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![]() "Let's cut to the commercial break like a news show. (ominous voice) Something in your house may kill you. Find out what—after the break."
— Craig Ferguson
"Why is the news always the same as the miniseries that was just on? What are the odds of that?"
Segment from a News Broadcast, usually following a Made-for-TV Movie, asking the question, "Space alien invasion/drug dealer invasion/mountaintop plane crash cannibalism: could this happen to you?"
This segment serves a triple purpose: to strike fear into the hearts of viewers, for whom watching that station's news show is clearly the only way to survive; to pull in big ratings with the promise of lurid tales of death and violence; and to plug the Made-for-TV Movie.
Rarely is the correct answer given ("No. That's just stupid."), and rarely is the answer given before the end of the news (see Film At Eleven).
Still, on the off chance that Your Refrigerator Could Kill You!!!, you are compelled to watch the late news.
See also You May Panic Now. The equal and opposite reaction to Ripped from the Headlines.
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