Web Video: Death Note Abridged (Dogface701)
Is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by Dogface701
This work provides examples of:
- Abusive Parents: "Oh crap, she's drinking again!"
I hope you get hit by a * bleep
* ing car you * bleep
Light: Love you too, mom.
- Angry Black Man: Aizawa
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
- Bad Liar: both Light and L.
- Butt Monkey: Light
- Cluster F-Bomb: everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist
- Comedic Sociopathy
- Comically Missing the Point:
Chief Yagami: I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots.
- Deadpan Snarker: Ryuk
- Democracy Is Bad:
Mr. Yagami: Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor?
Matsuda: Wait, that's not fair! *Slap*
- Department of Redundancy Department: "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die."
- Does This Remind You of Anything?:
Light: We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole.
Ryuk: Interesting, tell me more...
- Domestic Abuse
- Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male:
Ryuk: Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?
Post-traumatic flashback effect
Yuri: Flowers... and NO CHOCOLATE!!!!
end post-traumatic flashback
Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself?
- Driven to Suicide / Suicide as Comedy: see page quote.
- Eagleland: AMERICA!!!
- Epic Fail: "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!"
- Even Evil Has Standards: "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!"
- Even the Guys Want Him:
- Everything Is Racist
- Expository Theme Tune: "I Want To Conquer the World" by Bad Religion
- Freudian Excuse: Light
- Gambit Roulette
- Green Aesop:
Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Light, quite often.
- Hypocritical Humor / I Resemble That Remark:
Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.
Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!
Ryuk: No, not me!
- Interrupting Meme: the "WTF boom."
- Intoxication Ensues: L
- Is This Thing Still On?
- Keet: Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...
- Lady Drunk: Sachiko Yagami
- Linkin Park: the opening is "Breaking the Habit"
- Logic Bomb: "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack."
- Love Martyr: Light.
- Mind Rape
- Mood Dissonance
- Mundane Made Awesome:
- Mushroom Samba:
L: I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations.
- National Stereotyping Tropes: Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded.
- No Fourth Wall:
Light: You see how long I have?
Ryuk: Yep! * Shinigami vision* Light Yagami- 37 episodes
- No Such Thing as Wizard Jesus: "Yes Light, Jesus owned a Death Note."
- No Sympathy:
Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me!
- Not Now, Kiddo:
Mogi: We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook.
Souichiro: Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking.
- Later when introducing themselves:
Mogi: Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami.
L: That's not a fun fact Mogi.
- Only Sane Man: Mogi
- Other Stock Phrases:
Ryuk: ...told you s-
Light: DON'T SAY ANYTHING...
- Predatory Business: restock on Death Note Death Paper at Walmart at low low prices!
- Real Men Wear Pink: Ryuk "Ladies love hearts"
- Revenge by Proxy: You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...
- Shout-Out: Ryuk is introduced to the music from The Nightmare Before Christmas, Light and Ryuk watch Beavis And Butthead... and "Why so serious?", L is introduced to "One Winged Angel" and apparently Ukita is Slim Shady.
- Side Kick:
Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people.
- Sound Effect Bleep: Putting The Osbornes to shame.
- The Stoner: L.
- Surrounded by Idiots
- Suspiciously Specific Denial
- Take That: to 4Kids Entertainment...
- Tempting Fate:
Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."
- Time for Plan B
- Took a Level in Dumbass: everyone.
- Too Spicy for Yog Sothoth
L: There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave...
Soichiro: I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda.
Matsuda: * Sniff* They didn't want me.
- Transparent Closet: Ryuk. Also Light by way of Suspiciously Specific Denial.
- Unusual Euphemism: "I have to go smoke some actors."
- With Catlike Tread:
Light: DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!
- Yandere: Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland.