Hazel: (Goes on a rant, asking Death why the universe isn't fair, while apologizing for being a stupid mortal)
Death: They aren't stupid questions, but they could just as well be "When is purple?" or "Why does Thursday?" if you see what I mean.
In some works, the lines separating time and space and color and various other abstract concepts sometimes get blurred. This can be done for many reasons, ranging from Faux Symbolism
to actual symbolism
and from portraying a character as deep and wise to portraying him as weird
or outright psychotic.
See also Ice-Cream Koan
. Not to be confused with Tastes Like Purple
, where it's about the senses getting mixed up rather than metaphors or reality itself twisting beyond comprehension.
- In the Sandman spin-off "Death: The Time of Your Life", Death uses this in her attempts to explain that certain "deep" questions, such as why the universe isn't fair, rest on an underlying misconception (fair for whom? Fair by what metric?).
- In one short from The Three Stooges, Curly asks, "Is it as warm in the country as it is in the summer?"
- There's a minor recurring joke in the Discworld books about this. The Disc rests on the back of four elephants, which are standing on the back of a giant sea turtle. This sometimes leads to people wondering, "What does the turtle stand on?" which the narration explains is a question that makes about as much sense as asking what sound the colour yellow makes.
- It's a turtle. It swims.
- Also, Death knows the answer to the question of what infinity looks like. Apparently, from the outside, it's blue.
- One part of The Lorax describes the trouble you'll have hearing the Once-ler's story, including "his teeth sounding gray."
- In the Blutengel song "Leave the Day", the first line of the lyrics goes, "This is the night, where all your dreams come true." It is surely no mistake that they sing "where" rather than "when". They are talking about "night" as a metaphorical concept rather than the time between evening and morning.
- Joy Electric: "I want to stay with you forever, / forever is a place", from the song "Forever is a Place".
- On "What Time is Love?", The KLF wonder exactly that. This gets a Call Back on the last track of The White Room: "They're justified and they're ancient, / and they know what time is love."
- The title track to Chris Rice's album "Smell the Color 9" uses the inherent impossibility of the concept as a metaphor for the difficulties of keeping faith when no evidence is available to support it.
- This trope applies to many of the lyrics written by Jon Anderson of Yes.
- Neutral Milk Hotel: In the song "Two-Headed Boy, Part 2", Jeff Mangum gets to belting about God being a place: "When we break / We'll wait for our miracle / God is a place where you'll wait for the rest of your life."
- Near the beginning of the song "The Devil's Dance Floor" by Flogging Molly is the line "The colour of her eyes / Were the colour of insanity."
- They Might Be Giants' "Experimental Film" touches on "the color of infinity inside an empty glass".
- Neil Young gets away with this almost literally in "I Am A Child"; ''What is the colour when black is burned... what is the colour?"
- Dungeons & Dragons module WG7 Castle Greyhawk: In one level of the dungeon, the PCs can meet a philosopher who asks questions like, "Why is up?" and "Sideways: fact or fiction?"
- Referenced in Skyrim; if you ask the Arcane University's librarian who wrote the Elder Scrolls, he replies that it would take him some time to explain why that question doesn't make sense.
- The Simpsons naturally has an example.
Lisa: Have you got any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.
- The Venture Bros.: It turns out erasing someone's memory too often can cause them to think like this.
Col. Gathers: "Wipe their pink little minds and send them back home, like I told you."
Brock: "They discover us every other week. I canít keep doing that, it's starting to make them buggy. Listen to this. Dean, what day is today?"
Dean: (immediately) "Sagittarius."
Brock: (slowly) "Good! Now Hank, what color is my tongue?"
Hank: "Itís kind of... Wednesday! Like a light Wednesday."
- The Buddha, when asked about whether God existed or not, said that the question was as relevant as asking about the number of stars in the sky, leaves in the forest or grains of sand on a beach. Of course, a Constantly Curious child may ask that too.
- Of course, nowadays, we have fairly good estimates of number of the stars in the sky (visible or not), the leaves in a forest, and the grains of sand on a beach.
- There is in fact a concept to describe this, called mu. Basically it's a strange hybrid of the Mathematician's Answer and a "No. Just... No" Reaction, and it means that a question is too fundamentally flawed to answer. It can also be construed as "framework unsuitable, refer to next level" , "question or answer out of the boundaries of the system" or countless other contrived paraphrases.
- A short anti-joke from Germany goes like this: "At night it's colder than inside."