Creator / Gallagher

Leo Anthony Gallagher (born July 24, 1946) is an American stand-up comedian famous for his observational humor and smashing watermelons with a huge hammer. He emerged as a popular comedy performer in the 1980s, and tragically stayed there, overshadowed by his own gimmick.

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  • Arch-Enemy: Allegedly Joel Hodgson, who caught him rifling through his props for new ideas, and insulting Hodgson for just using props for the sake of using props.
  • Bald of Awesome: Surrounded by a fringe of hippie-esque long hair. As he put it, "God wanted me to look like a pencil with the eraser chewed off?"
  • Covered in Gunge: The audience of any of his shows. People used to bring ponchos, garbage bags, etc. to his performances because they knew they'd wind up covered in applesauce, water, chocolate syrup, watermelon glop, and everything else he could smash.
  • Drop the Hammer: On apples, cantaloupes, cottage cheese, watermelon, etc
  • Early Installment Weirdness: His early TV specials featured Sledge-O-Matic as an afterthought
  • Erudite Stoner: "I don't experiment with drugs. I'm into full-scale research."
  • Eye Scream: In his 'Messing Up Texas' special he smashes a pie pan full of mustard that sprays into his eyes, leaving him so debilitated he has to solicit volunteers from the audience to wield Sledge-O-Matic.
  • Infomercial: Parodied.
    Ladies and gentlemen! I didn't come here to make you laugh, I came here to sell you something! I want you to pay particular attention! The amazing Mastertool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industries, has entrusted who - me! - to show you the handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen, and don't you want to know how it works?!
  • Heart Trauma: Due to a heart condition, he's currently retired from performing.
  • Last Name Basis / Only One Name
  • Nice Hat: Many, but mostly his signature flat caps and modified bowler hat with handle for spinning.
  • Only in Florida: Gallagher was born in North Carolina, but guess where he grew up?
  • Precision S Strike: From "Stuck in the Sixties":
    In the modern kitchen there is the standard rule'
    That for every kitchen task, you must have the proper tool
    So we have your corers, your boarers, your graters, your shredders
    Your hashers, your mashers, your hammers and frammers
    Your mailers and tailors, corkscrewers and skewers,
    That your knifesy wives and dishwashing daughters
    Will find in the depths of your dirty dishwater
    But do you want all that shit in your drawers?