Music: Brental Floss

Real name Brent Black, this guy, long story short, is the most prominent authority in the video game branch of the "With Lyrics" phenomenon.

While he started out doing piano renditions of Nintendo songs on YouTube, it wasn't until his "What if Mega Man 3...Had Lyrics?" video that he got his big break. After gaining a small cult following, he rose to further fame with deal to feature some of his videos on ScrewAttack. This landed him his very first concert and an album, "What if this CD...Had Lyrics?"

A self-themed webcomic ran in 2012-2013 in collaboration with Dan Roth and illustrator Andrew Dobson.

Listen to his works here (or here), his first CD here, and the instrumental version of his CD here. He also has an official website.

What if this page... Had examples?:

  • Absurdly Spacious Sewer: Deconstructed in "Sewer Surfin' With Lyrics", which goes into great detail about why living in a sewer doesn't make any sense.
  • Acting for Two: In "Ballad of the Mages", Brent voices the Red Mage puppet, and also portrays the silent, dimwitted Fighter who accompanies the titular mages.
  • All Germans Are Nazis: In his "Mega Man Boss Interviews" video, Top Man says he wanted to be named Dreidel Man but the German Dr. Wily wouldn't let him. Also, in the "Civilization with Lyrics" video he thinks making Judaism the official religion of Germany is sufficient for creating "Jewish Nazis."
  • A Winner Is You: "Classic Ending Credits with Lyrics" is an extended musical rant about this trope.
  • Back-Alley Doctor: Dr. Mario got his degree "by watching House and Scrubs and ER."
  • Badass Beard: The man himself.
  • Badass Boast: The entire Castlevania with Lyrics song is this, sung from Simon Belmont's point of view.
    Simon/Brentalfloss: Dracula/I am backula/To lay the smacula/Like great-grandpa Trevor
    You're gonna die!/Bubbles! Bubbles!/I'll tell you why!/Bubbles! Bubbles!
    Bubble Man: Ah, Mega Man, you've finally arrived, have at you! dewdewdewdew
  • Bait and Switch: His album "Bits of Me" got so much leak circulation that, well, he decided to take care of things his own way...he decided to recruit his friends to Baitand Switch listeners into thinking this was the real thing, when all they should do is buy the album! You can definitely expect all instances of Musicalis Interruptus, Letting the Air out of the Band, and Record Needle Scratch to happen recurrently with this "album."
  • Bald of Awesome: Him.
  • Boastful Rap: The Thief With Lyrics song is one of these from Garret's point of view. Hilariously, it's also one of the songs most accurate to the original rhythm.
  • Brick Joke: Duck Butt Lollipop in the comic.
  • Broken Base:
    • The central subject of "What if Super Mario Land Had Lyrics?". On one side, you have collaborator Dave Bulmer who praises the game for setting the trend of handheld platformers and handheld gaming in general, while on the other, you have Brent arguing that the game simply hasn't aged well.
    • Also the central subject of "What if Ocarina of Time Had Lyrics?". On one side, you have Dave who boasts about the game taking the next step in graphics, presentation, and gameplay. On the other hand, you have Brent who hates the 3D graphics (especially in comparison to Super Mario 64), the awkward changes to the gameplay, and how the step 'up' to 3D ruined the classic formula perfected in A Link to the Past.
  • Butt Monkey: In most of the pages in the Brentalfloss comic.
  • Call Back: "Super Mario Land With Lyrics" has Dave calling Brent a "son of a taint", which is a call back to Brent's much earlier "Mega Man 2 With Lyrics", and Dave asking Brent "Key change, mofo?", a call back to "Final Fantasy With Lyrics".
    • The "Mega Man 2 Title With Lyrics" describes Mega Man as "blue and cyan", which was also a line in "Mega Man 3 With Lyrics"
  • The Cameo: Got one in a Nostalgia Chick video, of all things.
  • Camp Gay: His "Mega Man (Classic) Boss Interviews" videos depict Jewel Man as this, and in a relationship with Plant Man.
  • Captain Obvious: The opening of 'Contra with lyrics'.
  • Caught with Your Pants Down: The Roommate Song.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: A staple of his discography. Though he has his limits, such as in the comments to "Ducktales: The Amazon with lyrics" which when a fan asked why he called DuckBurg "SuckTurd" instead of "FuckBurg" he said he didn't want to overdo it.
  • Continuity Nod: Towards the end of the Star Fox Space Oddity video, Scrooge McDuck can be seen floating past in space, referring back to the DuckTales Moon Theme video.
  • Cultured Badass: Mega Man, according to Mega Man 2 With Lyrics:
    "Blue and cyan / Likes Chopin / And Rodin / Mega Man!" note 
  • Darker and Edgier: His Kirby song depicts Kirby as a monster who is going to eat every human being and steal their souls.
  • Damn You, Muscle Memory: The subject of a video he made ranting about how the X Button has been in different positions on various controllers.
  • Doomy Dooms of Doom: Bubbleman has a "spiky aquarium OF DOOM".
  • Early Installment Weirdness: His earlier videos tend to use more official art and screenshots rather than Brentalfloss himself dressing and acting up as characters.
  • Farts on Fire: The "Baby Mario & Papa Yoshi" video has Baby Mario give Yoshi a flaming fart to the face after touching a Fire Flower.
  • Flawed Prototype: In "Super Mario Sunshine With Lyrics", after he points out that Fludd's nozzle has a spike located directly on it's back near Mario's head, an exasperated Dr. E. Gadd pops up and yells "That was just a prototype!"
  • Freeze-Frame Bonus: Several. For one example, there's a part in the "Kirby with Lyrics" video where a crowd is running away from Kirby in fear. Most of them are cosplayers, and pausing the video allows you to see a lot of characters are being cosplayed (Luffy, Law, Ash, Misty, Cloud...).
  • Fridge Logic: In-Universe example, at the beginning of the "Sewer Surfin'" video.
    "All right, Sewer Surfin'. Wait a minute, SEWER SURFIN'? That's GROSS! Oh my GOD!"
  • Funny Background Event: In "Baby Mario & Papa Yoshi", you see Yoshis dropping baby Wario in a cook-pot in the background at one point.
  • Gasshole/Fartillery: Bubbleman (who had chipotle for lunch): "Bubbles full of poo-poo gas/How else could anybody weaponize a bubble?/Poison bubbles from my ass..."
  • Godwin's Law: The "Kirby With Lyrics" video describes Kirby as anti-semitic, and shows a picture of Kirby dressed as Hitler.
    "Kirby's anti-semitic,
    and hungry as hell.
    He likes kids who eat kosher the best."
    • He also mentions the possibilities of Jewish Nazis in his Civilization rendition.
  • Happily Adopted: Mario, by Yoshi in "Baby Mario & Papa Yoshi".
  • "I Want" Song: "Ballad of the Mages": The Red Mage wants to be the best at both swordplay and magic, the White Mage wants some praise, and the Black Mage wants people to stop judging him by the color of his... magic.
  • Just for Pun: The name of his third "With Lyrics" album, Flossophy.
  • Konami Code: This forms the chorus of the "Contra with Lyrics" song.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: As shown in this video, Brental Floss was holding a small online auction where he was selling his stuff and would use the money to help him and his girlfriend move into a better apartment. One of the things he offered to sell was a 30 minute phone call between him and the buyer and he set the starting bid at 99 cents. At the end of the day, the winning bid was over $800, but Brental Floss wasn't paid for days and after finally getting a response from the bidder, said bidder bluntly stated he would refuse to pay him. Brental Floss looked up the bidder's profile and other info and discovered that the bidder was a 15 year old Brony with a Facebook account. After getting the kid's phone number, Brent's girlfriend called the troll and pretended to be a representative claiming that the kid won a contest and had won a bunch of prizes related to My Little Pony. After getting the troll's hopes up, the phone was passed over to Brent who then gleefully called the troll out. Lesson learned? Don't troll a troll.
  • List Song: The Game Over tinies, in which he sings about video game characters dying in different ways, from A to Z (Aerith, Bowser, Crono, Dhalsim, Ecco...)
  • Lyrical Dissonance: One of his songs takes the upbeat, energetic tune from the Mega Man 3 game over screen... and sets it to a "The Reason You Suck" Speech directed at the player, with lines like "You're a sack of putrid shit! Dig a hole! Jump in it!". Lampshaded by the introduction: "Sure, the "game over" music from Mega Man 3 sounds happy. But did you ever get the feeling that the game was just being a dick?"
    • Also in "The BioShock Song", a carefree jazz number about the many horrifying things that can happen to you in Rapture.
    • In the same vein as The Bioshock Song, Limbo with Lyrics is a fun reggae song about the main character's predicament. Which is, needless to say, not very pleasant.
  • Man of a Thousand Voices: The guy can do an excellent impersonation of Cartman (from his Final Fantasy IV Love theme song), Homestar Runner (from the G-Rated version of aforementioned song), and Mike Tyson (from his Punch-Out!! song), as well as Falco, Peppy, and Slippy
  • Modesty Shorts: In Zelda II With Lyrics while cosplaying as Link.
  • Motor Mouth: His cover of the Banjo-Kazooie main theme is currently the closest he has ever got to "Hardware Store" in the "impossible to sing" territory.
  • "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: "Bubble Bobble With Lyrics" includes a line that reassures the listener that "this game was real".
  • Ominous Latin Chanting: His "Gregorian Chant style" cover of the Super Mario Bros. theme.
    • Mondegreen: He also utterly deflates Ominous Latin Chanting with his "Decoded" videos, transcribing what it sounds like to the ear and providing hilarious visual aids.
  • Perverse Sexual Lust: For Bj÷rk, apparently.
  • Precision F-Strike: Sometimes, the F Bombs can come in small numbers despite Brent's usual reliance on large groups of swears. Case in point:
    • In the Ocarina of Time video, Brent calling Dave a "limey fuck".
  • Running Gag: "Key change, mofo!"
  • Save Scumming: Played with in his "Phoenix Wright with Lyrics" video.
  • Self-Deprecation: The Trojan condom Brentalfloss mentions in his aforementioned rendition of Terra's theme is literally said to be "extra small, extra small".
    • In "Ballad of the Mages", Brent plays Fighter (the mages being puppets), has no lines (since it's the ballad of the mages, duh) and is portrayed as a stupid meat-shield.
  • Sequelitis/First Installment Wins: Invoked in Mega Man 2 With Lyrics:
    "See, 3 was good,
    and 4 was pretty good...
    and 5 and 6 were okay
    but 7 sucked big dinosaur balls!"
  • Serious Business: Brentalfloss and DemonTomatoDave keep getting into musical arguments over classic games. In the Ocarina of Time video Brent even goes all the way to England to pick a fight with Dave!
  • Shout-Out: Once did one to That Guy with the Glasses with "Metroid In 5 Seconds".
    "Must restore peace! Must escape! Peace in the universe is once again restored...HOLYCRAPIMAGIRL!!!"
  • Small Name, Big Ego: An essential part of his Brentalfloss character. He used to end every video with "subscribe, mofos." As of now, however, "mofo" still borders on Verbal Tic.
    Dr. Mario: Take it, Floss!
    (Piano solo by a handsome bald man)
  • Something Completely Different: Occasionally, instead of putting lyrics to video game music, he'll put new lyrics about video games to songs that already have lyrics. For example, Super Mario World to the tune of What A Wonderful World.
    • He also has "Without Lyrics" videos, which is him playing the original music.
    • Sometimes he'll write lyrics to games, but with original music he made himself. For example, the actual theme to Limbo is a dark somber track. Yet in Limbo with Lyrics he sings it to an incredibly Upbeat reggae song, as well as the two Bioshock songs are original ragtime note  and Barbershop songs respectively.
  • Stealth Pun: In the "Baby Mario & Papa Yoshi" animation, teenage Mario goes to Mushroom High.
  • Stop Helping Me!: In-Universe example in Star Fox: Space Oddity
    Fox: This is Fox McCloud to Star Fox team!
    Hey, Falco, you're a douche!
    And please, Peppy, for the love of God, retire!
    As for Slippy, will you please die in a fire!? Immediately!
  • Stylistic Suck / Rule of Funny: The crappy day to night dissolves from Castlevania 2 get a Shout-Out in the 'Castlevania II with lyrics' video.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: His rendition of the Game Over music from Mega Man 3. He points out that because it's such an upbeat song, it sounds kinda dickish.
    "That was fun, but now you're done.
    You're out of luck because you suck.
    You're not quite as good as everyone else who plays it.
    Don't continue, just give in,
    You silly boob, ya fuckin' noob,
    Just turn off the power and cry yourself to sleep, you pussy."
  • Take That: Several, but his entry about Rayman (or, more precisely, Rayman Legends) in his "Game Over Tinies" song stands out - his stance about the game's delay to a more unfortunate release date is as straightforward as it gets.
    "R is for Rayman, since nobody cares"
    • His jab towards PETA in this RANTalfloss video.
    • The Bioshock Infinite Song describes the white supremacist, jingoistic Columbia as a "Tea Party Fox News Disneyland".
    • A lot of his comics that had to do with the Wii U irked Nintendo fans, as the punchlines were nothing more than "The Wii U Sucks" over and over again. He referenced the backlash in his "Farewell song" for the comic.
  • Toilet Humour: The entirety of "Sewer Surfin' With Lyrics".
  • Truck Driver's Gear Change: Used and lampshaded in Final Fantasy with Lyrics, Civilization with Lyrics, and This Is the Album You've Been Waiting For (his promo song for his "Bits of Me" album. "Key change, mofo!"
  • Turn Your Head and Cough: Spoken by Dr. Mario in this song number, which depicts the character as being a quack.
  • Visual Pun: Zelda 2 With Lyrics includes the lyric "Kicking some ass! Kicking some ass! Kicking some ass!" In the video, this is set to Link slashing with his sword... and then he kicks a donkey.
    • Punch-Out!! With Lyrics includes the line "Bull shit cock!" In the video, this is set to a shot of Brent's angry face... superimposed by a bull, then a warm turd, then a rooster.
  • Weapon of Choice: In Contra With Lyrics:
    "S is what I shall use (Spread Gun Spread Gun muthafucka!)"
    • Joke Weapon: "R - just makes me confused! (It stands for Rarely helpful)" Also calling the Machine Gun "Marshmallow gun".
  • "Well Done, Son!" Guy: White Mage in "Ballad of the Mages"
  • Whole Plot Reference: The entire premise of the 'With Lyrics' songs. Done gloriously.
  • With Lyrics: No, really?
  • World's Smallest Violin: Used (arguably wrongly) in Cave Story With Lyrics.
  • X Meets Y: Invoked in his "Phoenix Wright With Lyrics" video, where he refers to the series as "a Comedy of Errors with the violence of Macbeth".
  • You're Insane!: Calls Scrooge McDuck crazy several times in the DuckTales song.
  • Your Mom: What has been listed under Self-Deprecation above is accompanied by "don't tell your mom", in hushed tones.

The end, Mofos.