These tropes are too uncommon or weird so they will never happen.
Compare to Too Specific, The Same, but More, X Meets Y, and Unknowable. Contrast Too Universal.
Dishonorable mentions:
- Chairs Sit on People
- Abusing the Kardashian Scale for Fun and Profit
- Alien Audienceating Premise: A work whose premise makes it marketable to aliens.
- Alien Audience-Eating Premise: A work whose premise eats alien audiences.
- Adaptational Pimp
- Anger Born of Angrish
- Anger Born of Anger
- Anger Born of Boredom
- Anger Born of Happiness
- Anger Born of Hunger
- Anger Born of Antidisestablishmentarianism
- Apocalypse Row
- Apathy Sink
- Big "Meh"
- Broke Your Nail Punching Cthulhu
- Communists Hate Tingle
- Patrick Star Speech
- Patrick Stump Speech
- Patrick Swayze Speech
- Patrick Warburton Speech
- Patrick Bateman Speech
- Patrick McGoohan Speech (already exists
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- Patrick O'Malley Speech
- Lovable Sax Maniac
- Lovable Rouge
- "The Reason You Blow" Speech
- "The Reason This Weapon Sucks" Speech
- A Dog Am I
- A Dog I Am Not
- "I Don't Want" Song
- Phineas and Ferb has the song "I Want Nothing".
- Ramones' "I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You," "I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement," "I Don't Want You"
- The Prince of Egypt has "All I Ever Wanted", which gives the same vibe as this.
- Sinéad O'Connor's "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got"
- "I Am Not" Song
- "Do Not Want" Song
- We already have "I Hate" Song.
- Mathematicians Cannot Do Writing
- Averted by Lewis Carroll.
- Gross-In Show
- DreamWorks Nightmare Face
- Armor Piercing Crap
- Armor Piercing Tap
- Eye Poke the Poodle
- Death the Ron Eater
- The Grim Reaper eating Ron?
- Word of Hay
- Word of Bae
- Word of Nay
- Word of Goo
- Hijacked by Fanon
- Similar to Death of the Author.
- Mathematically Correct Villain
- Grammatically Correct Villain
- Scientifically Correct Villain
- Technically Correct Villain (the best kind of correct)
- Accidentally Correct Villain
- Gone Horribly Right, right?
- Anatomically Correct Villain
- Jackass Has a Point
- World of Jackass
- Card-Carrying Villain Protagonist
- Card-Carrying Hero Antagonist
- Trading-Card-Carrying Villain
- Bard-Carrying Villain
- Hard-Carrying Villain
- Lard-Carrying Villain
- Mallard-Carrying Villian
- Yard-Carrying Villain
- Bankcard-Carrying Villain
- Drunkard-Carrying Villain
- When your designated driver is evil.
- Guard-Carrying Villain
- Shard-Carrying Villain
- Bard-Carrying Villan
- Nard-Carrying Villain
- Pard-Carrying Villain
- Sard-Carrying Villain
- Card-Carrying Card
- Villain-Carrying Villain
- So, Dark Action Girl mixed with Pregnant Badass?
- Villain-Carrying Card
- Card Carries the Villain
- Tarot-Card-Carrying Villain
- Picard-Carrying Villain
- Rooting for the Umpire
- Light Yagami Is Not Good (Overlaps with Complaining)
- Double Standard: Rape, Inanimate Object on Male
- Related to Cargo Ship.
- Double Standard: Rape, Male on Female
- The Unwilling Suspension of Belief
- Exists as Easy Evangelism ?
- Bile Fornication
- Falafel Good, Falafel Neutral, and Falafel Evil
- Sounds like a Blue-and-Orange Morality.
- Stupid Stupid
- Exists as Insufferable Imbecile?
- Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows
- People Sit on Spikes
Lady Whiteadder: In our house, Nathaniel sits on a spike!Blackadder: And yourself?Lady Whiteadder: I sit on Nathaniel. Two spikes would be an extravagance!
- Getting Cluster F-Bombs Past the Radar
- One-Fabio Limit
- The limit of Mr. Fanservice characters that can be used in a series?
- One-Rabodoandrianampoinimerina Limit
- One-Chrononhotonthologus Limit
- One-Ed Limit
- Certainly averted by Ed, Edd n Eddy.
- Fifteen-Steves Limit
- Endless-Chris Limit
- King Kong Dub
- Crowning Moment of Heartworming
- At least, let's hope not.
- So, like this?
Ralph Wiggum: …And when the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life. - Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.
- TV Tropes Enhanced My Vocabulary
- They Wasted a Perfectly Good Porn
- Porn Tumor
- YMMV.Time Stop Brave seems to think so.
- Malignant Porn Tumor
- Porn Hole
- ...Too Universal if taken literally?
- Adaptation-Induced Porn Hole
- Dub-Induced Porn Hole
- The French poster for Barbie where the translation of "he's just Ken" could also be read as "he just knows how to fuck".
- Could Have Avoided This Porn
- Common reaction to the Pizza Boy Special Delivery trope.
- Whole-Porn Reference
- Yo-Yo Porn Point
- New Powers as the Porn Demands
- The Internet Is for Plot
- Plot Stache
- Porn Tumor
- Mind Chastity
- Mind Nail
- Ferdinand Was Right: People eating animals for Christmas dinner; overlaps with Too Universal.
- Malensky Trifle
- The Walrus Was Not Paul
- The Walrus Was John All Along
- The Walrus was Cab Calloway
- The Taxman Was George
- This Boy Was Ringo
- The Ocean Child Was Yoko
- The Cat Was Yoko
- Hey Jude Was Julian
- The Doctor Was Julian
- Sadie Was The Maharishi
- The Nowhere Man Was Jeremy
- The Nowhere Man Was Jeremy Clarkson
- The Walrus Was Rotor
- The Walrus Was Jamie
- The Walrus Was a Horse. Mule! Horse! Mule!
- The Walrus Was The Eggman
- The Walrus Was Dr. Robotnik
- The Walrus In The Sky With Diamonds
- The Walrus ...And Zoidberg
- The Walrus mmmmmmm
- The Walrus... is PEOPLE!!!!!
- Luke, I Am The Walrus
- The Walrus Broke The Dam
- The Walrus was The Nowhereman was The Taxman was The Ocean Child was Hey Jude was Sadie was Zoidberg was Rotor was Metalgreymon
- And Then The Walrus Was A Zombie
- Walrus All Along
- I Am A Walrus
- The Real Walrus Was The Friends We Made Along The Way
- Green Eggs and Ham Is A Harsh Mistress
- You Are Watching Big Brother
- Used only by Big Brother.
- Charlie Brown as a MacGuffin
- So Good, It's Bad
- Sounds like a form of Awesomeness Withdrawal, where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
- This is actually what Doug Walker said about Spirited Away. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!" He also did a video essay called "Can a Film Be So Good It's Bad?"
- High-Tier Scrappy?
- Then it would be related to Complacent Gaming Syndrome.
- Show Within a Show Within A Show Within A Show Within A...
- Yeah, yeah, we need to go deeper, etc, etc.
- Show Within A Soap Within A Show Within A Soap Within A Show Within A Soap Within A Show Within A Nested Story (Within A...)
- Something like that happens in Darths & Droids in fact.
- Oops, I Forgot To Use The Condom/Vasectomy
- Cheaper by the Dozen, of the "turns out vasectomies aren't instantly effective" variety.
- You Fail Staying Alive Forever
- Also falls under Too Universal, as it applies to, well...
- You Fail "Staying Alive" Forever
- "Troper, I thought it was horrendous."
- List of Series That Don't Use Tropes
- The Tropeless Tale. Done.
- The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.
- Girl on Girl is Shot
- Girl on barbecue is hot
- Girl on Lunch Break is Hot
- Girl on Crack is Hot
- Girl on Girl I Shot?
- Sounds like Heteronormative Crusader, to be honest.
- Or a girl on girl cameraman.
- Or more specifically, Bury Your Gays.
- If you move the mental break two words to the left, it sounds like assisted necrophilia.
- Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
- Wouldn't that be a form of Surprisingly Realistic Outcome?
- No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.
- Also a sub-trope of Character Death.
- Wouldn't that be a form of Surprisingly Realistic Outcome?
- Eating inedible and nonexistent things
- Good Is Tactically and Technically Efficient
- There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
- That would be Crapsack World.
- There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
- Crowning Moment of Giant Realistic Flying Tigers
- Everything's Better with Giant Realistic Flying Tigers
- Giant Realistic Flying Tiger Aesop
- Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins
- Shark sandwiches are!
- Tulip Immunity
- No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert
- Shouldn't that be filed under Unknowable?
- All Novelists Are Sane
- For a given value of sane.
- All Artists Are Sane
- Ass Jerk
- See also Ass Pull.
- Monolingual Bonus
- Nothing Going Wrong Ever
- Sounds related to God-Mode Sue.
- One Or Two Things Going Wrong In A Manageable Way
- Nothing Bad Ever Happens To The Kennedys
- Lion in an Ass Skin
- Your Cousins as a Gateway Drug.
- Discount Sushi Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
- Undead Baby Comedy
- Someone has never seen Braindead.
- Immortal Baby Comedy
- Or the Dawn of the Dead (2004) remake.
- Immoral Baby Comedy
- Exists as Enfant Terrible.
- Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
- Eh, Rugrats?
- Completely Unknown Condition Baby Comedy
- Undead Unicorn Trope
- Undead Pegasus Trope
- A My Little Pony Zombie Apocalypse perhaps?
- The opening of a Gloryhammer album?
- 86.5% Approval Rating
- World Without Strawmen: Basically a Utopia.
- World Without A Strawman
- The Death Of Strawman
- Straw Strawman
- Like accusing someone of using a Strawman as part of your Strawman?
- Yo dawg...
- Fallacy Fallacy
- Jesus and Mo gives us a Straw Straw Strawman
- Like accusing someone of using a Strawman as part of your Strawman?
- Straw Nazist
- Some of Those Wacky Nazi stereotypes might be exaggerated enough to qualify.
- Kill Your Strawman With Fire
- Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
- Prologue In My Pants
- Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants
- Epilogue In My Pants, Monologue In My Pants, Soliloquy In My Pants, Rap In My Pants, Sibilance In My Pants, Alligator In My Pants...
- How those words got into my pants, I'll never know.
- Retreating Wall Of Shyness
- What about this xkcd?
- Non-Moving Wall of Non-Sentience
- Non-Visible Wall You Can't Touch
- What about this xkcd
- Ruthless Modern Zombies
- Show Us On The Doll Where The Vorlons Touched You
- Bitchslapped By Vorlons
- Sounds like Cursed with Awesome to me.
- Stared At Creepily By Vorlons
- Falcon Punched by Vorlons
- Our Anti-tank rounds are different
- Big Gol
- I Put On My Robe and Leather Pants
- List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
- Google it.
- The Password Is Always Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif
- The Password Is Always Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung
- Aw, great! Now I have to change my password again!
- Google it.
- Cthulhu Sue: Pronounced Clu-loo Sue, this Trope takes the worst aspects of Mary Sue and increases it to such a level that it becomes a metaphoric cosmic horror in its own right.
- Someone actually did this intentionally.
- The True Fae.
- The True Sue?
- We already have this.
- How is Cthulsue not entirely possible?
- Hilarity Sue
- Chainsaw Neutral, Chainsaw Evil
- Gatling Neutral, Gatling Evil
- Chainsaw Stupid, Gatling Stupid
- Would overlap with Artistic License – Gun Safety.
- Tank Neutralness, Tank Evilness
- Finger-Lickin' Neutral
- Sorting Algorithm of Neutral
- Gatling Neutral, Gatling Evil
- Et Caput Inter Nubila Ex Machina: Deus Ex Machina, but instead of God, a Cloud Cuckoolander
- И, Just И
- This would be a good alternate name for The Backwards Я, actually.
- But impossible to search.
- You are weak.
- ♥, Just ♥
- This would be a good alternate name for The Backwards Я, actually.
- Expressive Pants
- Expressive Muumuu
- Expressive Penis
- Second Person Person
- A lot of people do this occasionally. You've probably told yourself "Okay, you can do this!" at least once in your life.
- Draco In Leather Depends
- That's Gotta Chafe
- Ron In Leather Pants
- Dumbledore in a Leather Vest
- Hermione in a Leather Kimono
- Voldemort in a Leather Tutu
- Our Vampires Are Different When Convenient
- So, an Informed Attribute?
- Twilight?
- I thought that was Your Vampires Suck.
- Not sure if Take That! or Incredibly Lame Pun
- Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way
- Our Monsters Are Different In Some Ways But Alike In Others
- Would probably fit under Department of Redundancy Department.
- Non-Self-Demonstrating Trope
- Not Demonstrable Trope
- You Fail Astrozoology Forever
- "Never" is a bit harsh.
- You Fail Space Madness Forever
- You fail Theoretical Xenobiology Forever.
- Following Avatar, how do we not have this?
- Because it's too obscure or bizarre.
- Following Avatar, how do we not have this?
- You Fail Digestion Forever
- Someone's obviously never been to a vorarephilia website.
- You mean it doesn't work like that?
- Someone's obviously never been to a vorarephilia website.
- You Fail The Evil Overlord Forever
- Isn't that The Blofeld Ploy?
- Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
- What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made On Drugs?
- Could be Villains Out Shopping.
- And Paranoia Gambit. Already here.
- Also Not Me This Time.
- Villains Out Shipping
- FilmCow actually did this, sans the "giant flying" part.
- Gambit Piplup
- Xanatos Poker
- Xanatos Twister
- Xanatos Misère Nim
- Xanatos Cards Against Humanity
- Xanatox Monopoly
- Xanatos Twister
- Xanax Gambit
- XANA Gambit
- You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time
- You Fail Biology, But Then Retake It And Pass, Which We Knew You Could Do If You Just Applied Yourself
- You Fail Biology For 10 Years
- You Fail Biology For 10 Months
- You Fail Biology For 10 Weeks
- You Fail Biology For 10 Days
- You Fail Biology For 10 Hours
- You Fail Biology For 10 Minutes
- You Fail Biology For 10 Seconds
- You Fail Biology For 10 Milliseconds
- You Fail Biology For 10 Nanoseconds
- You Fail Biology For 10 Picoseconds
- You Fail Biology For 10 Planck Units
- You Fail Biology For 10 Rels
- Given how quickly biological Science Marches On, surely there's someone who got lucky and was later proven right.
- So does that just make this a worse name for Accidentally-Correct Writing?
- I Have The Power Supreme
- Names To Icecar Away From Really Fast
- You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised
- The Call Blew Up Your Neighbor's Kid and threatened to Rape your Girlfriend.
- List Of Writers Who Are Neither Male, Adults, Human Nor Writers
- My Immortal
- List Of Writers Who Are Eldritch Abominations
- Low Calorie Diet Sugar Wiki
- No Added Sugar Wiki
- Nutrasweet Wiki
- Splenda Wiki
- Maple Sugar Wiki (Canadian)
- Honey Wiki (it's all natural!)
- High Fructose Corn Syrup Wiki
- Crapsaccharine Wiki
- Watermelon Sugar Wiki (too much Richard Brautigan)
- This Is Xanatos On Drugs
- This desperately needs to be an actual work.
- Drunk Vetinari in Unseen Academicals?
- Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O
- I Do Not Like Green-Eggs-and-Ham-Flavored Jell-O
- I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Steamed Ham.
- I Do Not Like Green-Eggs-and-Ham-Flavored Jell-O
- This Non-Troper
- Tropes Are Not Neutral
- Tropes Are Not Natural
- Tropes Are Not Evil
- Tropes Are Not Tropes
- Tripes
- Nothing Material Or Immaterial Exists, Has Ever Existed, Or Ever Will Exist Anywhere, Anytime And In Any Sense
- TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
- TV Tropes Will End Your Life
- Will happen if anyone ever embeds a Brown Note.
- TV Tropes Will Make You Wealthy and Successful
- What if a troper becomes or is a successful, critically acclaimed writer?
- TV Tropes Will Have No Measurable Impact On Your Quality Of Life
- TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Death
- TV Tropes Will End Your Life
- Cool Tricycle
- Badass Unicycle of Doom
- Demolishor, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, robot mode.
- Homestuck: Unireal Air.
- Actually, I thought Crumplezone was cool..
- Badass Unicycle of Doom
- Yandere meets Yandere
- Again, desperately needs to be an actual work.
- Degrassi: The Next Generation, Peter/Emma/Sean love triangle.
- Love/Death?
- Jin Kisaragi vs. Nu-13
- The Wheel of Fate is Turning.
- Rebel One. Action!
- Counter.
- Counter.
- Counter.
- Rapid.
- Counter.
- Distortion Finish!
- Yandere Couple?
- Again, desperately needs to be an actual work.
- Bryozoomorphic Personification
- Anthropomorphic Catification
- A Nonexistent Trope That Is Very Common Throughout Non-Fiction
- People Get Minor Illnesses and Aren't Really Inconvenienced by Them
- Audience Surrogate Bait-and-Switch
- That might be a form of Tomato Surprise.
- Cholecystokinin Brigade Bait
- Cytokine Storm Brigade Bait
- Cool Middle-Aged Guy.
- Cool Middle-Aged Lady
- Cocytus Counterpart: Any frozen lake deliberately used to underscore characters betraying each other.
- Saccharinecrap World: A seemingly dark or grim world/land that is actually great place to live.
- So, Dark Is Not Evil applied to places?
- We got A Hell of a Time. Does that work?
- Da Orkz seem to regard the Warhammer 40,000 galaxy as this — it's a horrible place, but Da Orkz love it because they love war.
- So many video game settings that are horrible places... SO YOU CAN RUN AROUND BEING BADASS AND KILLING EVERYTHING!
- Ate The Call
- Stalker with a Crush Couple
- This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie Addicted to Love, where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
- Stalker With A Crusher
- Stalker With Ensign Crusher
- Villainous Breakdance
- Does the "Breakdance" skillshot from Bulletstorm count?
- Heroic "Command prompt only" Mode
- Heroic "Previous version of MS-DOS" Mode
- Candle Jackoff
- Except you'll never get to fini
- You No Take Candle Jackoff!
- Candle Jack Frost.
- Except you'll never get to fini
- Fifth Human Hybrids
- Chickwithadickification
- ...Have you been on the internet? Like, anywhere?!
- See Everybody Wants the Hermaphrodite.
- Chickhicksification
- Dude Looks Like a Labia
- See above.
- Gag Testicles
- Someone hasn't heard of Pom Poko.
- Gag Vagina
- Gag Xiphoid Process
- Our Placozoa Are Different
- Complete Monstera
- Complete Human
- Complete Vampire
- Complete Alien
- Incomplete Monster
- Sliding Scale Of Rwandan Animation Obscurity
- Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
- You Fail the Feven Feas Forever
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Physical Godhood, Anyway?
- Perhaps an exaggerated form of I Just Want to Be Normal.
- Physical Godhood Is An Awesome Power: You wouldn't think that being a Physical God would be useful, but it actually is!
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Lameness, Anyway?
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Most Common, Anyway?
- Exists as D-Cup Distress?
- What Kind Of Incredibly Lame Pun Is Heart On, Anyway?
- Jack Chickification
- B.C. could probably qualify.
- Violence Jack Chick
- Samurai Jack Chick
- Candle Jack Chi
- For when your car-lifting device turns from Action Girl to...
- There is a parody floating around of some Chick Tract edited to be about The Older Ones. The point being that it's pretty much the same thing.
- Jackification
- Anthropomorphic Chickification
- Dramatic Drizzle
- Battle In The Light Shower
- Dramatic Partly Cloudy
- Gainax Beginning
- Exaggerated version of Early-Installment Weirdness.
- Does Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann ring a bell?
- Happy Beginning
- Bittersweet Beginning
- Earn Your Happy Beginning
- Ray of Hope Beginning
- Mario Party Games Have Good AI
- Jumped At The Call But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
- Five-Point Landing
- Nul Point Landing
- Draco in Assless Chaps
- Everything's Better With Sparks
- Girl Genius would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
- Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
- This
- That
- The Other
- It
- Those
- These
- Them
- They
- That
- This Trope Statement Is False
- That's a Logic Bomb.
- Absurdly Blunt Blade
- Was used already. Starlight and Shadows, for one.
- Blades can become absurdly blunt.
- Bluntly Absurd Blade
- Femalevolent Architecture
- If the architects were Straw Feminists, many buildings would be like that.
- It's filled with Death Traps that only the presence of men (or women?) sets off.
- What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life
- A form of I Did What I Had to Do?
- List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics
- Insecurity Tuning Fork: A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
- That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like Idea Bulb.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Honey!
- Save The Girl Screw The World (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
- Save The World Screw The Girl?
- Screw The Rules, I Have Potato Salad With Tacos!
- Ot Tnaw Ew Fi Sdrawkcab Klat Ot Elba Eb Dluohs Ew ,Selur Eht Wercs!note
- But You Screw One Rule
- Save The Girl Screw The World (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
- Whippet Good
- Drone Ambient Digging Kid
- Word of Satan
- Did You Just Punch Out A Baby?
- Broke Your Arm Punching Out A Baby
- Did A Baby Just Punch You Out?
- Did You Just Romance A Baby?
- To the two above: Inferno Cop?
- According to the trailers, this will be in The Campaign.
- Broke Your Arm Punching Out Punch Cards
- Did You Just Flip Off a Baby?
- Em Dash and En Dash
- Reinforced Trope: When a trope is reconstructed before it is deconstructed.
- We have Unbuilt Trope, where the deconstruction appears before the straight use.
- So Cool It's Horrible
- Grenade Ass Shove
- Nailgun Emasculation
- Castration By Grass
- Castration Because He's a Cat So it's Normal
- Death By USB Stick
- Too much data
- Death By Shiny Floating Space Hole
- Too much data
- Spontaneous Torso Explosion
- More specifically, Ludicrous Gibs without having to get shot with the BFG.
- Self Remonstrating Article
- Captain Hero?
- Related to Cargo Ship.
- Death By Birth: Not Death by Childbirth. It's when YOU die, BY being born.
- People Die After They Are Born
- It'd probably be a supertrope of Convenient Miscarriage.
- I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College
- Kneel Before Zoidberg
- Gratuitous Etruskian
- A Little Something We Call Antidisestablishmentarianism
- Taste Your Solid Acid - Solid Acid Cannons
- Quadruple Issue Wonk
- Strawman Sue
- Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Sue
- Ad Hominem Sue
- Slippery Slope Sue
- Appeal to Nature Sue
- Appeal to Emotions Sue
- Drinking Strawman
- Using a strawman argument in a debate about alcohol?
- Heel Heel Turn: When a villain switches sides to become a different kind of villain.
- Face Face Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a different kind of hero.
- Toe Heel Turn: When a character spins gracefully on one foot but falls out of the turn onto their heel and stumbles awkwardly, though sometimes the judges decide to credit such a move as a D with execution deductions anyway because they like the Americans and the Russians but not the Chinese.
- Heel Ass Turn: When a villain stops being a villain, but is still a Jerkass.
- Face Heal Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a doctor.
- Face Meal Turn
- Face Heal Transplant
- Face Book Turn
- Fluffy Cloud Hell
- Prone to Tears Couple
- Immortal Horse Trope
- Exists as Universal Tropes or Omnipresent Tropes.
- Or tropes as applied to Celestia and Luna.
- For this one, see Friendship Is Magic: The Princesses.
- Perfectly Healthy Horse Trope
- This would be the majority of tropes.
- Real Men Wear Panties And A Bra
- Real Men Have Breasts
- Real Men Are Women
- Like lumberjacks, who are OK.
- Fucking Women Is For Poofs
- Real Men Have Breasts
- Sucky Moment of Dethroning
- Happens at the start of nearly every Fire Emblem.
- Dethroning Moment of Succ
- Refictionalization: When something is Defictionalized, but then people realize it sucks and it becomes fictional again.
- He Who Fights He Who Fights Monsters
- Wife-Basher Basher Basher
- Who Watches The Watcher Of The Watchmen?
- Wife-Basher Basher Basher
- He Who Fights Hipsters
- Stilt-Man Immunity
- World Of Shrinking Violet
- Camp Asexual
- Bury Your Heterosexuals
- Eat Your Heterosexuals
- We Chose A Form You Are Uncomfortable With Because We Are, How Do You Say It, A Dick
- We Chose A Form You Can't Comprehend
- We Chose an Offer You Can't Refuse
- We Chose a Form But We've Been Standing in the Wrong Line for Three Hours and WHAT THE HELL, IS THIS THE DMV OR SOMETHING?!
- Mistaken For Starfish Alien
- Alien Mistaken For Some Other Alien
- Would be a subtrope of Mistaken for Aliens
- People Shit On Chairs
- 5 Second Films' short, "Wishful Thinking"
- 5 Second Films' short, "Wishful Thinking"
- Yaw Attack
- TV Tropes Will Make You Extremely Popular With Your Peers, Especially When You Talk In Tropes All The Time
- TV Tropes Will Make You An Excellent Cook
- No Of Course TV Tropes Is Not Addictive
- Blatant Lies
- Actually a Cassandra Truth, since it's not addictive in the way nicotine is.
- Blatant Lies
- Throwing Your Head Always Works
- Grievous Harm with a Body?
- A game did have that as its ad campaign: 'Go ahead. Throw your head. You've got another.'
- Fade To Beige
- Fade To Orange
- Fade To Pink
- Fade To Shade
- TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Wife
- "Honey, I noticed you keep looking up Gorn, Death Tropes, and Strawberry Shortcake. We need to talk..."
- TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Children
- Good Is Not Good
- Boring Invisible Hero
- Action Trans Person
- Token Transgender Person
- Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
- Fifty Steve Limit
- Fifty Alex Limit.
- Hey It's That Gun
- Exists as Standard FPS Guns.
- Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic
- Evil Does Not Understand Stan
- You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever
- Speed Equals Shyness
- Farmers Always Wear Glasses
- A Man Has A Y Chromosome
- Except when he doesn't. (See XX Male Syndrome)
- The anti-trans version of the Heteronormative Crusader.
- Except when he doesn't. (See XX Male Syndrome
- Tropers That Will Never Happen
- Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip
- Brought Down To Physical God
- Genius Penalty
- Monkeys on a Typewriter Write The Plot
- Take Away My Brown Pants
- Call a Rabbit a "Smurf"
- Fan Nonfic
- That'd be either Running the Asylum or Promoted Fanboy, actually.
- Hater Fic
- Headphones Equal Psychic Powers and Abnormal Eating Habits.
- That's not a trope, that's a Laconic description of The World Ends with You if someone had serious issues with causation and correlation.
- Dropped A Dr. Octagonapus On Him
- Knows Gender, But In Reality, He Really Couldn't Care Less.
- Jumping Off The Slippery Soap
- Jumping Off the Ad Hominem
- Jumping Off the False Cause
- Jumping Off the Appeal to Nature
- Back-to-Back Fatasses
- Took A Level In Fatass
- Mistaken For Fatass
- Inverse of Mistaken for Pregnant, when a woman is pregnant but someone thinks she's just fat?
- To The Batadjective!
- To The Batverb!
- To the Batadverb!
- To The Batpreposition!
- To the Batinterjection!
- To The Batgerund!
- To The Batparticiple!
- To The Batinfinitive!
- To The Batappositive!
- To The Batpronoun!
- To The Batarticle!
- Curves In All The Wrong Places
- Neutral Detecting Dog
- Dog Detecting Dog
- Shouldn't this be under Too Universal?
- Evil Detecting Frog
- Hollywood Ballet: Were it not for Vera Zorina in On Your Toes and Moira Shearer in The Red Shoes (1948), the earlier inaccuracies in film in regards to ballet would have their own tropes; as it stands, this would be a Deader Than Dead Horse Trope.
- Stuffed Into The Fridge Logic: When you realize, belatedly, that a character you thought had lived actually died, and that this was in order to provide fridge-angst for someone else.
- Ominous Pig Latin Chanting
- Suspiciously Improved Sequel
- Oblivious Beta
- Obvious Delta
- Perpetual Pi
- Sigma Baddie
- Relatively High Number Sword That Breezes You Through The Midgame And Holds Up Well In The Endgame And You Find Hard To Get Rid Of Even When You Find The Ultimate Weapon Because You Grew Unreasonably Attached To It
- In many cases, Infinity -1 Sword.
- Negative Infinity Sword (even worse than a Joke Item)
- Acceptable Breaks from Reality/Real Life
- Depraved Asexual
- Now exists as No Love for the Wicked
- Matt Damon Is Not Real
- Our Taxidermists Are Different
- You Fail Equestrian Psychology Forever
- Sub-trope of Somewhere, an Equestrian Is Crying?
- Hollywood Coprophilia
- Peppery Ending With Strong Notes Of Garlic And A Hint Of Garam Masala
- Face Heel Door Slam: The inverse of Heel–Face Door-Slam; when a good character wants to turn evil, but gets killed before it can happen, and is sadly doomed to have accomplished nothing but good with their life.
- Viewers Are Swordfish
- Viewers Are Goldfish Crackers
- Viewers Are Smeerps
- Viewers Are Kwyjibos
- Viewers Are Zubat
- Viewers Are Cowboy Spacemen With Rabbits For Feet
- Viewers Are Eldritch Abominations
- Viewers Are Vulcans
- My Psychological Clock Is Ticking
- My Botanical Clock is Ticking
- My Doomsday Clock Is Ticking
- Award Snub-Induced Plot Hole
- Smoking Hot Subtext
- Doesn't This Not Remind You of Nothing?
- This does.
- Confusing Absence of Negatives
- This does.
- Face Full Of Darkwing Duck Wong
- Famous People vs People You Know In Real Life
- Crowning Year of Heartwarming
- Dude, Where's My Coma?
- Hatedomservice
- When an entire work is deliberately intended to be a Hate Sink.
- My Immortal. Possibly.
- When an entire work is deliberately intended to be a Hate Sink.
- Everything's Skinless With Nuckelavees (Or, Our Dragons Are Different Nuckelavees)
- Rare Third Gender Example
- Depraved Third Gender
- Superluminal Seduction
- First-Person Seductress
- Distracted by My Own Sexy and Man, I Feel Like a Woman already exist.
- Unresolved Chastity Tension
- Converse of Sturgeon's Law: Crap is 90% of everything.
- Every Pinto Is A Car
- Unless it's a horse or a bean.
- Gratuitous Frenching
- Plot Hole Victim
- The Guy Who Was Wrong Was Right
- But For Me, It Was Caturday
- But for Me, It Was Captain Picard Day
- But for Me, It Was International Cuddle Day
- But for Me, It Was Soup Day
- Nobody Poops But You
- Only Zoidberg Poops
- Nobody Pukes
- Nobody Drools
- Nobody Breathes
- Luke, We Are Each Other's Fathers
- Luke, I am Your Cat
- Luke, I am Your Seventh Cousin Four Times Removed
- Everything's Better With The Javan Wart Snake (Or Elephant-Trunk Snake, Or Whatever You Want To Call Acrochordus Javanicus), Which Grows To Six Feet Long, Spend Its Entire Life In Freshwater And Feeds Largely On Fish And Other Aquatic Animals
- Xanatos / Gambit Crossover Slashfic
- Punch Clock Neutral Female
- "Purple, Just Sideways" Reaction
- No, Just "No Reaction"
- Penultimate Life Form
- Shaggy Zoidberg Story
- Broke Your Arm Doing The Horsey Dance
- Knightmare Fuel
- 1980s Serbian Medical Sitcom Tropes
- Makuta Was Right
- Broke Cthulhu Punching Out Your Arm
- Glass Canon
- Gushing About Shows Within A Show
- Shows Complaining About Being Watched
- Watching Shows About Gushing
- Pooping Does Not Work That Way
- We're Still Irrelevant, Dammit!
- Periods Do Not Work That Way
- Sliding Scale of Monochrome to Full-Colour
- Or, alternatively, Mohs Scale of Hue Saturation
- Or Sorting Algorithm of Hue Saturation
- Women Are A Delicacy
- Real Men Always Wear Dresses
- Blue Is For Sissies (although blue did used to be considered a feminine colour, whilst pink was considered masculine)
- Pink Means Masculine
- It actually did until World War II.
- The West African Lungfish Was The Mastermind
- Fountain of Rei Ayanami Expies
- Norwegians Despise David Tinglehoff
- Hijacked By Link
- New Plot As The Powers Demand
- Executive Meddling demanding a continuation of a Cash-Cow Franchise and turning it into a Franchise Zombie even though the plot is over, e.g. Dragon Ball Z.
- Big "Maybe"
- Darth Wiki/So Cool, It's Awesome and Sugar Wiki/So Bad, It's Horrible
- Narm Retardant
- Never Bring A Knife To A Knife Fight
- Never Bring a Knife to a Nice Fight
- Never Bring a Knife to a Water Gun Fight
- Big Neutral
- Bigger Neutral
- All Men Are Socrates
- As Long as There Is Neutrality
- Monsters Are the Real Humans
- Chapman the Beatle Stomper
- Scarily Incompetent Tracker
- Unquirky Work, or; What Do You Mean, It Was Made On Drugs?: Even though the writers were on drugs, the work of fiction isn't trippy or bizarre.
- Pre-Asskissing One Liner
- Evil Britney
- Let's Get Safe
- Bigger Is Better At Chess
- Buxom Is Better At Chess
- Well, if they manage to get your opponent Distracted by the Sexy and not pay attention to the board...
- Buxom Is Better At Chess
- Rule Of Boring
- Played Straight in Undertale, since the genocide route is intentionally boring.
- Shaggy Yak Legend
- Boy Meats, Girl Meats
- Powered by a Forsaken Walrus
- Powered by a Forsaken Set of AA Batteries
- Mildew Hopping About
- Biochemist Author
- One Mary Sue Limit
- Infinity+1 Ferret
- Ruined FOREVER/Real Life
- Democritus Was Right
- Names To Walk Away From At A Brisk Yet Leisurely Pace
- Names to Evade, But, You Know, There's No Hurry
- Fridge Whore
- When you belatedly realise a female character must be promiscuous?
- The Amethyst Age Of Animation
- It's Easy, So It Sucks!/Real Life
- Go Sane From The Revelation
- An Ass-Kissing Christmas
- Crowning Moment Of Ambiguity
- Krytoses Are Just Awesomer
- Sphingomyelinase Bait
- Color-Coded Pluperfect
- Banana Democracy: A Latin American country that is free and just that happens to love exporting products like bananas.
- Costa Rica is probably the closest nation to fitting this.
- Banana Monarchy
- Artistic License — Urology
- Gag Penis would be a sub-trope.
- Spell My Name With A ¾
- Most Writers Are Endothermic
- Most Writers Are Homeothermic
- Most Writers Are Homophones
- Most Writers Are Homeothermic
- Verbal Num Lock
- Noodle Implement Scheme: We see the results of a plan, and are informed that this was planned to happen, but we are never told what the plan was. The audience is left to figure out what gambit was used to achieve the outcome.
- Magnanimous Bastard: Tricks people into buying into their Canon Sue façade in order to deviously hide their own villainy, and schemes against the ones who don't fall for it, utilizing psychological warfare.
- Anti-Anti-Intellectualism: We hate Anti-Intellectualism!
- Javert Was Right: The government's law and divine law are the same.
- Lenin Was Right: Revolution is the best way to get things done.
- IRA Fascism: Fascism is espoused by Irish nationalists.
- Romantenlightement: One philosophy with elements of both Romanticism and Enlightenment.
- Villanous Rose: The villain wears a rose.
- Pale-Skinned Brunette Dogmatist: Black hair and very fair skin are symbolic of Black-and-White Insanity.
- Revolutionary Martial Law: The rebels declare martial law after succeeding.
- Lowest Common Denominator Purging: Getting rid of the exceptional or unusual.
- Holy Holocaust: The Church Militant is feeling genocidal.
- That Small Nations Might Be Free: Liberating a small(er) and weak(er) country is the given reason for interfering overseas.note
- Straw Intellectual
- We have Intellectually Supported Tyranny
- Mediacracy: Rule by the media.
- See the Spanish-American Warnote
- William Wallice Was Wrong: National independence is a bad idea.
- Everything's More Supernatural With Celtic Music
- EveryVillain: Ever noticed that Everyman characters are always heroes?
- Always Chaotic Good and Always Lawful Evil
- Little Bad
- That's a Mook.
- Smaller Bad
- Little Good
- Reasonably-Sized Bad
- Straw Strawman (?)
- The Revolution Will Be Televised: A political event either hijacked or staged by the media.
- It's Not Popular Anymore, Now It Sucks.
- Pop Culture Snob behavior, as shown by the Hate Dumb page
- Your Freedom Fighters Are Our Terrorists
- The Thunderfury Has Melted!
- Cool Flying Potato
- Yankee Go Home: Stay out of this, America! How dare you try to save us!
- Ambiguously Atheist
- Antagonist Centered Morality
- Fart on the Camera Ending
- Burp on the Camera Ending
- Shit on the Camera Ending
- Piss on the Camera Ending
- Barf on the Camera Ending
- The Moshi Monsters song "The IGGY Chomp" actually did this.
- Jizz on the Camera Ending
- Menstruate on the Camera Ending
- Sneeze on the Camera Ending
- Fly on the Camera Ending (Buzz off, stupid insect!)
- Fly in The Camera Ending (What? How did that thing get in there?)
- Flu at The Camera Ending
- Fly on the Camaro Ending
- Spit on the Camera Ending
- We Are As Barflies
- John Maynard Keynes Hates Your Guts: When the difficult part of a game requires strong monetary policy actions by the central bank and fiscal policy actions by the government to get past.
- Ambiguously Communist: Is this guy (usually a villain) supposed to be a communist, or was that unintentional?
- Karl Marx
- Emperor Jagang, before the series fell into Filibuster Freefall.
- Ambiguously Guy: You know, he looks a lot like that Fieari fellow with the cooking show, but I just can't be sure...
- My Boobs Are Down Here
- Streisand Was Right: If something offensive, embarrassing, or life-ruining (or all of the above) is posted on the internet, it CAN be removed from everything in sight, even on computers not connected to the internet, and nobody will be able to know or remember that it once existed, and the would-have-been-a victim will be revered as righteous unto the people of the Internet, who could never, ever, tarnish said almost victim's reputation, which is holy.
- Almost happens during Phineas And Ferb Tip Of The Day, but ultimately Subverted.
- Getting Carp Past the Radar
- Usually through Unusual Eelphemism
- Getting Radar Past the Crap
- Baby Squirrel, You's A Sexy Motherfucker
- Sax-Crazy
- Gushing About Shows That Don't Exist
- I absolutely LOVE The Turtle with Flamethrowers!
- Exists as Non-Existent Fiction Recommendations.
- Pals With Bruce
- Pals with Zorc and Pals
- Remember When You Faggarted a Sun
- Your Red A Splode
- Sarcastic Hell
- Never The Salves Shall Meet
- How Many Boards Would the Mongols Hoard If the Mongol Hordes Got Bored?
- The Power Of Polka
- All-Hating Hero
- You Know, That Song That Goes...
- Mongolian Orgy Scene
- Obligatory Mongolian Orgy Scene
- Farts With Their Funeral
- Right Through Her Chastity Belt
- Proud Janitor Race Guy
- Counting To Tomato in the Mirror
- Trope Pages With An Even Number of Characters
- Trope Pages With An Odd Number of Characters
- Tropes Ending With A-L
- Tropes Starting With A Capital Letter
- Needs Wiki Apathy
- Dutch Angel
- Dutch Oven Angle
- Flat Screech of Terror
- Bellatrix the Death Eater
- Harpo Does Something Tragic
- Harpo Does Someone Funny
- Harpo Does Something Unfathomable
- You Cannot Grasp the True Form Of What Harpo Did!
- Oprah Does Something Funny
- Faux Laughably Evil
- Older Than Dinosaurs (maybe it should be in 'Unknowable' section; I'm not sure).
- Everyone Is Odin Hanging From Yggdrasil
- Everyone Is Buddha Under The Bodhi Tree
- Everyone Is Muhammad In Mount Hira
- Everyone Is Dante At Quick Stop
- Everyone Is Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
- Everyone Is Buddha Under The Bodhi Tree
- Scifi Writers Have No Sense of Smell
- Scifi Writers Have No Sliding Scale
- Scifi Writers Have No Sixth Sense
- Scifi Writers Have No Scent
- Scifi Writers Have No Sense of Self
- Scifi Writers Have No Sense of Object Permanence
- Last Sunday BC
- Crowning Moment Of Average
- Self-Removal Fic
- Ron the Beefeater
- Heavy Is Not Evil
- Reasonable Gibs
- Press SysRq To Not Die
- Press X To Not Be Born
- Victory By Waiting: Winning by simply outlasting everyone else.
- Exists as Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing?
- I once made a game where you get a point for every second you play it.
- Victory By Waiting: Winning by way of the food you bring your opponent.
- Victory By Winning
- Creating Life Is Fine, I Guess, If You're The Sort Of Person Who Enjoys That Sort Of Thing, But Honestly I've Never Seen The Appeal
- Getting Swastikas Painted On Your Soul
- Big Stupid
- Combat Solipsist
- Played straight in Tales of Maj'Eyal, where Solipsist is a psychic character class.
- Moron Bonus
- And That's Terrific
- And That's Neutral
- And That's Terrorist
- They Sandwiched A Perfectly Good Waste (Intended Foodie Reaction?)
- Normaler Than Normal
- The Anti-Paladin: A Lawful Evil Magic Knight with unholy power. May be in the service of a God of Evil or Religion of Evil.
- Characters Who Sniff People's Feet Because They Like the Smell of Cheese
- Status Quo Is Cod
- Status Quo Is Codfish
- Grinder Forgot To Do Villany
- Aborting a genocide run in Undertale.
- Armenia Saves The Day
- Competitive Kink
- Stan Lee Clone
- What The Heaven, Villain?
- Zootopia Justifies The Means
- The Z Word Privileges
- Sliding Scale of Plants vs. Zombies
- East Basitin Animation
- Everything Trying To Resurrect You
- Purple Aesop
- Marching Marches On: A trope for works that fail to predict dramatic changes to the field of professional marching.
- March Marches On: It's Ventôse or Germinal now.
- Sweet And Sour Ending
- Hot and Sour Ending
- Depressive Tech
- Neurotic Tech
- Hallucinated Tech
- Passive-Aggressive Tech
- Give it a few years, those will all be tropes...
- Audie Murphy's Law
- Alex Murphy's Law
- Eddie Murphy's Law
- When crosses grow on Anzio, charge and attack, going to Hell and back?
- When your squad is in trouble, jump on a tank, grab a machine gun, and start shooting Germans?
- Kick your painkiller addiction by locking yourself in a hotel room?
- Even the bravest men get PTSD?
- Stocks Fall, Everyone Dies
- Played Straight during The Great Depression.
- Inverted by the COVID-19 pandemic.
- Played Straight during The Great Depression.
- Queer as Tropes but with hand dominance and vice versa.
- Everyone Is Ambidextrous
- Butch Lefty-an
- I Am Not Homosexual (which would be some kinda Gender Bender porno thing(?))
- That would probably be Mistaken for Gay.
- It and its sister trope, I Am Not Heterosexual, would refer to someone thinking they're safe from being seduced by The Casanova because they're of the wrong gender, only for the Casanova to utter the appropriate line.
- Coming Right Story
- Ambidextrous The Way (yeah, that one doesn't work)
- Cast Full Of Lefty
- No Ambidextrous People
- Everyone is Left-Handed
- Camp Lefty
- Depraved Ambidextrous
- Unpleasable Fan Base (as in the part that keeps a fan from falling over)
- Unpleasable Third Base (not the baseman, the base itself)
- Cast Full of Alien Wing-Wong
- Technology Sashays Away
- Technology Shuffles Away
- Technology Skips Away
- Technology Rides Off Into The Sunset
- Unusually Uninteresting Unperson
- Christianity is Calvinist
- Christianity Is Syncretic Eastern Orthodoxy
- Christianity Is Coptic
- Christianity Is Eastern Orthodox
- Christianity Is Protestant
- Christianity Is Non-Denominational
- Christianity Is Charismatic
- Christianity Is Pentecostal
- Christianity Is Kakure Kirishitan
- Christianity Is Puritan
- Christianity Is Anglican
- Christianity Is Evangelical
- Christianity Is Liberal Christian
- Christianity Is Unitarian
- Christianity Is Swedenborgian
- Christianity Is Christian Scientist
- Christianity Is Mormon
- Christianity Is Atheist
- And Your Reward Is Bees
- And Your Reward Is Bee Movie
- And Your Reward Is Brain Bleach
- Shipper On Crack
- My Eyes Are in Another Castle
- Your Princess Is In Another Dimension, A Dimension Not Only Of Sight And Sound But Of Mind
- Swords Versus Lords: Rivalry between the military elite and the hereditary aristocracy.
- Basingstoke House
- Butt Bleach
- Sounds like Sweet Dreams Fuel?
- We Are Not TV Tropes
- Tropes Are Not Tropes
- Conspicuous Disguise: A disguise that seems like it should draw a large amount of attention, or at least more than normal clothing.
- Chekhov's BFG
- The Luigi
- Lady Leader, Guy Group: The only woman is also The Leader.
- Keith Richards Is Useless
- Reed Richards the Used Car Salesman
- Anatomically Impossible Hex: A page for witches to complain about the inaccurate portrayal of transformation-inducing hexes in the media.
- Played For Mehs
- Would be like So Okay, It's Average, but applied to a single trope.
- Strictly Formula
- Blind With 'Em, Blind Without 'Em
- This would be a sub-trope of Goggles Do Nothing.
- Strong Is Not Hungry
- Quick Is Not Purple
- Loud Is Not Tall
- Distracted By The Stupid Sexy Jetpack Hitler
- Mystical Radioactive Metal: A special radioactive metal that is itself supernatural (as opposed to normal radiation causing superpowers). May be a fictional metal or a real metal that has been supernaturally altered.
- Orange is Not the New Hackette
- The Call Tried to Use Your Work Number
- Could Not Receive the Call Due to Having Issues with Paying Your Phone Bills on Time
- The Call Tried Texting You but Forgot You Were Using a Landline
- The Call Has Terrible Hold Music
- The Cold Call Knows Where You Live
- Everybody Did 9/11
- Lotsa People Tried to Do 9/11 note
- Including Cassandra, the Butler, and a Wizard.
- There's a Twitter bot for that
- Wearing a Flag on Your Elbow
- Bombs Throwing Anarchists
- Godwinns' Law. That is, instead of comparing people to Nazis, you disparage them by comparing them to a crappy hillbilly tag team. Useless outside of wrestling forums.
- Sociologist Hero
- That Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon's Law
- Fatal Innuendo
- Moron Event Horizon- The moment that reveals that a character is both incredibly evil AND incredibly stupid.
- Before the Beginning (inversion of After the End)
- You're looking for works set in Hollywood Prehistory, or maybe Stone Punk.
- Priceless Meng Vase- The toughest, most indestructible vase there is.
- Priceless Ming the Merciless Vase
- The Waluigi
- Quebec Takes Over the World
- More like: Québec conquérit le monde
- Idaho Takes Over The World
- Nauru Takes Over the World
- Uyghurs Take Over the World
- People Sit on Bears
- People Sit on Pears
- People Sit on Hairs
- People Sit on Mares
- People Sit on Flares
- People Sit on Stairs... wait...
- People Sit on Tony Blair
- People Sit on Care Bears
- First Girl Loses: A trope for a Harem Ending where the main character ends up with everyone except the first girl.
- Subverted by Doki Doki Literature Club!?
- Suicide By Mop
- Dirty Mop (Too Universal)
- Rabid Mop
- Old-Fashioned Mopper
- The Great British Mopper Capture (Who will keep the floors clean now?!)
- Writer Mop Out (The next 90 pages were written in ink, and were accidentally blanked while the author was cleaning the floor)
- Cliffhanger Mopout (Wait a minute, the hero had nothing to defend himself at the end of the last episode! Where'd he get a mop from?!)
- Unnecessary Orgasmic Combat Roll
- Normal Words, But a Horse Guy!
- The
- Purple Is Androgynous: Being a mix of feminine pink and masculine blue (or, in an older system, feminine blue and masculine red), purple is associated with gender-nonconforming characters, such as macho women, ass-kicking girly boys, or otherworldly characters of ambiguous gender.
- North Koreans Love Coca-Cola: A bizarre national stereotype that portrays North Koreans as obsessed with Coca-Cola, being willing to just about anything to obtain it.
- Double Standard: Rap, Sci-Fi (Rap isn't true rap if it's about science fiction.)
- Gratuitous Rap (A Wild Rapper Appears!)
- Rap by Proxy (Milli Vanilli if they were rappers)
- Attempted Rap (Read: attempted.)
- We have Piss-Take Rap.
- Promiscuity After Rap (Considering how sexualized Glam Rap is...)
- Rap Leads to Insanity (Ouch!)
- 6ix9ine
- Chairs and People Dissonance
- Take One Third of an Option
- Good Is A Special Kind of Evil
- Work Pages Are A Free Lunch
- Tropes Playing With Themselves
- Track Listing Death Slot: A solid song gets screwed over by its placement on the album (for example, being placed directly between two songs that are fan favorites).
- Regular-Sized Neko
- Energetic After the Song
- Big "BECAUSE!"
- Conspicuously Blonde: Blond characters attract attention in places where dark hair is predominant. The inverse of Plenty of Blondes.
- Once More But More Confusing
- So Cool, It's Frozen Solid
- Who Shot Down Dag Hammarskjold’s Plane
- Ambiguously Beige
- Bananas in Pajamas In The Tailpipe.
- Servant Knight Woundwort
- Rousseau Was Left
- Honey the Cat Syndrome
- Dying Declaration of Nope.
- They/Them Gaze
- Infinitesimal Entertainment
- Reports Of My Breasts Were Greatly Exaggerated
- The Man To The Side Of The Man
- Waluigi Debuted in Smash Bros
- It Was His Snowmobile
- Sirloin Attack
- Who Names Their Kid Duncebot
- Writers Blow
- Rated G for Girly
- The Other Mewtwo: When a character that appeared previously in a series returns, but they're a completely different character.
- Mathematics Nazi
- Oswald Teichmüller?
- What Kind Of Lame Power Is Fart, Anyway?
- Put on a Bus to Neasden
- Ass Eats You
- Edit Wars are Glorious
- Edit Wars are Hell
- TV Tropes Will Make You Super Pregnant
- King Log and King Heron: A contrast between a benign but useless ruler and an effective but tyrannical ruler.
- With Great Power Comes Great Girliness
- Super-Cute Superpowers and Frills of Justice
- SheZow
- With Great Power Comes Great Balls of Fire!
- The World's Expert On Getting Kicked In The Nuts
- Milhouse Relationship Moment
- Pimped-Out Pantsuit: A very fancy woman’s outfit with trousers instead of a skirt.
- Lotus Esprit-Eater Machine
- Named After Nobody In Particular
- Driven To Suicide Bombing Your Own House In Frustration
- The Bus Came Back, Fell Over, Was Lifted Upright, Fell Over AGAIN, Was Lifted Upright A Second Time, Drove Off Into The Sunset And Randomly Blew Up.
- Gunmen Hate Cons
- Thanos Gambit
- Dick Shove
- Fatass Woobie
- Cruelty By Fart
- Circadian Beauty
- Actually, Beautiful Dreamer may fit...
- Cicadian Beauty
- Steel Hiding Silk: A forceful or militaristic character has a surprising ability to get what they want through manipulation as well as aggression.
- Noble Scientist's Villainous Daughter: The heroic scientist has a daughter who turns to evil.
- 12 Monkeys contains a Spear Counterpart.
- Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard
- Motif Rant
- SiIvaGunner: Rebooted, The Voice rants about Nozomi's leitmotif.
- Artistic Licence - My Left Foot
- Black and White and Gray Insanity: A character who believes that the world consists of good, evil, and many shades of gray in between. How insane!
- Above Good and Evil, Straw Nihilist, and The Unfettered might come close.
- No Exported Soup For You
- Box Office Bong: A theater employee smokes a bong on the job.
- Not Known for the Fanservice (probably also Too Dangerousnote )
- Fameless Fanservice Girl (ditto but applied to a specific character)
- Incompetent Fanservice Girl
- Possibly Abhorrent Admirer.
- Entitled Fanservice Girl
- Five Lines, Too Much Waiting
- Call a Smeerp a "Hit Point"
- Knight In Stupid Armor
- Causal Kink (Really, My Own Grampa is just the starting point.)
- Useful Notes/The White House's Bathrooms
- Villains Want Brunettes: Heroic men are attracted to light-haired women, while villainous or anti-heroic men are attracted to dark-haired women.
- What Do You Mean, It Isn't Not for Kids?
- Armor-Piercing Statement (totally not a Wham Line)
- Armor-Piercing Command
- Armor-Piercing Exclamation
- Armor-Piercing Callnote
- Armor-Piercing Misconception
- Armor-Piercing Question. Well, Less of an Armor-Piercing Question and More of an Armor-Piercing Comment. I Guess It's Less of an Armor-Piercing Comment and More of an Armor-Piercing Utterance. Really It's Less an Armor-Piercing Utterance, More an Armor-Piercing Air Pressure Wave. It's Less an Armor-Piercing Air Pressure Wave and More an Armor-Piercing Friendly Hand Wave. I Guess It's Less an Armor-Piercing Friendly Wave than It Is an Armor-Piercing Friendly Bug. I Found This Armor-Piercing Bug and Now We're Friends. Do You Want to Meet It?
- Petrill Strategy
- Back To Front Badasses
- Good Is Evil
- Evil Is Good
- Walking Shower Scene - Someone who is always taking a shower and even carrying it around wherever they go.
- Walking Shirt Scene (Living Clothes)
- Walking Bathtub Scene
- Walking Furo Scene
- Walking Pool Scene
- Walking Public Bathhouse Scene
- Walking Lingerie Scene
- Walking Wet Sari Scene
- Walking Chase Scene (...it's probably happened at least once.)
- Walking Fight Scene
- Walking Forging Scene
- Walking Grand Inquisitor Scene
- Walking Grave-Marking Scene
- Walking Hospital Gurney Scene
- Walking Random Smoking Scene
- Walking "With Our Swords" Scene
- Audience Precipitation
- Chairs Fall Off People
- Forty-Eighth Installment Wins
- Magical Fifty-Third Son
- Magical Seventh Cousin
- Knighting Your Future Self
- Kicked Downstairs
- Kicked Up And Down The Stairs
- Kicked Up The Sideway Stairs
