Funny: Death Note Abridged (Dogface701)
- Tempting Fate:
Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!
- Death God Ryuk does his part to save the planet:"Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!"
- Light bonds with his little sister:
Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people.Sayu: Awesome! Can I have a death note too?
- "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."
- Stalked by the F.B.I.:
Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!Ryuk: No, not me!Light: Oh. A rapist?
- [+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"+ ]
- Ryuk's Lampshade Hanging: "But hey, be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying, because surely there are no surveillance cameras IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!"
- Bystander Syndrome:
Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me!Random Pedestrian 2: We have problems too, you know.
- Poor Light...
Ryuk: Say, whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?
- Yuri: FLOWERS... AND NO CHOCOLATE?!!! [/end flashback]Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself?Light: Shut up, Ryuk! At least I like women!
- Light and Naomi:
Light: It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira... Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancÚ was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him...Naomi: * crying* I did my best! I did my best!