Ryuk and Light: No thanks... I'm much too busy staring at nothing...
Voice Over: And thus our heroes found a common interest...
A Death Note Abridged Series
. 4 abridged episodes, as well as gag dubs
, YouTube poops
This work provides examples of:
- A Date with Rosie Palms: "I'M STILL MASTURBATING!" (no he isn't...)
- DND XIV: "Don't call me in the restroom... I'm doing things..."
Soichiro: "Holy shit! Turn it off!"
- Anti-Role Model: Light is a cool nerd never to be looked up to by the audience.
- Arbitrary Skepticism
- Aroused By Their Voice:
Light: "Tell you what, I'm going to molest you... with my vocal cords and make you have the ultimate orgasm. That will make you want me."
- Asshole Victim
- Beauty Equals Goodness: "Time to kill more ugly people... I mean criminals."
- Berserk Button: Light goes into a rampage after Lind smiles at him.
Light: I consider myself a very calm person........ AND HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARES!"
L: "I'm a strawberry."
Light: "Doesn't that mean... you're a fruit?"
L: "No." (kicks in the face)
- Big "NO!":
Light: "You left your penis on the bus.
- Bishōnen: "Nice hair but mine's prettier."
Light: "How could I lose a beauty contest to Leonardo DiCaprio. WHATAREYOULOOKINGATYOUFUCKINGSHINIGAMI?!"
- Bi the Way: Light.
- Black Comedy Rape: "Rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it."
- Broken Record: "You put your right hand in. You put your right hand in."
- Catch Phrase: "Most people wouldn’t X... BUT I WOULD!!!!" "DEATH TO THE UGGOS!!"
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: L. "Now put this strawberry to bed. Be careful. That's a sensitive strawberry."
- Crazy Jealous Guy: Ryuk
- Cross-Dressing Voices
- Curse Cut Short: "The fu-bleeeeep"
- Evil Laugh: In DND VII Light laughs a good twenty seconds. "You have no idea, do you? That I... am the ultimate dancer."
- Fail O Sucky Name: "The Legend of * snicker* Kira the Savior."
- "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LIND?! IT SOUNDS LIKE LINDA!"
- Funny Foreigner: "These guys are terrible foreigners. They fail to have amusing accents."
- Gag Dub: The "DND series" is an extreme version and is completely random compared to other works.
- Heh Heh, You Said X: Ryuk giggles at the word "fuck".
- Helium Speech: The Helium Note Episode.
Near: "No questions about why I sound like a hamster please."
- Ignored Epiphany:
Woah, maybe I should lay off the sugar for a while... (Beat
- Image Board: "Why don't this porn load faster?! I'm gonna fuck 4chan for this!"
- I Shall Taunt You: "Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!"
- Informed Ability:
Light: Oh yeah, the proof for the viewers that I'm very smart.
Sachiko: (reading test scores) Oh my, you're very smart.
Yeah well, I'm going to go to my room and stare at a book.
- Insult Backfire: "...You say that like it's a bad thing."
- Jerk Ass: L and Near.
- Last Request:
"I have one last request. I want you to kill Peter Parker
. And now I request for one more thing. Get the [bleep] out of my office, you damn bitch."
- Lethal Chef: "Who put skulls in my soup bowl again!"
- The Man in the Mirror Talks Back: L's reflection in his tea tries to convince him that he should go on a murderous rampage and steal doughnuts.
- Married to the Job: Light.
Ryuk: "So you're going to spend all your time writing in the Death Note instead of having any kind of social life."
- Morally Ambiguous Doctorate: Dr Schorks, damn man never washes his hands!
- Motor Mouth: Ryuk at the end of episode three.
- The Movie
- One-Letter Name:
Man 1: This is ridiculous. Let's let L solve the case.
Man 2: Poor guy thinks the alphabet will solve the case.
- Orphaned Series: Due to a computer that is "getting shittier by the second" HikariPop has been unable to make and edit new videos since August 2011.
- Phrase Catcher: Light. "Why you gotta be a nerd?"
- Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Watari speaks like a stereotypical black man... Mother'fo.
- Pun: "A serial rapist is on the loose and he's not just raping cereal anymore."
- Screams Like a Little Girl: Matsuda.
- SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!: Killing ugly people is serious business.
- Shameless Self-Promoter:
Ryuk: I saw you [Light], you made that website yourself!
- Shout-Out: to Holes, The Exorcist, Desperate Housewives, Mission: Impossible, and Spider-Man. The exclamation mark sound from Metal Gear is also used. And tons more here: 
- Smart People Play Chess
- Straight Gay: Light (he's bisexual). After Ryuk tells him he's being stalked he first asked if it was his ex-boyfriend. He still refers to Ryuk as a "fag" though.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Light
- Textbook Humor: "If one guy gives you a beer, okay and you’ve already had two beers then what are the odds you'll get drunk off your ass?"
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!
- Tokyo Is the Center of the Universe: Justified, L says Kira has to be in Japan because of their hairstyles and giant robots.
- Too Dumb to Live: Raye lampshades and points out every single hole in his plan in incredible detail. Still does everything wrong though.
- Totally Radical: "Hamsters are pimpin'."
- The Unintelligible: L's voice filter.
- Violation of Common Sense
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Light and Ryuk
- With Cat Like Tread: Raye Penber stalks Light while loudly humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
- Yaoi Fangirl: A group of them are discussing fanfiction in the first episode.
- You Are Not Alone:
Ryuk: Death Gods are lazy. We just kill people so we don't die! We don't serve any purpose!
Light: Ahh. I think you Shinigami are very special, Ryuk.
Light: Yeah. Too bad you guys are all ugly as fuck.
- Your Mom:
Mello: (to somebody else) "When are you gonna die?!"
Near: "Your mum."