Theatre
, and the word "doctor" or "house" might be replaced by something else, either because the plot calls for it or for comedic effect. It is still parodied to this day.
A common variant is on airplanes with "Is there a doctor onboard?", perhaps the second most worrying question you can be asked while flying after "Does anyone know how to fly?" (Though both, in order, work too.)
examples may involve Fatal Method Acting
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Anime and Manga
- Chopper from One Piece made a running gag of saying things like this, then remembering that he was a doctor.
- Lampshaded and subverted in Cromartie High School in the field-trip episode (one of the three). When the question is asked, comedian wannabe Yamaguchi Noboru notes that it's a nice classic joke. After that, another announcement calls for sumo wrestlers. Out of professionalism, Noboru won't be surprised by such an outrageous demand. After that, another announcement, this time for a green grocer. Noboru muses for a very short while, until snapping: that lady can't be allowed to say whatever she wants! Cue Freddie's wild horse (having trampled masked Takenouchi), being held by two sumo wrestlers, while a green grocer is trying to stop him with carrots. Noboru realises he's way too normal.
- In the Shaman King manga, Yoh starts feeling sick during the flight to the second stage of the tournament. Horo-Horo panics and asks if there's a doctor on the plane. Faust VIII turns round in his seat. Next page, everyone's very quickly gone back to normal.
- One Marsupilami story involves a costume party. When one person faints, a guy in a Doctor Outfit complete with little forehead lamp calls out "Is there a doctor in the house?"
- One Far Side strip where a fishbowl shatters onstage during a magic act, with at least three guys in the audience standing up and announcing "Why yes, I'm an ichthyologist!"
- Crazy House (1943)
Ole Olsen: Is there a dentist in the house?
- In The Three Stooges short From Nurse to Worse, a doctor shouts this frantically while in a hospital surrounded by other doctors, after accidentally giving another doctor sleeping gas when he was supposed to give it to Curly, before slowly realizing that he is a doctor.
- Dr. Dolittle (1998): an astigmatic police horse.
- The French title for Airplane is Y a-t-il un Pilote dans l'Avion - Is There a Pilot in the Plane. (Of course, the Trope was played straight in that movie; the doctor in question was Leslie Nielsen.)
- Dr. Giggles: The title character's last words, after being stabbed fatally.
- A variation in the 300 RiffTrax, when a stack of pots falls over in the burning village.
Bill: Is there a potter in the house?
Spartan: Shut up, wanker.
- "Is there a doctor in the fish?"
- In the Edward G. Robinson movie Dr. Clitterhouse, the eponymous doctor is being tried for murder. The lead juror faints after delivering a "not guilty" verdict on the grounds of insanity, and a policeman shouts "Is there a doctor in the courtroom?"
- In the Marx Brothers film Horse Feathers, after watching some of his team get clobbered during the big game, Groucho calls out, "Is there a doctor in the house?" When a man in the stands announces, "I'm a doctor," Groucho asks, "How do you like the game, Doc?"
- In the Carry On film Don't Lose Your Head, a panicked Citizen Camembert says this in his Oh, Crap moment just after accidentally executing his own executioner.
- Played straight (and word-for-word) in Between Two Women, the fifteenth film in the Dr. Kildare series, when a nightclub singer collapses backstage. Played for laughs at the end of the movie when Ruth faints after Dr. Adams kisses her.
- this happens twice in Gimme Shelter, the Rockumentary about The Rolling Stones and their tragic, violent concert at Altamont Speedway in December 1969. The cry "we need a doctor" is first heard from the stage after the Hell's Angels, who had been hired to protect the stage, start cracking skulls during the Flying Burrito Brothers' set. Mick Jagger, who apparently knew that something bad had happened, starts calling out for a doctor right after Meredith Hunter is killed during a performance of "Under My Thumb". Hunter was killed not more than 15 feet from the stage.
Live Action TV
- Mash episode "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Hawkeye Pierce, while blinded.
Hawkeye: Frank, I'm glad you're here. Get a doctor.
- Scrubs episode "My Conventional Wisdom"
Turk: "So when the conference starts, I pretend to choke, and you say, "Is there a doctor in the house?" It's going to kill."
- Angel episode "Smile Time"
Lorne the Host: [holds torn body of Angel puppet] Is there a Geppetto in the house?
- In Friends, Joey dates an insane woman who believes him to be Dr Drake Ramoray, the character he plays in a Show Within a Show. While at a restaurant together, she puts Joey on the spot when someone starts choking and this phrase is shouted. He says that he's unable to deal with the problem since he's a neurosurgeon and this is clearly a case of "foodal chokage".
- There was a very short-lived television series in 1969 called Doctor in the House.
- Used for the title of an episode of Hogan's Heroes, with a later episode using the variation "Is There a Traitor in the House".
- 1989-91 Sitcom Doctor Doctor used "Is there a doctor in the house?" at the end of its theme song.
- I refuse to believe Dr. House is not some form of Stealth Pun on this phrase.
- Word of God is that House is a pun on Holmes (homes). Not that it can't be both.
- House himself uses this phrase once so that he won't be bothered to have to be a doctor while not on the clock. In the episode "Airborne", he and Cuddy take a flight, House on the first class, Cuddy on the economy class. A person gets sick, and somebody asks: "Is anyone a doctor?" House looks around, hopefully, then eventually gives up, gets up and says: "Yes! I'll go get her."
- Used in Monk when there was a doctor in the house when a murder takes place on stage but it turns out he was not a real doctor but an accomplice of the murderer, they catch him when he uses the phrase later on.
Monk: Last time you were the doctor.
- I Dream of Jeannie had an episode with this title.
- The Brady Bunch had an episode entitled "Is There a Doctor In the House?" as well.
- On The Mentalist the Victim of the Week collapses in front of a crowd as he's about to present his entry in a cooking contest (he's a chef) and the emcee says the line.
- In a Seinfeld episode George pretends to be a marine biologist to impress his girlfriend. Unfortunately, he happens to be at a beach with her when a whale is beached, and someone shouts: "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
- The sea was angry that day, my friends.
- El Chapulín Colorado: In a Dr. Chapatin segment, a man was starting to feel the consequences of his overeating at a restaurant and his wife asked if there was a doctor around. That was Dr. Chapatin's cue.
- On The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will is trapped in a limo with a pregnant woman. Trapped in the parking lot because of the traffic jam, he pokes his head through the sun roof and yells for a doctor. As the doctor in question runs towards him, Will screams, "LOOK OUT!". We hear a thud (as the doctor is question is apparently hit by a car offscreen)... and then Will calls out, "Is there a doctor for the doctor?"
- Subverted in an episode of ER, when an accident leaves part of the hospital under quarantine due to risk of contamination, Doctor Carter is in the locked down area without any of the experienced doctors. A patient has a medical emergency, and he shouts for a doctor, only for a nurse to reply that he is the doctor. Through quick-thinking and application of what he has learned in medical school and working for Doctor Benton, Carter is able to keep his patients alive until the quarantine is lifted.
- Tracker, when Vic is shot during an alien-caused art show holdup/robbery plot.
Mel Is there a doctor here? Anyone?
- Supernatural. In "Changing Channels" Sam and Dean are Trapped in TV Land, as doctors in a cheesy medical drama. Dean gets shot In the Back and Sam calls for a doctor — cut to him having to operate on Dean.
- Very literal example happens on one episode of The Muppet Show after Kermit breaks his leg on stage. Fortunately, there is a doctor in the audience.
Fozzie: You are a real doctor are you?
Doctor: Of course I'm a real doctor! You want to see my sheepskin?
- In one episode of All in the Family that takes place in a stalled subway car, Mike loses his temper in an argument with someone and to even his shock, slugs him, knocking him out cold. He, Gloria, and Archie try to find a doctor, and there is one, but the guy refuses to look at the man out of fear of being sued should something go wrong. The only advice he'll give is, "Get him to a doctor."
- Used in a sketch Peter David and friends put on for Shore Leave 2009. They were doing their Mad Scientist schtick, then one of them collapsed as if he had a heart attack. "Get a doctor!" "Oh my god." "Is there a doctor in the house!?" Enter Robert Picardo. "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
- "Who's Got The Pain?" from Damn Yankees has a definitely facetious use of the phrase.
- Bubsy II: The title character.
- Of course, there's "Is there a veterinarian in the audience?"
- Trauma Center: Under The Knife actually plays this straight. When the PA on a flight calls out "Is there a doctor on board?", Derek Styles and his assistant immediately answer the call, discovering they have to drain fluid from the patient's lungs. In flight. During turbulence. This is about as tricky as it sounds.
- Dozens of Looney Tunes shorts:
- In "Hair-Raising Hare", after a member of the theater audience declares himself to be a doctor, Bugs Bunny nonchalantly chews on his carrot and asks "Eh, what's up doc?"
- Bugs also says the phrase in "Dr. Devil and Mr. Hare".
- "A Tale Of Two Kitties" has the variation, "Is there an insurance salesman in the house?" asked by a panicked cat being fired at by artillery pieces.
- In "The Henpecked Duck", after Daffy Duck loses an egg he was supposed to babysit while doing a magic trick with it and frantically tries to make it appear again, he stops briefly to look at the audience and ask "Is there a magician in the house?"
- In the short "Rabbit Punch", the wrestler Bugs is fighting screams this phrase out after Bugs snaps a wooden board in half while putting him in a leg lock, making him think Bugs broke his leg. Bugs then arrives wearing a Paper-Thin Disguise as a doctor, and wraps the wrestler up in bandages from head to toe.
- Wile E. Coyote says it in one of his rare speaking roles at the end of "Rabbit's Feat", a short in which he is pursuing Bugs Bunny.
- In "The Ducksters", after Porky finally turns the tables on game show host Daffy, the cartoon ends with Daffy strapped to a Conveyor Belt-O-Doom (like Porky was at the beginning of the cartoon), shouting "Have you got a doctor in the balcony, lady?"
- In "The Daffy Duckaroo", a roughed-up horse is seen asking "Is there a first aid student in the house?"
- Tom and Jerry:
- In the short "Mouse Trouble", Jerry sticks several needles through a box, and saws it in half, only to realize that Tom was hiding inside. He quickly writes a sign and holds it up so the audience can see it, asking "Is there a doctor in the house?"
- One of the Chuck Jones shorts is titled "Is there a Doctor in the Mouse?"
- In "Blitz Wolf", as the eponymous character is falling from the sky he lets loose a stream of fake German, which is translated as "Call for Dr. Kildare!"
- Batman episode "King Tut": Bruce Wayne says it.
- Parodied in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode "The Big Cufflink Caper!"
Raphael: Improvise? Against those goons? Is there a script doctor in the house?
- In the World War II Popeye short, "Seein' Red White and Blue", when Adolf Hitler gets punched out by Uncle Sam the scene is censored by a cue card reading "Is there a doctor in the house?" with the word "doctor" crossed out and "undertaker" written above it.
- In the short "How Green is My Spinach", Bluto destroys the world's spinach crops and begins to pummel a helpless Popeye. The narrator asks "Is there a can of spinach in the house?" Then we see (in live action) a child in the movie theater who throws Popeye a can of spinach.
- It's also the title of an episode of the Animated Adaptation of Arthur.
- Parodied in the Futurama episode "Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?", as Dr. Zoidberg goes nuts around some pregnant women:
Gym Instructor: [after several pregnant women break their water] Is there a doctor in the gym?!
Zoidberg: I'm a doctor! [More pregnant women break their water]
- On Rocko's Modern Life, Heffer starts choking in a restaurant (aptly called Chokey Chicken) and Rocko calls for a doctor. Everyone else in the restaurant is a doctor, but they just ignore him.
- In the Garfield TV special Garfield Goes Hollywood, at the "Pet Search" talent show, there is an old woman who is trying to make her pet bird, which is most likely dead, perform tricks to the audience.
- Said by Dijon in DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp when a booby trap landed on him.
Dijon: Ohhh... Is there a doctor in the pyramid?
- There is an episode of Mr. Bogus entitled ''Is There A Bogus In The House?"
- The phrase became very popular among the writers of news article headlines in need of a catchy and cheesy line recently when reporting on Obama's health care plan.
- Old Joke. A musical is going full swing, when a distraught older woman runs on stage and screams "Is there a doctor in the house?". A man near the stage stands up. "I'm a Doctor" he says. The woman turns to him. "Would you like to meet a nice Jewish girl?"
- In 1995, Senator Bob Dole was instrumental in defeating Dr. Henry Foster's nomination for Surgeon General. On the "Fake News" segment of his comedy show, Dennis Miller displayed a picture of Foster reclining in a chair, with the following voiceover:
"Is there a doctor on the Senate floor? Is there a doctor on the Senate floor? Senator Dole has collapsed. Is there a doctor on the Senate floor? Sir, you, in the balcony. Are you a doctor? Senator Dole is VERY ill! Is there a doctor on the Senate floor?!
(the obvious implication being that a furious Foster simply sits and watches and does nothing to help)
- Presented as true in an old Readers Digest edition, when someone fainted at an unemployment office. In response to this line, the answer from an onlooker was, "Lady, have you ever seen an unemployed doctor?"
- Still used as part of emergency medical procedures during any live theatrical event. The House Manager (or Stage Manager) will call for a 'Hold' stopping the production and will then ask to the audience, "Is there is a doctor in the house?"
- Played entirely straight when President Abraham Lincoln was mortally wounded by an assassin at Ford's Theater during a performance, April 14, 1865.
- At a Friars' Club roast for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz on November 24th, 1958, comedian Harry "Parkyakarkus" Einstein made a phenomenally-received "comeback" performance, after which he received a standing ovation and immediately collapsed onto Milton Berle. Berle said, in complete seriousness, "is there a doctor in the house?", but everyone thought he was joking.
- Pete Townshend of The Who asked his audience during a concert "Can anyone play the drums? - I mean somebody good!" after their drummer, Keith Moon, passed out due to a drug overdose. An audience member, Scot Halpin, filled in.
- Narrowly avoided by Dick Cavett, who tells us that when Jerome Rodale died on his show, he asked “Is there a doctor in the… audience?”. He couldn't figure out why he paused, until months later, when Katharine Hepburn told him that he, somehow, knew that the stockline would make people laugh.
- In 1995, two doctors on board a British Airways flight performed emergency surgery on a passenger whose lung had started to collapse. Using a scalpel, a set of cutlery, a flexible plastic tube, a bottle of water, and a coat hanger, all sterilized with half a bottle of cognac, they managed to get the patient back into stable condition. Then they drank the rest of the cognac.
- Commonly yelled during baseball games in the early 1900s (teams didn't get their own doctors until late in the 1910s). On at least one occasion, two doctors jumped out of the stands at the same time, realized what had happened, and raced to the injured player as the fans cheered.
- There's a story of actor Sir Ralph Richardson stopping a play to ask if there were any doctors present. One man stood up — at which point Richardson asked him: "Doctor, don't you think this play is dreadful?"
- When Bolton footballer Fabrice Muamba collapsed during a match against Tottenham, the third person on the scene - after both physios - was Andrew Deaner, Tottenham fan and consultant cardiologist at the London Chest Hospital; he saw them performing CPR and decided he had to get involved. It wasn't the nearest hospital to the ground, but it was the best equipped to deal with Muamba's heart failure, and Deaner insisted that he be taken there.
- Apparently this is one of the automated announcements that London Overground drivers can pick from.