Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!
Death God Ryuk does his part to save the planet:"Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!"
Light:It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira... Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancÚ was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him...