Tropes That Will Never Happen:
Too Obscure Or Bizarre
These tropes are
weird so they will never happen
The Same but More
X Meets Y
. Compare and contrast
Hijacked By Fanon
Card Carrying Villain Protagonist
Card Carrying Hero Antagonist
Light Yagami is Not Good
Could also go into Complaining
The Unwilling Suspension of Belief
Falafel Good, Falafel Neutral, and Falafel Evil
Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows.
People Sit on Spikes
One Fabio Limit
One Ed Limit
Fifteen Steves Limit
Crowning Moment of Heartworming
: …And when the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life.
Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.
TV Tropes Enhanced My Vocabulary
They Wasted a Perfectly Good Porn
Ferdinand Was Right - people eating animals for Christmas dinner; overlaps with Too Universal
The Walrus Was Not Paul
Green Eggs and Ham Is A Harsh Mistress
You Are Watching Big Brother
Charlie Brown as a MacGuffin
So Good It's Bad
Awesomeness Withdrawal, where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
This was what the Doug Walker actually said about . His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"
Spirited Away Show Within a Show Within A Show Within A Show Within A...
Oops, I Forgot To Use The Condom/Vasectomy
You Fail Staying Alive Forever
List of Series That Don't Use Tropes
This might work...
But then, if this is a trope, wouldn't series who don't use tropes thereby use a trope and thereby disqualify for Don't Use Tropes?
Simple: Instead of a Trope, we call it a Group.
How about a Grope?
Don't Mind If I Do! Wait, Russel's Grope Paradox ?
The Tropeless Tale
The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.
Girl on Girl is Shot
Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
Wouldn't that be a form of Reality Ensues?
No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.
Useful Notes/Eating inedible and nonexistent things
Good Is Tactically and Technically Efficient
There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
Crowning Moment of Giant Realistic Flying Tigers
Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins
No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert
Shouldn't that be filed under Unknowble?
All Novelists Are Sane
For a given value of sane.
Nothing Going Wrong Ever
Sounds related to God-Mode Sue.
One Or Two Things Going Wrong In A Manageable Way
Lion in an Ass Skin
Your Cousins as a Gateway Drug.
Discount Sushi Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
Least Common Superpower: A power that only one character has, for a few seconds, after which it's taken from him and no one ever has that power again. Not even in other stories, films, or books.
Undead Baby Comedy
Someone has never seen Braindead.
Immortal Baby Comedy
Immoral Baby Comedy
Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
Undead Unicorn Trope
100% Apathy Rating.
I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
86.5% Approval Rating
OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
0% Percent Approval of Raping
147.964% Disapproval Salad
8.8 Percent Approval Rating
World Without Strawmen - aka Utopia
World Without A Strawman
The Death Of Strawman
Kill Your Strawman With Fire
Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
Prologue In My Pants
Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants
Epilogue In My Pants, Monolouge In My Pants, Soliliquy In My Pants, Rap In My Pants, Sibilance In My Pants, Alligator In My Pants...
Retreating Wall Of Shyness
Show Us On The Doll Where The Vorlons Touched You
Bitchslapped By Vorlons
Our Anti-tank rounds are different
The Sound Of One Hand Fapping
I Put On My Robe And Leather Pants
List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.
Cthulhu Sue: Pronounced Clu-loo Sue, this Trope takes the worst aspects of Mary Sue and increases it to such a level that it becomes a metaphoric cosmic horror in its own right.
Chainsaw Neutral, Chainsaw Evil
Gatling Neutral, Gatling Evil
Tank Neutralness, Tank Evilness
Whip It Neutral, Whip It Evil
И, Just И
This would be a good alternate name for The Backwards R, actually.
But impossible to search.
You are weak.
Second Person Person
A lot of people do this occasionally. You've probably told yourself "Okay, you can do this!" at least once in your life.
Draco In Leather Depends
Our Vampires Are Different When Convenient
Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way
Our Monsters Are Different In Some Ways But Alike In Others
Not Demonstrable Trope
You Fail Astrozo ology Forever
You Fail Space Madness Forever
You fail Theoretical Xenobiology Forever.
Following , how do we not have this?
Avatar You Fail Digestion Forever
Someone's obviously never been to a vorarephilia website.
You mean it doesn't work like that?
You Fail The Evil Overlord Forever
Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time
You Fail Biology, But Then Retake It And Pass, Which We Knew You Could Do If You Just Applied Yourself
You Fail Biology For 10 Years
You Fail Biology For 10 Months
You Fail Biology For 10 Weeks
You Fail Biology For 10 Days
You Fail Biology For 10 Hours
You Fail Biology For 10 Minutes
You Fail Biology For 10 Seconds
You Fail Biology For 10 Milliseconds
You Fail Biology For 10 Nanoseconds
You Fail Biology For 10 Picoseconds
You Fail Biology For 10 Planck Units
Given how quickly biological Science Marches On, surely someone who got lucky and was later proven right.
I Have The Power Supreme
Names To Icecar Away From Really Fast
You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised
The Call Blew Up Your Neighbor's Kid and threatened to Rape your Girlfriend.
List Of Writers Who Are Neither Male, Adults, Human Nor Writers
Low Calorie Diet Sugar Wiki
No Added Sugar Wiki
Maple Sugar Wiki (Canadian)
Honey Wiki (it's all natural!)
Watermelon Sugar Wiki (too much Richard Brautigan)
This Is Xanatos On Drugs
Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O
Tropes Are Not Neutral
Tropes Are Not Natural
Tropes Are Not Evil
Nothing Material Or Immaterial Exists, Has Ever Existed, Or Ever Will Exist Anywhere, Anytime And In Any Sense
TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
TV Tropes Will End Your Life
TV Tropes will make you wealthy and successful.
What if a Troper becomes or is a successful, critically acclaimed writer?
TV Tropes Will Have No Measurable Impact On Your Quality Of Life
Yandere meets Yandere
Again, desperately needs to be an actual work.
Jin Kisaragi vs. Nu-13
The Wheel of Fate is Turning.
Rebel One. Action!
A Nonexistent Trope That Is Very Common Throughout Non-Fiction
People Get Minor Illnesses and Aren't Really Inconvenienced by Them
Audience Surrogate Bait and Switch
Cholecystokinin Brigade Bait
Cool Middle-Aged Guy.
Cocytus Counterpart - Any frozen lake deliberately used to underscore characters betraying each other.
Saccharinecrap World - A seemingly dark or grim world/land that is actually great place to live.
Ate The Call
Stalker with a Crush Couple
This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie Addicted to Love, where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
Does the "Breakdance" skillshot from count?
Bulletstorm Candle Jackoff
Except you'll never get to fini
Fifth Human Hybrids
...Have you been on the internet? Like, anywhere?!
Dude Looks Like a Labia
Our Placozoa Are Different
Sliding Scale Of Rwandan Animation Obscurity
Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
You Fail the Feven Feas Forever
What Kind of Lame Power Is Physical Godhood, Anyway?
What Kind of Lame Power Is Lameness, Anyway?
What Kind Of Incredibly Lame Pun Is Heart On Anyway
Mario Party Games Have Good AI
Jumped At The Call But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
Draco in Assless Chaps
Everything's Better With Sparks
would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
Girl Genius Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
This Trope Statement Is False
Absurdly Blunt Blade
If the architects were Straw Feminists, many buildings would be like that.
It's filled with Death Traps that only the present of men (or women?) sets off.
What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life
List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics
Insecurity Tuning Fork - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like Idea Bulb.
Screw The Rules, I Have Honey
Save The Girl Screw The World (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
Screw The Rules, I Have Potato Salad With Tacos!
Ot Tnaw Ew Fi Sdrawkcab Klat Ot Elba Eb Dluohs Ew ,Selur Eht Wercs!
note But You Screw One Rule
Drone Ambient Digging Kid
Word Of Satan
Things said about a show by the archnemesis of the creator?
Did You Just Punch Out A Baby?
Broke Your Arm Punching Out A Baby
Did A Baby Just Punch You Out?
According to the trailers, this will be in The Campaign.
Broke Your Arm Punching Out Punch Cards
Em Dash and En Dash
Reinforced Trope - When a trope is reconstructed before it is deconstructed.
We have Unbuilt Trope, where the deconstruction appears before the straight use.
So Cool Its Horrible
Grenade Ass Shove
Castration By Grass
Death By USB Stick
Death By Shiny Floating Space Hole
Spontaneous Torso Explosion
Self Remonstrating Article
Anything that doesn't move(Or isn't alive)
Death By Birth (Not Death by Childbirth. It's when YOU die, BY being born.)
I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College
Kneel Before Zoidberg
A Little Something We Call Antidisestablishmentarianism
Taste Your Solid Acid - Solid Acid Cannons
Quadruple Issue Wonk
Heel Heel Turn: When a villain switches sides to become a different kind of villain.
Face Face Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a different kind of hero.
Toe Heel Turn: when a character spins gracefully on one foot but falls out of the turn onto their heel and stumbles awkwardly, though sometimes the judges decide to credit such a move as a D with execution deductions anyway because they like the Americans and the Russians but not the Chinese.
Heel Ass Turn: When a villain stops being a villain, but is still a Jerk Ass.
Face Heal Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a doctor.
Face Meal Turn
Face Heal Transplant
Face Book Turn
Fluffy Cloud Hell
Fragile Flower Couple
Twice Shy, if one (or both) gets over their shyness and asks the other person out.
Immortal Horse Trope
Perfectly Healthy Horse Trope
Real Men Wear Panties And A Bra
Sucky Moment of Dethroning
Refictionalization - when something is Defictionalized, but then people realize it sucks and it becomes fictional again.
He Who Fights He Who Fights Monsters
He Who Fights Hipsters
World Of Fragile Flower
Bury Your Heterosexuals
We Chose A Form You Are Uncomfortable With Because We Are, How Do You Say It, A Dick
We Chose A Form You Can't Comprehend
We Chose an Offer You Can't Refuse
Mistaken For Starfish Alien
Alien Mistaken For Some Other Alien
People On Chairs
Shit Yaw Attack
TV Tropes Will Make You Extremely Popular With Your Peers, Especially When You Talk In Tropes All The Time
TV Tropes Will Make You An Excellent Cook
No Of Course TV Tropes Is Not Addictive
Throwing Your Head Always Works
Heartwarming Moments / Hip Hop Locos
Fade To Beige
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Wife
'Honey, I noticed you keep looking up Gorn, Death tropes, and Strawberry Shortcake. We need to talk ... '
Good Is Not Good
Boring Invisible Hero
Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
Fifty Steve Limit
Hey It's That Gun
Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic
You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever
Speed Equals Shyness
Farmers Always Wear Glasses
A Man Has A Y Chromosome
Tropers That Will Never Happen
Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip
Brought Down To Physical God
Monkeys on a Typewriter Write The Plot
Take Away My Brown Pants
Call A Rabbit A Smurf
Headphones Equal Psychic Powers and Abnormal Eating Habits.
That's not a trope, that's a Laconic description of The World Ends with You if someone had serious issues with causation and correlation.
Dropped A Dr. Octagonapus On Him
Jumping Off The Slippery Soap
To The Batadjective!
To The Bat Verb!
To the Bat Adverb!
To The Bat Preposition!
To the Bat Interjection!
To The Bat Gerund!
To The Bat Participle!
To The Bat Infinitive!
To The Bat Appositive!
Curves In All The Wrong Places
Neutral Detecting Dog
Dog Detecting Dog
Hollywood Ballet: Were it not for Vera Zorina in On Your Toes and Moira Shearer in , the earlier inaccuracies in film in regards to ballet would have their own tropes; as it stands, this would be a Deader Than The Red Shoes 1948 Dead Horse Trope.
Stuffed Into The Fridge Logic: When you realize, belatedly, that a character you thought had lived actually died, and that this was in order to provide fridge-angst for someone else.
Ominous Pig Latin Chanting
Suspiciously Improved Sequel
Relatively High Number Sword That Breezes You Through The Midgame And Holds Up Well In The Endgame And You Find Hard To Get Rid Of Even When You Find The Ultimate Weapon Because You Grew Unreasonably Attached To It
Acceptable Breaks from Reality/ Real Life
Matt Damon Is Not Real
Our Taxidermists Are Different
You Fail Equestrian Psychology Forever
Peppery Ending With Strong Notes Of Garlic And A Hint Of Garam Masala
Face Heel Door Slam: The inverse of Heel Face Door Slam; when a good character wants to turn evil, but gets killed before it can happen, and is sadly doomed to have accomplished nothing but good with their life.
Viewers Are Swordfish
My Psychological Clock Is Ticking
Award Snub- Induced Plot Hole
Smoking Hot Subtext
Doesn't This Not Remind You of Nothing?
Face Full Of Darkwing Duck Wong
Name's the Same: Famous People vs People You Know In Real Life
Crowning Year of Heartwarming
Dude, Where's My Coma?
Gushing About Shows That Don't Exist
Everything's Skinless With Nuckelavees ( Or, Instant Awesome Just Add Nuckelavees)
Rare Third Gender Example
Unresolved Chastity Tension
Converse of Sturgeon's Law — crap is 90% of everything
Every Pinto Is A Car
Unless it's a horse or a bean.
Plot Hole Victim
The Guy Who Was Wrong Was Right
But For Me, It Was Caturday
Nobody Poops But You
Only Zoidberg Poops
Luke, We Are Each Other's Fathers
Everything's Better With The Javan Wart Snake (Or Elephant-Trunk Snake, Or Whatever You Want To Call Acrochordus javanicus), Which Grows To Six Feet Long, Spend Its Entire Life In Freshwater And Feeds Largely On Fish And Other Aquatic Animals
Xanatos / Gambit Crossover Slashfic
Punch Clock Neutral Female
"Purple, Just Sideways" Reaction
Penultimate Life Form
Shaggy Zoidberg Story
Broke Your Arm Doing The Horsey Dance
1980s Serbian Medical Sitcom Tropes
Makuta Was Right
Broke Cthulhu Punching Out Your Arm
Gushing About Shows Within A Show
Shows Complaining About Being Watched
Watching Shows About Gushing
Pooping Does Not Work That Way
Periods Do Not Work That Way
Sliding Scale of Monochrome to Full-Colour
Or, alternatively, Mohs Scale of Hue Saturation
Or Sorting Algorithm of Hue Saturation
Real Men Always Wear Dresses
Blue Is For Sissies (although blue did used to be considered a feminine colour, whilst pink was considered masculine)
Pink Means Masculine
The West African Lungfish Was The Mastermind
Fountain of Rei Ayanami Expies
Norwegians Despise David Tinglehoff
Hijacked By Link
New Plot As The Powers Demand
DarthWiki.So Cool Its Awesome and SugarWiki.So Bad Its Horrible
Never Bring A Knife To A Knife Fight
All Men Are Socrates
As Long as There Is Neutrality
Monsters Are the Real Humans