Sausage String Silliness
In many animations and comics, but sometimes in live action as well, hot dogs are sold in "strings", convenient for playing for comedy. The most common of these gags involves a dog at a picnic grabbing one frank and running off with the whole string (and consequently, the lunch from several people). Another example might be a team of Strong Ants hauling the franks away like a train. Link sausages sold in strings are rarely seen as such anymore, at least in the USA, since there are far fewer butcher shops than there used to be. Most folks seem to buy their hot dogs/frankfurters/wieners/sausages in supermarkets, in sealed plastic packages with that gooey liquid (and, annoyingly, in packs of eight while the buns usually come in packs of 10). Still, most people seem to recognize the sausage strings enough to appreciate the gags. A common variation is that a character uses the sausages as a Delicious Distraction when facing an Angry Guard Dog.
Examples:Anime and Manga
- In Digimon Savers, Lalamon busts out sausage links and improvises them as nunchucks for Rule of Cool and Rule of Funny.
- Archie Comics:
- Jughead's pet, Hot Dog, occasionally absconds with a chain of franks.
- In a Little Archie comic, the titular character and his friend assemble a kite in a supermarket. When they decide they need a tail for the kite, they acquire a string of franks from the butcher department. Little Archie says (incredibly lame pun warning), "I never sausage a tail".
- In another comic, a department-store jeweler tells Big Ethel (who is constantly pursuing Jughead) that a necklace is good for attracting guys. Ethel agrees, and promptly leaves the store! After she's seen entering a butcher shop instead, the final panel has her flirting with Big Eater Jughead... with a string of-franks around her neck.
- In a Deleted Scene from The Simpsons Movie, Homer hitches a ride on a sausage truck back to Springfield. Once he's gone, the driver lets out a Big "NO!" after checking to find them all gone, with Homer gnawing on a link in the next scene.
- Oliver & Company - Dodger takes off with a long string of sausages while Oliver distracts the hot dog vendor.
- In the movie For the Love of Benji, the titular dog steals a string of link sausages from a butcher shop.
- In the movie version of Bewitched, a character uses a string of sausages to attract the attention of an uncooperative canine actor. Since the sausages are competing with magic it doesn't work.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze: Part of being Lighter and Softer than the first film, the only turtle allowed to use his weapon was Donatello. Michelangelo had a psuedo-nunchuck moment in the opening scene using sausage links.
- Are You Being Served?: The staff rehearses a live-action Punch and Judy show for the children of Grace Bros. employees. Mr. Goldberg plays a butcher and Punch (Mr. Lucas) gets in a tug of war with him over a string of sausages.
Lucas: How can I steal 'em if he won't let go of 'em?Goldberg: What do you think? You want me to stand by idle while he pinches a pound of my best chipolatas while I've got a good customer waiting for them?Mr. Humphries (director): Mr. Goldberg, please, don't get carried away with your role. It's only make believe.
- An episode of Sonny with a Chance has Sonny and her friends getting revenge on a critic by making fun of her on a So Random! sketch. The next day, they get a gift basket from her with sausage links inside, with words printed on each dog forming the sentence "I'm going to kill you."
- In one episode of Jonathan Creek, a stage magician pulls a seemingly endless string of sausages from his trousers as part of his act. Adam Klaus is not amused.
- Kaamelott: One episode has a sausage-whip and salami-nunchunks. Turns out they're no match for Good Old Fisticuffs.
- Breakfast in Phil of the Future featured a long string of breakfast links. When Curtis picks up the whole string off a plate, Lloyd tells him he [Curtis] can't eat all of them. Curtis takes that as a challenge.
- On Saturday Night Live, there was a promo for a fictitious cop show featuring partnered females, one of whom was heavy-set. One scene in the promo has the smaller woman flashing a badge, causing her billfold to audibly unfold downward. A scene shortly after that has the larger woman also displaying a badge, but instead it's a string-of-franks that "unfolds".
- A traditional character in Punch and Judy performances is a sausage-stealing crocodile.
- DuckTales: Scrooge McDuck uses sausages on a string to tame a "ghost" dog in The Curse of Castle McDuck.
- This also showed up in the second act of the Mr. Bogus episode "Beach Blanket Bogus", when Bogus notices his younger cousin Brattus having a tug-of-war with a dog over some sausage links. Bogus goes over to help Brattus, but the two cousins wind up only getting one sausage while the dog eats the rest of them.
- Ed, Edd n Eddy. In "A Glass of Warm Ed", Ed starts sleep-eating and consumes just about everything in the refrigerator of almost every house in the cul-de-sac; one running gag throughout the episode is one of the things Ed keeps eating is chains of weenies, and in fact, Double D and Eddy, at one point, use this to their advantage to help track him down by following wherever a chain of weenies leads them.
- The Simpsons episode "Homer the Vigilante" starts with the Springfield cat burglar sneaking into the Simpsons home and being growled at by Santa's Little Helper. Being Genre Savvy enough to know this trope, he pulls out a chain of sausages to distract the animal. It gets Played for Laughs moments later when Homer sleep-walks in, and is also stopped by being given sausages.
- The Fenton family of Danny Phantom knew how to put the frank back in Frankenstein when their experimental microwave oven brought them to life. Jack Fenton chose to keep them in the fridge and ordered them in serpentine formation to protect himself.
- The ant train version appears in the Looney Tunes short "Ballot Box Bunny", complete with one ant in front with a whip going "Ya, mule! Ya!"
- At one point in the Sponge Bob Squarepants episode "Club SpongeBob", Squidward sees some smoked sausages (which he claims to be his favorite) in the banquet that fell out of the sky, and starts smelling them. Meanwhile, Patrick is sucking the sausages into his mouth, and since Squidward's nose is shaped like a sausage...